Why did she blow up?

why did she blow up?

She had a snuke of her sniz

there was a bomb in her-

She converted to Islam when she was found by that fisherman.

bomb in bajina

because there was another one

Chico's cum was the bomb

Taiyo-ken!!

It was just her time to go. She exploded naturally.

There was a bomb in her ass.

the lasaga was bom

She crashed into that other helicopter

womb

It was in her head and she even tries to warn you. You can't proof this wrong.

She didn't. Spoilers I guess

Kojima saw Hurt Locker while working on the game

...

Snake shot her with an RPG.

She realized TPP will never live up to Ground Zeroes.

Of course. It far exceeded a $40 dollar tech demo.

A WOMB?

It actually did not and that is the saddest part

She did. Also spoilers I guess

It actually did and the only reason you think it didn't is because Ground Zeroes didn't conflict with your expectations of the main game.

Here we go again, are you on of these The Last Jedi defenders too?
It's fine to not get what you expected. It's not fine to get a piece of shit instead.

It's objectively not a piece of shit. You may not like the story, but MGSV isn't a piece of shit

Faggot, Ground Zeroes is a small chunk of The Phantom Pain, cut and sold separately. Whatever you don't like in The Phantom Pain can be found in Ground Zeroes as well.

No shit.

>Give people a taste of what they want
>They are happy
>Give people rancid diarrhea shit that goes against everything you already built up for the sake of le epic ruse!!!
>People are mad

They fucked her up her puss.

see

Fuck, you are right. This is why I hate MGS games. You have to read a wikipedia to understand the twists.

You might be a literal brainlet.

Ground Zeroes was done separately to give you the illusion the game was gonna be about getting revenge on Skull Face, but you never get to fight him because of a retarded meta commentary on revenge.

Kojima intentionally blueballed the player.

I didn'r really pay attention. I wanted that last achievement to end the pain of that shitty game.

>This is why I hate this game
>Because I don't pay attention
Hmm

I'm the bomb and about to blow up, I'm the bomb and about to blow up.

>was done separately
It certainly wasn't, seeing how it was at point supposed to be included in the main game, between Episode 1 and Episode 2.
>the game was gonna be about getting revenge on Skull Face
It was partially about that. About the cycles of revenge between parties.
>you never get to fight
You don't, but you get revenge on him.

How the fuck do you even put 3 bombs inside someone, let alone ones with such magnitude that can completely destroy an helicopter.

nanomachines

Oh right I was thinking of C4 but I forgot this is MGS.

She was a pretty bomber head

Womb went boom.

She didn't actually blow up. What happened was a portal from the future opened up, but since this was Venom was being brainwashed, he saw that event as her exploding. Just like with the whale eating the helicopter, the existence of the time portals was being kept secret from him.

>completely destroy an helicopter.
That didn't happen, the explosion just knocked it around a bit and it collided with another helicopter.

When they throw something meaningless at you every now and then you quickly stop paying attention.

I know, I could have if she blew up inside.

It's sort of like using fertilizer to make a bomb. You just need to use the shittiest character you can find.