Why do so few games have interesting and unique settings?

Why do so few games have interesting and unique settings?

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My sides
These theories keep getting better

>the earth is flat
>no wait actually the planet is round but the earth is still flat
incredible

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Why would they cover all thisup though? To sell ice?

It doesn't influence the gameplay.

Existence would be so much cooler if the earth was infitely long and wide
Think of all the cool shit we could find in the ever expanding frontier

So Global Warming would be as wrong as possible.

Global warming still exists but it's a deliberate scheme to melt the ice ball so we can all be free.

the flat earth theory was originally a thought experiment, to see if you could convince a researcher that the earth was round using evidence you'd gathered yourself, not through what other people had told you
retards of course couldn't grasp this and so the flat earth theory gained popular support

Would you live on the frontier, in the old hyper developed earth center, or boring midway point.

I mean, space kind of is.
It also depends on how entropy works, in that alternate reality. Either heat death occurs way faster or conservation of energy is different and the world sustains itself infinitely.

of course it does

Lemme guess there are nazi / lizard people bases out on the ice?

If I ever make a fantasy game I'm going to rip off so many conspiracy nuts. Spirit Science is another good source of fantastical bullshit. Best thing is they can't even say I stole from them since they claim their just telling history.

Sup Forums FUCK OFF

the nazis hiding out in antarctica meme far outdates Sup Forums

None of that shit is actually meant to be taken seriously.

It's like The Weekly World News. It's just a joke.

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>(possibly hollow)

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nigga that shit isn't meant to be taken seriously

just how many government lists would one be put on if he googled this stuff?

half of it was made up for the pic

try reading through it, one of them is "The Simpsons is real footage"

If you keep posting it enough, it will eventually attract the true retards that actually do believe it's real.

I like how the sun is just a tiny fireball magically floating there

Reminder that the calculations done by using trigonometry for a ball with official data doesn't add up and in reality you can go to the seaside in some places and observe that the curvature is nowhere near the calculated one.

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wouldn't we all drown, instead of being 'free'?

real RADIATION footage

that's the only way to true freedom

WHY WOULD THERE BE AN ICE CAP AT THE CENTER OF THE HOLE IN THE ICE, THE AREA ARGUABLE RECEIVING THE MOST HEAT?

>empty internet
its such a terrifying concept. something about the name invokes a powerful image

That's a /x/ post. A Sup Forums post would have more cuckoldry and orange goblins.

>CHIM

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Or you can just look at photos taken from space.

But Kubrick was killed for Eyes Wide Shut.

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Our sun goes in a circle around our pond.

>Implying humans ever managed to leave the earth

>photos taken from space.

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Shit, that's a pretty good idea for a fantasy setting.

>the ocean at night

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the north pole isn't real
santa =
segment (of)
artificial
northern
tessellated
arctic

>trying to be scientific
>miles
>nitpicking observations against calculations when literally everyone knows the earth isn't a perfect sphere and actually bulges out significantly at the equator

sounds like a vaporwave album

The earth is not a perfect sphere

>Yeti in San Andreas

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Or maybe, you just fucked it up, because you're retarded.

>runescape in new york

All I want in life is a game about a grand adventure and vast journey across the ice world solving esoteric conspiracy theory mysteries in an exploration/action third person shooter but also an RPG, culminating in the discovery of a virgin "world-pond" at the end of your gruelling journey across the ice.

>Mormon Bigfoot

I'm a 100% convinced that most 'flat earthers' are just massive trolls, and there are just a few poor, genuinely retarded, fools along for the ride.

>no vidya setting based on the Bible

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>being ameritard

Someone should replace all the fake ones with real ones. Surely we can find enough conspiracy theories to fill the entire thing without having to make up shit.

>That Guy in high school, mostly known for fucking his matress
>Goes to College
>Joins a Frat
>Drops out of College to pursue a career in Rap
>Goes back to College after failing Rap career
>Gets GF, SUPER RELIGIOUS
>Marries her, becomes SUPER RELIGIOUS
>Insists the Earth is Flat, invokes religious fervor if you say anything otherwise

>pancreas denial

>Tommy Wiseau=D.B Cooper
>Bugs Bunny=Native American Spirit
>JFK killed himself

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most of /x/ is literally just made up stories

it's just "creepypasta: the board"

you retards are the only ones who think they're being serious

>9/11 was an accident
Holy shit why did this get me

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That actually quite creative
I like this joke theory

imagine a phoenix wright trial where you have to prove that it was all just a huge coincidence where 4 planes crashed independently of each other

>organic black helicopters
I want this

I was more imagining the standard shadow room of spoopy silhouettes, and one of them slamming his hands down and going "GUYS WE FUCKED UP"

Earth is not a perfect sphere, user

Imagine if it was, goverment getting so much power over people because some arabs werent paying attention in the piloting school.

>Arabic pilots are getting their licenses twice as fast with this one trick, and basically you're fucking stupid - CLICK HERE TO FOUND OUT HOW!!!
Holy shit, it makes so much sense. I can already see it.

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Ouchie

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>believing the earth is flat and not a 4D klein bottle shape
>actually falling for NASA's reverse psychology for making you believe the moon exists by making you question whether or not they have landed on it
>implying the 9/11 towers actually even existed in the first place
>not even realizing the hobos of America are resource gatherers from an alternate dimension infiltrating our world to manipulate our economy into oblivion so they can take over our planet

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>actually falling for NASA's reverse psychology for making you believe the moon exists by making you question whether or not they have landed on it
This one actually sounds like a real conspiracy theory

>not even realizing the hobos of America are resource gatherers from an alternate dimension infiltrating our world to manipulate our economy into oblivion so they can take over our planet

David Cage pls go

It's not a perfect sphere you retarded fuck. How did your parents manage to fuck up this horribly? Society failed you.

>Lottery exists to catch time travelers
That's a good one.

>the 9/11 towers actually even existed in the first place
What if it does and does not? Towers that continually phase in and out of existence in order to funnel resources and energy from this planet to another world?
What if it got destroyed in order to deny its creators their resources?

>possibly hollow
I like how there's room for an expansion

Where does the sun go at night?

So Half-Life 2 ending is based on a real story?

>Not knowing the that the earth is a torus
I didn't realize we were talking about distraction "conspiracies". You gotta dig past the fake ones the gov spread to distract from the REAL ones.

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>wrestling is fake

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how can the earth be real if mirrors aren't real?

>implying the 9/11 towers actually even existed in the first place
You know, in a few decades this might actually become a real conspiracy theory. A lot of people will be in their middle age who were born post-9/11.

mirrors ARE real though
the things in them are not, despite what my doppelganger keeps telling me every time I go brush my teeth

My doppelganger is a cute anime girl

but how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?

>No "Hunt Down the Freeman is Half-Life 3"
Wasted effort desu

>grey goo
Is that the scientific belief that quarks or something like that could at any moment without warning flip polarity and turn all matter in the universe to grey goo, destroying the universe?

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It's older than HDTF.

Self-replicating nanomachines go nuts and eat everything to make more nanomachines

That one is golden.

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It's from X-Files, which just confirms that the image is supposed to be a joke.

How do they explain the sun disappearing at night?

it's just a big eye, it closes when its owner goes to sleep at night

>No heaven, only hell

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>Everyone who uses time travel in Majora's Mask to win the lottery is already on a list as a potential time traveler threat

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Because a game is not a fucking book. I'm more interested why so few games have interesting and unique gameplay.

>sky is hologram
Neato.

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Fuck I wish this actually happened at some point in the game

>watch conspiracy theory
>always uses the x-files theme as a dramatic sting
makes me laugh every time

That's like few dozen miles. If you honestly think you can see that with your naked yet you're solely mistaken, its like looking at a meter wide ball bulge out few millimeters near the equator. Good luck spotting that

I want From to do a cyberpunk soulsborne style game where that happens at one point. It's the whole reason I have this webm saved in the first place.

>concrete enema
holy fuck

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