Joins your guild

>Joins your guild
Wednesday night MMO story thread
Tell me about that time you got scammed as a newb or that rare loot you got
Dont go full /r9k/

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Guys join my guild all the time?

No, fuck you, women are awful people and to defend them means you fell for their brainwashing.

FUCKING ROASTIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I got scammed of a lvl 130 account in shakes and fidget, it still haunts me to this day

I always convince noobs their rare drops are worth less than i sell them for

>join guild
>hang around for a few weeks
>leave

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Can't actually tell if that's a man or not.

schrodinger's trap

>I pretend I was a girl
>Had my sister voice act for me
>Got in to deep
>Change server with all the raid gear i got

>Join guild
>I'm the only guy
>All the girls want my dick

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>join a guild late
>everyone has their cliques
>everyone is asskissing the right people so they can escalate in ranks easily
>nobody wants to play with me or avoids me in favor of the popular guys

>join a guild from the beginning
>watch as all the cool people become power-hungry and bully the newcomers
>girl joins
>starts ruining the relationships
>drama
>more drama
>all the cool people I used to play with are now at each other's throat
>everyone pm'ing me about their problems with X and Y person in the guild

I just want to play videogames with friends...

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ITS NOT FAIR

Whenever I join a new guild I just make a bunch of puns and dad jokes. usually end up becoming an officer

How did that happen, did you give your phone to someone

>13 years old
>clan leader is a 40 something year old woman, kind and sweet
>PMs me
>you are cute!

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>erp with someone for the first time in seven years on PSO2
>when it's over they say they love me like some kind of dickhead
>start stalking me everywhere
I knew I shouldn't have did this shit

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>playing FF14
Fuck off, I know
>join a FC
>"Hey user join our discord"
>fucking great
>join their discord
>everyone is orbiting some fat girl
>"Hey user join voice chat"
>alright fine
>join voice chat and say "Hey guys"
>Fat Girl "Oooooh user, you sound so manly"
>the betas immediately begin to swarm, all but shouting into their mics to try and drown me out, each one constantly talking to try and cut me off, all so I don't steal their lard queens attention away
>leave FC
Why can't the betas contain themselves

I feel like I missed out on a lot back when I played wow in particular. I never socialized with people in game except for a real life friend who I regularly played with
I'd only join guilds that he had found first, and I never really felt compelled to participate in any part of them
in any mmo I've played since then I've either played with a handful of irc friends or just joined the /vg/ guild and passively been a member of that
my great mmo memories are either me playing by myself/with randoms or with a few friends from outside the game. I've never actually made a friend through an mmo
so blogpost aside, how the hell does everyone manage to find good guilds filled with people who aren't complete fags? the /vg/ guilds are usually barely tolerable, and the random average guild you'll come across is even worse, although the people are on the opposite side of the spectrum

that's your own fault degenerate and you know it

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most people who play ff14 are beta's who can't find a decent woman so whenever they find one that has something in common with them or seem mildly interested or even just is around them they will go to the worlds end to make them "theirs" this is why i only play ff14 with friends now

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No it's not who the fuck falls in love after a 30 minutes of fun

Cums on her face
Cums on your face
Cums on everyone's faces who dares enter this thread

Degenerates who erp

>pretend to be girl
>get into lesbo relationship with guild leader
>send her pics of my friend on myspace
>she sends me nudes
>she wants to webcam
>panic
>don't log in again

hello my future girlfriend

>join a guild
>dont talk to anyone

>Load up free MMO
>Still in popular phase, when I load it up there's a ton of people in the starter area
>We all go around hunting shit and having fun and exploring
>There's a pit with slightly stronger enemies killing a bunch of new players who try to go in solo
>We all go in at once and kill them all, barely making it out alive.
>Say our goodbyes as we leave the starter area and go off to learn our classes and start the real game
>Become mage and grind a bit to learn the first skill
>Get bored and stop playing shortly after

Why are the first few hours always the best?

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It was back when msn was popular, I just simply gave him my email and pw in hopes that hed give me his information so i could trade my warrior for his wizard. was really young at the time

>The woman ends up being a guy in their 50s and ends up buttfucking me.

>He doesn't assume all females on the internet are ugly
your fault

This is what playing on Wyrmrest Accord is like.

>be 16 in a hardcore raiding guild during Vanilla WoW
>guild is comprised of a core of friends that are fratboys
>through various drunken instances and rivalries developed from other guilds we become the most hated/annoying guild on the server
>try to keep peace with other guilds because I know this is eventually going to blow up badly
>actually good/competent at my class
>notorious whore cougar rival Guild Leader tries to poach me
>play with them for a while doing 5mans and pvp
>eventually tries flirting with me and asks how old I am
>freaks out and bails when she finds out im 16

she got super embarassed and didnt talk to me anymore but I still kept a good relation with the rest of the guild

It seems like it is pretty easy desu. Especially when you have a friend or two who also play the game and you are dedicated. Also important that its an active game in itself, some stale, old game which has old as fuck guilds and swallows up any new one wont cut it, you will just spend your time grinding alone. In new games getting in a fun guild is relatively easy. I have some really autistic friend who is even worse than my sperg ass and he managed to build up a guild himself in Tera, he even met up with the guys in his guild irl. Ditched the whole guild later and never came back to the game tho.
I think that wow is just such a rusted construct at this point that you cant even find any fun in it anymore, it is full of no fun allowed tryhards, cringeworthy rp'ers and character growing/gold farming chinks with guilds and groups as old as the game itself.

>be 11
>join starcraft clan
>we have a website and everything
>officer takes a liking to me
>this 17 year old dude is trying to fuck me
>am not a dummy
>see it coming
>lead him on and say things to get preferential treatment
I got to officer status #2 before getting bored

it's bj aka linetrap before she got fat

linetrap never looked that good

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Your fault for being a slut.
I can see that shit playing out in my head and it makes me laugh.

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>join a guild
>make friends and have hecka fun for 4-5 months
>random day of depression
>become convinced they're all just pretending and actually hate me
>leave and block everyone

rinse and repeat in every game I've played over the last 16 years

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what fucking planet are you on my man have you looked at the archives lately?

i don't understand

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I'm honestly too tired to argue with you, friend. Have a good night.

sorry, i'm not being oblivious on purpose, i'm very drunk

This big unironically. We can finally kill all women when the artificial womb is created.

>BJ gets uglier every day while Natalie Mars gets hotter

>hotter and hotter trannies getting into porn
Feels fucking good lads

well this was wow back in 2010. I don't know if my problem is that I'm not a super sociable person and so other people don't feel the need to start up conversations with me, or if it's because I like to play different content from most people. I've never really cared about doing raids, and it seems like that's what a lot of guilds are focused around. back in wow I liked doing the casual pvp like alterac and whatnot the most

I think you really, really need to see a therapist

What game?

>Never play an MMO
>never regret not playing one
Feelsgood

>playing TESO the other night
>in /vg/ guild
>some seemingly underage blogging about sending nudes to some snapchat whore in the guild but stopping because two other people in the guild found out and got upset
christ almighty is there any community full of adults left?

that's true, yet here I still am
really makes you think

>was doing Ultima Weapon (extreme) in FF XIV
>whole team died a few times, a new healer shows up
>got distracted and ended up dying
>outta nowhere a macro directed at me with the words "Have I given you permission to die (My characters name)?"
>got rezzed and rejoined the fray
I legit got chills.

you remember being a kid, right?
why the fuck would you let there be a cool game for grownups you wouldn't try to muscle in on

Well, you already kinda pinpointed your problem, now do something about it you little bitch.
At least for those friends that lost you

It's Julia Pott you fucking retard

>play on Warmane for a full year 2016-2017
>playing alongside buddy who has never touched wow
>we're both having fun, but somehow find ourselves recruited by a guild
>they offer to help us with gold and shit but I turn them down
>hit 80 together
>raid like crazy with the guild
>talk about wow with him all day at work
>having the time of our lives

>warmane opens a fucking BC x7 xp server like 2 months after ICC release
>half the fucking guild bails to go do that gay shit
>entire thing dissolves that week


I miss it, guys. I don't want to wait for Classic, but I know I should.

How the fuck am I nostalgic about something that happened this time last year.

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>in /vg/ guild
That's where you fucked up

>Play MMO
>Spend months grinding the same few bosses to get gear to do the main raid
>Complete the main raid
>Grind the same bosses over and over for auxiliary gear like mounts and cosmetics
>New expansion comes out
>Spend months grinding the same few bosses to get gear to do the main raid
>Complete the main raid
>Grind the same bosses over and over for auxiliary gear like mounts and cosmetics
>New expansion comes out
>Spend months grinding the same few bosses to get gear to do the main raid
>Complete the main raid
>Grind the same bosses over and over for auxiliary gear like mounts and cosmetics

The golden years of my life, truly.

I remember in diablo 2 some little faggot stole my horadric cube back when you could trade them

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>join PSO2 discord
>unfunny girl spouts meme quotes constantly
>admin of the server tells her to say more unfinny meme quotes
>admin of the server also takes PSO2 seriously and yells alot
>never join the VC again

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GW2 has a lot of old people because the game is very casual and you barely lose any progress if you stop playing for months.

i erp'd with a tranny and she sent me a pic of her girlcock
10/10 i was 14 at the time

if you're talking about FFXIV this is 100% accurate. I wish I could stop.

The age at which you turned into a full-blown homo.

Applies to any WoW clone.

nah i'm bi

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>joining a discord

there's your problem

>don't join discord
>literally no one to talk to cause everyone uses it
good job

Same here. I've drifted away from those friends now and have no friends to game with anymore. Such an autist I can't even make friends online.

>Started playing Trove
>At that time I lurked /vg/ for the LoL generals
>Find a Trove general
>Join /vg/'s club
>It had all the stereotypes you usually see mentioned in Sup Forums
>The jew, an even more bigger jew, a normie, an extreme autist, the memer (back then the "shitpost" term wasn't even a thing), the attentionwhore, and the bros
>Had a rivalry with one of those fucks because we were too nice and helped newcomers, so we basically raced to see who helped them out first
>Have the most fun out of a videogame than I had in years
>PC dies
>Months later I came back
>Guild dead

I miss you guys. Those were the times.
Except you, Orphe. Fuck you

>playing Ultima Online for the first time
>buddy of mine gives me some leftover gear of his that is useless to him but fuckawesome at level one
>tooling around just leveling up to be able to join his other characters later that week
>high level guy in the area starts talking to me, notes that I have stuff well beyond the normal starting gear and we talk for a bit
>he helps me kill some monsters that I wouldn't be able to on my own and get some skills leveled up and then he offers to give me some of his old stuff as well to help me out, just need to follow him to his house
>wellwhythefucknot.jpg
>tells me we have to take a moon portal to his house
>which happens to be in the PvP side of the server
>I follow him through and then get onto his boat to get there
>boat goes out for just a bit, stops
>Ruh Roh
>he tells me to take off all my weapons & armor and drop them on the boat along with all my items or he'll kill me on the spot, gank my stuff and just leave me in the middle of the ocean
>I dump everything and plead with him not to kill me, tell him my friend gave me a bunch of money in the main city's bank and I'll give it to him if he doesn't kill me
>he docks the boat and tells me not to move
>I bolt off for the moon door we went through to get back to the Weenie Hut Junior's (PvE area)
>its was like a ten minute walk but its the only one I know the exact location of
>I'm running butt naked as he's chasing after me, heart pounding in real life the whole time and barely get there before he can one surely one shot kill me
>tell my buddy about it and he just shakes his head at me, thoroughly disappointed asking how I fell for such an obvious trap
>mfw

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Damn dude. I'm constantly afraid the people i love really hate my gut and want me gone, there is always a reason why they would. I try to just say fuck off to such thoughts but they always come back this is ruining my life because if i talk to them about this they will find me needy and hate me but most likely be the exceptional humans they are and support me which makes me a burden on them they really shouldn't carry. I really need to die, i can't become strong enough to live i'm too much of a wrech but really it's because i enjoy this. I enjoy this despair, kill me if you have mercy.

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Liking 2D girls that pretend to have penises does not make you bisexual.

well i like 3d girls with benises and 3d boys and sometimes 3d girls

>3d boys
3d femboys, or 3d men? Choose wisely, my friend.

I remember returning to Realm Of The Mad God after a really long time,and having a ton of skins in the gift chest in my vault(they were only just introduced). I sold 8 skins for 8 reptile eggs because I really like lizards,and I wanted to see what the new pets look like.
Only later did I realize that I got scammed,and that the skins were costly enough to max my char to 8/8
God I miss that game
Does anyone else here still play it?

Applies to WoW

Are there any Redflags you see when your in a guild?

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trans people and guild lead by a couple

>Raid leader requires everyone to call him coach
>Guild is extremely social when you come in and when you ask for help no one response

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Whenever I join a guild the first thing I see is how often people in chat actually have a interesting conversation. If the only thing I see in chat is "____ Has achieved the [Insert achievement here]!" and then 50 "gz"s and nothing else it's always a redflag for me.

Alright Sup Forums what kind of mmos did you play or remember you playing?
>Gw2
>WoW
>FF14
>Eden Eternal
>Grand Chase
>Vindictus
>DFO
>Tera
>LOTR Online
>Maple story clone I forget the name but you could play as a sniper
>Allod Online

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don't let it haunt you, it teached you a very valuable life lesson. and the price was just an account on a shitty online game

some people learn that lesson by losing actual possesions

>teached

>all officers know each other irl

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Who?

No women
One woman
Couples
A guild mom
Neets
"banter"
Memes
An obvious inner circle
Role playing
Daily message is just a discord link
"We're like a family"
Making a point to say whether they are hardcore or casual
Part of a guild alliance
Dead chat
There's more but that's what I can think of off the top of my head

>join #1 guild on server because they see me pvping their enemies
>join teamspeak for raid
>leader doesn't see me in the room
>someone mentions me
>too cowardly to speak BUT MAH WEED
>"That guy always sounds depressed"

Talk more about this, I wanna hear

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I subconsciously want to be lonely, I make friends in MMO's and IRL but I never bother keeping up with them and I fall through on all my promises. I rationalize it by saying "I can always make more friends".

Ironically I still get upset that I'm lonely.

>part of a guild alliance
>part of The Alliance*
FTFY

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I want to craft a legendary in Gw2
>100% the world map
>Need do PvP
>Need around 300 gold in materials
>Need to kill all the world bosses
>Need to Do 20 achivements
OR
>Buy it for a ludacris amount of money

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Russian alphabet.

all of them

>RuneScape
>WoW
>FlyFF
>LOTR Online
>GW2
>Fallen Earth
>Black Desert
Probably a few others

>Ultima Online
>Levels

>mfw I always pick a female because they have more variety of fashion compared to the males

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Don't lie to yourself, the sooner you start sucking cocks the better.

>I'm not a fag, it's because I want to play dress up