Postal thread

Postal thread

Also, where the fuck do I get Paradise Lost without having to deal with DRM, ISOs, or cracking shit?

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Buying it.

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>not on gog
You gotta be fucking kidding.

He meant buying it legally, rather than cracking it, you poor fucking beta cuck.

what is gog fag not even op

I still find it weird how The Dude went from "precursor of the Hatred guy" to "snarky dick who just doesn't really give a damn".

Kinda glad they did change his personality though. He has a lot more charm in P2 than in P1

Is postal 3 worth playing? The developers act like total babies over it even though it’s their fault it turned out poorly

Postal 2 is still a classic. It’s nice they added in the dismemberment system from apocalypse weekend.

Anybody ever play that Russia only postal 2 expansion?

P2 dude is P1’s son. You piss on his grave, even

Yeah, is there any way to do that without going through Steam? I'd really rather not have to deal with DRM. If it was on GOG I'd get that shit in a heartbeat.

There was an update to postal 1 that later gave him his postal 2 personality and one liners

Buy the expansion, then get a no-cd crack. It’s your copy by that point so getting a crack is 100% legal

>Anybody ever play that Russia only postal 2 expansion?
There was one?

postal.wikia.com/wiki/Штoпop_ЖжOт

I see postal 1 dude kind like 3's as in there a totally different person and your chosen by fate to be know as the dude kinda like link.

Hey, wanna sign my petition?

The Dude in 1 is the father of 2’s dude. 3’s dude is just 2’s dude again after having left the town of paradise because of all the bullshit in apocalypse weekend. Paradise Lost is also 2’s dude

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Postal 3 was a coma and living in the postal 2 dudes head. The newest DLC for postal 2 made postal 3 completely noncanon

I am not really computer illiterate enough to know how that shit even works.

I know what you're thinking, but the funny thing is I don't even like video games.

yeah, right, that. honestly I think the extents of RWS’s dedication to scrub postal 3 off the records is almost worrying

They just want to pretend it never happened both in the real world and in canon

RWS haven't got many other games to rely on as a legacy.

Although they still sell the Postal movie, so they not too attached. I think maybe just the fact that it wasn't them that made the third in their series that got them upset. They'd probably be more upset if Postal 3 was good.

Just stop being a bitch and buy it of steam like a normal fucking person. You god damned sped

Up your pinko.

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Here I am expressing my 2nd amendment rights and you people gotta freak out on me

well google it you bottle-deepthroating assclown. most cracks come with instructions as to how to use them, so why don’t you step out of your comfort zone and go learn how to crack a game. also see

Why is The Dude so perfect?

Is the Postal Dude a mary sue?

>even though it’s their fault it turned out poorly
Everything was fine until Russia had a financial crash out of nowhere and the people they outsourced it to fired the devs and tried to rush it out to keep from going bankrupt.

No, he can die pretty easily if you've played it in Postal mode

>rat-faced dickhead who lives in poverty with a bitch wife who divorces him
He's definitely a power fantasy of sorts, but not so hot as a Mary Sue.

Fuck POSTAL difficulty.
>sniped by civilian across the map, with your one save a day to boot

>one save a day
IIRC it was one save per area
Just run to the other areas nigga

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Postal 2 is about doing whatever the fuck you want to so they made the protagonist not give a fuck what happens

Fuck, really.
I finished that difficulty thinking it was one save per day. Do you know how long that took.

Why was I born with this curse of mental retardation.

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He dies pretty easily from any automatic gun, glocks and explosives. He’s hardly a mary sue and simply outguns everyone else. He has enough dakka

>fuck postal difficulty
• stop walking in the open
• piss on people to buy time
• telling others to get down will buy you a couple of seconds to gtfo
• abuse corners
• get the beta shotgun. it’ll be a godsent until you get the sawed off
• fire is really effective
• don’t shoot anything unless you are 100% sure you can survive the ensuring shitstorm
• catnip
• the gimp suit stops people from aggroing. use that time to buy and stock health pipes
• chompy’s minigame lets you add health items to your inventory
• git gud

i did, it was garbage lol. you play as a dude who has his penis stolen, gameplay sucks, humor is shitty russian memes from 2006 era, it wasn't funny back then, literally forwards from grandma tier jokes there. Also there are literal porn posters on the walls here and there, I think you could collect those, too. How this was sold I don't know.