Why have you summoned me...

Why have you summoned me? Tell me your wish now! I can grant any wish that is within my power and related to video games.

I wish video games never existed and never will exist!

Kill my Discord tranny friend please

i want to go back and relive my life and play more video games than i did this time around

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dubs and japan goes back to being 2001 good

oh and the west goes back to being shit that nobody buys again

I wish PC was able to perfectly emulate all games that have ever existed and will ever exist!

Make it so the newer Smash games play like Melee.

I wish for chicken little ace in action 2 ty

IMMORTALITY!!!!!!

Make the Nintendo64/PS1 generation never happen so games never went to shit.

APE ESCAPE 4 YOU FUCK

i wish my standards were significantly lower so that even bad games seemed fun to me

I wish I had a program that could perfectly translate any video game from Japanese to English.

GIVE ME VERSUS!

I WANT TO HAVE THE STRENGTH TO CARRY AROUND A HUGE FUCKING HAMMER.

ETERNAL DRAGON! MAKE EA AND ALL ITS OWNED DEVELOPERS CRASH!

USED PANTIES

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WHAT IS YOUR WISH

Make sure Sea of Thieves is good, add more NPCs or something. No AI ships though, keep their 'if you see a ship, that's another player' vision intact.
Oh, and one more big outpost in the middle of the map, one big enough for two instances of each trading company on opposite shores, that way you could have two ships spawn near each other but not right on top of each other.

bring back aniki

big tiddy goth gf

Kill Sony

eradicate weebs

my life is a small price to pay to cure this plague

Eternal dragon, ensure whatever trash I program will actually lead to a great game before I neck myself at age 41!

Wipe microtransactions from existence.

I wish women were not allowed have any role related to video games beside providing voices.

But Yoko Shimomura, user.

marvel burning is a good thing
idk who mike ross is
i'm a weeb so no go on that
>uncensor JAV
this with a side of "make them not sound like racecars"

Are you the one who gives one or two wishes?

Or the Super one that gives three wishes for no apparent reason?

Goth loli gf

>Yoko Shimomur
I played none of those games.

Release Bannerlord and make it good.

I also wish Japan was banned from making video games.

I WISH FOR EA TO BE DESTROYED

Dende's Shenron can grant three wishes unless they are using multi res which limits it to two wishes.

nice try but pre 2001 western pc games are the best of all time see for example Deus Ex and the first System Shock also the best arena fps game of all time Quake 3

Revive aniki

>Release Bannerlord
No one has that kind of power.

Can I get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh tomboy martial artist childhood friend-turned-girlfriend GF?

Really? Huh. Well, assuming this is that version,

1. DLC and microtransactions cease to exist
2. Sega, Konami and Capcom are back to their former glory
3 is a toss-up: either my waifu is real and madly in love with me, or EA burns to the ground.

I wish that PS2 emulation was so good a potato could run any game smoothly!

I want Scalebound to be completed.

I wish that all tripfags currently using the site would melt into a pile of shit and die, that I had complete immortality, and that I had an infinite supply of 20 dollar bills that didn’t destabilize the economy

None of those are vidya.

ok then make reality a video game and then do the first 2

Bring Silent Hills back to life.

Didn’t they use 3 wishes to defeat Kid Buu?

make me a normalfag.

I wish that the support for the 3DS last for 5 more years, naturally getting constant new games!

I wish to be immortal so i can enjoy every single vidya there is forever

A proper sequel to pandemics battlefront 2

Make it so Spore became the game it was meant to be.

MAKE BUDOKAI TENKAICHI 4 AND MAKE YAMCHA OP

What counts as related to video games

Can I wish Morenatsu was real?

These wishes suck and only one of them are video game related

That was the Namek dragon. He always could grant three.

make people stop using the word vidya

I don't want any of those wishes though

All the vidya wives

they made bt4 its called bt tag team and its on psp

I wish for Castlevania to be an alive series with new good games!

Put me in the world of Video Games as a main character.

Granted
But you all move to Sup Forums

You are now Ralph

Uncensor JAV is the only good option.
Competitive retry is overpowered, you could become a super pro real fast at just whichever game, so I'll go with that..

Make survival horror great again please.

Left, I can just be a filthy pirate to get all games and DLC

I wish I had isekai hentai MC powers irl.
Beat that, nerds.

Lucky user, now he will be able to wreck lolis.

make starbound a good game

Make my dream pokemon game come true.

But you only get one retry every match. You could still lose.

GRANTED!
*hands you a SMT game*

Bloodborne PC

up if I have access to every arcade data

And blow up bunnies with the power of pancakes

I want Project M to be officially released on switch and that it replaces Melee in competition

gf

I wish for Borderlands 3 to be good

That's nothing like my dream pokemon game.

Square greenlights the development of new Vagrant Story game, with Ito directing and Matsuno writing.

It includes that plus rare, never release, and canceled games

Free Mass Effect from EA

I WISH THAT EVERY VERSION OF SUPER SMASH BROTHERS MELEE THAT EXISTS AND THAT SHOULD COME TO EXIST WHETHER IT BE PHYSICAL OR DIGITAL BECOME COMPLETELY BROKEN AND UNPLAYABLE BEYOND REPAIR SO THAT MELEE FAGS COULD NEVER PLAY MELEE AGAIN.

Restore Klonoa, I couldn't care less about the other series.

I WISH WE ALL ON FOWARD SLASH VEE GET ALL OUR INDIVIDUAL VIDEOGAME WISHES COME TRUE
WHAT NOW FAGGOT

I want a double order of onion rings.

Shut the fuck up and die

put facial animation in shenmue III please

>Halo with the lads again

i wish lag was deleted from existence for the entire world

Hence the "overpowered" and not "invincible".

Fuck JAV, uncensor hentai

Mean for

I want you to be muh waifu.

i wish shenron was my gf

Done, you just play more of the games you played as a kid

>tfw no omnipotent dragon gf with big scaly tiddies.