Wednesday night MMO story thread

Isaiah Price
Isaiah Price

Joins your guild
Wednesday night MMO story thread
Tell me about that time you got scammed as a newb or that rare loot you got
Dont go full /r9k/

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Mason Sullivan
Mason Sullivan

Guys join my guild all the time?

Carter Sanchez
Carter Sanchez

No, fuck you, women are awful people and to defend them means you fell for their brainwashing.

Jack Rivera
Jack Rivera

FUCKING ROASTIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Isaac Carter
Isaac Carter

I got scammed of a lvl 130 account in shakes and fidget, it still haunts me to this day

Isaac Allen
Isaac Allen

I always convince noobs their rare drops are worth less than i sell them for

Brandon Powell
Brandon Powell

join guild
hang around for a few weeks
leave

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Grayson Lewis
Grayson Lewis

Can't actually tell if that's a man or not.

Julian White
Julian White

schrodinger's trap

Brandon Brown
Brandon Brown

I pretend I was a girl
Had my sister voice act for me
Got in to deep
Change server with all the raid gear i got

Brayden Robinson
Brayden Robinson

Join guild
I'm the only guy
All the girls want my dick

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Henry Anderson
Henry Anderson

join a guild late
everyone has their cliques
everyone is asskissing the right people so they can escalate in ranks easily
nobody wants to play with me or avoids me in favor of the popular guys

join a guild from the beginning
watch as all the cool people become power-hungry and bully the newcomers
girl joins
starts ruining the relationships
drama
more drama
all the cool people I used to play with are now at each other's throat
everyone pm'ing me about their problems with X and Y person in the guild

I just want to play videogames with friends...

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Daniel Cook
Daniel Cook

ITS NOT FAIR

Sebastian Nelson
Sebastian Nelson

Whenever I join a new guild I just make a bunch of puns and dad jokes. usually end up becoming an officer

Zachary Gomez
Zachary Gomez

How did that happen, did you give your phone to someone

Adam Murphy
Adam Murphy

13 years old
clan leader is a 40 something year old woman, kind and sweet
PMs me
you are cute!

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Hunter Williams
Hunter Williams

erp with someone for the first time in seven years on PSO2
when it's over they say they love me like some kind of dickhead
start stalking me everywhere
I knew I shouldn't have did this shit

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Oliver Hughes
Oliver Hughes

playing FF14
Fuck off, I know
join a FC
"Hey user join our discord"
fucking great
join their discord
everyone is orbiting some fat girl
"Hey user join voice chat"
alright fine
join voice chat and say "Hey guys"
Fat Girl "Oooooh user, you sound so manly"
the betas immediately begin to swarm, all but shouting into their mics to try and drown me out, each one constantly talking to try and cut me off, all so I don't steal their lard queens attention away
leave FC
Why can't the betas contain themselves

Asher Anderson
Asher Anderson

I feel like I missed out on a lot back when I played wow in particular. I never socialized with people in game except for a real life friend who I regularly played with
I'd only join guilds that he had found first, and I never really felt compelled to participate in any part of them
in any mmo I've played since then I've either played with a handful of irc friends or just joined the /vg/ guild and passively been a member of that
my great mmo memories are either me playing by myself/with randoms or with a few friends from outside the game. I've never actually made a friend through an mmo
so blogpost aside, how the hell does everyone manage to find good guilds filled with people who aren't complete fags? the /vg/ guilds are usually barely tolerable, and the random average guild you'll come across is even worse, although the people are on the opposite side of the spectrum

Lincoln Diaz
Lincoln Diaz

that's your own fault degenerate and you know it

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Colton Reed
Colton Reed

most people who play ff14 are beta's who can't find a decent woman so whenever they find one that has something in common with them or seem mildly interested or even just is around them they will go to the worlds end to make them "theirs" this is why i only play ff14 with friends now

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Nicholas Flores
Nicholas Flores

No it's not who the fuck falls in love after a 30 minutes of fun

Colton Gray
Colton Gray

Cums on her face
Cums on your face
Cums on everyone's faces who dares enter this thread

Parker Jackson
Parker Jackson

Degenerates who erp

Christopher Nelson
Christopher Nelson

pretend to be girl
get into lesbo relationship with guild leader
send her pics of my friend on myspace
she sends me nudes
she wants to webcam
panic
don't log in again

Nicholas Lee
Nicholas Lee

hello my future girlfriend

Oliver Bailey
Oliver Bailey

join a guild
>dont talk to anyone

Charles Perez
Charles Perez

Load up free MMO
Still in popular phase, when I load it up there's a ton of people in the starter area
We all go around hunting shit and having fun and exploring
There's a pit with slightly stronger enemies killing a bunch of new players who try to go in solo
We all go in at once and kill them all, barely making it out alive.
Say our goodbyes as we leave the starter area and go off to learn our classes and start the real game
Become mage and grind a bit to learn the first skill
Get bored and stop playing shortly after

Why are the first few hours always the best?

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Lincoln Baker
Lincoln Baker

It was back when msn was popular, I just simply gave him my email and pw in hopes that hed give me his information so i could trade my warrior for his wizard. was really young at the time

Jaxson Wright
Jaxson Wright

The woman ends up being a guy in their 50s and ends up buttfucking me.

Leo Clark
Leo Clark

He doesn't assume all females on the internet are ugly
your fault

Benjamin Reyes
Benjamin Reyes

This is what playing on Wyrmrest Accord is like.

Levi Murphy
Levi Murphy

be 16 in a hardcore raiding guild during Vanilla WoW
guild is comprised of a core of friends that are fratboys
through various drunken instances and rivalries developed from other guilds we become the most hated/annoying guild on the server
try to keep peace with other guilds because I know this is eventually going to blow up badly
actually good/competent at my class
notorious whore cougar rival Guild Leader tries to poach me
play with them for a while doing 5mans and pvp
eventually tries flirting with me and asks how old I am
freaks out and bails when she finds out im 16

she got super embarassed and didnt talk to me anymore but I still kept a good relation with the rest of the guild

Adam Baker
Adam Baker

It seems like it is pretty easy desu. Especially when you have a friend or two who also play the game and you are dedicated. Also important that its an active game in itself, some stale, old game which has old as fuck guilds and swallows up any new one wont cut it, you will just spend your time grinding alone. In new games getting in a fun guild is relatively easy. I have some really autistic friend who is even worse than my sperg ass and he managed to build up a guild himself in Tera, he even met up with the guys in his guild irl. Ditched the whole guild later and never came back to the game tho.
I think that wow is just such a rusted construct at this point that you cant even find any fun in it anymore, it is full of no fun allowed tryhards, cringeworthy rp'ers and character growing/gold farming chinks with guilds and groups as old as the game itself.

Wyatt Rogers
Wyatt Rogers

be 11
join starcraft clan
we have a website and everything
officer takes a liking to me
this 17 year old dude is trying to fuck me
am not a dummy
see it coming
lead him on and say things to get preferential treatment
I got to officer status #2 before getting bored

Aaron Barnes
Aaron Barnes

it's bj aka linetrap before she got fat

Owen Mitchell
Owen Mitchell

linetrap never looked that good

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Dominic Hernandez
Dominic Hernandez

Your fault for being a slut.
I can see that shit playing out in my head and it makes me laugh.

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Levi Jackson
Levi Jackson

join a guild
make friends and have hecka fun for 4-5 months
random day of depression
become convinced they're all just pretending and actually hate me
leave and block everyone

rinse and repeat in every game I've played over the last 16 years

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Adrian Smith
Adrian Smith

what fucking planet are you on my man have you looked at the archives lately?

Adam Lee
Adam Lee

i don't understand

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Nicholas Flores
Nicholas Flores

I'm honestly too tired to argue with you, friend. Have a good night.

Thomas Young
Thomas Young

sorry, i'm not being oblivious on purpose, i'm very drunk

Tyler Harris
Tyler Harris

This big unironically. We can finally kill all women when the artificial womb is created.

Caleb Ramirez
Caleb Ramirez

BJ gets uglier every day while Natalie Mars gets hotter

Jason Johnson
Jason Johnson

hotter and hotter trannies getting into porn
Feels fucking good lads

Austin Brooks
Austin Brooks

well this was wow back in 2010. I don't know if my problem is that I'm not a super sociable person and so other people don't feel the need to start up conversations with me, or if it's because I like to play different content from most people. I've never really cared about doing raids, and it seems like that's what a lot of guilds are focused around. back in wow I liked doing the casual pvp like alterac and whatnot the most

Owen Bennett
Owen Bennett

I think you really, really need to see a therapist

Hunter Adams
Hunter Adams

What game?

Brody Diaz
Brody Diaz

Never play an MMO
never regret not playing one
Feelsgood

Luke Stewart
Luke Stewart

playing TESO the other night
in /vg/ guild
some seemingly underage blogging about sending nudes to some snapchat whore in the guild but stopping because two other people in the guild found out and got upset
christ almighty is there any community full of adults left?

Jeremiah Reed
Jeremiah Reed

that's true, yet here I still am
really makes you think

Oliver Kelly
Oliver Kelly

was doing Ultima Weapon (extreme) in FF XIV
whole team died a few times, a new healer shows up
got distracted and ended up dying
outta nowhere a macro directed at me with the words "Have I given you permission to die (My characters name)?"
got rezzed and rejoined the fray
I legit got chills.

Nathan Richardson
Nathan Richardson

you remember being a kid, right?
why the fuck would you let there be a cool game for grownups you wouldn't try to muscle in on

Benjamin Murphy
Benjamin Murphy

Well, you already kinda pinpointed your problem, now do something about it you little bitch.
At least for those friends that lost you

Noah Roberts
Noah Roberts

It's Julia Pott you fucking retard

Ian Ward
Ian Ward

play on Warmane for a full year 2016-2017
playing alongside buddy who has never touched wow
we're both having fun, but somehow find ourselves recruited by a guild
they offer to help us with gold and shit but I turn them down
hit 80 together
raid like crazy with the guild
talk about wow with him all day at work
having the time of our lives

warmane opens a fucking BC x7 xp server like 2 months after ICC release
half the fucking guild bails to go do that gay shit
entire thing dissolves that week

I miss it, guys. I don't want to wait for Classic, but I know I should.

How the fuck am I nostalgic about something that happened this time last year.

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Samuel Walker
Samuel Walker

in /vg/ guild
That's where you fucked up

Luke Hall
Luke Hall

Play MMO
Spend months grinding the same few bosses to get gear to do the main raid
Complete the main raid
Grind the same bosses over and over for auxiliary gear like mounts and cosmetics
New expansion comes out
Spend months grinding the same few bosses to get gear to do the main raid
Complete the main raid
Grind the same bosses over and over for auxiliary gear like mounts and cosmetics
New expansion comes out
Spend months grinding the same few bosses to get gear to do the main raid
Complete the main raid
Grind the same bosses over and over for auxiliary gear like mounts and cosmetics

The golden years of my life, truly.

Joseph Perry
Joseph Perry

I remember in diablo 2 some little faggot stole my horadric cube back when you could trade them

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Henry Hill
Henry Hill

join PSO2 discord
unfunny girl spouts meme quotes constantly
admin of the server tells her to say more unfinny meme quotes
admin of the server also takes PSO2 seriously and yells alot
never join the VC again

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Caleb Jenkins
Caleb Jenkins

GW2 has a lot of old people because the game is very casual and you barely lose any progress if you stop playing for months.

Grayson White
Grayson White

i erp'd with a tranny and she sent me a pic of her girlcock
10/10 i was 14 at the time

Landon Jones
Landon Jones

if you're talking about FFXIV this is 100% accurate. I wish I could stop.

Lucas Johnson
Lucas Johnson

The age at which you turned into a full-blown homo.

Ethan Sanchez
Ethan Sanchez

Applies to any WoW clone.

Austin Ortiz
Austin Ortiz

nah i'm bi

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Luke Diaz
Luke Diaz

joining a discord

there's your problem

Bentley Johnson
Bentley Johnson

don't join discord
literally no one to talk to cause everyone uses it
good job

Brandon Allen
Brandon Allen

Same here. I've drifted away from those friends now and have no friends to game with anymore. Such an autist I can't even make friends online.

Lucas Jackson
Lucas Jackson

Started playing Trove
At that time I lurked /vg/ for the LoL generals
Find a Trove general
Join /vg/'s club
It had all the stereotypes you usually see mentioned in Sup Forums
The jew, an even more bigger jew, a normie, an extreme autist, the memer (back then the "shitpost" term wasn't even a thing), the attentionwhore, and the bros
Had a rivalry with one of those fucks because we were too nice and helped newcomers, so we basically raced to see who helped them out first
Have the most fun out of a videogame than I had in years
PC dies
Months later I came back
Guild dead

I miss you guys. Those were the times.
Except you, Orphe. Fuck you

Gabriel Evans
Gabriel Evans

playing Ultima Online for the first time
buddy of mine gives me some leftover gear of his that is useless to him but fuckawesome at level one
tooling around just leveling up to be able to join his other characters later that week
high level guy in the area starts talking to me, notes that I have stuff well beyond the normal starting gear and we talk for a bit
he helps me kill some monsters that I wouldn't be able to on my own and get some skills leveled up and then he offers to give me some of his old stuff as well to help me out, just need to follow him to his house
wellwhythefucknot.jpg
tells me we have to take a moon portal to his house
which happens to be in the PvP side of the server
I follow him through and then get onto his boat to get there
boat goes out for just a bit, stops
Ruh Roh
he tells me to take off all my weapons & armor and drop them on the boat along with all my items or he'll kill me on the spot, gank my stuff and just leave me in the middle of the ocean
I dump everything and plead with him not to kill me, tell him my friend gave me a bunch of money in the main city's bank and I'll give it to him if he doesn't kill me
he docks the boat and tells me not to move
I bolt off for the moon door we went through to get back to the Weenie Hut Junior's (PvE area)
its was like a ten minute walk but its the only one I know the exact location of
I'm running butt naked as he's chasing after me, heart pounding in real life the whole time and barely get there before he can one surely one shot kill me
tell my buddy about it and he just shakes his head at me, thoroughly disappointed asking how I fell for such an obvious trap
mfw

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Jose Wood
Jose Wood

Damn dude. I'm constantly afraid the people i love really hate my gut and want me gone, there is always a reason why they would. I try to just say fuck off to such thoughts but they always come back this is ruining my life because if i talk to them about this they will find me needy and hate me but most likely be the exceptional humans they are and support me which makes me a burden on them they really shouldn't carry. I really need to die, i can't become strong enough to live i'm too much of a wrech but really it's because i enjoy this. I enjoy this despair, kill me if you have mercy.

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Hunter Gutierrez
Hunter Gutierrez

Liking 2D girls that pretend to have penises does not make you bisexual.

Luke Nguyen
Luke Nguyen

well i like 3d girls with benises and 3d boys and sometimes 3d girls

Brody Stewart
Brody Stewart

3d boys
3d femboys, or 3d men? Choose wisely, my friend.

Adam Ortiz
Adam Ortiz

I remember returning to Realm Of The Mad God after a really long time,and having a ton of skins in the gift chest in my vault(they were only just introduced). I sold 8 skins for 8 reptile eggs because I really like lizards,and I wanted to see what the new pets look like.
Only later did I realize that I got scammed,and that the skins were costly enough to max my char to 8/8
God I miss that game
Does anyone else here still play it?

Brandon Martin
Brandon Martin

Applies to WoW

Mason Wood
Mason Wood

Are there any Redflags you see when your in a guild?

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Parker Lee
Parker Lee

trans people and guild lead by a couple

Owen James
Owen James

Raid leader requires everyone to call him coach
Guild is extremely social when you come in and when you ask for help no one response

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Robert Robinson
Robert Robinson

Whenever I join a guild the first thing I see is how often people in chat actually have a interesting conversation. If the only thing I see in chat is "____ Has achieved the [Insert achievement here]!" and then 50 "gz"s and nothing else it's always a redflag for me.

Christopher Johnson
Christopher Johnson

Alright Sup Forums what kind of mmos did you play or remember you playing?
Gw2
WoW
FF14
Eden Eternal
Grand Chase
Vindictus
DFO
Tera
LOTR Online
Maple story clone I forget the name but you could play as a sniper
Allod Online

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Brayden Diaz
Brayden Diaz

don't let it haunt you, it teached you a very valuable life lesson. and the price was just an account on a shitty online game

some people learn that lesson by losing actual possesions

Austin Wright
Austin Wright

teached

Cameron Flores
Cameron Flores

all officers know each other irl

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Nathaniel Green
Nathaniel Green

Who?

Nicholas Torres
Nicholas Torres

No women
One woman
Couples
A guild mom
Neets
"banter"
Memes
An obvious inner circle
Role playing
Daily message is just a discord link
"We're like a family"
Making a point to say whether they are hardcore or casual
Part of a guild alliance
Dead chat
There's more but that's what I can think of off the top of my head

Dylan Robinson
Dylan Robinson

join #1 guild on server because they see me pvping their enemies
join teamspeak for raid
leader doesn't see me in the room
someone mentions me
too cowardly to speak BUT MAH WEED
"That guy always sounds depressed"

Andrew Cook
Andrew Cook

Talk more about this, I wanna hear

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Anthony Johnson
Anthony Johnson

I subconsciously want to be lonely, I make friends in MMO's and IRL but I never bother keeping up with them and I fall through on all my promises. I rationalize it by saying "I can always make more friends".

Ironically I still get upset that I'm lonely.

Parker Garcia
Parker Garcia

part of a guild alliance
part of The Alliance*
FTFY

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Brandon Howard
Brandon Howard

I want to craft a legendary in Gw2
100% the world map
Need do PvP
Need around 300 gold in materials
Need to kill all the world bosses
Need to Do 20 achivements
OR
Buy it for a ludacris amount of money

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Levi Thomas
Levi Thomas

Russian alphabet.

Brayden Edwards
Brayden Edwards

all of them

Jace White
Jace White

RuneScape
WoW
FlyFF
LOTR Online
GW2
Fallen Earth
Black Desert
Probably a few others

Isaac Scott
Isaac Scott

Ultima Online
Levels

Eli Nguyen
Eli Nguyen

mfw I always pick a female because they have more variety of fashion compared to the males

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Ian Reyes
Ian Reyes

Don't lie to yourself, the sooner you start sucking cocks the better.

John Cox
John Cox

I'm not a fag, it's because I want to play dress up

Michael Davis
Michael Davis

hello nu-male faggot

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