How do you fight a dragon?

Bentley Foster
Bentley Foster

How do you fight a dragon?

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Cameron King
Cameron King

I don't.

I romance them.

Owen Garcia
Owen Garcia

Depends
is the dragon retarded? Just poke him in the dick with your sword
If he isn't, then he's just going to fly around napalming the shit out of your party until all that's left is ahes

Jayden Wood
Jayden Wood

Stay out of its front (breath attacks)
Stay away from its tail
DPS and heals should stay spread to its sides
Tanks swap when the debuff drops
Kill adds when they pop up
Save lust for the last 20%

Carter Watson
Carter Watson

With infinite arrows and circlestrafing.

Josiah Cook
Josiah Cook

What kind of dragon we talking about?

Bentley Gomez
Bentley Gomez

A Mr spike, the

Jackson Gutierrez
Jackson Gutierrez

fighting dragons

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Isaac Collins
Isaac Collins

Imma fuck that jelly bean

Eli Hill
Eli Hill

Fuck their slits.

Christian Gutierrez
Christian Gutierrez

this

James Mitchell
James Mitchell

Listen, fucker.

Metallic, chromatic, astral, undead, dracolich, fairy, miasmic, cosmic, and crystalline are all options.

Nicholas Morris
Nicholas Morris

You SCALE THEM AND STRIKE FROM ABOVE

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Luis Harris
Luis Harris

with my doujutsu of course

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Asher Rodriguez
Asher Rodriguez

That's a sexy dragon tbqhwy

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Jayden Williams
Jayden Williams

Very carefully

Leo Kelly
Leo Kelly

not befriending and using the dragon to help you fight even stronger monsters

David Myers
David Myers

When tank dies 5 seconds into the boss fight

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Kevin Watson
Kevin Watson

see Whatever way you want, be with a ranger/bard skill, a little ball or if I am forced to negotiate gimmie a pet dragon. I'll take a Wyvern too.

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Nathaniel Myers
Nathaniel Myers

Track it to its lair and block the entrance somehow.
Then sneak attack or summon to soften it up.
Once you roll to overcome the Dragon Fear you use cover or spells to dodge/block the breath weapon and nuke it as fast as possible.

Gabriel Collins
Gabriel Collins

Ultima Online dragons were shit unless you tamed them and let them loose in Buc's Den.

Adrian Stewart
Adrian Stewart

"taming" a being more intelligent than you
Gay

Kevin Ross
Kevin Ross

It's not gay if you tame it with your dick

Ayden Rogers
Ayden Rogers

talk down evil dragon
she goes to her human form
redhead evil girl that is loyal only to your dick

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Aiden Clark
Aiden Clark

that armour

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Samuel Wright
Samuel Wright

human form
Absolute worst taste in this thread.

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Jordan Rivera
Jordan Rivera

more intelligent
still bends to the will of a 'lesser' being
Seems like you might be fucking wrong.

Tyler James
Tyler James

ponylike artsyle
scaly
get away from me

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Owen Harris
Owen Harris

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Wyatt Edwards
Wyatt Edwards

My brain can't into this perspective and scale

Andrew Stewart
Andrew Stewart

I have never heard of a fairy dragon.

Nolan Hernandez
Nolan Hernandez

The only correct answer.

Gabriel Wilson
Gabriel Wilson

hit it until it dies

Xavier Morris
Xavier Morris

What is it about this image that makes me think pony?

Alexander Ross
Alexander Ross

I don't fight dragons.

I fuck dragons.

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Andrew Sullivan
Andrew Sullivan

Why is the lady on the bottom right so happy?

Dominic Moore
Dominic Moore

Naked hunk lizards are raiding her house, why wouldn't she be happy?

Oliver Perry
Oliver Perry

With a lot of patience

Anthony Jackson
Anthony Jackson

You swordfight him penis style

Owen Roberts
Owen Roberts

Little dragons, sometimes with butterfly like wings. They're usually mischievous or playful but not evil or greedy or anything typical to more normal dragons.

Cooper Gonzalez
Cooper Gonzalez

Realistically, how would a bunch of medieval people even fight a hill-sized, flying, fire-breathing lizard? Would arrows even pierce it's scales?

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Connor Reyes
Connor Reyes

With one of these.

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Connor Miller
Connor Miller

With fairies

Asher Gomez
Asher Gomez

Hit it with a flash pod every time it leaves the ground.

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Parker Price
Parker Price

Lots of people with spears and some sort of magical protection against it's breath weapons.

Tyler Torres
Tyler Torres

Has there ever been a Dragonlance video game?

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Luis Reed
Luis Reed

Or you can also freeze them.

Daniel Sanders
Daniel Sanders

Hawkeye Gough is an expert on that. Why not try asking him?

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Caleb Wilson
Caleb Wilson

Re-introducing ballista would be the most reasonable solution, I also imagine muskets would do the job too.

Andrew Garcia
Andrew Garcia

Ballistae.

Brody Walker
Brody Walker

Yeah, those old Gold Box engine games

Dominic Miller
Dominic Miller

Notice the computer behind her? She's a player, not an NPC.

Nicholas Moore
Nicholas Moore

can someone give me a quick rundown on these guys ?

Julian Morgan
Julian Morgan

haha he did the meme

Ayden Phillips
Ayden Phillips

Cosmic
Crystalline
Contextualize!

Jose Martin
Jose Martin

If they aren't inherently hostile and are willing to have a dialog, then this , otherwise, this , with two sorc pawns backing you up.

Kevin Ramirez
Kevin Ramirez

Threaten to kill it’s babies

David Bennett
David Bennett

How do you fight this dragon?

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Cameron Wood
Cameron Wood

You don't

Jack Clark
Jack Clark

1. A flying boat
2. A half-Elf
3. A bow

Justin Reed
Justin Reed

make sure to let your warrior get killed

Chase Parker
Chase Parker

Like a dalamadur

Andrew Lewis
Andrew Lewis

ask for a spooning if its male
fuck it if its female

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Camden Cruz
Camden Cruz

That's just one of those fights where you run head first into with no plan other than "kill it"

Asher Martinez
Asher Martinez

Magic doesn't work on dragons right? That female sorcerer would be better off making it a sandwich.

Carson Morgan
Carson Morgan

What game?

Camden Gutierrez
Camden Gutierrez

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Elijah Ortiz
Elijah Ortiz

Don't get hit
Exploit a weakness

Isaiah Sanders
Isaiah Sanders

In Might and Magic 6? Buff yourself to skies with Light magic and then spam archery.

Liam Gutierrez
Liam Gutierrez

Henlo

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Colton Parker
Colton Parker

Drop a celestial body on it or something. Anything you could do to stop something that big is going to fuck up everything in the surrounding area more than it would naturally.

Andrew Moore
Andrew Moore

You run run away from it for a while dodging his attacks while making your way through the ruins of the castle. Then you shoot a ballista at it, just to annoy it. When it rams the tower launching you into the air, you grab onto its tail. Then you crawl towards its head trying to to fall as it tries to shake you off. When you're above his heart you try to stab it from the back. The dragon takes little damage, and plunges into a crater carrying you along to make an explosive landing. Then you just spam meteor shower at it until it dies.

Dylan Fisher
Dylan Fisher

You don't. You just wait for it to get crushed under the weight of its own body and then lie and say you killed it.

Adam James
Adam James

4. Lots of birds

Parker Evans
Parker Evans

hide a dagger somewhere on your body
get eaten by dragon
sit inside and jerk off for a few minutes
when you start feeling dizzy, slice the fucker open
?????
profit

Jaxon Turner
Jaxon Turner

That's basically what marriage is, from the woman's perspective.

Jacob Kelly
Jacob Kelly

do research on its species
map out its lair
get equipment that is resistant to its breath weapon or at least some protection spells
gather party that has experience slaying dragons
prepare counter spells for its magic

sneak in
kill minions, if any
get out
rest and regroup, preferably hidden by magic
set magical traps outside lair
lure it out, fighting on its home turf is a bad idea
keep healer safe
keep archers/casters spread out
have big stupid fighter climb or annoy it
have thief/assassin sneak attack from distance
hope it runs out of hp before tpk

Jace Gonzalez
Jace Gonzalez

trap it in a magic quagmire

Jack White
Jack White

In CRPGs? Buff right under his nose for 2 minutes, summon elementals and fuck his shit up? dumb lizard don't mind it.
Is souls? Poke him into the pinky finger until he have heart attack.
In skyrim? Apparently a few arrows are more than enough.
In dwarf fortress? you don't______________

Isaiah Barnes
Isaiah Barnes

what is perspective? the image

Jace Howard
Jace Howard

no nexus dragon
Weak list

Nathan Sullivan
Nathan Sullivan

On the ground
Aim for soft spots, armpits, neck or back of the head.
In the air
Try to cripple the wings to it'll hurt itself in the fall

Anthony Davis
Anthony Davis

How can human bois ever compete?

Matthew Russell
Matthew Russell

by cleaning your room buckaroo

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Alexander Gomez
Alexander Gomez

With a friendly dragon
From the back of another dragon
Magic and shit
Magic arrow
Poetry and flattery

Jaxson Diaz
Jaxson Diaz

Wait for it to stomp you with its talons :3c

William James
William James

In dwarf fortress? you don't______________

Who would win?

A massive fire breathing lizard that can topple stone construction without much effort and tear a elephant in two with but one swipe of it's claws
or
A +wooden cage trap+

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