HEY FAGGOT I KNOW VIDYA IS FUN BUT CONSIDER BEING A BIT MORE OUTGOING AND GETTING A GF
HEY FAGGOT I KNOW VIDYA IS FUN BUT CONSIDER BEING A BIT MORE OUTGOING AND GETTING A GF
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Why?
hmm. nah. you fucked up op.
THANKS FOR THE ADVICE CARPOOL BROS
you sure showed that 1 heterosexual dude on Sup Forums what's what
*gets in the car* Hello
T-Thanks Chad.
I'm seeing a childhood friend this Saturday she might be clingy wish me luck
but I'm gay
FUCK YOU, driving bullies
I hope your get her pregnant and she traps you in an empty domestic hell of a relationship for the sake of raising your accidental child.
My gf is sleeping behind me while I play games on my PC
How about I report you to the Fair Play Alliance since you called me a faggot?
remember to dust off the gf once in a while
That's a really long sentence to yell out of a speeding car.
>phoneposters
>has a GF
>AND a gaming PC
timestamped pics or she ain't real.
codeword is Algonquin.
maybe if i lie about having a gf on Sup Forums i will feel better about myself and my collection of dragon dildos
He's stuck in traffic
I wouldn't call one a collection
I flipped this image because the gentlemen in the car were hanging out the right side, so the man should be facing with traffic instead of against it in order to shout at the vehicle that drove past him.
i would if i could
How can anyone afford to buy these? Their prices are obscene.
i'd rather be a hammer than a nail...
HOKY FUCK GOTEM
Anime will always be there for us even if no gf
I hope you get her pregnant and have a happy family with her.
Actually, this makes more sense because the right side is immediately closer to the pedestrian
im a gamer gurl i would never date a Sup Forumstard i want a real man with a 9 inch dick
I woke her up looking for a pen and now she's in the bathroom
I hope you show up with the expectation of a romantic connection, and she casually namedrops her boyfriend in the middle of conversation to get you to stop sitting so close to her, and you realize you've spent the last several years foolishly clinging onto to the hope that you'll be with her, because worse than her having gotten over you, you never actually had a shot to begin with, and now you have no glimmer of hope to foolishly cling on to; no idealized, romanticized version of a person you convinced yourself could make you happy if only you had taken the chance, and it dawns on you that she could never be interested in you. Nobody ever would. And it's a long, slow trek towards dying along, so you may as well start marching.
can someone photoshop this to be the hunter spitter and femboomer from l4d2? I'm really seeing it but don't have the time nor skills.
putting a dress on does not make you a girl
how many times do we have to tell you this
But I'm gay, wanna go out?
Does the insult count if I've never had a girlfriend but I'm a lesbian girl?
>this whole post
Who hurt you user?
but I want a bf
are you okay?
LONDON
(ontario)
Yes, my boyfriend broke up with me :(
poor user lmao
I'm so sorry to hear that, how are you holding?
attempted copypasta creation
Of course it still counts. I'm a Nigerian Prince who got scammed out of my crown jewels, and that insult still hurt me.
Incidentally, if you can send me some money into an escrow so I can recover my valuables, I'd appreciate it.
Your mom is missing your minivan fag.
I'd rather be holding something else right now ;)
that's pretty savage albeit uncalled for
buy a computer
I'm holding on user
Stop pretending to be me you little shit
Put me in the screenshot
Oh murr
kek
Not even savage or insulting just very projective
sure?
Just because it hits a bit too close to home it doesn't mean you can shrug it off with "p-projecting!!!!!!!".
If she's not batshit maybe. She keeps sending me messages which is really weird.
>and she casually namedrops her boyfriend in the middle of conversation
Excuse me, who the fuck are you and why are you pretending to be me?
>Could get a gf going by my previous track record with women hitting on me
>Just can't bare to open up and be vulnerable again
>Real women can't compare with my waifus anyway
>She keeps sending me messages
>"weird"
I know this place is full of virgins but come on.
INSPECT ME OFFICER
INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENCAP
its okay man
>gf
fuck outa here breeder
Hey user be honest. If I somehow became an XX-chromosome biological girl, would you have sex with me?
What's worse, casually namedropping her boyfriend in the middle of a conversation with you, or randomly bringing up the fact that she has a boyfriend with someone else near you, but purposefully loud enough so that you can hear? Because having experienced both, I'm still not sure.
How tight is your boipussy? Do you own a strapon?
bun
probably yeah
shame it's impossible tho, huh?
Trust me I've been denser.
Are you fat?
life imitates shit posts
sure
Actually it's interesting because eventually we will reach a level of surgery where people will be able to truly turn into the opposite sex, right? What if I met a lovely pretty girl but then found out it used to be a dude? Maybe science has gone too far
>HEY FAGGOT I KNOW VIDYA IS FUN BUT CONSIDER SHITPOSTING GUARANTEED REPLY THREADS ON Sup Forums INSTEAD
Women are evil lmao
>waifus
Neck yourself you stupid faggot you don't know what a waifu is.
>guaranteed replies
i guarantee half the replies are the OP using his mobile phones
Quality
Right in the feels man, this aint right. It ain't right...
No
Her sending you messages doesn't necessarily mean anything.
>hurr but yeah it does
I had a girl who would message me frequently, sometimes to chat, sometimes to share something funny she saw or experienced, sometimes to send a selfie of herself looking cute, usually in pajamas sitting in bed with something like "lol im tired" or something like that, and I can tell you for an absolute fucking fact it didn't mean anything.
>hurr but yeah it did
I know with certainty it didn't, because I'm this guy.
Very tight. No.
How can you tell so certainly?
When I ask people to estimate my weight, they are always off by 20 kg. Which means there are 20 kg in my body that people can't see...
His mobile phones. "Phones" plural?
Umm, no sweetie, I was actualy this guy
>tfw this exact scenario has happened to me multiple times
>tfw still haven't gave up hope
d-does that make me strong ?
NICE CAR, FAGGOT.
>"whatd you say you little shit?!"
>they hop out
>be you
>take multiple fists and boots to nose
Yeah, hit the gym too, hoes love that shit
>Which means there are 20 kg in my body that people can't see...
No, it means people are lowballing you to be nice. I'm a fat, ugly piece of shit, but if I was to refer to myself as being fat, I will always get a "shut up, no you're not!" in that really disingenuous voice that makes you wonder why anyone would bother lying.
And you know why you didn't get any pussy?
Because you were a pussy yourself, she was giving hints and you were too stupid to take the opportunity.
You have nobody to blame but yourself for being a dumbass.
t. woman
ok?
is this (you) ?