Oh wow

[Nathan Perry]

Oh wow. He finally broke down.

escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/117181-Yahtzee-Zero-Punctuation-Half-Life

Skip to 4:30.

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[Matthew Price]

This guy is still around? Is he like 45 years old now?

[Andrew Cooper]

How the fuck does Escapist still exist? Hell, how has Yahtzee not left Escapist yet?

[Justin Robinson]

YOU

[John Walker]

are you shilling or something? there was nothing ground breaking in that rant, just more tired complaining that all games have loot boxes and no soul

woah he’s really lost it and speaking to truth!

also
a hat in time as an example of a good game

lol

[Nicholas Allen]

1:00
freedom planet is an example of "shitty fangame"
well yeah it's a shitty fangame because it's not like sonic at all. as a standalone it's pretty good, however.

[Angel Hill]

its a shitty fangame because it's not like sonic at all

I never thought I would read this, not even on Sup Forums.

[Christopher Sullivan]

People were idiots to put Valve in such high esteem. They were always a company trying to make money, all companies start with innovation but once they start getting more investors and more money they start playing it safe and turn into another group of corporate bastards.
The lesson is never love anything. Valve sucks, just move on with your lives or find a new hobby.

[Adrian Thompson]

Valve isn't publicly traded so they don't have investors to pander to. But yeah they don't really have to try to do much when they're raking in like 30% of every PC game sold these days.

[Cameron Young]

2D sonic is legitmately good gameplay, and something to be like 2D sonic and failing is bad.

[Robert Brown]

it started as a fangame but then decided to fuck the roots and do something fresh, thus abandoning it's fangameishness and through that becoming bad as a fangame.

[Wyatt Gutierrez]

if you want to bash freedom planet for being extremely girly and cringe inducing go right ahead but that gameplay and music was fucking GOAT

[Colton Collins]

nigga that's the point of my joke do i really need to spell it out for you

[Evan Thompson]

Imagine being the sole driving force of a website and the website knows it, and all you have to do is play video games and make a PowerPoint 'animation' about them. Yahtzee probably gets a pretty substantial check from the Escapist and probably makes more there than he would if he had to crowdfund.

[Jack Martinez]

this

[Nathan James]

I guess he didn’t like it.

[Zachary Thomas]

unironically wanting to play an anthro furry game where the designs are more autistic than the majority of Sonic's expanded cast
It's disgusting to be honest.

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[Lucas Evans]

Freedom Planet
shitty fan game

*reeees internally*

[Easton Hill]

Its still pretty fun though.

[Isaiah Martinez]

I suppose if you're a furfag and these designs are relatively tame by your standards, then yes.

[Thomas Robinson]

they are cartoony enough for me to not give a fuck

[Carson Anderson]

nigga have you even played it? its really good. play classic mode if you can't handle the cringe

[Adrian Perez]

genuine story
video game
STOP ACTING LIKE THESE CAN EVER GO TOGETHER

[Luke Jenkins]

It's the best game treasure never made and there's a more to skip the autistic furfag storyline

[Owen Lewis]

the story is pretty shit but I've seen far worse. but yes the game itself is alright.

[Aiden Davis]

define "genuine story"

[Nathaniel Collins]

Then they should reskin it with some designs that remembered to take their Ritalin. I fucking hate how overdesigned furries make their characters. They tack on so much shit to make the characters look "cool" but they end up being a visual clusterfuck. Like, what even are these?

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[Mason Hernandez]

they can and have in the past you delusional mongoloid. the problem is they are so few and far between they might as well not even exist. you can probably count games with a good engaging story on one hand

[Kayden Harris]

You didn’t like the Half Life Games? People frequently use them as examples of games that managed to have both woven together pretty well.

What about OG Portal?

[Carson Torres]

Stop playing games with horrible writing.

[Gavin Sanchez]

A good story which never has its quality compromised by the choice of medium.

[David White]

Yahtzee is a lazy depressive. If he went independent and started riding on the patreon train he'd have to go back to doing all his writing and editing himself. He makes less from the escapist but he knows his independent stint would be short lived.

[Ian Murphy]

6.5/10 too much flair

[Logan Wright]

too much overdesigned furry autism
ftfy

[Jason Watson]

well, i know videogame stories that will be compromised if you make a movie out of them, since the narrative tools vidya can and does use are different from pretty much everything else except choose-your-own-adventure books.

[James Parker]

Valve was never good, they created one mediocre FPS game in the 90s and then have had a monopoly on PC gaming ever since

[Juan Harris]

thats... actually a pretty good definition of it, especially concerning video games

[Angel Sanders]

it's ok when sonic does it

[Liam Davis]

Are his books any good?

[Asher Cruz]

this would be a decent point if the characters in game weren't sprites that look like something on the saturn where all those details are shit you'll barely notice over the gameplay

[Anthony White]

They're fun.

[Mason Walker]

furry is not an argument. you can argue about things being overdesigned however, and I wouldn't call this overdesigned. its literally purple sonic

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[Dominic Reed]

Escapist has literally fired almost everybody else on the website in order to keep inflating Croshaw's paycheck. It's why James Portnow had to go freelance.

[Colton Watson]

It's awful-looking, Hat in Time is beyond dumb, Yooka-Laylee is trash, Isaac is trash for edgelords, and Shovel Knight wears flannel and drinks bad craft beer.

Only encouraged by Microsoft's creative incompetence, Sony's AAA fad-following, and Nintendo's sheer Jewery.

[John Sullivan]

do you just hate everything or something

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[Nathan Edwards]

That is far and away too busy, especially for the genre.

[Gabriel Parker]

Yooka-Laylee is trash
this is the only thing you got right. 1/10 see me after classes

[Isaiah Jackson]

Shovel Knight wears flannel and drinks bad craft beer.
ur good at criticism

[Joseph Thompson]

What is it going to take to fix modern vidya?

[Jeremiah Martin]

YOU HATE ONE ELEMENT THEREFORE YOU HATE THE WHOLE THING

And you're part of why all that shit up there is encouraged. Children don't have taste - they just play what's popular, good or not (see: FNAF).

[Robert Watson]

I've only read his first one so far and I actually really liked it. I wouldn't say it's the best book ever or anything, but it's certainly a lot better than most of the other "first novels" I've read.

[Kayden Phillips]

I believe that given that he’s a funny guy, but I kind of have a hard time taking him seriously whenever he is actually trying.

I wonder how he hasn’t gone nuts from all this pressure though. He genuinely seems like a weird gross neck beard who happened to land into the spotlight and has to play pretend.

[Nathan Ross]

good devs, for a start. and maybe a spark of innovation

that entire post
?

[Isaiah Collins]

I'm the one teaching here, bitch.

[Sebastian Murphy]

Fuck off you fat autist

[Ian Perry]

[dibs]

[Xavier Torres]

I'm the one teaching here, bitch.
buzzzz, wrong. next question.

[Brandon Allen]

what does that even mean?

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[Cooper Collins]

Also everyone else who worked there was a piece of shit

[Wyatt Miller]

The fact valve, of all people, have a monopoly on PC gaming should speak volumes about
the absolute state
of PC gaming. All companies worth a shit make games for consoles. Always have, always will.

[John Ward]

No, you 'tards. The story was never the point in any of the Half-Lifes. It's clearly just a paper-thin thrown-together excuse for having a shooter game. Half-Life 2 has good WRITING, perhaps even EXCELLENT writing, some of the best in vidya, and they've made an extremely memorable, likable and relatable characters. But the actual STORY of the franchise is a shallow heap of disjointed plotpoints strung together with no real purpose besides "we want the player to do X now".
Why? Do you actually think Valve knows who the hell the Gman is, or they have an actual ending for this franchise in a drawer somewhere? They've been flying by the seat of their pants for the entire decade they've been actually developing these games.

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[Justin Myers]

The original Mass Effect had had a perfectly adequate scifi world/story and was even slightly above average as far as modern scifi goes.

[Brayden Williams]

It's not okay when Sonic does it either, I said it's more autistic than most of Sonic's expanded cast. Keyword being "most."

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[Samuel Cruz]

half life
they were blatantly making up a story as they went along. nothing ever meant anything in the end, it was all under the false impression they were building up to a conclusion they would never reach, hence why HL2 was a shitty cliffhanger and HL3 will never exist.

Portal
shitty example. it was never about developing a story it was about platforming with some robot lady talking to you the entire time. have you ever read a book in your entire life?

[Landon Collins]

shits on modern games
yay
I want muh story
boo

I can see why this fag put Biocuck Infinite and Undertale as his game of the year.

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[Carson Torres]

Can tell you're a bottom feeding 2000 babby by this post alone

[Lincoln Nelson]

they created one mediocre FPS game in the 90s and then have had a monopoly on PC gaming ever since
The monopoly only really started in the 2010's.
Although Valve had their eyes on that shit for YEARS beforehand. Steam started development barely six months after Half-Life's release.
People today (and five years ago) also forget what a fucking shitshow the release of Half-Life 2 & Steam were.

[Xavier Flores]

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[Alexander Evans]

people still watch Zero Punctuation

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[Julian Lopez]

resorting to tumblrposting
sorry furfag

[Luke Gray]

I only read comedies and sci-fi/fantasy shit like Foundation. I’d say that Portal does a good job creating a compelling story with the way you get hinted about the bigger picture before shit hits the fan, with you going from confined sterile lab zones to the vents and whatnot. The gameplay and story go hand in hand.

[Austin Martin]

Why do people give this much of a fuck about Half Life?

[Zachary Davis]

Who's gonna remember you at 45?

[Carter Howard]

you're doing it wrong. comparing book story that just kinda is there for you to read, to game story through which you go through and PLAY through, is kinda idiotic of a task. while i don't deny that many narrative tools that are used in books can be used in games, games and their interactivity add in a new set of tools that only the best game stories utilise.

[Isaac King]

They're the apex of the shooter genre.

[Lincoln Perry]

It's PC gaming's Mario. No one makes exclusive PC games so when they get one they really need to hold onto it with both hands. Saddest part is it's not even exclusive.

[Robert White]

Oh, you’re distinguishing writing from the narrative. Fair enough. But good writing with a bad narrative is way better than bad writing with a good narrative, right?

I don’t know why having a good narrative really matters if you really are experiencing everything in the moment.

[Oliver Davis]

My friends and loved ones

[Aiden Thomas]

FP awful-looking
Nah, it's decent

Hat in Time beyond dumb
wat

Yooka-Laylee trash
Yes. It's mediocre at best.

Issac edgy trash
It's edgy certainly, but functionally it's not bad. Its RNG dependency is far too heavy, and could quite easily be rebalanced if the devs gave a shit.

Shovel Knight
Do you even enjoy video games

I don't entirely disagree with your company criticisms, but Jesus dude lower your standards

[Nolan Watson]

hunt down the freeman
bashes freedom planet out of nowhere
that was actually uncalled for.

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[Eli Hernandez]

But good writing with a bad narrative is way better than bad writing with a good narrative, right?
One might feel inclined to feel that way but I dunno, I think it's on a scale and one could outweigh the other. Personally, I'd rather experience a poorly written interesting narrative than a well written boring one.

[Justin Richardson]

the only objectively correct person in this entire thread. the rest of you sicken me. kill yourselves

[Liam Foster]

maybe is was a joke on how it's a bad fan game because it's actually good?

[Camden Hughes]

Oh yes, don't get me wrong, I love Half-Life. They're amazing games and the atmosphere, characters and careful worldbuilding alone are some of the best vidya has to offer. They also have masterfully integrate the story with the gameplay. My problem is with the idiots who insist on saying Half-Life has a "good story" when that's blatantly false. It's by no means bad, but it's kept minimally functional - an excuse to get the player from point A to point B. A very convincing excuse, but an excuse nonetheless.

[Oliver Roberts]

Yes but that's all PC gamers had at the time.

[Ian Parker]

escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/57411-Nom-Nom-Galaxy-Freedom-Planet-Review

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[Jackson Foster]

It was a good rant, but I'd hardly say he "broke down." A "break down" is more akin to what happened to Cosmo after he lost at the Nintendo thing.

[Sebastian Sullivan]

who know's HL games where shit best thing to come out of HL was the source engine and Gmod

[Leo Green]

Oh wow. He finally posted an eceleb thread

[Brandon Butler]

Shut the fuck up, get on a plane back to australia, suck Gabe's dick so he lets you back in, and start making more Let's Drown Out you fucking idiot

[Mason Cooper]

Yahtzee is what keeps The Escapist around. Go check their YouTube channel, it's basically the Zero Punctuation channel. If not for him, The Escapist would no longer exist.

[Josiah Green]

e-celeb trash
fuck off

[Aaron Wilson]

He's not in Australia anymore? I haven't been following him much since I stopped playing so many new games. Let's Drown Out was comfy.

[Luke Perez]

I can't believe I'm writing this but get a life

[Noah Edwards]

It is clear that people are using the world “story” to mean “tone, writing, characterization” rather than “narrative” a lot. That’s probably where the confusion lies. I doubt Yahtzee or anyone feels Hat in Time had a compelling narrative, so I think to take his critique of lack of story in the gaming world as criticizing developers for not being good at developing plotlines isn’t accurate.

[Leo Diaz]

Yeah, moved to California I think
He got a gf and streams with her now, but it's not nearly as comfy

[Blake Cruz]

Move to US to live with his girlfriend

[Brody Bell]

It's edgy certainly, but functionally it's not bad. Its RNG dependency is far too heavy, and could quite easily be rebalanced if the devs gave a shit.

What are we talking about BOI here? You can win 99% of your runs.

[Cooper Ramirez]

he liked the game itself but criticized the story so there you go. you autists can stop getting so defensive now holy fuck

[Ryan Thompson]

He moved to the US. Presumably for a girl. It certainly wasn’t for the political climate.

[Josiah Sanchez]

My friends and loved ones

utterly btfo
like anyone would want to be remembered as that lanky hipster clown that talk really fast

[Adam Williams]

this feels like a stealth milestone, acknowledging that current-year games have truly fucked off into the deep end of shit

I hardly play anything of late, and when I do it's all backlog stuff

[Jaxon Gomez]

I think he means that RNG makes a huge difference in whether the game just plays and beats itself or is actually mechanically challenging. BoI is always relatively easy, but some runs just get everything that makes it so you don’t even have to look at the screen to win.

[Jason Howard]

won't they be dead by then?

[Owen Davis]

I dunno why people keep misrepresenting the story. The only thing actually wrong with it on paper is Mitchell killing Adam instead of interrogating him to learn about the G-Man and the deal.

[Wyatt Reed]

Win yes, but Delirium is most horribly-made piece of trash I've ever come across and I never bother fighting him because I don't need to any more due to killing him already with all characters (besides with The Lost, who's already kind of annoying to play as anyway).
It's telling how they literally never make a daily challenge that ends with Delirium.

[Ryder Thomas]

I liked when the Escapist cleaned house and fired every retarded SJW blogger they had on staff and turned the entire site into the Yahtzee Show.

[Joshua Gutierrez]

/eceleb/ general when?

[Ryder Phillips]

durr it's le kickstarter game so i automatically have to hate it

[Thomas Collins]

That too. I'll admit that I agree with a decent bit of what Bob Chipman professes in his videos after my turn to the left, but I'm not so stupid as to enjoy the videos where he starts pulling shit like defending Jack Thompson, or sperging out over fucking Man of Steel 2.

[Anthony Walker]

No, he made his political stance perfectly clear after Brexit, and with his self-insert character in Mogworld's ridicule of nationalism.

[Wyatt Brown]

What about Origin? UbiSoft Online? GoG? Hell, even Blizzard has its own online sales site.

[Tyler Nguyen]

believes Half-Life stopped arena shooters despite UT and Q3 releasing after it
Retard

[Jaxson James]

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[Asher Myers]

Man of Steel 2.

go back to your universe

[Blake Parker]

The lesson is never love anything

the lesson is don't emotional invest into fucking companies you tards. Everytime I see someone talking about Newell like he's fucking Santa or Nintendo like it's fucking Geppetto's shop I weep for fucking humanity. And before some retarded fanboy starts crying that goes for Sony, Microsoft or any other fucker that wants to sell something to you as well, you fuckers.

[Nathaniel Anderson]

scroll through the Escapist youtube channel
last video that wasn't Yahtzee was Jimquisition before Sterling left 3 years ago
Why does the Escapist even exist anymore?

[Sebastian Scott]

Sorry. Batman vs Superman just seems a bit too long a title for me, so I decided to use a nickname that would get my point across. In retrospect, I should've said "sperging out over Pixels or Amazing Spiderman 2"

[Evan Rogers]

Okay user, what did you think of Cuphead then?

[Bentley Collins]

Yet they have gone together. Several times, and the only people who say otherwise are the dumbasses like you who think stories shouldn't be in video games at all.
Seriously, I'm tired of this meme. A couple cinematic games that suck come out and everyone starts acting like having a story in your game is a fucking death sentence. Fucking retards.

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[Leo Turner]

We're not all 50 year olds who grew up in the era of LBJ and Richard Nixon, dude. Pretty much everybody 30 or younger grew up in an era where 90% of our childhood was commercial entertainment meant to hock merchandise.

[Jace Campbell]

Does Silent Hill have a good narrative? Like, arching plotline? Or is it just really good with its atmosphere?

[Brandon Flores]

Dude, just play it and form your own opinion. Lord knows that's what I need to do.

[Christian White]

We need to stop David Cage before he ruins everything

post games with good story and gameplay

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[Anthony Thomas]

video games if for us kids
Eh?

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[Juan Cooper]

Where is Romero these days?

[Liam Green]

the first 2 do
the others suffered from the pointless sequel syndrome

[Angel Taylor]

Sup Forums - youtube drama and international political discussion

[Luis Jackson]

I’m not interesting in horror games. I’m just curious. Most of the games I play are almost exclusively gameplay driven, but I was curious whether Silent Hill’s narrative (specifically) was A. Worthwhile and B. Not hurt by its choice of medium.

Cool. Maybe that guy is a dummy then.

[Julian Myers]

1 and 3 are connected, at least

[Christopher Powell]

I never understand mass autist triggerings over anthros.

[Daniel Collins]

Ireland last time I checked. Makes shitty mobile games, did a failed kickstarter fps with really uninspired backstory couple years back.

[Samuel Bennett]

Are you mentally challenged?

[Eli Cooper]

I´m not giving him my clicks
just sum up what he said

[Aaron Baker]

"no"

[Lincoln Bailey]

It's probably safe to blame John Romero

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[Julian Perry]

yes?

[Julian Edwards]

No.

[Ethan Peterson]

It uses video game mechanics to invisibly influence the story's direction. Sorta like dark souls uses them to unveil the story, but in silent hill you influence it. engagin in fights getting maria fucked up and looking at Marys picture all influence the final outcome without players knowing. you can play the way you like and you're rewarded with different pieces of a larger puzzle. Unique story telling that only video game can achieve.

[Ayden Nguyen]

see here

[Isaac Watson]

anthro =/= furry

[Matthew Flores]

He doesn’t like that Valve is letting this garbage be on Steam. He also doesn’t like that we no longer get games with good writing, tone and atmosphere and when we do, it is few and far between. He threw in a comment about triple AAA titles being boring experiences just to sell loot boxes, calling out specifically Destiny 2 and Assassin’s Creed Origins.

He joked that it was somehow John Romero’s fault.

[Benjamin Cox]

YOU FUCKED UP MY FACE

[Owen Jones]

his kingdom come deliverance video

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[Carson Robinson]

Jesus, is The Escapist really this desperate for traffic?

[Charles Ramirez]

How so?

[Bentley Jenkins]

Yes
Let the hate flow through you like entity's through the maps of V1.0 Daikatana

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[Luis Ortiz]

hunt down the freeman is so bad that it rivals big rigs
How is this shit still in the store? Not only being shit, but it also has stolen assets too.

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[Xavier Gutierrez]

youtube.com/watch?v=5NHWfwW2xmg

[Carson Cruz]

watching Yahtzee after he tried for a position on The Late Show

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[Liam Green]

stolen assets too.
Stolen assets from valve. Valve makes money off its sales.

Why would they pursue a cease and desist exactly?

[Ian Harris]

you seem like such a sad, angry little man

[Jacob Ortiz]

To be fair, he was already not the biggest fan of 2D classic sonic so freedom planet was even more of a “couldn’t give a fuck” type of game to him.

[Brody Baker]

Stolen assets from valve
No. Hunt down the freeman also has stolen assets from STALKER and other projects too.

[Kayden Gutierrez]

Stolen assets from valve
reddit.com/r/HalfLife/comments/801vnr/for_those_who_want_solid_proof_that_hdtf_stole/

[Henry Martinez]

I actually remember him praising the game a lot in his review. did he change his mind, or just forgot about it completely and assumed it was bad. Either way, comparing it to hunt down the freeman is poor form

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[Logan Butler]

necessarygames.com/my-games/loneliness/flash
A bit pretentious and the execution could be better, but I think that it's an excellent counterpoint to this claim.

[Cooper Gutierrez]

Well as long as the copyright holders don't complain and pursue legal action there's nothing you can do about it.

[Noah Morales]

He hates nazis
He knows the people voting in brexit and trump were driven solely by racism and fear rather then anything Economically practical or generally rational.

wow what a fucking weirdo, how dare he.

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[Dylan Martinez]

make a series of comedic novels
the ending is always a depressing gut punch
I will never understand why he chose to do this

[Connor Edwards]

Dude’s starting to crack. He threw shade at the Steam brats praising Kingdom come: deliverance as this perfect game with its unintuitive combat system, archaic splinter save system and all its other bugs and deemed them “PC gamer dick slurp all stars”. And now this tirade on triple A and especially valve.

Hopefully some better games come up this year for him to review to cheer him up.

[Jace Moore]

Reminder that Valve killed Troika and doomed VTMB.

[Easton Nelson]

Terrible video. 75% of the complaints were him just sucking and clearly not giving a shit.

[Lucas Bell]

It's been 14 years, but I've never forgotten.

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[Zachary Sanchez]

ive been watching yahtzee since his third video. I grew up.

no its just a very uninteresting platformer. The one with the physics snake looks way better by comparison

[Jace Thomas]

Would it be shilling if I posted another HTDF trailer I made based on the MGSV ones?

[Jacob Gray]

everything is shilling so who really cares

[Dylan Young]

Ok then
youtube.com/watch?v=pyJ9FrtBK1g

[Jaxon Smith]

Just the fact that the game is broken to the point of you having to use hacks to finish it is enough reason to take it down. That's why quality control exists.

[Matthew Wilson]

Didn't AHIT do well though? It certainly had to do better than Hunt Down the Freeman.

[Joshua Gonzalez]

He's streaming it now apparently.

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[Cameron Fisher]

Is despising Hillary not a rational reason to vote against her?

[Levi Fisher]

Does he still wear that stupid fedora

[Brayden Murphy]

It's zero punctuation, but there's punctuation in the title. hahaha, im so original.

[Kevin Wright]

once you know that people jerk off to humanized animals you cant put that cat back in the bag

[Robert James]

steam
quality control

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[Oliver Brooks]

stop playing shit games retard

[Kayden Russell]

Most people just don't vote.

[Christian Walker]

furry detected

[Nolan Edwards]

Who?

[Ian Brown]

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[Henry Watson]

Deviantart the game

[Carson Murphy]

It is. Which is why Yahtzee also mocked her for being such a loser that couldn’t beat

[Mason Morales]

Please don't insult Treasure

[Brandon Young]

He started really young, like in his early 20s iirc.

[Evan Green]

I wasn't joking though, every kind of online game store has to have some kind of quality control. I've never seen such broken games on PSN or XLive.

[Andrew Jones]

Friendly reminder that this game is not only still being sold on Steam, it has sold over 100 thousand copies as of this date.

[Ayden Jones]

what the fuck are you even trying to say, are you such a brainlet you take offence when someone disses your idol.

[Lucas Scott]

Are you one of the PC gaming dick slurp all stars he mentioned?

[Jeremiah Bailey]

Get a load of this underage
The PC market was oversaturated with FPS games back then

[Hudson Sullivan]

Oh no NONO he insulted daddy? Our beautiful, powerful daddy who gives us cummies and MAGA?
Destroy him, boyz.

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[Benjamin Moore]

What happened to his boyfriend Gabe? Did he become a derelict after Yahtzee left him?

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[Ethan Howard]

Yeah it sucks that Valve doesn't care about games anymore, but it really isn't anything new.
Valve hasn't given a shit about what they put out since what, Portal 2? After all, why make products when you have a service that practically monopolizes the PC game market.

[Luis Jones]

It did well indeed but his point on good game being swamped by the sheer amount of garbage around it means that unless you’re putting yourself out there as a dev to spread the word or even get lucky and become viral. AHiT had to contend with the “SHAD MAN” shitposts and the comparisons to Yooka Laylee since they’re both Kickstarters that wanted to invoke the spirit of old school platformers (which sets off all the flags after what happened with Yooka Laylee and MN9) so it was nice to see it finally come out and see a lot of people in the community praising it.

[Landon Kelly]

What is reading comprehension?
user said Yahtzee mocked both Hillary and Trump with , which is true and not really something to get uppity about from either side of the debate

VIDEO GAMES

[Kayden Morgan]

How dare people try to defend themselves from being raped from 3rd world shitskin refugees.

[Hunter Roberts]

Who am I idoling? I hate both trump and Hillary. I’m not even American you dork

[Isaac Torres]

a video games board not a eceleb board

[Eli Bell]

I’m not even American you dork
Then your opinion doesn't matter, fuck off to reddit, eurocuck.

[Juan Robinson]

"oh boy another video game review!"
its just a bunch of brexit and trump jokes

[Hunter Evans]

he didn't compare it to hunt down the freeman. however he did jab at it for seemingly no reason and I'm not sure if he was joking or serious

[Colton Baker]

Let me guess? He cried about there being no niggers in the game?

[Thomas Walker]

Don't take it personal, everyone was making those jokes at that point.

[Jonathan Jackson]

Kek no.
Let me guess, You have never seen a yathzee video before?

[Ryan Young]

Never even so much as alluded to the "controversy".

[William Young]

Do kingdom cucks really think that people only dislike this trash game for muh no blacks?

[Dylan Morris]

man he went off, good on him

[Carter Ramirez]

country has terrible anti rape laws and protection and has allowed countless women to be abused without any sympathy from the government or Police
Foreigners never made an outcry
Alt Right media pretends to care about women in a sea of narratives that seethes at the sight of a woman and calls them "nation wreckers"

I think it's pretty clear you only care about women when it benefits your racist narrative.

[Ian Parker]

The one with the physics snake looks way better by comparison

You sound like you've played both games extensively and are highly knowledgeable.

[Zachary Hall]

He cried about how shitty the game actually is.

[Jason Thomas]

christ you're insufferable

[Camden Hill]

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[Ethan Morales]

I have to agree with him.
Video games have lost it's magic.
I thought it was just me growing up with nostalgia googles on, but even thinking about it objectively I come to the same conclusions.

[Parker Perry]

Horseshit. If a woman cries "RAPE" her word will always win over a men's even if the man in question is innocent.
Women are very pampered in the west.

And it's only women getting raped it's also white men getting killed by shitskins too.

[Jordan Bennett]

It's actually quite vexing

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[Luke Morales]

It’s better to turn away a few sand niggers than let your people get raped and murdered desu senpai

[Kevin Taylor]

lootboxes bad
modern gaming bad
yes yes he "broke down" in the same way every single thread on Sup Forums apparently does

[Parker Lee]

Escapist runs mostly off clicks and donations, they're poor as fuck.

[Samuel Garcia]

Of course he didn't outright say it, he's not that dumb.
But it's clear he bashed the game because of that since he's a leftie scum.

This is the same guy who sucked Witcher 3's and Skyrim's dicks.

[Brayden Peterson]

They're not just poor, they're bankrupt. Which is why their site is now "community run" and the only one still getting paid (and hence producing content) is yahtzee.

[Nolan Scott]

He literally is the escapist nowadays. They fired their entire staff and kept Yahtzee, some webdev and a couple of rotating streamers. The boards are run by volunteers.

[Lincoln Wood]

I think in a drown out he said he stopped when he gained some self awareness in his mid-late 20s. Can't be separated from the cartoon representation of him though.

[Juan Stewart]

But it's clear he bashed the game because of that since he's a leftie scum
Now this is some next level schizophrenia, senpai

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[David Johnson]

Doesnt matter what he says! i know what he really means because i say so!
He praised the game for his historical accuracy, it's onw of the few things he liked.

[Samuel Hall]

When’s the last time someone else made a video other than Yahtzee?

[Brandon Hill]

He just said he liked it to avoid controversy
He knows how to play the game(by that I don't mean Kingdom Come)

[Gavin Ward]

Considering it has taken up until now for women being sexually assaulted in hollywood to be heard.

and how every woman saying they have been assaulted is met with thousands of men saying "THAT'S JUST A LIE"
you sure have some strong opinions on the issues facing women considering you've made your argument entirely around the race of the perpetrators.

And your next point, can you tell me how many people Immigrants killed?

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[Lincoln Parker]

OP is and always has been, as massive faggot.

[Jace Parker]

You don't get basic conspiracy. Absence of evidence just means they're better at hiding it which means they're all the more dangerous.

[Lincoln Russell]

and how every woman saying they have been assaulted is met with thousands of men saying "THAT'S JUST A LIE"
Now that's just a lie.

[William Allen]

But the gameplay is good so who fucking cares?

[Jordan Phillips]

Evidence of what? You're just making shit up because your rotten /pol/ brain conditioned you to.

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[Adam Cox]

it has taken up until now for women being sexually assaulted in hollywood to be heard
And who do you think was assaulting them and keeping them from being heard? Can't be the alt-right since hollywood is large and by far dominated by liberals who constantly proclaim their hatred for Trump and right-wingers.
and how every woman saying they have been assaulted is met with thousands of men saying "THAT'S JUST A LIE"
And hundreds of thousands more saying "BELIEVE HER BECAUSE SHE HAS A VAGINA"

[Ayden Barnes]

More reading comprehension, less bite reflex.

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[Eli Fisher]

the only reason to dislike a shit game is because it has no niggers in it
This is what /pol/tards actually believe.

[Jack Brown]

Absence of evidence just means they're better at hiding it
Oh man, we can make all sorts of retarded claims now and they are all true because "they" are hiding the evidence. You just won at life, my lad.

[Samuel Lopez]

This thread is why I don't go on Sup Forums anymore.

[Jace Thompson]

Why the fuck are you here and why did you find this thread if you don't come here anymore

[Wyatt Hall]

Well, You're one of the biggest retards i have seen in Sup Forums.
Congratulations.

[Grayson Lopez]

I am the OP.

[Aaron Foster]

Then fuck off with your E-celeb shit, you deserve what this thread turned into.

[Camden Garcia]

Gee. Sorry.

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[Chase Taylor]

2018
Still watching Yahtzee

[Bentley Evans]

He's good with his wordplay and worth a few minutes of entertainment every week.
Good thing i'm not dumb enough to take him seriously.

[Ian Wright]

just saw the video and his wordplay has gotten severely worse than it was 5 years ago

[Camden Gomez]

He makes my Wednesday’s. It’s good fun that you take with a grain of salt considering Yahtzee’s onru nature and tastes.

[Jaxson Brown]

He's got some weird ideas on the industry and it's place as an artform. I especially love when he whines about "FUTURE HISTORIANS being confused by reboots with the same name as the original" kike anybody actually fucking cares.

[Samuel Hill]

I was too poor for vidya growing up, but I always had a long list of games I wanted to play one day. Since coming into money, I've slowly been working my way through the list in chronological order; I'm currently playing Tales of Phantasia.
What year does it all go to shit, so I know when to stop and kill myself?

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[Tyler Lewis]

Considering it has taken up until now for women being sexually assaulted in hollywood to be heard.
You mean like the legions of women who started accusing Trump of harrassing them as soon as he became President?

Can you please do me a favor and get some common sense?
Thanks, moron.

[Henry Cruz]

muh /pol/
You need to go back

[Ryder Powell]

1977, with the release of the Atari 2600. Ever since we've fought of waves of shovelware, greed, shit games and casualization.

[Isaac Lee]

Silent Hill 2
Good story
MOMMY I KILLED MY WAIFU

[Matthew Robinson]

Its a trap.

That squeaky fuck who does Extra Credits.

[Noah Nelson]

I don't understand how that is a bad story.
Are you one of these brainlets that thing that good story=Epic bigs scale things happening?

[Jaxon Scott]

le contrarian caps lock man

[Wyatt Sullivan]

it's mostly stuff stolen from movies and books but they did a good job at it as long as you are willing to put up with the controls

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[Liam Nguyen]

But user, don't you see? The nurses represent his sexual frustration! It's deep and clever and not completely lacking in subtly

[Andrew Myers]

Since I can already tell where this is going, can we all just get to the inevitable ending this board is going towards, call every game to ever exist or will exist shit forever, rename this place to /b2/ and get it over with already? I mean, I'm not going to act like some babby over peoples' tastes in vidya, but at the rate we're going, within the next 5 years there won't be even one game left to talk about due to contrarians being unable to stop shitposting any actual vidya thread to death because they think everything must be shat on just for the sake of (you)s and getting a laff out of misery, because people got too addicted to wanting everything to be the TORtanic. I wish that fucking shitshow of an MMO never happened and that the person who originally thought it up was hanged in front of George Lucas himself, so it never would have let this fucking place end up the way it is now.

[Christopher White]

Despite what you see on Sup Forums, good games come out all the time. They just aren't triple A games anymore, but indie shit. So don't tie that noose just yet my dude

[Henry Rodriguez]

a) if you think this was in any way a breakdown you don't socialise enough

b) if the animosity in this thread stems from something he said about trump you've only yourselves to be laughing at

[Caleb King]

I think the biggest issue I actually have with Yahtzee isn't his opinions, so much as it's I can't even tell what his opinions or taste really are. The only thing I know for sure is he hates most things RTS games, fighting games, JRPGS, most things japanese except Dark Souls or Silent Hill, anything with a cover wall higher than your ankle and loves truck driving simulators

[Kevin Hall]

/b2/
not /nupol/
Someone's been hitting the soyoyoylent a little too hard, m'thinks

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[Hudson Gutierrez]

He usually likes games that have a vision and direction to them instead of just being something shat out for the sake of money, that's the easiest way I can describe it

[Michael Johnson]

Yahtzee is a Remoaner
Why am I not surprised?

[Chase Nguyen]

Even that's barely consistent though.

[Camden Wright]

cancer

[Liam Hall]

No, THIS is Deviantart the game.

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[Carter Butler]

That was a pretty good game. Was it really done by 1 dude?

[Isaiah Carter]

Even moviebob has better taste than this hack.

[Oliver Collins]

Movie Bob praised Other M and chided Prime for being a FPS.

[Caleb Peterson]

they're both shit

[John Roberts]

I'd fuck Fidget desu

[Isaiah Walker]

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[Nicholas Rogers]

Ik vond de hele kindergarten cop thematiek een beetje slecht verzonnen.

[Mason Thompson]

The only time I’ve ever questions Yahtzee sense of tastes was his review of Bioshock Infinite. He even contradicts how he likes a game despite having flaws like a batshit stupid story and messy gameplay but said he didn’t mind that when I remember him going off an many games over the years for being “pretentious”.

[Cooper Martin]

You are correct.
But just in case you are a genuine spicy meming newfag:
/s4s/

[Jeremiah Williams]

hes a retard.

[Lincoln Brooks]

pot kettle yadda yadda

[Christian Anderson]

he hasn't played SotC/MGS2/dozens of other fucking games that use the medium to elevate themselves

[Easton Wood]

And that's what makes it annoying. It's EVERYWHERE.

[Justin Mitchell]

MGS
Good story

BAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAAJAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAHAHAHSAHAHAHAHAH

[Brandon Green]

Threads aren't safe spaces, faggot.

[Jayden Rogers]

Do you have a chalkboard that you mark on every time he makes even the slightest swipe at something you don’t like someone swiping at?

[Nathan Diaz]

I just wonder what people expect to get out of doing this.
Do they just like to stir shit? Do they like to have a different opinion? For attention and to feel special? Do they think they can change peoples minds that specifically seek out to spend time with strangers to talk about the things they love? Why would they want to do this?

[Matthew Brown]

He replaced gabe with his dumb giggling ditz of a girlfriend. I am perturbed.

[Zachary Rivera]

Why does anyone use the escapist
Other than zero punc what does it have?

[Carter Adams]

Nothing, they fired everyone else.

[Ryder Johnson]

literally fucking this. game was good. and cheap. faggots stay mad.

[Dominic Smith]

A which "My tiny equestrian are you" poll. I have no idea how the site manages to stay up or why Yahtzee works for them.

[Connor Peterson]

It's EVERYWHERE.
Perhaps that tells you everything you need to know about the subject.

[Hudson Campbell]

Because at one point in history, everyone who knew how to use a computer had played Half-Life

[Luis Garcia]

everyone was making those jokes at that point.
That's the issue,the jokes were stale and unfunny
No one had any originals jokes

[Hunter Parker]

It's basically the PC's Ocarina or FF7

[Elijah Gray]

Can confirm, I both used a computer and played half life.

[Eli Ortiz]

Complains that Samus Returns is too hard and doesn't have enough story
Praises Cuphead for it's challenge and says it doesn't need a story

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[Aaron Campbell]

How many months is that poll going to run for?

[Brody Cook]

I thought they were pretty funny. It seems they personally offended you. I recommend not latching on to politicians, it's a losing game.

[Jeremiah Perez]

game reviews are a hard science
every single game is the same
oh lad

[Bentley Morgan]

Different types of games.
If you make Cuphead easier then it just becomes a ramdon indie game with nice animation.
A complex story wouldn't fit at all with Cuphead artstyle and gameplay.

[Sebastian Foster]

It seems they personally offended you.
I wasn't offended,I was just annoyed because it's the same exact jokes over and over and over

[Kevin Turner]

Until they hire someone to take it down.

[Camden Gomez]

If Cuphead had more of a story I do feel that it would be in the way. It's like trying to push more of a story onto Super Meat Boy, it just takes away from the experience when what I'm really playing it for is the challenge.

[Jaxson Rogers]

Yahtzee
The man who made a joke about how it was stupid to say you're not gay while sucking your trans girlfriend's cock
And then made fun of the retard who responded with indignation in the comments about that phrase.

The only person I know who is Less PC is Broteam and he made a 3 minute video insulting Mohammad after some Muslims threw a shit fit about him mentioning Mohammad in some video.

[Thomas Long]

Cuphead is boss rush game that you would end in 1 hour if it was easy and since they were trying to make a 30s cartoon having a story would just go againts the entire point.

[Landon Bennett]

When standards are both so blatantly inconsistent, it's worth pointing out.

A complex story wouldn't fit at all with Cuphead artstyle and gameplay.

How? It has plenty of cutscenes and was clearly trying to have a story. Giving it a free pass while complaining about Metroid doing more or less the same thing is just retarded.

[Kevin Murphy]

And Metroid is an exploration-based maze game and having story in the background makes sense for the same reasons, but Yahtzee is too stupid to understand this.

[Carter Garcia]

They're not just poor, they're bankrupt. Which is why their site is now "community run"

so that's why the site looks like shit.

jesus christ, i remember posting on the escapist forums in like 2009. what the fuck happened? it's like seeing some guy you knew from high school on a street corner begging for money. i actually feel sorry for these cunts.

[John Nguyen]

I don't remember him ever saying about Metroid that was critical of this. He just really blasted Other M for being Other M, Federation Force for it knows why and Samus Returns for some silly controls

[Ryan Howard]

It has plenty of cutscenes and was clearly trying to have a story.
I said complex story.
Cuphead has a simple and funny plot, like a cartoon from the 30s.
It's like the user said above: It would be in the way. It's like trying to push more of a story onto Super Meat Boy.

[Adrian Rogers]

They realised people only watched yahtzee and fired everyone else
I don't think they'll be staying afloat much longer. Yahtzee can pull 500000 views a week, he can probably get ZP crowdfunded by his followers.

[Levi Young]

And Metroid is trying to be a sci-fi pulp adventure with some background lore. Why is he too dumb to understand this?

[Easton Diaz]

What are you trying to say? Yathzee has mentioned a lot of times that the exploration is what he likes the most in metroid and games in general.

[Joseph Mitchell]

Than that makes it even weirder than he wants an obstructive story in Metroid.

[Jeremiah Morris]

My kids.

[Anthony Morgan]

Apparently he started doing his own video series about fighting games with some other Aussie guy. Don't know if he's still at it. I haven't seen it but from what I've heard the other guy doesn't really contribute anything and is just there as a sounding board for Gabe.

[Julian Sanders]

Is this one of those screamer games

[Samuel Jenkins]

And Metroid is trying to be a sci-fi pulp adventure with some background lore.
Because it's actually trying and it could be better?

[Jonathan Hall]

They stay afloat because Yahtzee brings in enough residual traffic to manage. Yahtzee stays because he can pretty much do whatever the fuck he wants and still get his check. When Escapist finally caves he'll be immediately picked up by another site. He knows it and Escapist knows it.

[Luke Rogers]

Yeah but what I don't know is why he just doesn't up and go solo. I feel like this was asked once on his Lets Drown Out show but but I don't remember if he gave a real answer.

[Jose Turner]

Metroid has always been about atmosphere and visual cues, not a direct narrative, and Samus Returns does a great job of environmental storytelling. Yahtzee us just too dumb to pick up on this.

[Michael Gomez]

Yahtzee likes Samus.

[Luis Mitchell]

Why would he? Might as well ride the gravy train till it stops. He's said before that ZP is now basically just a job so he can support his personal projects like novels and games. He's not going to fuck with the cash flow unnecessarily.

[Blake Kelly]

From what i remember he complained just about the controls and linearity in a game about exploratio0n.
It's not like he disliked it, He said that it was like Botw (a game he liked but forgot about 5 minutes after playing it).
Why are you so mad?

[Andrew White]

Because of the blatant inconsistency in his reviews.

[Jordan Kelly]

Nintendofags man.

[Oliver Gomez]

Implying it's not cupniggers defending their shitty Newgrounds game.

[James Cook]

Considering we're specifically talking about Metroid? It's not.

[Tyler Hill]

Is not inconsistency, People already explained you why a story and easier gameplay in cuphead wouldn't work.
Metroid is actually trying to tell a story, it could be a lot better and for a game about exploration is really linear. Also shitty controls.

[Asher James]

He actually praised the historical angle the game aimed for but hates the combat.
You're paranoid as fuck m8

[Anthony Lewis]

A story in cuphead wouldn't work.
Metroid having a better story would just make the game better, that's a fact.

[Christian Torres]

People already explained you why a story and easier gameplay in cuphead wouldn't work.

And their reasoning was faulty considering Cuphead was clearly trying to have a story. It even had cutscenes you retarded faggot. Yahtzee js giving it a pass because of the art, like the rest of you easily impressed cunts.

Metroid is actually trying to tell a story

And it did so through the enviroment, like the series always does.

See above.

[Juan Roberts]

And their reasoning was faulty considering Cuphead was clearly trying to have a story. It even had cutscenes you retarded faggot.

[Jackson Carter]

lefty
That's incredibly wrong.

[Caleb Edwards]

On the bright side, indies and smaller studios exist in a way that they never would have in the past.

Yeah, it's depressing that more creative projects are often overshadowed by mainstream copy-paste Triple A rehashes, but there is still creativity out there.

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[Carson Young]

What does that have to do with it being fun?

[David Rodriguez]

And their reasoning was faulty considering Cuphead was clearly trying to have a story.
Cuphead doesn't takes itself as seriously as metroid. It's supposed to just be silly
It would just go againts the game aesthetics and shit, If like if you have been just reading what you wanted.

[Nathan Diaz]

And Metroid is about exploration and atmosphere and a more direct narrative would get in the way. Why are you faggots ignoring this?

[Jordan Nguyen]

*cough*

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[Owen Jenkins]

I don't remember did Yathzee said that he wants a direct narrative ot just a better one? Do you know that it could be both about exploration and have a better plot?

[Kayden Diaz]

My friends on Sup Forums.

[Joseph Martinez]

See, once upon a wonderful time, there used to be such a thing as a decent story writing in videogames, good enough to urge us onwards through the less than perfect gameplay at the time, a form of motivation that seems to have become an artform lost through the ages of videogame industry.

One day, child, you may yet see this lost art be found and returned, but hold out not for hope, for there is none of that here and now. Instead, let us close our eyes and dream of better days forever more.

[Jeremiah Garcia]

An excellent example of what he's talking about.

[Easton Gonzalez]

10/10

[Gabriel Brooks]

I feel like there's still a middle ground.

[Leo Collins]

If you really mean 'above average storytelling', then I agree. All the games that pride themselves on being 'mature', stoic, narrative-driven games (read: everything David Cage) are lower than even straight-to-VOD B-movies in terms of writing.

Funny. Rockstar doesn't boast about any of the fluff Quantic Dream does, but even their B-movie writing shits all over Quantic's. Andthat's not even talking about JRPGs.

[Dylan Cook]

He told it as he saw it.

Yahtzee's right on this one.

Sorry blokes.

[Ayden Russell]

Other M was fucking awful though and the narration was God awful, mainly due to the fact that Samus' voice actress was high as fuck on Xanax during her narration recordings.

[Jaxson Allen]

The story is about finding the Metroids, but there's a sub-theme about the hubris and fall of the Chozo in the background that's told in a very unobstructed and subtle way.

[Owen Cooper]

Everyone loves Samus. The only way you could ever not love Samus is if you were such a fucking awful person that literally nobody or even nothing, not even your own family could ever even remotely pretend to like you.

[Xavier Reed]

soy

[Liam Perry]

the "gamer" that never managed to beat Chrono Trigger
relevant

[Luis Mitchell]

Dobson.

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[Dominic Lopez]

Dobbie likes the movie where poor bullied creator proves his detractors wrong by being the greatest person ever in history

gee what a surprise.

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[Austin Wright]

I get the impression Dobson wishes he was as successful as Shyamalamahoweveryouspellhisname

[Christian Gomez]

Sounds like his regular episode. Your point?

[Jaxon Barnes]

They are really damn fun to read.

[Jason Mitchell]

People do this all the time about everything. You took it personally because of some misplaced sense of loyalty, which is hysterical.

[Samuel Gray]

Who else /Escapist Refugee/ here?

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[Nolan Watson]

That fucking punchline

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[Jose Adams]

It was, especially the story. But I have to admit, once you emulate it with a normal controller, the gameplay is pretty alright. Fix it for normal controls, remove the story and those pixel hunting scenes and you've got a solid foundation for 3D metroid games. What killed it on the wii more than anything was that idiotic controller flipping mechanic.

[Alexander Jackson]

holy fuck this shit still exists? i remember watching it 8 years ago

[Juan Jones]

Can't relate, yahtzee was always the only thing making me go to that site. Was there anything else in there worth watching, ever?

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[Landon Young]

you have completely missed the point and strawmanned heres your (you) for effort.

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[Michael Brown]

Extra Credits, which spun off yonks ago, and Critical Miss had some good comics in the mix.

[Camden Jenkins]

i know right, old people should just die lol

[Mason Ramirez]

Eh, seen better rants by him.

Just this month the one on the end of the Metal Gear Survive video was better.

[Michael Harris]

To say nothing of the fact that his understanding of video games as an art form is the same backwards-ass Frankensteinian tripe that has plagued the non-Japanese sector of it for decades. Just look at his praise for walking simulators and disdain for any actual fucking video GAME with deeper interactivity and challenge than fucking Batman Arkham.

[Christopher Cox]

Nah, if you want the good stuff, check the ending of Kingdom Come review, where he has a rant about mustard race and git gud

[Caleb Watson]

I remember liking some of the cheap flash cartoons comedy series they hosted before, but that was fucking forever ago. So long ago in fact that I can't even name any of them off the top of my head.

[Blake Anderson]

And then I suggest checking the games he actually prises as having good story and good gameplay. Pro-tip - it's related with this very review, as they are all present in it.
But here, grab a (You)

[Jason Morales]

Notice something those games all have in common?
Now take a look at what website you are on and think long and hard about it.

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[Ryan James]

Not him but I was born in 1991 and I don't pretend like companies are my friends.
Sure, there are people who want to make good games but they need to make money with it too.That's why brand loyalty became a thing, you knew that this company made some quality shit.

They've been publishing games for a long time.
You faggots make it sound like it's easy shit because they get a cut but they're actually busy.
They've been annoyed with MS at least since Windows 8 and are trying to make Linux a viable option for gaming, just recently they hired another dev for linux drivers.

[Isaac Rivera]

They still do stuff. Aaron, his buddy, is a horrid person with terrible opinions and constantly crying about how much pain he's in, plz gib patreon monies.

[Leo Jones]

Children don't have taste - they just play what's popular, good or not
Remind me again who the target audience of this right here is.

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[Lincoln Butler]

2010+
Considering Valve a good guy

[Adam Parker]

He praised the game a lot, but thought that the entire plot was cringe inducing and uneeded.

[Christian Gonzalez]

Don't forget your reward for beating it is the It Was All a Dream ending that revealed a "crucial" aspect of the story that nearly every single person who played the thing from its Flash incarnation had already figured out.

[Daniel Howard]

Ah yes GamerGate is a conspiracy to stop Hillary Clinton from being President (During the primaries) and CoD IS LITERALLY MAKING YOU SOLDIER BOIS man

[Jack Baker]

Blue Baby already told everyone that it's just Isaac suffocating in the chest.
Edmund's a useless asshole who isn't anywhere near as smart as he thinks he is.

[Jaxon Cook]

They can if the game is Japanese, as opposed to Westerners who just cram disparate elements together out of a crucial misunderstanding of at least one of the mediums.

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[Samuel Sullivan]

I am sexually attracted to Gabe Newell.

[Michael Murphy]

I wonder if you actually believe that, or it's just a convenient bullshit argument that supports your wapanese faggotry. In either case it assumes that the story in a game is what defines the quality of it, which is so hilariously retarded it made me lol and punch my dad in the dick.

[Samuel Moore]

It's mot enough. He needs to openly align with a nationalist movement. So does Broteam. He's already on our side posting sjw leaks all the time. We have to win this war.

[Brody Gutierrez]

Is Yahtzee Jewish?

[Henry Rivera]

They only have a monopoly on PC gaming because the rest of the industry effectively abandoned it after being sunk TORtanic-style by Crysis in 2007 and sold out by MicroXoft.

[Jaxon Wright]

Move classic into the middle.

[Nolan Harris]

Reddit is that way, bucko ->

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[Julian Stewart]

is he
dare i say it

[Matthew Green]

Nah, full-blown incest born anglo

[Jack Long]

using wapanese as a pejorative
on 4 mother fucking chan
You done fucked up.

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[Jack Thompson]

Well I say he's Jewish so that means he's Jewish. End of discussion.

[Sebastian Martin]

That's just a cop out, pull yourself together. You're not 11 anymore.

[Cameron Bailey]

Wow. That might be worse than being a jew.

[Aaron Morris]

Reminder that Bethesda did a much fiercer blow by purchasing Fallout from under them.

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[Austin Hall]

newfag redditor calling weeb chanizen underage

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[Mason Carter]

You're an idiot, there's a difference between liking japanese stuff like anime and being full on mentally challenged weeaboo. That distinction was always here. Stop trying so hard to fit in.

[Bentley Collins]

this feels like a stealth milestone, acknowledging that current-year games have truly fucked off into the deep end of shit
Were you in a fucking coma for the past decade?
youtube.com/watch?v=Fh1n-TuJTQo

[Hudson Bailey]

He Doesn't Play New Vegas
He Doesn't Play KOTOR 2

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[Connor Roberts]

There is literally nothing wrong with anything he said

[Eli Watson]

The site is for otaku culture, not for super wapanese mongoloids who think anything from japan is superior. It's hilarious how you throw reddit accusations while desperately trying to fit in.

[Leo Johnson]

bad examples

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[Hudson Parker]

Those words are flagrantly incorrect

[Carter Anderson]

The physics in this are ass. Almost Sonic Rush teir garbage.

[Angel Moore]

Weebs don't know KOTOR 2 exists

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[Thomas Peterson]

Average yahtzee "critique" video
game I don't like
Lol look how shit it is LMAO
game i like
what the fuck, why is this faggot talking shit, he doesn't know anything about the game Git GUDDD

[Brody Wilson]

Yeah, but I hate him so I need to defend modern games in order to satisfy my cognitive dissonance.

[Brayden Thompson]

has good WRITING, perhaps even EXCELLENT writing
Jesus fucking Christ have you ever read a book that wasn't part of some of some trash genre fiction saga?

[Isaac Gutierrez]

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[Charles White]

this e-celeb thread is STILL up

[Jaxson Kelly]

Zero Punctuation died when Yahtzee could no longer pick music for the intro to match the review and instead switched to that "generic" intro.
At least his books and games are still good.

[Grayson Richardson]

They're excellent examples, so is System Shock. I'd add Planescape Torment and Desu Ex to the list.

[Liam Edwards]

Do a contract to release your game the same day (or after) the most tech developed and hyped game of the decade
They brought it on themselves desu.

[Samuel Scott]

Zero Punctuation died less than a year into its life
Zero Punctuation has been dead for over 21x it has been alive
And I thought The Simpsons had it bad.

[Justin Ward]

They’re not bad games but they’re both unfinished and are missing huge chunks of content, we aren’t seeing the full picture with everything put together

[Lincoln Brooks]

can I get a quick rundown on this guy?

[Adam Gutierrez]

why does he dislike John Romero?

[Zachary Sanchez]

Do they just like to stir shit?
Pretty sure the point of this website is to stir shit.

[Daniel Anderson]

It's almost as if conservatives are an almost non-existent now vocal minority of video gaming enthusiasts and thus the likelihood of encountering one with pro-nationalist and anti-egalitarian views outside of Sup Forums might as well not even be up for debate.
He made him his bitch. Don't you remember?
youtube.com/watch?v=JYnbHfwbPQw

[Thomas Wilson]

Give Romero some credit, at least Deus Ex came as a side effect to Daikatana

[Wyatt Thomas]

Seriously, thanks, John.

[Owen Garcia]

To sum up the video the other user posted:
Romero pushed the designer-centered development process too far, and failed hard. Companies as a result took all the power away from "star" designers, resulting in games without vision or passion.

[Robert Smith]

And he made DOOM?

[Matthew Perry]

after my turn to the left
Did you somehow manage to make your pituitary gland work in reverse?

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[William Reyes]

Man constantly on the move, changes country each few years, doesn't give a shit about whatever politics are going on except what directly affects him.
HOLY SHIT I CAN'T BELIEVE HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT NATIONALITY AND DISLIKES A MOVEMENT THAT LIMITS HIS CAPACITY TO KEEP MIGRATING WHEN CONVENIENT.

[Gabriel Perez]

Yeah, but he was with Carmack. The shitfall that was Daikatana and the snoozefest of Quake 2 exemplified how they were loose ends without each other.

[Charles Walker]

We're speaking of someone who migrates for pussy. Foreign pussy. Which means not only are his motives shallow and irrational but also inherently dangerous via the fundamental miscegenation factor.

[Jose Clark]

It's a fascinating character study that doesn't rely too much on exposition to get the point across.

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[Liam Ortiz]

What the hell are you talking about?

[Adam Thompson]

I'm honestly really disappointed he didn't outright spoil the entire plot of Hunt Down The Freeman.

[Christian Anderson]

Did you seriously just make that yourself? what a faggot.

[Luke Baker]

Not him but part of the reason for both of Yahtzee's moves was to pursue a girl.

[Chase Phillips]

Why bother? Part of the reason the story is crap is because a lot of the points are tiresomely predictable.

[Christian Edwards]

didn't he have a bar at some point? how did that go?

[Kayden Sanchez]

He was being bitter cause people think he's funny and cool when he calls games shit, even if he likes them.

[Tyler Mitchell]

value being placed in the proper spot by the community. the only way to fix any human problem. thats why all human problems are unsolvable

[Carter Barnes]

That's British comedy for you.

[Easton Martinez]

holy fuck calm down dude, it's just vidya games

[Kevin Lewis]

console war shit about fucking half life
lol. g-man dispose of these hot heads

[Benjamin Gonzalez]

MOM LOOK I POSTED IT AGAIN!

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[Jonathan Wood]

It closed a few years ago

[Juan Foster]

this but unironically

[Jaxon Miller]

this post contributed nothing

t. third party

[Evan Jones]

tfw one of my posts is in a "best of Sup Forums" image
Is this what Alexander the Great felt like being immortalized in statues?

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[Mason Long]

I miss unforgotten realms, that was the main reason I went there.

[Christian Robinson]

Alexander doesn't feel anything anymore. I made sure of that.

[David Gray]

tfw one of my posts will forever be engraved in /mlp/history
It doesn't make me a celeb, but hey at least I gave tens and tens of people laughter

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[Ayden Cox]

That literally doesn't mean anything. Most content creators, if you go back to 2014, are making "homophobic" and rape jokes pretty consistantly. Then you fast forward to 2017+ and all of a sudden "We need to make sure that trans/homo/queer/gender-neutral phobics and bigots are all ritually castrated in the streets" as though nothing even happened.

[Jeremiah Smith]

A better version of this same image was already posted

[Connor White]

meant for

[Noah Morales]

Is that comic with white korra still running?

[Logan Nelson]

after my turn to the left
Got a vasectomy eh?

[Anthony Collins]

No, you are just retarted.

[Lincoln Fisher]

What do you mean? He killed himself

[Logan Stewart]

Here's a description for his newest book released just last month:
The novel is about a group of individuals from the Ministry of Occultism needing to track down a magical serial killer while dealing with the public scrutiny of our modern politically correct society
In his 2016 book "Will save the Galaxy for Food" he has a transvestite hooker joke

Why do you make hit pieces for people you know nothing about?

[Angel Martin]

That's what I wanted you to think.

[Grayson Russell]

Go back to that post again, and read it again, and notice that I'm in no way agreeing with /pol/.

[Xavier Wright]

holy shit that's a blast from the past. Rurikar was my favourite comedian back in the day

[Jacob Harris]

There were loot boxes in Origins?

[Jeremiah Jenkins]

You're retarded regardless of that.

[Gabriel Foster]

zero punctuation

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[Daniel Smith]

Do not rewrite history. Women were frequently told to shut the fuck up about rape. Even the police. I literally saw a cop in front of others spin a beer bottle around. He said "try and penetrate this bottle, it keeps moving, how could you?"

This was to show a woman could not actually be raped if she actually fought

[David Collins]

Oh wow. He finally broke down.
Why does this sound a lot like a clickbait shillpost?

[Christian Ramirez]

Personally examples are not de facto evidence

[Mason Stewart]

Because it is.

Gotta make sure 4chins watch today's funny rant and load up those ads.

[Charles Nelson]

yahtzee thread every couple days
still makes a video a week like he has for the past decade
hasn’t changed at all
first replies are always “Wait he still exists/is making videos?”

[William Edwards]

Romeo and Juliet
Good story
I'M GOING TO THROW MY ENTIRE LIFE AWAY FOR THIS THOT I JUST MET 5 SECONDS AGO

See, I can oversimplify too.