What's the worst TES humanoid race? and why are the Nords?
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Jason Nelson
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Angel Morgan
Orcs.
They are dumb smell bad and are ugly.
Also they live inside shitholes and women have dicks.
Henry Robinson
>Dunmers
>Redguards
>Orcs
Xavier Brown
>and why are the Nords?
why are the Nords what?
Jackson Davis
>redguards
Nope.
1. Dunmers
2. Bretons
3. Nords
Isaac Campbell
Dunmers, literally no one likes them.
>and women have dicks
I don't see a problem with that.
Thomas Thomas
I hope TES VI doesn’t have any predefined human race so you can make a black man and call it Breton if you want.
I mean after the character creation the game can ask you, what’s your race?
Jace Reyes
Dear Diary:
4E 201, 24th Day of Frostfall
The inferior races continue to fight amongst themselves. Those foolish Nords and their pathetic little “rebellion” think they will be granted independence from the Emperor. Hah! Little do they know of our little puppet that we have planted amongst their ranks. I must report to my superior, Elenwen, now that I discovered that the inferior races continue to infight on this web board called Sup Forums. Perhaps we should plant a few more spies on this forum to falseflag Nordic hostilies.
Levi Kelly
That's the most degenete thing that i've read today.
What's next AFTER you create your character the game ask you what's your gender?
Landon Smith
black Breton's don't exist, why would you be able to create one?
Jack Nguyen
I supported stormcloaks because I like GOT lol
Jaxson Cooper
Because possibilities and freedom to choose.
Create your character first then ask the race.
Nolan Cooper
Probably.
It would be cool. I hate that racial thing about Imperials, Nords, Bretons and Redguards.
Austin Torres
Is that even possible?
Can TES races breed with each other and have fertile offspring?
I'm not a lorefag.
Wyatt Lee
Your "possibilities and freedom" can be modded in
An elder scrolls game purposely breaking canon like that is just retarded
Charles Powell
only amerimutts chose elves because they think it makes the white
Blake Gonzalez
Reguards are not human.
Zachary Reed
Altmer
Bosmer
Nords
Khajiit are alright, furries are not
Matthew Bennett
Yes.
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ale fucks with an elf female the childrens will be mostly elves.
Jose Butler
fuck elves
all elves every single one
Jaxon Williams
That's fucking stupid and retarded, you dirty nigger.
Bretons are white. Imperials are Mediterranean/white. Nords are white. Redguards are NIGGERS.
Make a Redguard mage, you dirty nigger, and RP him as being from High Rock and adopted into a Breton family.
Chase King
Redgaurds are absolutely based you fucking mong
Colton Martinez
nord male*
Sorry.
Jackson Perez
dunmer purely because they attract the type of kirkbride worshiping fag that thinks that he has never done wrong
Adrian Jones
>Imperials are bori-
Adrian Myers
I there a more telling sign of a typical retard who can't into TES lore than thinking redguards are bad?
>warrior race
>bad
pick one
>b-but muh skin color
grow up
Asher Ward
So you can't have black bretons but you could have redguards that are a little better at magic or bretons who use curved swords. That's asimple solution for an RPG with "races". I believe it works the same way in Shadowrun,
> as well as stories of unions with daedra
Now that's interesting.
Juan Torres
Christopher Howard
>thinking the board who's only played Skyrim knows anything about the lore
It's painful
Levi Evans
And saved. Thank you user.
William Reed
>there are "people" who haven't played any game before Morrowind and think they're not lorelets
Jose Ortiz
Dunmer are the best and you know it
Cameron James
Another thread of non worthy humanoids.
The only relevant races:
>Chimer
>Aldmer
>Ayleid
>Dwemer
>Falmer
Juan Rogers
y-you too
Alexander Wright
>not going orc
Jeremiah Jenkins
>chimer
>relevant
also
>inb4 altmeri wewuzing the aldmer
Leo Morgan
>yes i like the aldemer
Cooper Nguyen
>not playing as a Dunmer in every TES game since Morrowind
Ya'll n'wahs triflin'
Jaxson Fisher
tell me more about pelenial
Caleb King
The child is assumed to have a 50/50 split of genetic material, though they will share most outwardly observable characteristics from the mother.
Over time, it is possible to make a hybrid race. The Bretons are an example of this, with Altmer interbreeding with races of Man over many generations to make a distinct "race" of human that was much more magically proficient than the others but ironically more short lived than either parent race.
Alexander Rogers
All Elves in general are shit. Khajiit are just Wood elf faggots with fur anyway.
Orcs I guess are okay, and Dunmer can be tolerated if they stop it with the slaves.
Owen Hall
whats the more interesting race lore wise
Liam Rogers
>since Morrowind
I started before that, and I'm not going to start being meme elves because of some newer lore
Bentley Mitchell
OBSESSED
Liam Hughes
my vote is for khajiit, but thats still pretty entry level
Eli Wood
Dunmers because they are cursed.
Brandon Bailey
khajiits are great
i want to marry one and have many kittens with one
Jordan Collins
Un ironically the Redgaurds. They arn't even from the same fucking world
Easton Lee
brainlet answer: dunmer, argonian, nord
ascended answer: imperial, breton, khajiit
Parker Davis
>that guy who calls Redguards the niggers of Tamriel
James Lewis
forgot redguard for ascended
Justin King
Ryder Myers
Kayden Nguyen
She'll rob you and leave you with the kids.
Jace Ross
there is literally nothing wrong with blue oyster cult
Cooper Collins
>Chimer
>Not relevant
Battle of Red Mountain.
Jason Hill
i like khajiits lore a lot, but i always play bretons even though i know little about them
why are bretons an ascended answer
Isaiah Diaz
there isn't i just had it on the mind when i made that
Dylan Lee
The real niggers are Nords, Khajit and Orcs
Leo Thomas
play Daggerfall
Samuel Nguyen
What?
Elves are yellow, light brown and grey lol
They are not even white as Nords.
Owen Flores
The best at plagiarizing biblical stories maybe.
Evan Wright
ok i will
Daniel Rogers
Pelinal insane robot sent from the future to help humanity in the sole purpose of killing elves. feats of his include:
- Praising Reman (a person who didn't exist yet) while eating the neck-veins of an Aylied King he beat in combat
-Single handedly defeating multiple armies
-Shooting lasers from his hand
-Accidently mistaking Khajiit for elves, and fucking them up so hard that the gods had to intervene to stop him
Aiden Green
Dunmer and Imperials are pretty based.
That's only because I like Morrowind though, and all of their settlements were super comfy.
Justin Thomas
Nords are literally the only race worth playing
/thread me
Brayden Russell
>i am so insanez xD PRAISE RAMEN and FUK ELVS xDDDD my /tg/ bros ;3 *shoot lazors from my hand*
Adrian Cox
Starfield will mix both universes.
Fallout is the past and TES the future.
Robert Flores
>how to out yourself as a lorelet
Juan Reed
please stop posting
Anthony Ward
>Accidently mistaking
Jonathan James
Bethesda can do it and fans will be happy.
Fans of Bethesda's Fallout of course.
Carson Sanchez
u mad, elfboi?
Owen Flores
They are pretty similar to real world arabs though.
Jaxson Cook
>Redguards
Come back when you can do nuclear fission with a swing of a sword.
Caleb Ortiz
Dunmers are based
Lincoln Robinson
Okay user
James White
Gavin Gomez
How would they do it? There's literally no way they could do it without SERIOUSLY fucking up the lore for both of them.
Parker Powell
inb4
>t-they haven't cared about the lore in the past!!
there have been retcons, but nothing to the extent of "everything you've known about this universe is completely wrong"
Oliver Ward
The idea is awful but Bethesda will do it in some point.
They own FO rights and they can combine the universes if they want. TES have dimensions (interdimensional shit) and they are making a new IP (Starfield).
So in the near future I can see easter eggs or canon conections between FO and TES.
Evan Parker
Alright so the consensus is that Dunmer are objectively Sup Forums's favorite race but who is second and third place?
Lincoln Torres
OFFICIAL RACE TIER LIST
>god tier
breton
bosmer
redguard
>good tier
imperial
altmer
>bad tier
dunmer
orsimer
nord
>furry tier
argonian
khajiit
if you disagree, it's alright, you're just wrong
Juan Morales
Simple.
Dimensions. You only need and start point which means a new game that connects everything in some way.
Same as DOOM shares universe with Wolfenstein Bethesda can make the same with Fallout and Elder Scrolls. Even all their franchises.
They only need a new game as start point as I said.
Daniel Jenkins
I can actually agree with this list
Jason Sanchez
Am I burnt out or what? I spent hours modding Skyrim and got bored in 30 minutes.
Nicholas Perez
>Skyrim
that's the problem
Jose Clark
Well... they started with this little joke.
Jayden Brown
bethesda buying fallout was a mistake
Oliver Martin
>Dimensions
What do you mean? There are no other dimensions in TES.
Camden Hernandez
I don't disagree with your list completely, but hold on while I make one small change that we can all agree on.
OFFICIAL RACE TIER LIST
>god tier
breton
bosmer
redguard
>good tier
imperial
altmer
>bad tier
dunmer
orsimer
>furry tier
argonian
khajiit
>
>
>god-awful tier
nord
Jace Kelly
I love slutmer
Anthony Lewis
What else is there? I don't want to deal with modding Oblivion because that's such a headache. And I just finished Morrowind.
Benjamin Hill
>uhhh redguards are the niggers of tamriel?
Tyler Butler
acceptable change, approved
Ian Wilson
>Prepare to experience your new obsession.
Leo Gomez
the objectively best race, of course.
Levi Cooper
>the objectively worst race, of course.
FTFY
Caleb Smith
The funniest thing is only old fags remeber who was the original creater of FO.
At this point people believes it was Bethesda.
What? Oblivion realms (for every each daedric lord) are other dimensions. Even the main planet Tamriel (into Mundus) is a separate dimension (existencial plane) from others.
Ian Reyes
if its not altmer
i cannot play
landfall soon, brothers