>Avid PUBG player Alex Lovell says his devotion to videogames and martial arts movies, coupled with extensive wing chun training, enabled him to fend off a near-fatal attack by his girlfriend of two years, Emily Javier, who assaulted him with a samurai sword while he was asleep >Lovell explained toOregonLive, he "wasn't a sweaty nerd, more of an Ethlete"—as such, his training regimen included exercises for his hands, wrists, and shoulders, practicing special moves and techniques with his mouse, and playing PUBG for 12-13 hours per day, all of which left him ready to handle the onslaught
Has a video game ever saved your life, Sup Forums?
>cut marks Those just look like "i've been leaning up against something" marks, man. But between the hair, and attacking her boyfriend with a fucking samurai sword whilst he slept, I think it's a pretty safe bet that she's batshit.
Asher Morgan
>games >he also had extensive training >but it was totally the games
Same reason why girls have less suicide rates, they're bad enough to get over their impulsive emotions and realize the wrong in their actions and back out
Nathan Anderson
US kids and teachers should be playing PUBG so they'll know what to do when a gunman arrives at school.
But he's the boyfriend of the girl who tried to kill him with a samurai sword. You can argue that he didn't know this would happen. But I'd argue that he's so fucking crazy, that he's probably the only one willing to tolerate her bullshit. He MUST have known she was nuts, but he still bedded her anyway.
You can't tell me that if the roles weren't reversed, you wouldn't throw at least partial blame on the girl for laying with an insane man.
Chase Edwards
one those particularly teaches how to defend against swords? Aren't self-defense training is woman-only thing? Was he a soy-boy?
William Smith
>this pathetic faggot has a girlfriend every day the gun barrel beckons me more
Joshua Perez
at sleep.
Brody Johnson
To be fair, wing chun is only slightly more helpful in a life or death situation than playing video games.
Brody Sanchez
>Confessed to the 911 dispatch that she STABBED him and her intention was to kill him You’d think spending 16 hours a day on a forum would enable you to read.
Carson Taylor
Havent you played total war shogun?
Angel Gutierrez
>user STOP PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND PAY ATTENTION TO MEEE REEEEEE *teleports behind u* >KAKATTE KOI KONO BITCHI*assumes the stance*
Jaxon Morris
don't do it user, use something else so you don't add to inflated gun death statistics
Jordan Phillips
Yeah, he should of stopped it with his fucking teeth. Or, while she was busy hacking away at his flesh, he should have looked for his gloves, and put them on so he wouldn't hurt his hands. Fucking idiot. There is no "common sense" in an instinctual fight for your life. The fact he let his hands get fucked up probably saved his life.
Oliver Peterson
An unattractive, overweight, and extremely mentally unstable one, yes. I'm sure even you could get one of those if you wanted to, user.
Connor Morales
All I know is that OJ did that shit
Blake Powell
He learned hokuto shinken user In just a few more years he might be able to kill people with his pure weight alone
Mason Carter
>>>/reddit/ go back
Ayden Baker
she looks like she smells like BO and butt sweat
Lucas Thomas
Or she could have been totally normal until something set here off and she lost it. Regardless of who is crazy here she is the one who committed the crime. And if the roles were reversed he would be guilty of the crime. The only thing that pisses me off is that she'll likely be acquitted and he would get max sentence for the same crime.
Christian Cook
>here *her
Jonathan Harris
>totally normal >green hair pick one
Samuel Robinson
Maybe, maybe not. It’s all hearsay and contextual. Nobody is arguing the hypotheticals. I don’t remember anybody being on pic related’s side. Sometimes shit is just open and closed.
This is why you get a woman who encourages you to sleep with other women.
Evan Nelson
t.roastie
Owen Johnson
How do you fail to kill a sleeping guy, with a fucking sword? Can women do anything right? Lmao.
Just think how defenceless you are when you're sleeping someone could just walk up to you and stab you in the neck and you wouldn't even be aware till it was too late.
Can't blame him for wanting to get away from this crazy bitch.
Connor Hill
Ladyboy gold
David Foster
She probably wasn't smart enough to think that a piece of shit mall bought katana wouldn't be very effective at killing someone over a steak knife or cleaver.
Jack Foster
how is it murder if he did it to protect his property?
If I shoot a burglar it doesn't make me a murderer does it?
Isaiah Scott
Cute fuck the faggots in the thread
Levi Russell
This, the guy is also nuts, just not as crazy as her >inb4 but she might have been totally normal until then! This is bullshit and you know it
Colton Martin
GUY IS WHITE
BITCH IS MEXICRAP
NEVER DATE MEXICRAPS
THEY WILL STAB YOU WITH SAMURAI SWORDS
Hudson Rogers
He forgave her, supposedly. Which isn’t exactly the same as wanting to get back with her, but I guess we’ll find out. He’s either Down Syndrome Jesus, or just a dumbass.
Cooper Robinson
She didn't break in and she was his wife.
Easton Wilson
>sever carotid artery >person bleeds out before help arrives
It's literally that easy.
Samuel Young
>attacked in your sleep with a sword >survive that's what happens when you only fold it 999 times
Benjamin Fisher
>If I shoot a burglar it doesn't make me a murderer does it? Depends on the state, assuming U.S.
