Talking to a coworker I really like

>Talking to a coworker I really like
>she's kind of nerdy
>"so what kind of games do you like?"
>"Well, I really liked skyrim"

every time

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That's why i'm still a virgin, no girls play obscure hardcore games like me. I can't have sex with a pleb who plays normie shit like that.

>Not knowing she is keeping her obscure tastes a secret because she thinks you might be a pleb
You fucked up user

Everyone know you test the water first by saying skyrim or dark souls.

>do you like skyrim user
>no I liked morrowind better
>morowhat?
>it's the previous elder scrolls game
>wait there's more?
>yeah...
>proceeds to avoid me and all conversation with me after

who cares smash and pass

In fact, bringing up this topic jokingly is a great way to break the ice and get to know her better.

Well its a start, you could show her some cool shit later.

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All women are whores and deserve to be beaten. You don't need them user, just let them be mindless cattle like they have always been throughout history.

Now you know how I feel when talking to you casuals.

>What's your favorite shmup user?
>Ikaruga

Hello? The japanese version of Nemesis III? Fucking fags.

Prepare to be a virgin forever then because the overwhelming majority of women only play normie shit.

>do you like skyrim user?
>aaah my knee, an arrow hit it
>tee hee
>yes I like skyrim, looking forward to skyrim 2
>it would totes be an awesome game
>proceeds to avoid me and all conversation with me after

>tfw no girl that plays Devil Daggers or Tormentor X Punisher

This seems a tad bit too familiar

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>it's only been 4 weeks

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Well what the fuck would you say if you were in that position?
You're mingling with normal fucking people, you feed them surface level shit first and then get to know their more specific tastes later down the line.

No wonder you're a loser, user.

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Damned if you do, damned if you don't. These days I just avoid people in general. It's not worth trying anymore, I'm fine being alone for the rest of my life.

>he doesn't like Skyrim

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>tfw you got your girlfriend into NieR, MGS, and SMT

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>when you're so autistic that you can't have small talk about an average game

>oh cool! you like skyrim? Hey, are you going to watch E3 this year?
>huh? whats E3?
>its a event they have once a year where everyone shows new games
>sounds stupid
>oh ok
>stop talking to me

This one still makes me mad. what the fuck was her problem?

>"I love skyrim how about you user?"
>Absolutely love it. You should see some of the mods I installed.
>"Mods? What's that?"
>It's like DLC made by random dudes on the internet but free.
>"Wow tell me more"
>Well.. this one mod turns my female character into a big titted muscle head goddess with a huge stiff dong.
>"Haha that's so funny, mind if I come over to your house and see them?"
>Not at all...

GG EZ

>girl keeps asking me out for drinks
>tell her im gay, doesnt stop asking
>get annoyed one day, unleash powerlevel
>she goes from smug grin to horrified and white
>male co-worker hears my sperg asks me out, say yes
>small dick but hard worker

Everything went better than expected

LARPing as someone who enjoys video games without doing any research on the subject

>Haha that's cool, I like Skyrim too
>What else do you like?
It's not that hard user

But I don't like Skyrim and I'm not lying to form a relationship built on being fake.

Never talk to a girl with vidya in mind.
Almost all women are part of society, clinging to it to feel safe. Think of it as an instinctual behavior. Safety is important for them.
Anything that differs from that safety even though it's harmless will result to a repelling behavior.
Who even needs gfs when you have friends who you're hanging out with?
Sex isn't even worth the effort.

Never did experience being interested in a coworker.
Must be inconvenient.

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Well at least it's better than when your coworkers knows only about GTA and CoD.

>skyrim? I don't play it myself, is there anything else you like?

>tfw at uni I asked a cute girl this and she said she was into Pikmin
I wanted to marry her on the spot. Shame I'm an ugly piece of shit nobody would ever be attracted to.

Beggars can't be choosers, loser.

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t.nerdy girl

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>Girl mentions some obscure RPGs she is into
>Start to wonder who really is the casual here

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>yeah, i like it moded
Then give her normie mods. This can allow you to explain what they do and how to install. Thats it, i gave you at least 1 hour of conversation, you dense fuck.

Yeah and that usually ends in failure.

>Girl into Endless Legend, Pillars of Eternity, and JRPGs
>Talking about the good ol days of yesteryear with Shadow of the Colossus, .hack, and Jak and Daxter
>Has boyfriend of 4 years
>Who doesn't even play vidya

Every fucking time

Sleep tight, Aniki

Well just invite her to your dwemer dungeon and show her your dwemer prong.

I know that feel all too well, but I still keep searching.

>tfw you find girl with similar taste in vidya
>find out she's a massive whore

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>"so what kind of games do you like?"
>"none"
>"tehehe you're so mature and sexy, maybe we should fuck some time"
>"sure, bab"

>girl into all the same kinds of games you are
>regularly play multiplayer games together
>enjoy talking about older games and even playing tabletop games
>be going out with her
>feel like you don't deserve her or anybody else
Haha

>find out she's a massive whore

yup

She likely feels the same way about you user. Chin up man.

>can't even make her realize how much she's worth and deserves better
That just makes it worse.

You need to introduce her to visual novels. What was the one that had a german name and you fuck a demon?

>>she's kind of nerdy
Her words?

>as girl what king of games she likes
>"i love [insert flavor of the month multiplayer game here]"

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LOL!

>talking to a cute girl at my job
>i think she likes me
>what kind of games to you like
>i like all the paradox games
>cums in my pants
>she think i'm a weirdo now and told all my coworkers
>starts fucking another guy at work who doesn't even like strategy.. he's one of those tekkenfags
fuckng sucks...

>ask girl what king of games she likes
"I love WoW!"
>never talk to her again

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You fucking idiot. Women are children, you're supposed to teach and lead them. She likes Skyrim? Okay fine, build her up from there. You could have built yourself a gf that plays vidya but you fucked up. Have fun fapping alone.

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>WELL skyrim is so casual and bad because I played morrowind and daggerfall, and have you played Gothic? No? That's OK it's just eurojank anyways, do you collect anime statues well because I have 25 sitting on my desk at home "lol".

>small chat with a stranger
>they suddenly ask what music I like
>I listen to a million things
>any genre's fine with me
>recently I've been listening to vaporwave and its various offshoots
>lofi chill hop would be a point of discussion as it's not too weird or hipstery
>"Well, I really liked Blink 182"
>Where the fuck did that come from, brain?
>they push me for my favorite song
>haven't listened to them in years, can't even remember any songs besides...
>"Um, Adams Song I guess"
>they ask why I like that song
>"I just like the guitar riff"

0/10 would not discuss music in therapy again

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>stranger girl talks to me about how she plays video games all the time and is a hardcore player
>she says we should play together sometime
>ask what games she plays
>Zelda, Skyrim (their favourite), Mario, League of legends, CSGO
>block said stranger
How many red flags can these people raise? They have the taste of a 12 year old living in 2012, at the age of 20+. Worrying behaviour

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>Talking to my coworker that is kind of a big bro for me
>Get to talk to him about vidyas
>He believes all games nowadays are online

What to do, Sup Forums?

>what game do you play user?
>crusader kings

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Why bother talking to women when you could just pay one to suck you dry?

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They kinda are, not completely but a majority of popular games these days are mostly online

my ex used to love oblivion, skyrim, animal crossing, harvest moon, tropico 3, don't starve, minecraft and banished. Kinda pleb but seemed pretty decent to me. Tried to get her to play monster hunter with me but she couldnt hack it

>she's a massive whore
>meanwhile ur an incel dork posting about it on Sup Forums
who's winning here?

You're right, you can't get laid because she plays Skyrim. Not because you look like a shitty slimfat nerd.

WAKE UP ANIKI!

>enjoy spending time with this one girl who's pretty fun to be around with despite being in the cesspool that's my old college
>turns out she's into video games and finds out I'm a dweeb that's into video games as well
>won't ever shut up about US GAMERS HUH
>constantly putting shit on social networks about US GAMERS HUH
>find out she only plays League of Legends and free MMOs
>lose all interest immediatly

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>talking about videogames to girls
how does one become this oblivious to social standards

if you're too beta to let someone enjoy normie games, then you're too beta to even fuck her anyway, so nothing of value is lost

Just creampie her then done call her back. EZPZ

But that's the correct answer when having a conversation about videogames with normies.

this is the most normal post ive ever seen please leave

Is it user?

>cute, nice coworker
>massively nerdy
>for the bible

Destroy this planet

She's long gone, I deleted all my social networks once I was done with college my classmates refused to use anything asides from facebook to do group projects and she stopped logging in on steam because she'd only ever use it to play shitty MMOs with me but I couldn't be assed to waste my time playing those shit games just so I could have that ass sitting on my face.

>r9k's manifestation of what a Chad is tries to hit on her
>he mentions shit like going to the gym and so forth
>she asks him if he plays any vidya and he says he's not really into video games
>mfw she calls him boring
This whole event was a lot funnier before I found out she literally only plays LoL though.

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WOW GUYS listen to me:

I DONT LIKE SKYRIM

WOW RIGHT IM SO COOL AND AWESOME AND HARDCORE LIKE U GUYS RIGHT

lets make a whole thread where we say how we don't like skyrim and congratulate each other for it

My penis has a really bad condition and doesnt work. I haven't bothered going to a doctor because I don't care enough.

She might not be a roastie. Go for it, faggot.

Watching E3 is pretty autistic, just check the highlights after.

skyrim is truly the capeshit of gaming, i find anyone who considers himself an "rpg fan" and plays this trash laughable.

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Homosexuality isn't a penis disease user.

i am

Not him, but how are you not getting the joke?

it's so difficult to tell the difference between actual and ironic virtue signaling.

I can top this:

I've not even played it. Oblivion bored me throughout except for the thieves guild mission so I never bothered. Don't tell Todd.

Yeah, girls are normies. Even the weird ones. The thing is, it doesn't even matter what games she plays. If it's multiplayer and you want her to play with you, she probably will. And if it's single player, who cares? What difference does it make?

if i met a girl (or boy) that even knew what ikaruga is i would love them forever. nemesis iii is garbage compared to gradius v, you need to be put in jail