Has a video game ever saved your life, Sup Forums?

Andrew Hall
Andrew Hall

Avid PUBG player Alex Lovell says his devotion to videogames and martial arts movies, coupled with extensive wing chun training, enabled him to fend off a near-fatal attack by his girlfriend of two years, Emily Javier, who assaulted him with a samurai sword while he was asleep
Lovell explained toOregonLive, he "wasn't a sweaty nerd, more of an Ethlete"—as such, his training regimen included exercises for his hands, wrists, and shoulders, practicing special moves and techniques with his mouse, and playing PUBG for 12-13 hours per day, all of which left him ready to handle the onslaught

Has a video game ever saved your life, Sup Forums?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aposematism
youtube.com/watch?v=oi13LczGlsE
baka.com.au/world/north-america/he-gamed-cheated-ignored-her-she-bought-herself-a-samurai-sword-20180316-p4z4mi.html

Luis Evans
Luis Evans

any pics of his girlfriend? is she in prison?

Carter Phillips
Carter Phillips

Does it count if I never had one?

Asher Torres
Asher Torres

ethlet
Bitch should have finished the job

Easton Rivera
Easton Rivera

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Brayden Reyes
Brayden Reyes

So he defended the attack WHILE ASLEEP?
What a badass

Carter Bennett
Carter Bennett

I wonder how many days probation and fine she will get.

Jackson Collins
Jackson Collins

girlfriend
That downey ass looking motherfucker?

Jaxon Rodriguez
Jaxon Rodriguez

dyed hair
like a clockwork

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Luis Robinson
Luis Robinson

pubg wasn't around 2 years ago

William Carter
William Carter

girl commits a crime
prison

good lol

Grayson Foster
Grayson Foster

implying she won't get off scot free

AND JUSTICE FOR ALL

Dylan Baker
Dylan Baker

Cut marks and neon hair = wackadoo

Jeremiah Sanders
Jeremiah Sanders

green hair

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aposematism

Lucas Morris
Lucas Morris

Wearing a hat indoors
why?

Adrian Butler
Adrian Butler

saving the thumbnail

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Kayden Clark
Kayden Clark

danger hair

Chase Richardson
Chase Richardson

her hair is dyed green
Every fucking time.

Austin Williams
Austin Williams

cut marks
Those just look like "i've been leaning up against something" marks, man.
But between the hair, and attacking her boyfriend with a fucking samurai sword whilst he slept, I think it's a pretty safe bet that she's batshit.

Asher Morgan
Asher Morgan

games
he also had extensive training
but it was totally the games

What.

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Colton Martinez
Colton Martinez

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Cooper Taylor
Cooper Taylor

Holy shit, how fucking incompetent can the girl be to not kill someone who was SLEEPING?

Christopher Hernandez
Christopher Hernandez

kek

fucking kek

guy was a fucking scrub or he wasn't using a real nihonto if he was dealing just cuts

Samuel Anderson
Samuel Anderson

user-kuuuuuuuuuun. I'm tired of pretending to like you.
N-nani? YOU WANT TO FIGHT KOKO DE?

Nathaniel Jackson
Nathaniel Jackson

sematism

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Jaxon Carter
Jaxon Carter

playing PUBG for 12-13 hours per day
he deserved it

Gabriel Rogers
Gabriel Rogers

serves him right for being a filthy cheater

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Christopher Peterson
Christopher Peterson

Or because a female attacked him.

Benjamin Sullivan
Benjamin Sullivan

Same reason why girls have less suicide rates, they're bad enough to get over their impulsive emotions and realize the wrong in their actions and back out

Nathan Anderson
Nathan Anderson

US kids and teachers should be playing PUBG so they'll know what to do when a gunman arrives at school.

youtube.com/watch?v=oi13LczGlsE

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Connor Anderson
Connor Anderson

Bitch was looking for attention, not to kill him.
Learn how bitches work.

Jack Martinez
Jack Martinez

he's dead

baka.com.au/world/north-america/he-gamed-cheated-ignored-her-she-bought-herself-a-samurai-sword-20180316-p4z4mi.html

Gavin Russell
Gavin Russell

la abominacion de pelo...

Bentley Morales
Bentley Morales

CHEAT ON ME WILL YA?
PLAY PUBG ALL DAY WILL YA?

Lincoln Flores
Lincoln Flores

extensive training
what training? Stretching hands?

Hunter Wood
Hunter Wood

fake news

Luke Smith
Luke Smith

He watched IP Man

Ian Gomez
Ian Gomez

Self defence apparently.

Benjamin James
Benjamin James

i think its ok to cheat on ugly girls.

Adam Robinson
Adam Robinson

I know right.

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Isaac Richardson
Isaac Richardson

Man is an absolute fucking loon.
Sup Forums will only comment about how crazy the girl is.

Gavin Roberts
Gavin Roberts

he's lucky it was a $16 stainless steel wallhanger

if it was forged high-carbon steel he'd be dead

Jeremiah Smith
Jeremiah Smith

She was distracted by his sold snake lol

Brayden Evans
Brayden Evans

You're overestimating women

Robert Brooks
Robert Brooks

Common sense would've enabled him to grab the sword with anything but his bare hands and would've lessened his injuries.

Eli Hall
Eli Hall

He didn't try to kill someone with a sword.

Jeremiah Edwards
Jeremiah Edwards

Holy shit they're both degenerates. The guy looks like that nu male Silent Bob and the female is your typical sw feminist.

They both should be gazzed.

Jacob Gomez
Jacob Gomez

it looks like she only wanted to hit him in the hands so he couldmt keep wasting his entire life playing a shitty game

they should give her a medal

Gabriel Carter
Gabriel Carter

Right, right. The one minute difference, almost inconsequential, is that one is a confessed attempted murderer.

Jonathan Edwards
Jonathan Edwards

play pubg
get attacked by samurai

Jaxson Martinez
Jaxson Martinez

Because men are just plain better than women in every way.

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Austin Williams
Austin Williams

He just looks like Channing Tatum in Logan Lucky.

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Cameron Nelson
Cameron Nelson

But he's the boyfriend of the girl who tried to kill him with a samurai sword. You can argue that he didn't know this would happen. But I'd argue that he's so fucking crazy, that he's probably the only one willing to tolerate her bullshit. He MUST have known she was nuts, but he still bedded her anyway.

You can't tell me that if the roles weren't reversed, you wouldn't throw at least partial blame on the girl for laying with an insane man.

Chase Edwards
Chase Edwards

one those particularly teaches how to defend against swords? Aren't self-defense training is woman-only thing? Was he a soy-boy?

William Smith
William Smith

this pathetic faggot has a girlfriend
every day the gun barrel beckons me more

Joshua Perez
Joshua Perez

at sleep.

Brody Johnson
Brody Johnson

To be fair, wing chun is only slightly more helpful in a life or death situation than playing video games.

Brody Sanchez
Brody Sanchez

Confessed to the 911 dispatch that she STABBED him and her intention was to kill him
You’d think spending 16 hours a day on a forum would enable you to read.

Carson Taylor
Carson Taylor

Havent you played total war shogun?

Angel Gutierrez
Angel Gutierrez

user STOP PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND PAY ATTENTION TO MEEE REEEEEE *teleports behind u*
KAKATTE KOI KONO BITCHI*assumes the stance*

Jaxon Morris
Jaxon Morris

don't do it user, use something else so you don't add to inflated gun death statistics

Jordan Phillips
Jordan Phillips

Yeah, he should of stopped it with his fucking teeth.
Or, while she was busy hacking away at his flesh, he should have looked for his gloves, and put them on so he wouldn't hurt his hands.
Fucking idiot. There is no "common sense" in an instinctual fight for your life. The fact he let his hands get fucked up probably saved his life.

Oliver Peterson
Oliver Peterson

An unattractive, overweight, and extremely mentally unstable one, yes. I'm sure even you could get one of those if you wanted to, user.

Connor Morales
Connor Morales

All I know is that OJ did that shit

Blake Powell
Blake Powell

He learned hokuto shinken user
In just a few more years he might be able to kill people with his pure weight alone

Mason Carter
Mason Carter

>>>/reddit/
go back

Ayden Baker
Ayden Baker

she looks like she smells like BO and butt sweat

Lucas Thomas
Lucas Thomas

Or she could have been totally normal until something set here off and she lost it. Regardless of who is crazy here she is the one who committed the crime. And if the roles were reversed he would be guilty of the crime. The only thing that pisses me off is that she'll likely be acquitted and he would get max sentence for the same crime.

Christian Cook
Christian Cook

here
*her

Jonathan Harris
Jonathan Harris

totally normal
green hair
pick one

Samuel Robinson
Samuel Robinson

Maybe, maybe not. It’s all hearsay and contextual. Nobody is arguing the hypotheticals.
I don’t remember anybody being on pic related’s side. Sometimes shit is just open and closed.

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Brody Ward
Brody Ward

not everybody is aware of that fact

Jaxson Gutierrez
Jaxson Gutierrez

This is why you get a woman who encourages you to sleep with other women.

Evan Nelson
Evan Nelson

t.roastie

Owen Johnson
Owen Johnson

How do you fail to kill a sleeping guy, with a fucking sword? Can women do anything right? Lmao.

Just think how defenceless you are when you're sleeping someone could just walk up to you and stab you in the neck and you wouldn't even be aware till it was too late.

Grayson Evans
Grayson Evans

guy has downs

Julian Ross
Julian Ross

How do we fix the manchild problem?

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Justin Reyes
Justin Reyes

This is the most hilarious article ever written.

Angel Hernandez
Angel Hernandez

Killing a person isn't as easy as you think, user.

Brayden Ortiz
Brayden Ortiz

No I am not a sweaty nerd, just flexing my fingers on the mouse
Why did he have to survive, I thought stupid people die first.

Isaiah Rodriguez
Isaiah Rodriguez

Thai
Not even once.

Anthony Johnson
Anthony Johnson

It was a cheap replica from a mall, which will probably be used in her defense.
It begs the question though; Do they not own any kitchen knives?

Luis Morris
Luis Morris

Not to defend women or anything but this image is retarded for 1 (ONE) main reason

Women have not needed or been expected to be smart nor given the opportunity to it before modern age

Ryder Cox
Ryder Cox

Some guys are idiots and some women are good at hiding their crazy until it explodes.

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Julian Davis
Julian Davis

He's guilty of murder. What's your point?

Christopher Gutierrez
Christopher Gutierrez

Which company did he buy her from?

Camden Wood
Camden Wood

Can't blame him for wanting to get away from this crazy bitch.

Connor Hill
Connor Hill

Ladyboy gold

David Foster
David Foster

She probably wasn't smart enough to think that a piece of shit mall bought katana wouldn't be very effective at killing someone over a steak knife or cleaver.

Jack Foster
Jack Foster

how is it murder if he did it to protect his property?

If I shoot a burglar it doesn't make me a murderer does it?

Isaiah Scott
Isaiah Scott

Cute fuck the faggots in the thread

Levi Russell
Levi Russell

This, the guy is also nuts, just not as crazy as her
inb4 but she might have been totally normal until then!
This is bullshit and you know it

Colton Martin
Colton Martin

GUY IS WHITE

BITCH IS MEXICRAP

NEVER DATE MEXICRAPS

THEY WILL STAB YOU WITH SAMURAI SWORDS

Hudson Rogers
Hudson Rogers

He forgave her, supposedly.
Which isn’t exactly the same as wanting to get back with her, but I guess we’ll find out.
He’s either Down Syndrome Jesus, or just a dumbass.

Cooper Robinson
Cooper Robinson

She didn't break in and she was his wife.

Easton Wilson
Easton Wilson

sever carotid artery
person bleeds out before help arrives

It's literally that easy.

Samuel Young
Samuel Young

attacked in your sleep with a sword
survive
that's what happens when you only fold it 999 times

Benjamin Fisher
Benjamin Fisher

If I shoot a burglar it doesn't make me a murderer does it?
Depends on the state, assuming U.S.

Samuel Richardson
Samuel Richardson

OK user how many times have you done this

Eli Martin
Eli Martin

Audible laughter ensued

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Connor Howard
Connor Howard

There was no threat to his life so he didn't need to kill her. He could have kick the bitch out and divorced her ass.

Logan Barnes
Logan Barnes

when soy attacks

Jack James
Jack James

Except she wasn't and strangling someone because they broke some shit is completely psychopathic especially if they're a woman which are easily overpowered by an average man.
Out of curiosity are you american? It's usually americans that blow "self defense" completely out of proportion

Henry Murphy
Henry Murphy

Sever any artery, guaranteed death

Cameron Gutierrez
Cameron Gutierrez

To a person? None. To animals? Several times. A deep cut across the neck is all you need.

Samuel Long
Samuel Long

You can’t legally evict your spouse

Luis Richardson
Luis Richardson

Get rid of welfare and entitlements, install White culture and pride back, have a strong family unit aka the nuclear family, bring back spanking into schools, demonize any form of leftist (Karl Marx, communism, etc.), bring back Christianity, don't tolerate the "mentally ill" and the weak(Stop giving shitters pills and tell them to man the fuck up), make the law system more like the wild west where you can kill evil creatures and celebrate their victories over evil creatures such as murders, rapist, thieves, liars, kikes, etc.), stall strength and bravery into society(no shouting to someone you don't like from across the street and then running away is not bravery), hard work install into people(No you were born to work and to die working it builds your soul so fuck oldfags and retirement)

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Ethan Cruz
Ethan Cruz

someone takes a fry from my tray
stab that fucker through the eye
lmao I defended my property

Colton Carter
Colton Carter

kek, she purchased one of these
youtu.be/MMYrhGxpO0w

Xavier Cook
Xavier Cook

Does that happen a lot? My friend watched IP man and then he was trying to get everyone he knew to practice wing chun with him.

Joshua Baker
Joshua Baker

a guy a knew was attacked by his girlfriend
she came running to him brandishing a knife
he punched her in the face and she fell dropping the knife
he didn't play PUBG
Shit was hilarious.

Jayden Stewart
Jayden Stewart

If only this 'ethlete' would have died. What a tremendous faggot.

Jace Allen
Jace Allen

test

Alexander Sanders
Alexander Sanders

Women in the modern age still are failing despite given all the opportunities.

Logan Lopez
Logan Lopez

OK. go do it to an actual person and not the neighborhood cats you're used to killing and tell us just how easy it was

Easton Brooks
Easton Brooks

so you'd just sit there and let the guy eat the food you paid for? then you'd drive him home in your car and let him fuck your wife too I presume?

Dominic Thompson
Dominic Thompson

If she wanted him dead, really wanted him dead, she'd cut his throat or stab him in the upper chest.

Oliver Ross
Oliver Ross

Fucking this. Historically, women have never been expected to reach any kind of potential, so of course they never accomplished shit.

And modern society still expects nothing from them, because that'd be sexist, apparently.

Thomas Campbell
Thomas Campbell

wew lad
Traditional martial arts are a joke

Connor Fisher
Connor Fisher

You can if she's arrested for property damage and you file for temp order of protection until divorce is finalized.

Kevin Bailey
Kevin Bailey

again, you're assuming this task is easy. it is not. you watch too many movies.

Ryder Green
Ryder Green

Ultra Instinct

Anthony Garcia
Anthony Garcia

wasn't a sweaty nerd, more of an Ethlete
what did he mean by this?

Caleb Morales
Caleb Morales

That's a shame. The guy should have just gotten probation for that. People need to be able to make mistakes. There's a big difference between acting out of anger and premeditated shit.

Mason Hall
Mason Hall

Right we get it you don't think medical data is a thing, gotcha. She didn't want him dead, simple as that

Christian Green
Christian Green

OR you could just strangle the bitch and save yourself a bunch of paperwork and save the world from a psycho bitch

Matthew Sanders
Matthew Sanders

the guy's a cheater
he deserved it

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Austin Hill
Austin Hill

so you'd just sit there and let the guy eat the food you paid for?
If you think murder is the only action you can take when someone who isn't burglar and legally married to breaks your shit, then you need mental help.

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Jayden Gray
Jayden Gray

Sounds so dumb said out loud.

Ayden James
Ayden James

Here she is looking more mexicrap than ever.

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Jacob Cooper
Jacob Cooper

bring back spanking into schools,
don't tolerate the "mentally ill" and the weak(Stop giving shitters pills and tell them to man the fuck up)
make the law system more like the wild west where you can kill evil creatures and celebrate their victories over evil creatures such as murders, rapist, thieves, liars, kikes, etc.), stall strength and bravery into society(no shouting to someone you don't like from across the street and then running away is not bravery), hard work install into people(No you were born to work and to die working it builds your soul so fuck oldfags and retirement)

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Henry Stewart
Henry Stewart

That's because now women are treated too good
They're too comfortable and rather be clubbing thots than scholars

I don't blame them, but I still hate them

Luis Brooks
Luis Brooks

Man who made this picture and men who post it are incapable of constructing any of those things. REALLY MAKES YOU THINK.

Grayson Murphy
Grayson Murphy

Dios mio......

Oliver Powell
Oliver Powell

neighborhood cats
implying it wasn't during hunting to stop the suffering of an animal some dumbass shot in the legs
go do it to an actual person

No thanks I think I'll just take the word of basic medical science and logic over yours.

Dylan Hall
Dylan Hall

it's your soyboy attitude that enables people to steal fries in the first place

Isaiah Wilson
Isaiah Wilson

This guy gets it.

Except for the spanking in schools part, that's just gay.

Landon Rogers
Landon Rogers

lmao seething hole detected :joy:

Andrew Russell
Andrew Russell

and go to prison for the rest of your life

Caleb Carter
Caleb Carter

Hey guy, I loved you in shape of water

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Juan Harris
Juan Harris

Possible she didn't really want to go through with it (the article I read said she waited a week after purchasing the sword before attempting murder). Possible she didn't expect that much resistance and thought it'd be easier.

Noah Perry
Noah Perry

I bet you still pirate games though

Mason Young
Mason Young

People need to be able to make mistakes.
Intentionally murdering someone isn't a "mistake".

Lincoln Wilson
Lincoln Wilson

Fucking legendary weeb

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Jayden Lopez
Jayden Lopez

it's a victimless "crime"

Jacob Johnson
Jacob Johnson

bloke
fight off a deranged crazy with a samurai sword and still look like a fucking cringe worthy loser.
it was your girlfriend not a video game baddie

warning colours
he was asleep unarmed and you took his phone and you still were disarmed and wrestled to the ground by him, fucking woman.

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Xavier Kelly
Xavier Kelly

make the law system more like the wild west where you can kill evil creatures and celebrate their victories over evil creatures such as murders, rapist, thieves, liars, kikes, etc.
you've watched too many movies

Jaxson Russell
Jaxson Russell

Youre taking money from the dev's and advertiser's wallets

Justin Lee
Justin Lee

AROUND DYED HAIR, BEWARE

Jordan Stewart
Jordan Stewart

he must have been playing some persona 5 to prepare him for this moment

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Benjamin Diaz
Benjamin Diaz

It's forgivable in the heat of the moment. The guy shouldn't have gotten prison.

Camden Cox
Camden Cox

People need to be able to make mistakes.

No they fucking don't. There is a clear line between murder and killing and what happen is the woman didn't know her place.

This is what is wrong with our society. People think they can just fuck with people and get away with it due to having taking the first amendment for granted.

Also the guy isn't White but a slav.

Andrew Thomas
Andrew Thomas

That's just the thing though. Nobody actually loses any money. Nobody has their property removed whatsoever.

Juan Harris
Juan Harris

Baiting tb.h

Bentley Russell
Bentley Russell

You know I'm right. If I were to kill a rapist during the Wild West I'd be held as a hero, but if I were to kill a rapist in the modern age I'd be label as "mentally ill" and instead the rapist would be treated with sympathy and that he dindu nuffin. Criminals have more rights than the victims in the modern age. Think how insane that is?

Lucas Johnson
Lucas Johnson

devs don't make money based on sales neither do advertisers

Matthew Cruz
Matthew Cruz

I think everyone should be allowed one free murder in their lifetime

Elijah Peterson
Elijah Peterson

literal bugman
I mean, first we start by removing soy from our diets.

Oliver Cox
Oliver Cox

So if you piss me off and I jump to your throat with the intention of killing you, you're going to be ok with it because I did it in the heat of the moment?

Dominic Russell
Dominic Russell

But pirates get something for free instead of paying for it. How is the producer not losing money?

Gavin Miller
Gavin Miller

Slavs are white Moshe

Easton Flores
Easton Flores

point is, the guy shouldn't have gotten prison for that

Leo Martinez
Leo Martinez

nah I still think you watch way too many movies

Chase Powell
Chase Powell

if someone destroys your property and you beat them up and they accidentally die (which is what happened there) then it's justifiable

you should just get probation or something like that

Colton Kelly
Colton Kelly

No they fucking don't, dipshit. Criminals get arrested. Murdering a rapist is still murder. God, you're fucking dense, probably because your brain is composed of /pol/ memes instead of neurons

Carter Edwards
Carter Edwards

La creatura...

Leo Cooper
Leo Cooper

So what instead? Give him a time out? He took another persons life because HE lost control of himself. How is prison not appropriate?

Elijah Martinez
Elijah Martinez

There was no imminent threat to his life. So it's not justifiable.

Chase Edwards
Chase Edwards

Not with swords. They're ready.

Christopher Hughes
Christopher Hughes

strangle someone
they die "accidentally"
pick one

Henry Morgan
Henry Morgan

But I'd argue that he's so fucking crazy, that he's probably the only one willing to tolerate her bullshit.

Nice victim blaming there. It could also be the case that she's really good at hiding her crazy. Also, not everyone who has a henpecking wife ends up in a situation where the wife tries to kill you with a sword.

Josiah Barnes
Josiah Barnes

I bet if the roles were reversed and she had killed him while he tried to rape her then she'd been hailed as a hero

Mason Ross
Mason Ross

Rickie La Touche
touché

Ethan Anderson
Ethan Anderson

see:

Tyler Torres
Tyler Torres

When has that ever been the case?

Xavier Thompson
Xavier Thompson

there doesn't have to be

thieves deserve to die

so do rioters

someone who destroys private property is the same

Caleb Evans
Caleb Evans

green hair dye
Retard invited a monster in his house

Ian Flores
Ian Flores

typical libcucks

Humans are not going to hold hands and sing some hippie songs. Humans were not meant to be equal nor should humans be and when degenerates and other evil creatures try to make their evil ways the nor it is up to virtuous people to take a stand and fight against the evil.

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Zachary Collins
Zachary Collins

It's not private if youre legally married.
You'd have a point she broke in and did it.

Ian Evans
Ian Evans

having your toys broken is equal to being raped
bait

Noah Perry
Noah Perry

Rape and property damage aren't the same thing. Rape is a form of assault meaning that there is imminent threat to your life therefore it is justifiable. If a man ties to rape a man or woman and the victim kills the attacker it's justifiable.

Ryan Butler
Ryan Butler

he deserved it
girls are never crazy
how's the relationship user?
don't worry about her flipping through your phone. you don't know any other girls for her to stab you over.

Michael Thomas
Michael Thomas

sleep
gf tries to kill you with a samurai sword
she fucks it up anyway because it's a fucking woman
thats hilarious

Logan Davis
Logan Davis

Have dating app on cellphone.
automatically means you cheat
you should get stabbed to death on the spot

If It was reversed and he was the one stabbing the bitch, I'm sure you two would be posting "thot patrol" comments and not white knight for the green haired Medusa, am I right?

Carson Thomas
Carson Thomas

a crack head and a retard a match made in heaven

Adam Stewart
Adam Stewart

self-defense training is woman-only thing
soy-boy
you might wanna turn down all those buzzwords, bub

Mason Edwards
Mason Edwards

girls are never crazy
That wasn't implied at all.
His post stated that the guy was just a crazy as here for staying with her.

Carter Fisher
Carter Fisher

having a dick in your dick hole is life threatening

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Carter Sullivan
Carter Sullivan

White refers to White Europeans.

He shouldn't be punished period. The yellow niggress instigated the problem.

Samuel Flores
Samuel Flores

That's a nice shitty opinion but unfortunately the majority of us think the crime should reflect the degree of punishment.

Ryder Flores
Ryder Flores

act like a nigger
get put in jail like one
What's the problem?

John Carter
John Carter

His Star Wars collection was one of a kind while asian thots are as common as cockroaches

Nathaniel Long
Nathaniel Long

Rape is a form of assault meaning that there is imminent threat to your life therefore it is justifiable

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Zachary Long
Zachary Long

dude, thais are all trannies

he should have done it sooner

Tyler Butler
Tyler Butler

Well if you're a guy and you get anally raped there's a high chance you're gonna kill yourself so it actually is life threatening.

Justin Nelson
Justin Nelson

and killing criminals reflects shit, so go fuck yourself

Jace Foster
Jace Foster

So you're saying that if it was reversed then those anons would still be saying the exact same thing, that the cheater deserved it. You didn't think this through, did you?

John Torres
John Torres

Strong men create good times
Elaborate

Wyatt White
Wyatt White

Good idea in theory but there has to be some sort of organization to the destruction of "evil", it can't be left to the average guy to do it
Also the fact you advocate for teachers beating kids and dismiss mental illness as if they were fantasy is ridiculous, what are you even thinking?

Lincoln Bailey
Lincoln Bailey

the girl doesn't have years of experience playing videogames and watching fighting movies, it would be an unfair fight had the roles been switched

Ryder Green
Ryder Green

He was retaliating back from the yellow niggress. Personally they both should get the guillotine since the guy is a slav and the woman is a yellow nigger, but the guy was in the right when the yellow niggress destroyed a part of his property.

Michael Powell
Michael Powell

Humans are not going to hold hands and sing some hippie songs
Nobody is saying thay, retard. What we are saying is a man that murdered his fucking wife over god damn action figures deserves to be punished justly. It's funny that you think a woman deserves to die because she smashed some shitty fucking plastic, but a man that murdered his own wife over said smashed plastic should get a light spanking. You are a fucking barbarian and a brainlet, only concerned with being edgy.

Juan Martinez
Juan Martinez

And he broke the law by murdering the person he lived with, over star wars toys.
Get fucked Jamal.

Alexander Jackson
Alexander Jackson

The Romans had orgies and shit

Xavier Miller
Xavier Miller

A vagina is literally designed to have a dick in it. A man's anus is not.

Luis Rogers
Luis Rogers

Damn he got fuked up looks like he should have played less PUBG and more For Honor lol

Nathan Robinson
Nathan Robinson

ebin
Killing someone over material objects
Not really a fair trade.
not an excuse for murder
Sexual assault

Christopher Long
Christopher Long

his property
his
Guess what being married means?

Angel Miller
Angel Miller

thinking these retards are going to agree with that
Leave all reason behind when coming to this site

Aiden Carter
Aiden Carter

Tell that to the fags.

Gavin Green
Gavin Green

Then accept the fact that vigilantism is a crime in itself, and that society is going to punish you for it. Civilisation is a team effort, and killing someone for 'muh moral reform' isn't going to make you less of a threat to its safety.

Isaiah Kelly
Isaiah Kelly

stds
internal bleeding

Jonathan Martinez
Jonathan Martinez

Non justifiable murder is a crime so you're argument is invalid

Levi Baker
Levi Baker

Remember when he said about Christianity? Makes it even funnier

Brandon Turner
Brandon Turner

Mexican
stabs the fuk out of him in his sleep
yea figures

Matthew Hughes
Matthew Hughes

Then explain the prostate

Henry Foster
Henry Foster

See: the generation that fought WWII. They brought us:
nuclear power (microwave/MRI/etc)
electronics
eradication of polio/small pox
commercial flight
space race
literally everything in the modern world not due to internet

Boomers brought us:
computers
internet
debt

Millennials brought us:
capeshit movies

Brayden Brooks
Brayden Brooks

Criminals in jail have:
free food
free rent
free gym
free buttsex
free education opportunities and activities if on good standing
free counseling groups from religious/volunteer services
bodyguards constantly patroling protecting you at all times

Oh but we're living the better side having to pay everything else

Colton Wright
Colton Wright

Teachers are install discipline to the degenerate. If the parents fail to disciple then it is up to the teachers to do it for them.

And mental illness is fake news created by the kikes so they can sell their pills and create weak people and make the victim card so the quote un quote mentally ill can get on some kind of welfare and sit on their asses and leech for the rest of their lives.

Julian Gutierrez
Julian Gutierrez

The nuclear family, but they weren't anything like a family. They were degenerates who were just group together.

Wyatt Sanders
Wyatt Sanders

free buttsex
being so ugly you complain about being unable to get your ass fucked for free
I'm sorry to hear.

Gabriel Johnson
Gabriel Johnson

gym isn't free, buttsex isn't free, counseling/education groups are a joke, and guards don't do shit but protect themselves

t. excon

Daniel Long
Daniel Long

Yeah, getting raped in a shower, living in solitary confinement, and living in shitty cells next to people that will shiv you if you look at them the wrong way is just fucking paradise on earth.
Oh but we're living the better side having to pay everything else
Yes we are, actually

Dominic Nguyen
Dominic Nguyen

Teachers are install discipline to the degenerate.
Last time beating kids was allowed it didn't serve this purpose. Have you ever asked an adult what they think of being beat at school? Go ahead and ask
If the parents fail to disciple then it is up to the teachers to do it for them.
And how would the teachers know that? Will the school have morality classes in your perfect vision of society?
And mental illness is fake news created by the kikes so they can sell their pills and create weak people and make the victim card so the quote un quote mentally ill can get on some kind of welfare and sit on their asses and leech for the rest of their lives.
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

David Thomas
David Thomas

Why the fuck is the wife even doing that in the first place? It is obvious she didn't respect him at all otherwise she wouldn't have smashed his property in the first place. The guy was in the right.

Nathaniel Ross
Nathaniel Ross

gym isn't free
Explain. Do some groups in prison monopolize it and charge others to use the equipment or something?

David Campbell
David Campbell

Alex Lovell says his devotion to videogames and martial arts movies, coupled with extensive wing chun training, enabled him to fend off a near-fatal attack
ive always wondered. are chinese martial arts a meme that only looks cool or do they actually work like in your jackie chan films?

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Dominic Carter
Dominic Carter

And mental illness is fake news
You are not evidence of that.
my wife did something shitty to me
should I divorce her or talk to her about it?
nah, I should just strangle her to death

Eli Campbell
Eli Campbell

Modern society is not the same as the old society. Modern society isn't thinking about civilization but destroying it.

For gods sake modern society is letting in non Whites into White nations and celebrating the destruction of White culture.

Christian Davis
Christian Davis

moving the goalpost
He's right you know. Not sure why you're justifying an edgy mentally ill manchild

Anthony Gomez
Anthony Gomez

it's literally just due to proximity. prostate is more of a dick apparatus than an anal one. it just so happens it can be reached through the anus. this does not mean you developed to shove things in your ass.

Brayden Morgan
Brayden Morgan

WHILE YOU WERE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND CHATTING UP OTHER PEOPLE ONLINE

I WAS MASTERING THE BLADE

I mean, think about it, why didnt she just used a kitchen knife?

Jose Sanchez
Jose Sanchez

No, you literally have to pay a monthly fee to the prison to use the gym equipment. At least that's how it was where I was at but I think every prison has different rules when it comes to things like that. It was like 15 bucks but when you have no money to begin with it's hard to pay the fee.

Alexander Turner
Alexander Turner

But what will they do if you use the prison equipment for free? Send you to prison?

Josiah Rogers
Josiah Rogers

That fucking sucks. How do they expect people who aren't working to cough up the 15 bucks a month?

Aaron Wright
Aaron Wright

katana so shit it cant even kill a sleeping person
Weebs btfo

Jackson Lee
Jackson Lee

ah yes, you seem like someone who has kept up to date with scientific discovery.

Adrian Edwards
Adrian Edwards

Did you know the Bible is very redpill? In the Old Testament God while he loved human he didn't take shit from humans either. Then the bible shifts to the new testament and the bluepilling begins along with all the hippie shit.

Kevin Cox
Kevin Cox

Guards won't let you into the gym area without a pass. But like I said. It's probably because I was in minimum security.

Gavin Price
Gavin Price

He probably sucked a guard off

James Foster
James Foster

Outside sources like family members putting money into your inmate account. Or you get a job in the prison cleaning up floors or shit like that which rarely happens because you have to be a model prisoner but if your a model prisoner people are gonna think you're a nark so it's one hell of a catch 22

Michael Diaz
Michael Diaz

Do you have a single fact to back that up?

Pic.

Why didn't SHE talk to him about it first since she was the one bothered by whatever? Oh that's right, she did the typical feminist shit and chimp out.

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Parker Rivera
Parker Rivera

Yeah I remember when he punished people for no reason
hippie shit
i-it isn't real Christianity! Fucking polfags

Gavin Bell
Gavin Bell

He was in the right. If the wife so called cared so much she would have talked to HIM about it first but guess what? She chimped out, but then again she is a yellow niggress so no surprise there.

Bentley Scott
Bentley Scott

You don't know how to read, do you?

Owen Miller
Owen Miller

What does a /pol/ meme graphic have to do with mental illness being a ruse?
"""fact"""

Alexander Walker
Alexander Walker

Kek
Good point

Ryder Howard
Ryder Howard

Yeah the guy totally didn't chimp out when he murdered her over some broken toys.
Disgusting nigger is what you are

Benjamin Martinez
Benjamin Martinez

Having people capable of keeping order and defending against invaders makes it a lot easier for everyone else to have a good time.

Lincoln Davis
Lincoln Davis

posts a racial infograph for no reason
Pic related, it's you
Why didn't SHE talk to him about it first since she was the one bothered by whatever?
Men are supposed to take initiative in a relationship. Surely you would agree, since youre so redpilled about how worthless women are, right :')

Noah Jackson
Noah Jackson

It fucking isn't. Just like with the Constitution you don't get to interpret it your way. It says what it says and says what it doesn't say.

Camden Jackson
Camden Jackson

wasnt a sweaty nerd
plays pubg for 12-13 hours
dude should have just started lifting instead of jerking himself off as wrist exercises

Cameron Gray
Cameron Gray

Since you can't figure out what the pic is meant. The point is that the mentally ill(Which is mostly spics and niggers and other non Whites) and moochers and fakers and lazy pieces of shit.

For example, they chimped out when Trump changed the EBT and got actually food so they couldn't spend it on shit like McDonalds.

OOOOOOOOOOOOO keep it coming libcucks. I got all day and I'll continue to fight against your libcuck ways of creating a society of lazy shitters and degenerates.

Isaiah Murphy
Isaiah Murphy

I like how Sup Forums's narrative is that videos games don't help/enhance CQC and hand eye combat coordination

Caleb Williams
Caleb Williams

They don't.

Carson Rivera
Carson Rivera

“But to you who are listening I say: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you. If someone slaps you on one cheek, turn to them the other also. If someone takes your coat, do not withhold your shirt from them. Give to everyone who asks you, and if anyone takes what belongs to you, do not demand it back. Do to others as you would have them do to you." ~ Luke 6:27-31
"Hatred stirs up conflict, but love covers over all wrongs." ~ Proverbs 10:12

"But love your enemies, do good to them, and lend to them without expecting to get anything back. Then your reward will be great, and you will be children of the Most High, because he is kind to the ungrateful and wicked." ~ Luke 6:35

What a cuck religion

Hudson Myers
Hudson Myers

you know whats better than strong men?
strong robots that don't leave bereaved loved ones when they get killed
men are too fragile and squishy compared to reliable steel and circuits

Ian Lee
Ian Lee

thats Russias roll. to be controlling shits
lets see if the US grows stronger by the [current year] plauge or burns to the ground. whats the worst that can happen?

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Grayson Peterson
Grayson Peterson

There is this thing call repentance. You know, the same reason why actual Christians aren't bending over backwards for alla akbards who want to genocide Christians.

Brody Brooks
Brody Brooks

Since you can't figure out what the pic is meant. The point is that the mentally ill(Which is mostly spics and niggers and other non Whites) and moochers and fakers and lazy pieces of shit.
That graph shows no correlation between race and mental illness. Should I find it for you, since you are too retarded to find images that prove your point?

Jackson Edwards
Jackson Edwards

t-theyre not real Christians if they are doing something I don't like!
Im pretty sure Jesus was all for helping others, but that was probably fake news implanted by Jews into the bible to test your faith

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Angel Campbell
Angel Campbell

muh niggers muh jew conspiracy
The absolute state of /pol/

Asher Foster
Asher Foster

it says the old testament is no longer valid too so what's up with that

Austin Nguyen
Austin Nguyen

women rarely go to prison
the guy will be lucky if he doesnt go to prison for this

Caleb Scott
Caleb Scott

did you see the video where this BLM looney shot a couple of cops? the video in question was someone taped a 1v1 between him and a copper from above, he had his AR, the cop his handgun. They were just 5-10 meters from eachother and they each had a pillar for cover, large enough to cover their entire body. The cop showed on the AR guys right of the pillar, so the AR guy fired a couple of rounds for suppression. The copper leans in cover for a couple of seconds and with perfect discipline, the moment he's out of sight, the AR guy advances on the cops pillar. He rounds it on his left (opposite where the cop showed) just as the cop is leaning back out on the right. Bam bam two shots in his side while he was looking for his target over at the pillar. Perfect execution. Either the guy was ex military or he played a lot of FPS. that is the type of shit you do learn from vidya.

Christopher Powell
Christopher Powell

What possible charges could they even bring against him honestly? The dude was fucking sleeping.

Evan Evans
Evan Evans

He cheated on her btw

Nathaniel Gray
Nathaniel Gray

Nah, he just had the Tindr app installed like everyone else in the world. It's probably how he fucking met her.

Hudson Ortiz
Hudson Ortiz

Being white.

Juan Cooper
Juan Cooper

Why's she lookin like a gay version of Kenshiro

Jeremiah Nguyen
Jeremiah Nguyen

He was helping for his people.

Nolan Russell
Nolan Russell

The ones who claim "mental illness" are spics and niggers and surprise surprise they're the ones who drain the most from society along with yellow niggers.

David Green
David Green

one is whacky but evidently harmlessly so
the other is a psycho bitch eho tried to kill someone with a katana
truly these two are comparable.

Brandon Butler
Brandon Butler

let's ignore most rape victims are also beaten to a pulp and also this

Benjamin Young
Benjamin Young

/pol/

Wyatt Rivera
Wyatt Rivera

If someone plays that trash so many hours in one day they deserve to have a sword taken to them tbqhwyf.

Owen Adams
Owen Adams

echs dee my friend

Nathan Flores
Nathan Flores

The ones who claim "mental illness" are spics and niggers
Except when the whites do it, of course.

Asher Myers
Asher Myers

she already admitted to attempted murder while he was completely defenseless, no amount of finger pointing will save her

Dominic Jackson
Dominic Jackson

See me after 15+ years in marriage.

Zachary Rodriguez
Zachary Rodriguez

Imagine being so misogenistic that you actually believe this image, you must be a virgin

Ayden Diaz
Ayden Diaz

Libcucks and commies and degenerates are not White since they're not culturally White.

Ethan Rivera
Ethan Rivera

her name is pornpilai

Blake Powell
Blake Powell

It absolutely makes you a murderer because you murdered him. Whether or not the murder was justified in a court is what matters.

Jason James
Jason James

Yea I believe it. What about it? What are you gonna do? Oh that's right you're going cry and post on reddit about muh bullying and dye your hair while eating doritos and drink mountain dew.

Benjamin Richardson
Benjamin Richardson

Deep.

Joshua Baker
Joshua Baker

video games now give you military combat experience

Christ. If the guy had an AR, he probably learned to shoot it and use it on a shooting range. Also, he was likely ex-military.

Video games aren't real life.
When your life is in real danger you don't think objectively. It takes a lot of practice and getting used to live fire to actually flank someone like that and not stay in cover.

Video games are toys.

John Thompson
John Thompson

Who the fuck still calls katanas samurai swords?

Charles Mitchell
Charles Mitchell

It doesn't matter if the devs don't lose any physical property, retard. They lose money by having to pay salaries in order to have the digital product developed in the first place.

Jayden Williams
Jayden Williams

Sure.

Christian Rogers
Christian Rogers

Just like with the Constitution you don't get to interpret it your way

that's literally what we do, Judicial interpretation

Angel James
Angel James

because the pirates wouldn't buy it anyway if it wasn't free thanks to denuvo or some shit

Jayden Walker
Jayden Walker

By "we" you mean libcucks and commies. That's why Hillary is in jail... Oh wait...

Justin Ramirez
Justin Ramirez

I'm more of an Ethlete.

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Brandon Wood
Brandon Wood

At least he had a girlfriend

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David Flores
David Flores

safe to say he's not dead simply because she's weak and everything he does is merely jerking off.

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Gavin Clark
Gavin Clark

Which is bs. Especially absorbed autists like the boyfriend who spends 70% of his time with 1 game have no idea what their girlfriends are like.

He wasn't crazy

Ethan Sullivan
Ethan Sullivan

underrated

Jaxon Sanders
Jaxon Sanders

you're trying too hard

Michael Taylor
Michael Taylor

Dios mio...

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Ryder Kelly
Ryder Kelly

I feel like the wing chun training helped with that more than video games
Isnt that the shit Ip Man uses?

Jayden Cook
Jayden Cook

Its the man's job to control his woman, blame rests entirely on him for letting her do that shit to herself.

Joshua Nguyen
Joshua Nguyen

Muhammed pls go

James Hall
James Hall

Does anyone have that roll image with all the inmate chicks?

Also, what have video games taught you? I wanna say my spatial awareness is in tip top condition thanks to them.

Nathaniel Ramirez
Nathaniel Ramirez

Calling card of a cuck. You don't have to beat your girl to control her you spineless faggot.

Chase Carter
Chase Carter

t. incel

Carson Stewart
Carson Stewart

So what your saying is that race is cultural, not genetic?

Gavin Brooks
Gavin Brooks

It's both. You can't have one without the other.

Elijah Lopez
Elijah Lopez

But than how can white people be culturally non-white?

Eli Jenkins
Eli Jenkins

Lol I don't need to control her because we have this magical thing called mutual trust. And if that trust is betrayed I just kick her to the curb because there's plenty of other women around. And I'd expect her to do the same with me if I betrayed her trust.

Ian Cox
Ian Cox

It's not sandnigger thing. Just patriarch. A woman is never going to be equal to a man no matter what she does despite jewood would have you believe where a woman can take down three strong and veteran Navy Seals.

Isaac James
Isaac James

victim blaming
So you're saying he asked her it? Maybe he shouldn't have been wearing such sexy clothes.

Jason Scott
Jason Scott

Just take a look at commiefornia for your answer.

Samuel Mitchell
Samuel Mitchell

extensive wing chun training

Connor Peterson
Connor Peterson

Most males were still never expected and even less encouraged to do anything other than manual work. Its not that different today as well.

Adrian Rogers
Adrian Rogers

Surprise twist: they met on Tinder, he just never deleted it.

Logan Hall
Logan Hall

Men are stronger than female. It is only common sense and proven through science. Women are not smarter nor stronger than males.

Ryan Powell
Ryan Powell

medical syringe
circular saw
fire escape
kevlar
life raft

Pretty impressive considering it all happened in just the 20th century. It's almost like women are people who were only recently permitted to submit ideas without prior approval of the dominant culture for ridiculous biological reasons. They can be both smart and batshit just like men, only the dominant culture still idiotically adheres to the double-standard that we should somehow blame men for anything women do wrong or didn't do. It's almost like the "patriarchy" just hurts itself and feminism is an extreme manifestation of that retarded tendency.

Angel Gomez
Angel Gomez

they can't even build bridges right lol

Joshua Cruz
Joshua Cruz

Nazi detected

Jordan Martinez
Jordan Martinez

This. Men evolved as the worker bees and women are just the care-takers. Reason most achievements and accomplishments are done by men over the generations is because of this.

Nolan Wright
Nolan Wright

Neither can the entirety of China. Is that a gender issue?

Michael Price
Michael Price

wait you can Romance Sojiro?
Why is he there too with a gift? Lol

Asher Evans
Asher Evans

gf slices you with a samurai if you even consider leaving her
why was he looking for other women

That bitch was crazy and he knew it.

Isaiah Edwards
Isaiah Edwards

what a terrible fucking video.

Parker Green
Parker Green

oh shit, that changes everything.

Colton Hernandez
Colton Hernandez

YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD A CAR

Jeremiah Reed
Jeremiah Reed

holy shit is that mango?

Anthony Bailey
Anthony Bailey

Here is a reenactment.

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Joseph Murphy
Joseph Murphy

why is this such a top quality meme

Liam Bell
Liam Bell

his girlfriend of two years
How is this supposed to be impressive? Toddlers, even the ones with samurai swords, are not that hard to beat.

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Thomas Wright
Thomas Wright

not the Soy strikes back, or Revenge of the Soy
common dude

Cameron White
Cameron White

He MUST have known she was nuts,
all woman are fucking nuts, knowing it doesnt mean much

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