How do you fight a dragon?
How do you fight a dragon?
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I romance them.
is the dragon retarded? Just poke him in the dick with your sword
If he isn't, then he's just going to fly around napalming the shit out of your party until all that's left is ahes
Stay out of its front (breath attacks)
Stay away from its tail
DPS and heals should stay spread to its sides
Tanks swap when the debuff drops
Kill adds when they pop up
Save lust for the last 20%
With infinite arrows and circlestrafing.
What kind of dragon we talking about?
A Mr spike, the
Imma fuck that jelly bean
Fuck their slits.
Metallic, chromatic, astral, undead, dracolich, fairy, miasmic, cosmic, and crystalline are all options.
SCALE THEM AND STRIKE FROM ABOVE
with my doujutsu of course
That's a sexy dragon tbqhwy
not befriending and using the dragon to help you fight even stronger monsters
When tank dies 5 seconds into the boss fight
see Whatever way you want, be with a ranger/bard skill, a little ball or if I am forced to negotiate gimmie a pet dragon. I'll take a Wyvern too.
Track it to its lair and block the entrance somehow.
Then sneak attack or summon to soften it up.
Once you roll to overcome the Dragon Fear you use cover or spells to dodge/block the breath weapon and nuke it as fast as possible.
Ultima Online dragons were shit unless you tamed them and let them loose in Buc's Den.
"taming" a being more intelligent than you
It's not gay if you tame it with your dick
talk down evil dragon
she goes to her human form
redhead evil girl that is loyal only to your dick
Absolute worst taste in this thread.
still bends to the will of a 'lesser' being
Seems like you might be fucking wrong.
get away from me
My brain can't into this perspective and scale
I have never heard of a fairy dragon.
The only correct answer.
hit it until it dies
What is it about this image that makes me think pony?
I don't fight dragons.
Why is the lady on the bottom right so happy?
Naked hunk lizards are raiding her house, why wouldn't she be happy?
With a lot of patience
You swordfight him
Little dragons, sometimes with butterfly like wings. They're usually mischievous or playful but not evil or greedy or anything typical to more normal dragons.
Realistically, how would a bunch of medieval people even fight a hill-sized, flying, fire-breathing lizard? Would arrows even pierce it's scales?
With one of these.
Hit it with a flash pod every time it leaves the ground.
Lots of people with spears and some sort of magical protection against it's breath weapons.
Has there ever been a Dragonlance video game?
Or you can also freeze them.
Hawkeye Gough is an expert on that. Why not try asking him?
Re-introducing ballista would be the most reasonable solution, I also imagine muskets would do the job too.
Yeah, those old Gold Box engine games
Notice the computer behind her? She's a player, not an NPC.
can someone give me a quick rundown on these guys ?
haha he did the meme
If they aren't inherently hostile and are willing to have a dialog, then this , otherwise, this , with two sorc pawns backing you up.
Threaten to kill it’s babies
How do you fight this dragon?
1. A flying boat
2. A half-Elf
3. A bow
make sure to let your warrior get killed
Like a dalamadur
ask for a spooning if its male
fuck it if its female
That's just one of those fights where you run head first into with no plan other than "kill it"
Magic doesn't work on dragons right? That female sorcerer would be better off making it a sandwich.
Don't get hit
Exploit a weakness
In Might and Magic 6? Buff yourself to skies with Light magic and then spam archery.
Drop a celestial body on it or something. Anything you could do to stop something that big is going to fuck up everything in the surrounding area more than it would naturally.
You run run away from it for a while dodging his attacks while making your way through the ruins of the castle. Then you shoot a ballista at it, just to annoy it. When it rams the tower launching you into the air, you grab onto its tail. Then you crawl towards its head trying to to fall as it tries to shake you off. When you're above his heart you try to stab it from the back. The dragon takes little damage, and plunges into a crater carrying you along to make an explosive landing. Then you just spam meteor shower at it until it dies.
You don't. You just wait for it to get crushed under the weight of its own body and then lie and say you killed it.
4. Lots of birds
hide a dagger somewhere on your body
get eaten by dragon
sit inside and jerk off for a few minutes
when you start feeling dizzy, slice the fucker open
That's basically what marriage is, from the woman's perspective.
do research on its species
map out its lair
get equipment that is resistant to its breath weapon or at least some protection spells
gather party that has experience slaying dragons
prepare counter spells for its magic
kill minions, if any
rest and regroup, preferably hidden by magic
set magical traps outside lair
lure it out, fighting on its home turf is a bad idea
keep healer safe
keep archers/casters spread out
have big stupid fighter climb or annoy it
have thief/assassin sneak attack from distance
hope it runs out of hp before tpk
trap it in a magic quagmire
In CRPGs? Buff right under his nose for 2 minutes, summon elementals and fuck his shit up? dumb lizard don't mind it.
Is souls? Poke him into the pinky finger until he have heart attack.
In skyrim? Apparently a few arrows are more than enough.
In dwarf fortress?
what is perspective? the image
no nexus dragon
On the ground
Aim for soft spots, armpits, neck or back of the head.
In the air
Try to cripple the wings to it'll hurt itself in the fall
How can human bois ever compete?
by cleaning your room buckaroo
With a friendly dragon
From the back of another dragon
Magic and shit
Poetry and flattery
Wait for it to stomp you with its talons :3c
In dwarf fortress?
Who would win?
A massive fire breathing lizard that can topple stone construction without much effort and tear a elephant in two with but one swipe of it's claws
A +wooden cage trap+