What Vidya has the best mommy?
What Vidya has the best mommy?
Pokemon by far.
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why do so many """"men"""" on Sup Forums have mommy issues?
Code;Mommy
I can't help my mommy died
>BUT MOM YOU CANT SAVE HERE
>BUUUUTTT MOOOM ITS ONLINE GAME YOU CANT PAUSE
>MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM THIS GAME ISNT VIOLENT
>MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM FUCKING MOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
My mum
All her children died.
they dont
its just slang for the wide-load body type and bloated saggy tits.
very few people actually want to fuck another mans sloppy seconds
i would bang your mum harder than a barn door in a hurricane.
Hi.
Why are Sup Forumstards the most gullible, stupid, idiotic posters on the whole internet?
I bet you also think "heal sluts" actually exist.
I want to like this guy's art, but the face always ruins it
Can i fuck mommy?
Will I find love?
>liking fertile women is mommy issues
wew lad
is OP a faggot?
Will I get a gentle femdom gf to give me a lovey dovey breastfeeding handjob?
Will I ever fuck a sexy big-breasted older female?
You will get to used to it.
post milk trucks
This one's ok
You either like MILFs or traps
And I'm not gay
>false dichotomy
Please consider suicide.
Do it.
on the topic of mommy bodies, what counts as thicc and what counts as fat? or are they are all fat to you
>thicc mommy goat
I didn't ask for this erection, user.
Why you call someone you want to fuck as "mommy" Do you have incest fetish ?
Take a hint, Bomberman.
Sorry Toriel, but Asgore is superior.
I just want to be loved by big thick girls.
>Only ONE(1) video game where your mother is a party member
Society needs to get its shit together
Yes
pretty sure you can recruit one of the MC's mom in Suikoden 3
Stop right there you little shit
If there's more art like this then maybe Undertale is good for something after all...
oof
will i become successful?
why do people always draw toriel with huge tits? she would be cuter with a normal sized chest
that is normal for a monster goat mom
Nice try
>not wanting to fuck your mother
are you gay lol
Reminder that Chara did LITERALLY nothing wrong!
Large breasts are synonymous with motherhood,
and Toriel is a mother figure. Plus it's hot. Nice trips.
>le goat mom meme xD
kys
Forgot pic lol, sorry just woke up
but she’s flat in-game and in official promotional artwork
less intimidating to them than the idea of a normal relationship with a woman
Is OP a faggot?
There's a whole lewd html5 game on PrismBlush
Are they gonna put Sans in Smash?
somebody stop this mad man
I would make her one
Most of Sup Forums were raised by single mothers.
Sauce
Look at those succulent puffy nipples.
I’m going to be your mum’s new boyfriend
Is it gonna be ok?
chi chi miko
Will I find my vidya waifu but in real life?
The loudest ones aren't actually joking, just look at any MMO general on /vg/.
rip
will I ever get a gf?
W-What Exodia!?
hi my wifes son
Based mods for deleting the literal shitposting but keeping the qt goat
>women near the age of infertility
>fertile
Implying your small penis could even reach her.
mating press always works, kid
I crush it to mom/son incest doujins.
But I don't find my own mother attractive at all, despite my incest fetish.
I think our brains are just hardwired to not be sexually attracted to our parents.
Probably an evolutionary thing.
Their last few eggs are the best ones actually.
They're like bananas. Best right before they go bad.
Summon him.
>old age has best eggs
That's not what studies say when older age women's eggs have higher risk to cause birth defects.
It's not the boner you choose, but its the one you needed.
he was summoned but banned
post more please
they're also way more likely to have twins or triplets
I know.
I have the healthies relationship with my mom but I still want a mommy gf, sometimes it's not about mommy issues
Maybe the opposite is also true, men that loved their mom want more of the "loved and protected" feeling.
>could have been a nice mommy thread
>shitposters sabotage it
For what purpose?
>shitposters shitposting in a shitposting thread
>mommy thread
>shitpost thread
???
>furfag porndump
>not shitposting
braaaaaaaappppaaaaappp
anon1: step-mom?! YEEEEES
anon2: step-mom? killed boner.