How do you fight a dragon?
How do you fight a dragon?
Bentley Foster
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Cameron King
I don't.
I romance them.
Owen Garcia
Depends
is the dragon retarded? Just poke him in the dick with your sword
If he isn't, then he's just going to fly around napalming the shit out of your party until all that's left is ahes
Jayden Wood
Stay out of its front (breath attacks)
Stay away from its tail
DPS and heals should stay spread to its sides
Tanks swap when the debuff drops
Kill adds when they pop up
Save lust for the last 20%
Carter Watson
With infinite arrows and circlestrafing.
Josiah Cook
What kind of dragon we talking about?
Bentley Gomez
A Mr spike, the
Jackson Gutierrez
>fighting dragons
Isaac Collins
>Imma fuck that jelly bean
Eli Hill
Fuck their slits.
Christian Gutierrez
this
James Mitchell
Listen, fucker.
Metallic, chromatic, astral, undead, dracolich, fairy, miasmic, cosmic, and crystalline are all options.
Nicholas Morris
You SCALE THEM AND STRIKE FROM ABOVE
Luis Harris
with my doujutsu of course
Asher Rodriguez
That's a sexy dragon tbqhwy
Jayden Williams
Very carefully
Leo Kelly
>not befriending and using the dragon to help you fight even stronger monsters
David Myers
>When tank dies 5 seconds into the boss fight
Kevin Watson
see Whatever way you want, be with a ranger/bard skill, a little ball or if I am forced to negotiate gimmie a pet dragon. I'll take a Wyvern too.
Nathaniel Myers
Track it to its lair and block the entrance somehow.
Then sneak attack or summon to soften it up.
Once you roll to overcome the Dragon Fear you use cover or spells to dodge/block the breath weapon and nuke it as fast as possible.
Gabriel Collins
Ultima Online dragons were shit unless you tamed them and let them loose in Buc's Den.
Adrian Stewart
>"taming" a being more intelligent than you
Gay
Kevin Ross
It's not gay if you tame it with your dick
Ayden Rogers
>talk down evil dragon
>she goes to her human form
>redhead evil girl that is loyal only to your dick
Aiden Clark
>that armour
Samuel Wright
>human form
Absolute worst taste in this thread.
Jordan Rivera
>more intelligent
>still bends to the will of a 'lesser' being
Seems like you might be fucking wrong.
Tyler James
>ponylike artsyle
>scaly
get away from me
Owen Harris
Wyatt Edwards
My brain can't into this perspective and scale
Andrew Stewart
I have never heard of a fairy dragon.
Nolan Hernandez
The only correct answer.
Gabriel Wilson
hit it until it dies
Xavier Morris
What is it about this image that makes me think pony?
Alexander Ross
I don't fight dragons.
I fuck dragons.
Andrew Sullivan
Why is the lady on the bottom right so happy?
Dominic Moore
Naked hunk lizards are raiding her house, why wouldn't she be happy?
Oliver Perry
With a lot of patience
Anthony Jackson
You swordfight him penis style
Owen Roberts
Little dragons, sometimes with butterfly like wings. They're usually mischievous or playful but not evil or greedy or anything typical to more normal dragons.
Cooper Gonzalez
Realistically, how would a bunch of medieval people even fight a hill-sized, flying, fire-breathing lizard? Would arrows even pierce it's scales?
Connor Reyes
With one of these.
Connor Miller
With fairies
Asher Gomez
Hit it with a flash pod every time it leaves the ground.
Parker Price
Lots of people with spears and some sort of magical protection against it's breath weapons.
Tyler Torres
Has there ever been a Dragonlance video game?
Luis Reed
Or you can also freeze them.
Daniel Sanders
Hawkeye Gough is an expert on that. Why not try asking him?
Caleb Wilson
Re-introducing ballista would be the most reasonable solution, I also imagine muskets would do the job too.
Andrew Garcia
Ballistae.
Brody Walker
Yeah, those old Gold Box engine games
Dominic Miller
Notice the computer behind her? She's a player, not an NPC.
Nicholas Moore
can someone give me a quick rundown on these guys ?
Julian Morgan
haha he did the meme
Ayden Phillips
>Cosmic
>Crystalline
Contextualize!
Jose Martin
If they aren't inherently hostile and are willing to have a dialog, then this , otherwise, this , with two sorc pawns backing you up.
Kevin Ramirez
Threaten to kill it’s babies
David Bennett
How do you fight this dragon?
Cameron Wood
You don't
Jack Clark
1. A flying boat
2. A half-Elf
3. A bow
Justin Reed
make sure to let your warrior get killed
Chase Parker
Like a dalamadur
Andrew Lewis
ask for a spooning if its male
fuck it if its female
Camden Cruz
That's just one of those fights where you run head first into with no plan other than "kill it"
Asher Martinez
Magic doesn't work on dragons right? That female sorcerer would be better off making it a sandwich.
Carson Morgan
What game?
Camden Gutierrez
Elijah Ortiz
Don't get hit
Exploit a weakness
Isaiah Sanders
In Might and Magic 6? Buff yourself to skies with Light magic and then spam archery.
Liam Gutierrez
Henlo
Colton Parker
Drop a celestial body on it or something. Anything you could do to stop something that big is going to fuck up everything in the surrounding area more than it would naturally.
Andrew Moore
You run run away from it for a while dodging his attacks while making your way through the ruins of the castle. Then you shoot a ballista at it, just to annoy it. When it rams the tower launching you into the air, you grab onto its tail. Then you crawl towards its head trying to to fall as it tries to shake you off. When you're above his heart you try to stab it from the back. The dragon takes little damage, and plunges into a crater carrying you along to make an explosive landing. Then you just spam meteor shower at it until it dies.
Dylan Fisher
You don't. You just wait for it to get crushed under the weight of its own body and then lie and say you killed it.
Adam James
4. Lots of birds
Parker Evans
>hide a dagger somewhere on your body
>get eaten by dragon
>sit inside and jerk off for a few minutes
>when you start feeling dizzy, slice the fucker open
>?????
>profit
Jaxon Turner
That's basically what marriage is, from the woman's perspective.
Jacob Kelly
do research on its species
map out its lair
get equipment that is resistant to its breath weapon or at least some protection spells
gather party that has experience slaying dragons
prepare counter spells for its magic
sneak in
kill minions, if any
get out
rest and regroup, preferably hidden by magic
set magical traps outside lair
lure it out, fighting on its home turf is a bad idea
keep healer safe
keep archers/casters spread out
have big stupid fighter climb or annoy it
have thief/assassin sneak attack from distance
hope it runs out of hp before tpk
Jace Gonzalez
trap it in a magic quagmire
Jack White
In CRPGs? Buff right under his nose for 2 minutes, summon elementals and fuck his shit up? dumb lizard don't mind it.
Is souls? Poke him into the pinky finger until he have heart attack.
In skyrim? Apparently a few arrows are more than enough.
In dwarf fortress? you don't______________
Isaiah Barnes
>what is perspective? the image
Jace Howard
>no nexus dragon
Weak list
Nathan Sullivan
>On the ground
Aim for soft spots, armpits, neck or back of the head.
>In the air
Try to cripple the wings to it'll hurt itself in the fall
Anthony Davis
How can human bois ever compete?
Matthew Russell
by cleaning your room buckaroo
Alexander Gomez
With a friendly dragon
From the back of another dragon
Magic and shit
Magic arrow
Poetry and flattery
Jaxson Diaz
Wait for it to stomp you with its talons :3c
William James
>In dwarf fortress? you don't______________
Who would win?
>A massive fire breathing lizard that can topple stone construction without much effort and tear a elephant in two with but one swipe of it's claws
or
>A +wooden cage trap+