HEY FAGGOT I KNOW VIDYA IS FUN BUT CONSIDER BEING A BIT MORE OUTGOING AND GETTING A GF
HEY FAGGOT I KNOW VIDYA IS FUN BUT CONSIDER BEING A BIT MORE OUTGOING AND GETTING A GF
Cooper Bennett
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Josiah Howard
Why?
Brody Gutierrez
hmm. nah. you fucked up op.
Nolan Gutierrez
THANKS FOR THE ADVICE CARPOOL BROS
Alexander Turner
you sure showed that 1 heterosexual dude on Sup Forums what's what
David Murphy
*gets in the car* Hello
Caleb Flores
T-Thanks Chad.
Andrew Turner
Jace Reed
I'm seeing a childhood friend this Saturday she might be clingy wish me luck
Dominic Ward
but I'm gay
John Sanders
FUCK YOU, driving bullies
Jonathan Sullivan
I hope your get her pregnant and she traps you in an empty domestic hell of a relationship for the sake of raising your accidental child.
Gavin Davis
My gf is sleeping behind me while I play games on my PC
Easton Rivera
How about I report you to the Fair Play Alliance since you called me a faggot?
Aiden Gray
remember to dust off the gf once in a while
Benjamin Hughes
That's a really long sentence to yell out of a speeding car.
Henry Brooks
>phoneposters
Carter Kelly
>has a GF
>AND a gaming PC
timestamped pics or she ain't real.
codeword is Algonquin.
Christopher Smith
maybe if i lie about having a gf on Sup Forums i will feel better about myself and my collection of dragon dildos
Dylan Carter
He's stuck in traffic
Joseph Williams
I wouldn't call one a collection
Juan Campbell
I flipped this image because the gentlemen in the car were hanging out the right side, so the man should be facing with traffic instead of against it in order to shout at the vehicle that drove past him.
Parker Morgan
i would if i could
Matthew Evans
How can anyone afford to buy these? Their prices are obscene.
Bentley Rivera
i'd rather be a hammer than a nail...
Sebastian Miller
HOKY FUCK GOTEM
Caleb Young
Anime will always be there for us even if no gf
Landon Bailey
I hope you get her pregnant and have a happy family with her.
Isaac Hill
Actually, this makes more sense because the right side is immediately closer to the pedestrian
Jonathan Young
im a gamer gurl i would never date a Sup Forumstard i want a real man with a 9 inch dick
Logan Edwards
I woke her up looking for a pen and now she's in the bathroom
Thomas Long
I hope you show up with the expectation of a romantic connection, and she casually namedrops her boyfriend in the middle of conversation to get you to stop sitting so close to her, and you realize you've spent the last several years foolishly clinging onto to the hope that you'll be with her, because worse than her having gotten over you, you never actually had a shot to begin with, and now you have no glimmer of hope to foolishly cling on to; no idealized, romanticized version of a person you convinced yourself could make you happy if only you had taken the chance, and it dawns on you that she could never be interested in you. Nobody ever would. And it's a long, slow trek towards dying along, so you may as well start marching.
Alexander Wright
can someone photoshop this to be the hunter spitter and femboomer from l4d2? I'm really seeing it but don't have the time nor skills.
Ayden Bell
putting a dress on does not make you a girl
how many times do we have to tell you this
Ryan Jackson
But I'm gay, wanna go out?
Hudson Rodriguez
Does the insult count if I've never had a girlfriend but I'm a lesbian girl?
Carson Perry
>this whole post
Who hurt you user?
Christopher Allen
but I want a bf
Jayden Moore
are you okay?
Ayden Jones
Joseph Cruz
LONDON
(ontario)
Gavin Barnes
Yes, my boyfriend broke up with me :(
Tyler Perez
poor user lmao
Nolan Torres
I'm so sorry to hear that, how are you holding?
Noah Lee
Christian Ramirez
attempted copypasta creation
Gabriel Long
Daniel Collins
Of course it still counts. I'm a Nigerian Prince who got scammed out of my crown jewels, and that insult still hurt me.
Incidentally, if you can send me some money into an escrow so I can recover my valuables, I'd appreciate it.
Eli James
Your mom is missing your minivan fag.
Julian Richardson
I'd rather be holding something else right now ;)
Grayson Ross
that's pretty savage albeit uncalled for
Luke Fisher
Sebastian Jones
buy a computer
Julian Foster
I'm holding on user
Stop pretending to be me you little shit
Leo Walker
Put me in the screenshot
Jaxson Sullivan
Oh murr
Juan Allen
kek
Ryder Jones
Not even savage or insulting just very projective
Levi Hall
sure?
Jeremiah Campbell
Just because it hits a bit too close to home it doesn't mean you can shrug it off with "p-projecting!!!!!!!".
Grayson Green
If she's not batshit maybe. She keeps sending me messages which is really weird.
Jaxon Anderson
>and she casually namedrops her boyfriend in the middle of conversation
Lucas Jenkins
Excuse me, who the fuck are you and why are you pretending to be me?
Robert Jones
>Could get a gf going by my previous track record with women hitting on me
>Just can't bare to open up and be vulnerable again
>Real women can't compare with my waifus anyway
Angel Cruz
>She keeps sending me messages
>"weird"
I know this place is full of virgins but come on.
Dylan Johnson
INSPECT ME OFFICER
Alexander Wilson
INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENCAP
Zachary Stewart
its okay man
Ryan Williams
>gf
fuck outa here breeder
Adam Ward
Hey user be honest. If I somehow became an XX-chromosome biological girl, would you have sex with me?
Nicholas Rivera
What's worse, casually namedropping her boyfriend in the middle of a conversation with you, or randomly bringing up the fact that she has a boyfriend with someone else near you, but purposefully loud enough so that you can hear? Because having experienced both, I'm still not sure.
Samuel Myers
How tight is your boipussy? Do you own a strapon?
David Turner
bun
Landon Wright
probably yeah
shame it's impossible tho, huh?
Daniel Anderson
Trust me I've been denser.
Matthew Russell
Are you fat?
Noah Price
life imitates shit posts
Camden Miller
sure
Josiah Hill
Actually it's interesting because eventually we will reach a level of surgery where people will be able to truly turn into the opposite sex, right? What if I met a lovely pretty girl but then found out it used to be a dude? Maybe science has gone too far
Wyatt Morales
Carter Fisher
>HEY FAGGOT I KNOW VIDYA IS FUN BUT CONSIDER SHITPOSTING GUARANTEED REPLY THREADS ON Sup Forums INSTEAD
Jayden Rogers
Women are evil lmao
Parker Reyes
>waifus
Neck yourself you stupid faggot you don't know what a waifu is.
Ayden Sullivan
>guaranteed replies
i guarantee half the replies are the OP using his mobile phones
Justin Gonzalez
Quality
Robert Lewis
Right in the feels man, this aint right. It ain't right...
Jack Lopez
No
Isaiah Bell
Her sending you messages doesn't necessarily mean anything.
>hurr but yeah it does
I had a girl who would message me frequently, sometimes to chat, sometimes to share something funny she saw or experienced, sometimes to send a selfie of herself looking cute, usually in pajamas sitting in bed with something like "lol im tired" or something like that, and I can tell you for an absolute fucking fact it didn't mean anything.
>hurr but yeah it did
I know with certainty it didn't, because I'm this guy.
Austin Adams
Very tight. No.
How can you tell so certainly?
When I ask people to estimate my weight, they are always off by 20 kg. Which means there are 20 kg in my body that people can't see...
Hunter James
His mobile phones. "Phones" plural?
Andrew Fisher
Umm, no sweetie, I was actualy this guy
Dominic Garcia
>tfw this exact scenario has happened to me multiple times
>tfw still haven't gave up hope
d-does that make me strong ?
Aaron Williams
NICE CAR, FAGGOT.
Nolan Jackson
>"whatd you say you little shit?!"
>they hop out
>be you
>take multiple fists and boots to nose
Justin Lee
Yeah, hit the gym too, hoes love that shit
Christopher Perez
>Which means there are 20 kg in my body that people can't see...
No, it means people are lowballing you to be nice. I'm a fat, ugly piece of shit, but if I was to refer to myself as being fat, I will always get a "shut up, no you're not!" in that really disingenuous voice that makes you wonder why anyone would bother lying.
Logan Jones
And you know why you didn't get any pussy?
Because you were a pussy yourself, she was giving hints and you were too stupid to take the opportunity.
You have nobody to blame but yourself for being a dumbass.
Jose Moore
t. woman
Jaxson Powell
ok?
Joseph Hernandez
is this (you) ?