Fortnite to get banned in Australia

Jason Rivera
Jason Rivera

also probably other FPS shooters and violent video games

thoughts?

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9news.com.au/national/2018/03/27/18/06/fortnite-latest-game-craze-has-parents-worried
speedtest.net/result/7181535956
youtube.com/watch?v=bI-vnx_dHEM
speedtest.net/
speedtest.net/result/7181577921
speedtest.net/result/7181585248.png
quora.com/What-is-the-difference-between-Mbps-and-MBps
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_banned_video_games_in_Australia
accc.gov.au/media-release/valve-to-pay-3-million-in-penalties-for-misrepresenting-gamers-consumer-guarantee-rights
youtube.com/watch?v=aU4ehgnTjVg
youtube.com/watch?v=VEIDXr3ndlY
speedtest.net/result/7181793719
venomcomputers.com.au/wheretobuy/stockists-australia-new-zealand/
youtube.com/watch?v=RaGbCReZipk
freespeechtime.net/2018/01/watch-female-muslim-refugee-says-she.html
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nullarbor_Plain
youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo

Tyler Cook
Tyler Cook

how do ban from sale that which isn't faggot

Chase Price
Chase Price

I'm okay with it, not planning on staying in this shithole anyway.

Jose Allen
Jose Allen

crikey matey!

Asher Smith
Asher Smith

all online games should be banned 2bh

Kayden Sanchez
Kayden Sanchez

i saw fortnite getting banned on TV a few days back and how theyre all like "ohhh vidya causes violence!!" think of the kiddies! :'("

yeah no. while more aggressive people are more likely to get violent vidya that doesnt mean theyre that stupid enough to punch somebody and be influenced by violent vidya. its actually a great way to relieve stress sometimes

as an ausfag this makes me pissed off. fuck their censorship laws

Logan Adams
Logan Adams

chew you havisfaction a singlelicious satisfact to snack that up?

Joseph King
Joseph King

sauce being pulled straight out of your ass

Nathaniel Gonzalez
Nathaniel Gonzalez

I feel sad for aussies and their obnoxious anti-vidya nanny state.

Grayson Parker
Grayson Parker

do you have a source or are you just shitposting?

Jayden Watson
Jayden Watson

9news.com.au/national/2018/03/27/18/06/fortnite-latest-game-craze-has-parents-worried

Easton Taylor
Easton Taylor

bans vidya
doesn't ban abos
Australia are you retarded?

Parker Turner
Parker Turner

Oi mate, can't have violent games, right? G'donya!

Lincoln Stewart
Lincoln Stewart

'Children are pouring vodka in their eyeballs' boomer news clickbait has never gotten anything banned.

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Tyler Stewart
Tyler Stewart

and where is the banning? it's just talking about addiction

Carter James
Carter James

So they are adding another 5gb download requirement?

Matthew Perry
Matthew Perry

that doesn't say anything about b& though
this is all just a front from the broadband companies

Nicholas Reyes
Nicholas Reyes

How can a country with so many dangerous species have enough time to worry about anything fictional?

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Hudson Hall
Hudson Hall

I see you OP, you husky fat bitch. You're not fooling anyway.

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Nolan Moore
Nolan Moore

theres only talk about it getting banned so far, this is the closest i can find
i wouldnt be surprised if it got banned tho

John Sullivan
John Sullivan

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Caleb Price
Caleb Price

What hasn't been banned in Australia? Are you only allowed to stare at a wall there or what? That's probably banned though too, right?

Andrew Richardson
Andrew Richardson

It's no Reservoir Dogs or Manhunt 2. Not worth pirating.

Chase Davis
Chase Davis

9news
Channel 9 in Australia is notorious for being the TV equivalent of clickbaiting

Oliver Bailey
Oliver Bailey

only talk of it getting banned
wouldn't be surprised
Op stating " Fortnite to get banned in Australia" in the subject
pick one and stop talking about news that doesn't exist

Luke Johnson
Luke Johnson

I hate damn country for this

Adam Williams
Adam Williams

*gives Atelier an R rating*

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Adrian Moore
Adrian Moore

Fucking sweet.
My friends have been pestering me to play it, but I fucking hate the shitty gunplay and RNG.

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Oliver Fisher
Oliver Fisher

getting NBN at my place soon
Pretty hyped. Finally 30mbps.

Grayson Perry
Grayson Perry

based straya, fucking underage yurifags on suicide watch.

Carson Roberts
Carson Roberts

ninenews
fakenews

Mason Brooks
Mason Brooks

i really cant find anything about it actually getting banned, jesus fuck

Gavin Peterson
Gavin Peterson

9 news
a current affair

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Robert Ramirez
Robert Ramirez

gives Blue Reflection an R rating
doesn't get sold regardless
not even on the PSN

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Liam Ortiz
Liam Ortiz

Isn't that the whole of Australian media in a nutshell?

Anthony Russell
Anthony Russell

bans small tiddies
bans vidya
doesn't ban spiders

What the fuck are you prisoners doing

Jace Mitchell
Jace Mitchell

we have nbn to the house:
speedtest.net/result/7181535956
so if you're op, why do you make threads implying it will be banned? if you're not OP, don't get upset because I wasn't implying you were the one causing the issue.

William Carter
William Carter

No we're just humans that are the food for giant corporations mosquitoes

William Bell
William Bell

australia bans shit video games
BASED

Angel Lewis
Angel Lewis

Women with big boobs are still legal here.

Benjamin Bell
Benjamin Bell

Getting fucked over by everyone and everything, somehow were considered "The Lucky Country"

Carson Williams
Carson Williams

Walls are flat which can lead to sexualization of minors.

Nathan Reed
Nathan Reed

now we need a US ban to kill this shit fucking genre once and for all

Mason Morgan
Mason Morgan

NBN guys visit my house over a year ago
No further news since

The wiring to my place is fucked somehow and I have been waiting years for it to get fixed. I pay top fucking dollar for a subpar connection that doesn't even reach 500 KBs sometimes and those lazy cunts at Telstra won't do anything to fix the line.

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Henry Scott
Henry Scott

that sucks, we've recently moved to a nice village that has it but we're only going to be here for a year or so and i don't know if our next place will have it. i don't want to go back to non-NBN

Xavier Mitchell
Xavier Mitchell

country bans guns
country ban games with guns in them because don't want kids to shoot people

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Daniel Brooks
Daniel Brooks

Video youtube.com/watch?v=bI-vnx_dHEM

Alexander Bell
Alexander Bell

Main reason for Fortnite to get banned is because underage kids play it and the microtransactions the devs are getting rich off of.
It's a good thing to restrict capitalism a bit.

Jayden Wood
Jayden Wood

make a pubg clone for kids
still get banned

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Kayden Turner
Kayden Turner

10Mbps

user...

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Alexander Reed
Alexander Reed

the fucking CHINKS
the fucking MUZZIES
the fucking RAPEFUGEES
the fucking MELBOURNIANS

Nathaniel Peterson
Nathaniel Peterson

getting hyped for 30 mbps
Why is Aussie internet terrible?

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Ryan Morris
Ryan Morris

Fuck off amerimutt. Go eat hamburgers.

Isaac Taylor
Isaac Taylor

Yes actually you are correct

Tyler Roberts
Tyler Roberts

NBN guys come to our street and tear the fuck out of the walkways
shits up our power and internet in the progress for a few weeks
NBN isn't even made available
That was about a year ago, fuckers

William Kelly
William Kelly

Because of this wonderful man.

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Asher Brooks
Asher Brooks

i never said my results were impressive, i just wanted to show the other user what NBN did for me. I wish I had your results

Jonathan Cruz
Jonathan Cruz

Could always go fixed wireless my man.

Jaxson Wood
Jaxson Wood

Aged copper, insufficient infrastructure

Jacob James
Jacob James

ISPs have no competition and thus no incentive to upgrade infrastructure which is expensive given Australia's size and population density. Of course the government stepped in to fix it but only made everything worse.

Luis Reed
Luis Reed

because we're so spread out
we've got 24 million people in a landmass almost the size of mainland america, wiring that is insane
plus our politicians only realised that internet was important last election cycle

Jason Nelson
Jason Nelson

once they ban all video games, you can focus on your OBSESSION full time

Easton Flores
Easton Flores

population density and costs
its not a mystery

Thomas Richardson
Thomas Richardson

9 news

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Grayson Johnson
Grayson Johnson

I don't care for Fortnite but this shit just leads to more bullshit happening in the future, I genuinely dislike my country for the amount of stupid cunts and a joke of a government.

Alexander Cooper
Alexander Cooper

Fortnite to get banned in Australia
Good, its basically PUBG for Minecraft kids

t. Aussie

Lincoln Edwards
Lincoln Edwards

that's barely double then what was available on broadband too

Owen Robinson
Owen Robinson

Who gives a fuck
this is more important

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Wyatt Johnson
Wyatt Johnson

We were told it would be 30-50mbps for us.
Though I don't believe that. It'll probably end up being 20 or 10. Which is still better than what we have right now.

Thomas Brooks
Thomas Brooks

stralya still has video games?

Josiah Reed
Josiah Reed

Australia is retarded anyway, why the fuck do you guys live on the edges and that shitty island instead of ALL OVER THE WHOLE FUCKING ISLAND

Eli Young
Eli Young

except there are no sources saying that it will be banned. OP is just a faggot

Xavier Hall
Xavier Hall

I heard you guys got fucked over with the internet upgrade though?

Oliver Campbell
Oliver Campbell

Fortnite is the least violent popular game released in the last 10 or so years

Fuck ACA and fuck Tracy Grimshaw, Ramsay was right

Grayson Gonzalez
Grayson Gonzalez

Owned by chinks.

Justin Williams
Justin Williams

because the center is pretty much all desert

Kevin Smith
Kevin Smith

why do you guys live in the thin green margin on the coast
why don't you live in the HUGE DESOLATE WASTELAND IN THE MIDDLE

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Jace Anderson
Jace Anderson

The majority of the country is desert. Most of the habitable land is around the coastlines.

Jose Kelly
Jose Kelly

Fuck you OP

Joshua Turner
Joshua Turner

Because there's fuck all in the middle part except abo's desert and wildlife that's set on murdering you you retarded mutt.

Jack Phillips
Jack Phillips

I'm so fucking sick of other countries finding 9news """articles"""
it's a shit filler block for senile war veterans who do nothing but watch tv

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Lincoln Brown
Lincoln Brown

he looks like that naked no-eyes from pans labrynth

Easton Cruz
Easton Cruz

30 megabits, I assume? All NBN connections are capped at a maximum of 100 megabits which is only actually 12.5 megabytes.

Carson Green
Carson Green

Make it work you damn tech-fearing degenerates. Or work with it, get these fucking drunk abos out of my parks and shit and into the shitty camel infested desert.

Ethan Gray
Ethan Gray

OP is just a faggot
that is always the case, regardless of sources or not

Nolan Sullivan
Nolan Sullivan

Tony "I'm a fucking dog cunt who needs to just fuck off and die already" Abbot fucked it when he took the 2013 election.

Ayden Torres
Ayden Torres

Because human beings aren't meant to live in places where it regularly reaches 122 degrees F (50C) for at least a quarter of the year.

Carson Bell
Carson Bell

I'm sure hamburgers are banned in Australia also.
How does it feel to have no freedom, Ausfag?

Jason Young
Jason Young

Video games banned
naughty internet banned

Not banned

Prostitution
Gambling

Guess what provides the biggest state taxes.

Leo Martinez
Leo Martinez

tfw you've had the same internet speed for 10+ years and see the rest of the world improving

Luckily my patience has kept me holding in with 1mbs downspeed.

All I want to do is download video games faster.

Zachary Johnson
Zachary Johnson

live in commiefornia
live in a city where area where a shitload of the tech workers and engineers in silicon valley live
lucky to get 2mbps at night when traffic gets heavy

Henry Johnson
Henry Johnson

9 news

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Evan Scott
Evan Scott

QUICK CUNTS POST YOUR INTERNET SPEED
speedtest.net/

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Matthew Bailey
Matthew Bailey

Porn isn't banned in aus, only UK

Noah Murphy
Noah Murphy

Not for long.
All they have left is toddler games.

Xavier Nguyen
Xavier Nguyen

you wanna know how I know that you know nothing about Australia

Justin Gonzalez
Justin Gonzalez

Porn with small tits is.

David Miller
David Miller

Sounds like lazy cunt talk to me.

Ian Young
Ian Young

Still stuck with getting at best 1.1mb/s download rates
It's one of the main reasons why I don't buy games on steam anymore. Still get random bandwidth throttling and cutouts. Fuck all of Australia's other problems right now, the internet needs to be fucking fixed.

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Samuel Collins
Samuel Collins

What? They banned porn with small tits? So who's to judge what's small or not? No piper perri?

Eli Gray
Eli Gray

Prime Minister literally came to my old apartment complex to launch the countries fastest internet

Peaks at around 8mbps
drops to like 4 during heavy use

Once saw it hit 11

At launch they said it could get to 50mbps

clarified later: "we said COULD..."

Chase Morales
Chase Morales

no it isn't, you fell for (and still do) the original fake news

Brayden Lee
Brayden Lee

It's good being able to go to the pub and have a slap with a schooie in your hand

Kayden Perez
Kayden Perez

speedtest.net/result/7181577921

Kayden Price
Kayden Price

But if you fix the internet then my bos- uh, I mean, good friend Mr Rupert Murdoch won't be able to bleed you dry for Foxtel. You might... dread the thought, watch TV shows ONLINE!

Caleb Myers
Caleb Myers

Ever since I moved to the Midwest, I've had nothing but good experiences with infrastructure.
consistent 100mbps throughout the day since people here don't use enough of their bandwidth
rarely any outages
enjoyable variety of seasons that is not nearly as cold as people claim
lower cost of living
I don't think I'll move back west.

Luis Davis
Luis Davis

because we're so spread out

We're not spread out lol, most of Australians live in a handful of concentrated population centres.

Brandon Brown
Brandon Brown

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Ryan Johnson
Ryan Johnson

They're actually banning it because our shit Liberal NBN can't handle the internet usage by fortnite :^)

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Aiden Allen
Aiden Allen

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Carter Wood
Carter Wood

They never actually made it illegal. DFC is still good in upside down land.

Jackson Carter
Jackson Carter

I wish I could move to America, but you basically have to either be Mexican or a rocket scientist to get in.

Ayden Peterson
Ayden Peterson

I have several cousins and work with
kids of ages 11-15 and I can guarantee you no kid with proper parenting and education is addicted to fortnite.
Kids who play that shit are attention-lacking, insecure kids.
Let darwin do his thing.

Sebastian Thomas
Sebastian Thomas

2 ms
Fuck off you live next to the Telstra towers. That's cheating you dog

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Adam Wilson
Adam Wilson

Australia wtf you're a land of criminals, how are you so pussy.

Evan Wright
Evan Wright

he thinks Labor NBN would have been any less of a fuck up

Justin Fisher
Justin Fisher

And that's a good thing.

Jackson Stewart
Jackson Stewart

Sounds like a pretty good upgrade to me, I'll trade you jerry brown for your PM.

Blake Fisher
Blake Fisher

Not him but I do

Juan Jenkins
Juan Jenkins

Damn user your NBN sucks
speedtest.net/result/7181585248.png

Ethan Hernandez
Ethan Hernandez

Did a dingo eat someone's baby while they were playing Fortnite?

Hunter Clark
Hunter Clark

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Robert Ward
Robert Ward

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Joseph Wright
Joseph Wright

I just looked at a clip from the A Current Affair segment on fortnight

Fuck these parents. They're watching their kids play a violent video game, literally watching them do it, and instead of just stopping their child from playing the game, they're saying "this is bad, you need to legally prevent this from ever happening"

Adrian Taylor
Adrian Taylor

No but """""""""hate speech""""""" is.

Austin Edwards
Austin Edwards

yeah and what's the distance between those areas

Oliver Kelly
Oliver Kelly

It's good enough for the current PM to get it for his house but not us common plebs

Parker Robinson
Parker Robinson

I swear NBN is fucking tracking botnet
only when they completely cut me off will I ever join that shit

Caleb Lee
Caleb Lee

So what, I get 100 down on telstra cable that I've had for like 10 years

Luke Stewart
Luke Stewart

My area was one of the first in all of Australia to get the NBN.

Which also means I actually get Fibre to the household rather than that copper crap the rest of Australia has.

Hudson Flores
Hudson Flores

mate go to alice springs for a week and see for youself why we don't live there

Alexander Ramirez
Alexander Ramirez

real issues right here lads

Bentley Scott
Bentley Scott

it capable of doing 10Gbps but malcolm canned it

Noah Clark
Noah Clark

Two headed tasmanian detected

Aiden Gomez
Aiden Gomez

5.11mbps
I have no face, this is the worst.

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Jason Carter
Jason Carter

Or marry user, wink

Jack Evans
Jack Evans

I don't get why people still think violent video games are bad. I grew up playing WarCraft III and Counterstrike, but that didn't make me want to go kill people.

If their children can't differentiate between fantasy violence and actual violence, it's a different fucking problem completely.

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Jordan Hall
Jordan Hall

fibre
liberal coppahhhh MTM
Here's some Japanese technology to improve your fucked up nodes

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Nathaniel Parker
Nathaniel Parker

Greetings from New Zealand

;)

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Alexander Miller
Alexander Miller

That's true. Australia should ban Sup Forums instead.

Bentley Bailey
Bentley Bailey

Why? As far as violence goes, it's rather cartoony.

Angel Evans
Angel Evans

NBN was never going to be 10gbps you drongo

Brandon Thomas
Brandon Thomas

This is mine

Camden Reed
Camden Reed

I hate the bad internet meme.
I don't live on a dirt road in woggaboggaluggobah.
I have had adequate speeds to do everything on the internet for 15 years.
I'm not a vet and need to download 18 gig xray files every hour.

Brody Johnson
Brody Johnson

Sydney

I mean, shit that'd be positively fantastic if I could actually get that sort of connection.

But no.

Noah Brooks
Noah Brooks

wait why do you need to download 18 xrays

Dylan Turner
Dylan Turner

Getting fixed wireless NBN from the new tower built in our area that activates in April (Despite the fact construction finished December last year), what am I in for bros? Surely it's got to be better than the copper ADSL2+ shit I've been on for the past 7 years

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Jaxon Miller
Jaxon Miller

Oh come on, user, it can't be that hard to naturalize.

Nathan Long
Nathan Long

go with a decent ISP like aussie bb and you'll get 50Mbps

Isaiah Bennett
Isaiah Bennett

Missing a fun game edgelord

Isaac Baker
Isaac Baker

satellite internet

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Samuel Adams
Samuel Adams

Mate, the NBN doesn't need to be a botnet, the metadata retention laws mean that everything you say and do on the internet is handed over to merry Malc and his band of fuckups anyway. Slimy cunts don't even need a warrant for it.

Asher Thompson
Asher Thompson

I have the fastest internet speed to download the games my country won't let me play

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Jace Lewis
Jace Lewis

fixed wireless isn't satellite you dumb fuck

Jonathan Robinson
Jonathan Robinson

Because histrionic screaming busybody moron parents will look for any excuse besides their parental neglect as to why little Timmy has no attention span and poor school grades.

Angel Morgan
Angel Morgan

Interrogation marks

Evan Robinson
Evan Robinson

A life free from Sup Forums wouldn't improve my social life.

Christian Butler
Christian Butler

"nbn will make things better" they said

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Alexander Rogers
Alexander Rogers

The internet will shit itself every time it rains, similar to your cellular data

Jayden Howard
Jayden Howard

Being Australian is suffering

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Ryan Jackson
Ryan Jackson

MOVe to New Zealand

Dylan Gonzalez
Dylan Gonzalez

well I guess 2MB per second download is better than the 500KB I used to get

Bentley Collins
Bentley Collins

stop being a tight ass and go with a decent provider
you get what you pay for

Ethan Bell
Ethan Bell

These boxes will be everywhere
in a nation notorious for drink driving
in a nation where road rules are constantly ignored
where cunts still use their phone while driving

Can't wait, each year theres been several car crashes outside of my house, 3/4 they run onto the nature strip, yeah, lets put them above ground there.

Ryan Cox
Ryan Cox

Yeah cause we totally want maoris and islanders calling us bru all the time

Joseph Hernandez
Joseph Hernandez

I don't see how they thought it was a good idea in anyway. You just need to look at how fucked up and vandalised every phone booth and even street signs are in a lot of towns, especially in rural ones

Jaxon Scott
Jaxon Scott

speed test always has 1mb+
in reality get maybe 150kb/s, 200 on a good day
Can someone explain this to me

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Ethan Wilson
Ethan Wilson

It's not about being a good idea, it was cheaper, apparently.

Nicholas Ward
Nicholas Ward

mexicans are based

Angel Jenkins
Angel Jenkins

BEACHED AZ BRU

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Charles Brooks
Charles Brooks

how do ban from sale that which isn't faggot
how do ban from sale that which isn't faggot
how do ban from sale that which isn't faggot

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Kevin Cruz
Kevin Cruz

My brother and parents have fixed wireless. This has never happened.

Jason Moore
Jason Moore

9news

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Zachary Collins
Zachary Collins

quora.com/What-is-the-difference-between-Mbps-and-MBps

Camden Brooks
Camden Brooks

Can someone post a brainlet wojak for me not knowing this please

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Eli Roberts
Eli Roberts

Don't worry, they advertise it that way on purpose to deceive the people who mainly used mb/s.

Tyler Howard
Tyler Howard

beached as is 10 years old
I don't know how to feel about this.

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Grayson Green
Grayson Green

9News

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Jordan Jackson
Jordan Jackson

fuck are you taking the piss?

Lincoln Hughes
Lincoln Hughes

We can outnumber them and turn it into a better australia, with none of the mistakes we made, no Malcolm Turnbull, no aborigini, no queensland

Ayden Clark
Ayden Clark

He didn't say "cunt" even once ?

Connor Rogers
Connor Rogers

tfw no qld bf

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Lincoln Nguyen
Lincoln Nguyen

Stop making me feel old you cunts

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James Ross
James Ross

THEY CALL ME LITTLE ELVIS

Mason Young
Mason Young

live in tropics
FTTN cuts out when it rains
Straight up a disgusting waste of my tax dollars

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Jace Long
Jace Long

le dangerous species meme
is what I'm talking about, drop bears aren't even that bad to deal with

Jason Gonzalez
Jason Gonzalez

How does a island of convicts start banning everything like bitches?

Henry Morales
Henry Morales

OP can't even prove anything is getting banned
How does x result in z guys?

Isaiah Fisher
Isaiah Fisher

Wasn't GTA5 removed from display in big stores at one point ?

Jaxon Clark
Jaxon Clark

In Target stores only.

Luis Allen
Luis Allen

Nah only target. But who buys games from target anyways?

James Brooks
James Brooks

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_banned_video_games_in_Australia

Fortnite will be next

Jack Hernandez
Jack Hernandez

A quick google says Target removed it from it's chain so yes.

Parker Nguyen
Parker Nguyen

that 50cent game was

Carter Morales
Carter Morales

They used to have the cheapest launch prices. Not so much now.

Jaxson Lopez
Jaxson Lopez

do australians use steam?

Jackson James
Jackson James

Doubtful, but I assume you didn't look at the list you linked.

Ian Hall
Ian Hall

Only Target and Kmart (same owner in Australia), they were ahead of the curve on virtue signalling

Ayden Harris
Ayden Harris

No you retard we have diesel generators

Julian Hernandez
Julian Hernandez

The harsh environment honed our intelligence to the point where we became smarter than everyone and we realised that a nanny state is the superior way to live

Joseph Sanchez
Joseph Sanchez

i'm not sure if it's my service or the package i got, honestly. what are you using as your up/down?

Andrew Jones
Andrew Jones

blood means an R rating
I never thought this was the case at all. I always thought it was sex that raised the rating, and blood and gore could only get as high as M.
It's weird to me to think that people are worried about their kids seeing an alien kill a man in a video game.

Luke Johnson
Luke Johnson

I thought everything ran off bants?

Jaxon Thomas
Jaxon Thomas

How's New Zealand compared to australia

Ryder Carter
Ryder Carter

wtf I thought australians can't use Sup Forums?

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Zachary Lewis
Zachary Lewis

inbred

Colton Butler
Colton Butler

Nah mate. We mainly generate energy here with thunderstones.

Adrian Cook
Adrian Cook

One has nothing but species that will fuck you up, the other has nothing but sheep fuckers.

William Butler
William Butler

It's sex and drug usage

Ryan Garcia
Ryan Garcia

New Zealand is to Australia as Canada is to America.
Understand?

Kevin Diaz
Kevin Diaz

Fucking kek, thanks for the laugh.

James Perry
James Perry

So it's better?

Juan Jones
Juan Jones

I played this when I was 7 and Australia never banned it

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Jack Morgan
Jack Morgan

shit cricket team
shit soccer team
what sport do i pretend to like this year

Asher Sanders
Asher Sanders

Hi Australia I just woke up.

Colton Jenkins
Colton Jenkins

Genuinely surprised that'd happen in a country like Australia and not Germany, considering how anal Germany is about censorship.
Is Australia known for heavy censorship laws?

Leo Ramirez
Leo Ramirez

He's never had to fight off an emu?

Asher White
Asher White

I found a golden cog the other day. Are these still worth anything?

Chase Thomas
Chase Thomas

que

Carter Adams
Carter Adams

smarter than everyone
Lost the emu war

Gabriel Cooper
Gabriel Cooper

i had the option to get FTTH but i was like meh, then 2 years later they told everyone who didn't switch when it was available they could only get FTTN, then in 2018-19+ will be upgraded to FTTH (maybe)

these fucking absolute kikes, they would rather give meth mutts and niggers social welfare than actually give Australia technology.

Sebastian Miller
Sebastian Miller

Australia is why you have that shiny new steam refund system.
Valve hates us so much they spite us by charging Australians in USD.

Thomas Carter
Thomas Carter

Go back to sleep cunt

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Mason Hall
Mason Hall

Not everyone is a reclusive failure like you.

John Barnes
John Barnes

Mate, don't fucking underestimate those fucking birds.

Nathan Morales
Nathan Morales

Thank you based Australia

Cameron Barnes
Cameron Barnes

Valve has always charged Australians in burgerbux and even jack up the price of certain games despite charging in burgerbux. I fucking hate Gabe so much.

Alexander Ortiz
Alexander Ortiz

I thought it said "australia to get banned in australia"

Lincoln Walker
Lincoln Walker

9 News
A Current Affair
Tracy Grimshaw

into the fucking trash

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Ian Rodriguez
Ian Rodriguez

Don't worry, it's an online game, they wouldn't be able to play it anyway.

I feel bad for the hot guys from there.

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Tyler Scott
Tyler Scott

They gave India and NZ currency support. I think it was partly to spite Australia over a 2 million dollar fine and we also have some fucked up tax which is why they don't want to do business with us.

Evan Murphy
Evan Murphy

atelier
yuri
hahaha

Eli Murphy
Eli Murphy

can't you just use another cheaper country

Adrian Wright
Adrian Wright

Not understanding the cunning nature and deviance of the Emus

Jaxon Wilson
Jaxon Wilson

True the last school shooter looking kid I saw had orange hair with a bowl cut brandishing a nerf gun like an M-16.
If you think banning Violent games stops these deranged fucks you’re wrong.

Evan Thomas
Evan Thomas

not just unplugging the console and telling the kids to go fucking play outside

Brandon Lewis
Brandon Lewis

almost every faggot in the country is actually a redtarded soft cityfaggot and not actually a country boy at all.

Jose Rogers
Jose Rogers

We'll never have steam in AUD

accc.gov.au/media-release/valve-to-pay-3-million-in-penalties-for-misrepresenting-gamers-consumer-guarantee-rights

Oliver Thomas
Oliver Thomas

Not as long as Canada is full of Canadians.

Jace Foster
Jace Foster

I'm pretty grateful my folks moved out to the country so I could spend my formative years murdering wildlife with logs

Chase Moore
Chase Moore

Why did you think that?

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Matthew Miller
Matthew Miller

HA HA HA HA HA

be on 4gx gigabit internet
laugh at all the shitters 'stuck' on 'up to 100 mbps' NBN

Jordan Evans
Jordan Evans

All the more reason not to spend any money on Steam.

Jacob Smith
Jacob Smith

I'd rather we not have AUD supported anyway because than it will include GST

Ayden Mitchell
Ayden Mitchell

pirating a free game

how retard can you get?

William Walker
William Walker

I thought you guys banned anime

Samuel Young
Samuel Young

all these sub 100s
unlivable conditions

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Zachary Parker
Zachary Parker

I wish. My brother comes home from JB Hifi all the time complaining about having to serve weebs asking for the latest japshit to hit the shelves.

Anthony Allen
Anthony Allen

THUNDEREGGS. Not stoned

Connor Campbell
Connor Campbell

what the
I saw some guys here said anime is illegal or something

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Bentley Baker
Bentley Baker

Ah shit, sorry mate, I was posting on me phone from the dunny.

Carson Bennett
Carson Bennett

lol eh there buddy watch it with the implications pal

Christopher Perry
Christopher Perry

believing anything on Sup Forums
your fucked

Robert Johnson
Robert Johnson

What are some games where the best player in the world got banned for cheating?

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Jaxson Long
Jaxson Long

I don't watch sport games.
What is this shit I hear about?

Aiden Johnson
Aiden Johnson

fucking retards. it's cheaper to order direct from Madman

Jaxson Watson
Jaxson Watson

I watch anime like every day here on crunchyroll, and they also sell it in stores like Sanity and JB Hi Fi

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Dominic Long
Dominic Long

Nah it's just really expensive.

Jason Watson
Jason Watson

cont.

prime time atm and i'm getting 28 ms ping, 200 mbps down, 60 up

Adam Reed
Adam Reed

while letting companies rort our nation of billions a year too, how generous, so lucky to be here.

Luis Walker
Luis Walker

Sanity
I know of maybe one more Sanity in existence near where I live. I thought most of them got shut down?

Anthony King
Anthony King

oh shit sorry I meant provocative 2D paintings

Caleb Carter
Caleb Carter

Australian cricket team was caught tampering with the ball.

Ryan Lopez
Ryan Lopez

some cricket faggots got caught out blatantly cheating in a test match (aka the one where the game takes for ruvking ever, like five fucking days FFS)

Dylan Hernandez
Dylan Hernandez

Ah. So they do an interview where they squirt onion juice in his eye to try and keep his job?

Jacob Rivera
Jacob Rivera

Captain of one of the most popular sports in the country got banned for a year for ball tampering, pretended to cry in the interview that image is from and now everyone forgives him
PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT

Jaxon Gonzalez
Jaxon Gonzalez

Out of 10 most venomous snakes in the world 9 can be found in Australia.

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Ryder Watson
Ryder Watson

financial year of july 2016(iirc)

rio tinto posts 2 billion AUD profit out of australia

paid 200 K AUD tax.

to fucking singapore.

this is somehow ok to the AU GOVT.

Carson Hughes
Carson Hughes

It already does.
And we're getting the extra GST because of Gerald Harvey.

Julian Bennett
Julian Bennett

A few boys in the Australian cricket team were caught cheating. This is a bigger story than it should be because the cricket world loves to take itself very seriously and hates anything that could tarnish the sanctity of cricket.

Christian Harris
Christian Harris

Who taught you how to write? Or are you an abo?

Colton Jackson
Colton Jackson

Don't you get it? We're just livestock for Asia at this point.

Jason Brown
Jason Brown

Sanity still exists?

Mason Anderson
Mason Anderson

;_;
youtube.com/watch?v=aU4ehgnTjVg

Sebastian Butler
Sebastian Butler

Literal fake news
I thought Trump was just memeing but look at this, actual, legitimate fake news on Sup Forums.

Dominic Butler
Dominic Butler

believing a legitimate clickbait-only site
literal fake news

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Brandon Price
Brandon Price

listen mate you clearly dont know thats how business works, let them do what they want with your resources for crumbs and HOPE that money comes outta nowhere

Camden Martinez
Camden Martinez

I used to work at JB Hi Fi and I still remember the dress code there of fuck it wear what you want.
I used to just wear lewd animu shirts that only the neckbeards would understand.

Logan Lewis
Logan Lewis

Not even that. I saw absolutely no evidence of any moisture at all yet it worked because now everyone forgives him.

James James
James James

expecting parents that let their kids pretend to be a different gender to regulate what their children do

Dominic Stewart
Dominic Stewart

wait, so the beanie/beard/flanno combo isn't mandated uniform?

Ryder Sanders
Ryder Sanders

t. Liberal Party and Nationals Coalition party Politician

Lincoln Gutierrez
Lincoln Gutierrez

It's absolutely a distraction for that South African land rights thing, I reckon.

Jack Rogers
Jack Rogers

chink owned land in australia is bigger than some US states.

Carter Robinson
Carter Robinson

News from desperate failing TV News company that has to grasp at every straw possible to hold on to their final remaining audience of technologically illiterate old people.
9 News have literally been caught lying about news and fabricating fake stories to try and get more audience by creating fake controversy. TV News is dying in Australia and these guys are getting desperate as fuck.

Jaxon Green
Jaxon Green

fartnite

Zachary Davis
Zachary Davis

Nah mate thats for supervisors.
You gotta earn that beanie and beard.

Isaac Cooper
Isaac Cooper

I didn't want to create a new thread for this question, but I'd like to ask my fellow Australians where in Sydney I can buy good priced gaming laptops?

Evan Morales
Evan Morales

In hindsight, when I was sent outside to play we were mostly getting into fist/rock/slingshot/demo-derby-bicycle fights with all the neigbours

Carson Rodriguez
Carson Rodriguez

wow they banned your pedo game so what I don't care it doesn't affect me I don't play shitty games
what do you mean they're taking away my games???

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Josiah Robinson
Josiah Robinson

aussie here
Fortnite isn't gonna get banned

while what my country does is definitely bullshit
barely any quality games have been actually banned
Hotline Miami 2
Postal 1 / 2 (allowed on steam though)

and the rest were just slightly censored (which is still shit)
Saints Row 4
State of Decay
Stick of Truth
Witcher 2

if games like Mortal Kombat and GTA Sa weren't successfully banned
then there's no way Fortnite will be

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Easton Perez
Easton Perez

A Current Affair
Literally /Pol/ - the TV show

Josiah Thomas
Josiah Thomas

gaming laptop

You WOULD have to be from Sydney wouldn't you?

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Blake Baker
Blake Baker

I used to work at JB Hi Fi and I still remember the dress code there of fuck it wear what you want.
No fucking wonder you cunts are so rude. JB employees are some of the most stuck up wageslaves I've ever fucking seen. They act like they're above every other checkout chick and drug addict that stacks shelves at Woolies for no fucking reason at all. My mate was looking for an external hard drive once so I asked what the cheapest one was (thinking there might be cheaper options than the ones we could see) and this morbidly obese neckbeard just gave me the most disgusted look possible and blurted out the price as if I was some cancerous growth. My mum absolutely cannot stand going there because of this and I have to fucking say thank fucking god for Amazon. You fuckers need a fucking uniform to let you know your place.

Josiah Turner
Josiah Turner

bing lee

Robert Collins
Robert Collins

gaming laptop
I hope you step on a funnel web.

Andrew Johnson
Andrew Johnson

What about massive stretchers in your ears?

Nicholas Miller
Nicholas Miller

That last one is particularly important.
If anyone feels like nuking Australia for some reason can you please, please aim for Melbourne?
Trust me, they deserve it.

Jordan Gutierrez
Jordan Gutierrez

And actual giant mosquitos

Christopher Rogers
Christopher Rogers

gaming laptop
sydney
hahahaha

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Jacob Murphy
Jacob Murphy

liberals changed the laws so foreign govts (since the companies buying au land are state owned and not even fucking private, so CHINA owns au land.) restrictions on investing and buying shit here get lifted or rescinded.

massive surge of china buying up chunks of australia with their fake monopoly money back by nothing except 'we totally don't misrepresent our monetary value at all' since they don't even let anyone inspect any of their books etc to verify their economy.

Carter Bennett
Carter Bennett

Was it Channel 7 or 9 that got tricked by those idiot teenagers who faked a rape story for one of those shows? Absolutely fantastic, that was.

Xavier Flores
Xavier Flores

t. South Australian

Cameron Taylor
Cameron Taylor

anyone else excited for new episodes of kitty is not a cat on channel 7?
rove is a pretty ok voice actor, which is good because they have him doing like 3 fucking characters

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Christopher Carter
Christopher Carter

My brother was a metalhead when he got hired, the kind with hair down to his waist. He said that his look was actually a bonus when he applied for a job there. They want employees looking like the biggest hipsters and faggots possible.

Camden Smith
Camden Smith

nice

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Kevin Howard
Kevin Howard

some stores are full of useless cunts like this, but I've had a few local stores where the people are pretty good.

Owen Wilson
Owen Wilson

implying any eastern state city doesn't deserve nuking.

if anything sydney, brisbane too both need nukings, and fucking canberra.

fucking leeches.

Joshua Morales
Joshua Morales

Yeah nah mate fuck off because Im guessing that store had a cunt of a boss to work for and that is why the staff were shit.
The one I worked out was mostly bored techie people or normies.
I worked out in the back where we would just blast new music all day while stacking shit.
I used to have fun with the job because it wasn't to serious and the boss was serious about us doing the job but not how we got it done.
Most fun thing I did was wear a Bruce Lee shirt one day and no matter who asked me for help I would instantly be trying to flog a Bruce Lee box set of DVDs or BLUrays on them.
Actually did sell one once but most of the time I got a no or they said they wanted to talk to my supervisor who didn't give a shit and thought it was funny.

William Walker
William Walker

I would've thought Sydney would be at the top of the nuke list. They've got the most poofters don't they?

James Brown
James Brown

only underaged, but that's the same all over the west

Jayden King
Jayden King

Are you inplying that pther capitals like Perth and Adelaide are in any better state?

Ian Ramirez
Ian Ramirez

SA, NT, WA and TAS providing all the money
eastern state cunts stealing it all like the cunts they are.

Lincoln Jones
Lincoln Jones

Because when the government was finally stepping in to install Fiber Optic cable that would have given us one of the fastest internet networks in the world the faggot politicians used it as a hot button issue complaining that it was costing too much and basically turned what was going to be pure fiber optic into a frankenstein system that's half fiber optic and half fucking 30 year old copper wires that completely bottleneck the shit out of the speed.

Basically, a bunch of retarded politicians who wanted a hot button issue to get elected by lying to technologically illiterate retards ruined everything. That's why our internet is so terrible.

Jonathan Wilson
Jonathan Wilson

I think Melbourne has more poofs.

Andrew Jackson
Andrew Jackson

With super cheap Dodo internet.
Excited to break 500kb/s.

Oh.

Josiah Long
Josiah Long

how's this for old? youtube.com/watch?v=VEIDXr3ndlY

Jaxon Reed
Jaxon Reed

considering they're the only states that make any fucking money for the easterners to steal, yes.

Joshua Lopez
Joshua Lopez

how do you determine the age of a fictional character?

can you guys even browse boorus and all those stuff?

Jacob Hall
Jacob Hall

Please help. I just don't have the room to store a desktop computer.

Nathaniel Baker
Nathaniel Baker

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Caleb Torres
Caleb Torres

i hope no one here plays loli games because loli is illegal in australia

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Kayden Cox
Kayden Cox

Isn't those big mining operation heavy automated btw, so it doesn't even benefit employment.

Austin Flores
Austin Flores

Mate Sydney is nothing but fucking Muslims and chinks.
It aint Australia anymore so nuke it, Melbourne and maybe the gold coast because of tourists.

Brandon Brooks
Brandon Brooks

I have never been outside in a desert
Cunt I used to live in dubai and i can tell you right now none of those fags would live in that heat if they had another option. They built huge air conditioning infrastructure and interior snow restorts but it still isn't enough to make them tolerate the heat.

Blake Cox
Blake Cox

Don't worry, by 2050 we'll have internet that is up to date for 2018!
I don't think I know a single person who actually thinks the government has done a single good thing in the last 20 years.

Joshua Green
Joshua Green

kick these cunts out they keep changing leader
*leadership spill*

BUDGET EMERGENCY
*triples deficit*

Carter Wood
Carter Wood

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Blake Reed
Blake Reed

Perth is the city of nothing. No claim to fame, no points of interest. We just get on and live. Naturally, all our politicians have a massive inferiority complex over the situation but they can't change the mundane superbness that is Perth.

Jason Williams
Jason Williams

tfw collect shota
it's supposed to be illegal despite the fact that you can find it via google
I wonder if they'd actually enforce it if they found loli or shota on your hardrive.

Alexander Robinson
Alexander Robinson

I use a Venom Blackbook
16gb RAM
256gb SSD / 1tb HDD
Intel i7
NVIDIA Geforce GTX 850M
it's lasted me about 4 years now, still running well
don't really have any complaints

there's no reason to spread out any more when there's only 25 million of us

Elijah Scott
Elijah Scott

lay it sideways under your bed cunt. there is always room. unless your head touches the roof.

Carter Walker
Carter Walker

dodo
Just get iinet my man.

Charles Lewis
Charles Lewis

Do your government pays journalists and lobbies to keep saying "it's the best place to live on earth !"

Bentley Rivera
Bentley Rivera

finally stepping in to install Fiber Optic cable that would have given us one of the fastest internet networks in the world

fuck I'm out of the loop
when did this shit happen?

Easton Roberts
Easton Roberts

Conservatives honestly want us living in the dark ages. Nothing to do with the costs considering it's become more expensive than Labor's plan ever was. Our media landscape in general is dominated by the Boomer mentality terrified of change and wanting to cling onto their last vestiges of power which they can do for the time being considering we have such a small population of oldies easily mislead by politicians.

Robert Smith
Robert Smith

and fucking canberra
Please, just fucking end it. They've ruined the entire fucking city by building a train that nobody asked for and nobody is going to use.
The construction has literally affected the entire city. And it'll happen again in a few years when they decide to pull it down because absolutely fucking nobody used it.

Just end it. We're the shittiest fucking city in this shithole fucking country being run by the msot retarded, corrupt shit stains of all the retarded corrupt shit stains in this entire retarded corrupt government.

Juan Cooper
Juan Cooper

Our media is basically all owned by one entity.
So it's all the same message, biggest issue at the moment is some cunt fucking with a ball in cricket, its all a smokescreen, but 24/7

Luis Rodriguez
Luis Rodriguez

Where in Sydney is a reliable place for computers?

Wyatt Foster
Wyatt Foster

Funny you say that; I just moved and did change to iinet. They said two weeks ago that my phone line and adsl were connected, and just sent out a technician today who told me that the phone line isn't connected at all.

I'm like $60 over on my fucking phone plan because it's been my only source of internet for a month.

Jeremiah Barnes
Jeremiah Barnes

What?
Whaaaaaaaaaat?

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Liam Ross
Liam Ross

Yes, because they're all owned by Sith Lord Murdoch and he pays them to do it on behalf of the government, who fondle his hairy old man balls and make sure he never has to hear the forbidden word 'Tax' ever again.

Henry Brown
Henry Brown

A decade ago.

Nathan Peterson
Nathan Peterson

Can't help you there sorry user, someone help this guy with a pc place

Dominic Lopez
Dominic Lopez

Pornography laws over here are almost never enforced unless you're the absolute dumbest cunt who gets caught with it on his work computer like that guy with the Bart and Lisa Simpson porn who even then got off pretty lightly.

Gabriel Perez
Gabriel Perez

Fortnite to get banned in Australia
and the average skill of the oce server will raise a hundredfold

Jackson White
Jackson White

Minecraft was released less than 10 years ago still

Luis Edwards
Luis Edwards

like that guy with the Bart and Lisa Simpson porn
Pardon?

Lincoln White
Lincoln White

Who /can't even play online games cos internet is slow and resorts to single player only games/ here?

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Nicholas Cook
Nicholas Cook

Does this look google to you, you dumb cunt?

Thomas Edwards
Thomas Edwards

Single player games are better anyway.

Thomas Hughes
Thomas Hughes

australian english

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Zachary Morales
Zachary Morales

I'd honestly much rather single player games.

Christian Gonzalez
Christian Gonzalez

Based Straya banning shit games

Leo Ross
Leo Ross

You can honestly blame Bob "le based scull a beer man" Hawke for Murdoch owning 80% of the media over here. I'm fairly left/moderate and I hate him more than any Australian leader in history. He gave them carte blanche to do whatever the fuck they like so long as they shilled for him but then just turned on him seconds later, the dumb cunt. Wish he would just die already.

Isaiah Morales
Isaiah Morales

they pick up workers during "booms" and sack em to keep the price high, so if the ore prices ever start to drop, a shitload of workers get the sack so the profit margins stay high. and not really. the kinds of mining we do in AUS are still the 'a bunch of poor bastards go hundreds of feet down an elevator into the earth to work long hard shifts in sweltering conditions in near-lightlessness.

there's a NOW classic anti-stupid cunt story here.

the women employed by a mining company all got their pms at the same time because they all only worked admin etc up top in an air con office setting. and decided the company and every man ever was an evil bastard for getting paid more money than them.

because apparently a typist needs to be paid the same as a fucking engineer working a 500 m below ground in breathing gear with dangerous welding gear in confined spaces

but anyhoo.

so these useless fucking cunts bitch and piss and moan in court, until the court decides that yes, men are evil, and the women must be paid the same as the men.

so in a giant FUCK YOU CUNTS, every single women gets 'promoted' to miner and told to rock up for work at 2 am the next day for their 16 hour shift and the rockface

Guess how many cunts showed up for work the next day?

even better when the bitches couldn't even go back to their old jobs because the company outsourced the admin to a different company altogether

Ryder Jenkins
Ryder Jenkins

It's 'illegal' but not enforced in my experience. That said technically they can't charge you with anything as long as you don't save it to a hard drive or print it off or anything.
As long as you're just looking at it online they can't actually do anything about it.

Grayson Murphy
Grayson Murphy

seemed like Little Malaysia last time I was there

Juan Garcia
Juan Garcia

What's with the disgusting anglos and their "nanny states".

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Luke Nguyen
Luke Nguyen

Rocket League Oceana servers
Always at least ONE player with a ping over 500 complaining about lag
Love this country.

Aaron Harris
Aaron Harris

coincidentally for the last 20 years austalia has been run by minority govt's that don't even hold any majority at all TO fucking form govt. in the first place.

and we should have been stuck in endless elections until all the pollies don't get elected and lose their jobs.

Landon Sanchez
Landon Sanchez

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Samuel Gray
Samuel Gray

suffering

Kevin Butler
Kevin Butler

Minecraft is easily on the same violence level as fortnite

Jason Barnes
Jason Barnes

rupert murdoch owns everything, and australia not having good internet is entirely his doing. because he wants to role out a fox network version of netflix etc and give IT good internet with his own slightly less shitty infrastructure he wants to build, but not if he actually has to COMPETE with anything good, because building THAT would take actual money.

Sebastian Bennett
Sebastian Bennett

Fuck off cunt, it is not, you just watched an ugly bitch on a dying tv station go on about the evils of video games again.

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Alexander Gomez
Alexander Gomez

Hahaha thats how ya do it.
But those workers do get more free shit than your usual working stiff.
Knew a hooker who would go there and massage them after their shifts and give them happy endings and she was fucking raking in the cash so hard she was able to buy a new car and go on holiday.

Robert Rivera
Robert Rivera

Don't worry if Gina had her way Western Australia would've been nuked instead to make way for a new mining port.

Ryan Baker
Ryan Baker

Yeah I have never seen it played but I have seen a poster thing and that artstyle makes me suspect it's not very bloddy at all.

Josiah Myers
Josiah Myers

Betting money that chick was asian cunt

Cameron Mitchell
Cameron Mitchell

Even Kotaku made fun of this user.
Granted Australian Kotaku is a lot better than American Kotaku.

Brayden Hughes
Brayden Hughes

I'm still on ADSL2 and games play online fine.

Daniel Anderson
Daniel Anderson

don't forget

boomer pollies and business faggots blaming the suceeding generations for boomer decisions and policies that have shafted that country.

boomers pretending modern strayans aren't totall shafted by them and everything is just like when boomers were kids, since buying a car for 30 K is just like when they bought their car and houses OUTRIGHT for 40 k!

Charles Barnes
Charles Barnes

Well, glad I checked/v/ after my overnight shift.

Robert Richardson
Robert Richardson

What not just say outright that labour wanted a fibre network and was blocked by libs, who complained about the cost when their plan wasnt even budgeted.

And now it's blown out by more than 50% and wont even be rolled out fully by 2020.
Despite being OUTDATED ALREADY.

Matthew Moore
Matthew Moore

We need an overhaul. I read that there's a really big political party in Italy that limit all their members to 2 terms in any form of government and are committed to pollies being paid little to ensure they're in it for the policy and not the cushy job.

Nathan Sanders
Nathan Sanders

Ding ding cunt.
Filipino asian. Fucking slamming hot brown skinned.

Jeremiah Nguyen
Jeremiah Nguyen

There's not a single drop of blood in the game, BR mode at least I have no idea about the other mode and its not like the kids are playing the zombie mode

Nathaniel Gray
Nathaniel Gray

You can get into trouble for child dolls though.

Levi Jackson
Levi Jackson

/cric/ has been absolutely unbrowseable these past few days. Usually it dies off whenever a match isn't happening but it's just been nothing but Reddit spam for the past few days

Oliver Hall
Oliver Hall

I'm getting the nbn soon. The speed will be nice but the increased data cap is what has me really excited.

Chase Jackson
Chase Jackson

You're on /sp/ though, no complaining.

Nicholas Parker
Nicholas Parker

can someone explain what happened? all i know is some cricket thing went down

Landon Diaz
Landon Diaz

That's all I know sorry user. I don't want to read into it, its basically real life filler.

Owen Perez
Owen Perez

where do you even get those?

Julian Roberts
Julian Roberts

just banter mate

Leo Diaz
Leo Diaz

Yeah that happened to my GF too. Once it got connected though, no problems.

Nathan King
Nathan King

Going for a late night Maccas run lads, what do you want?

Mason Carter
Mason Carter

wait.. but hookers are available to anyone here. They all advertise in the newspaper.

Cooper Morgan
Cooper Morgan

24 nuggets for $10
and sweet and sour sauce

Aiden Nelson
Aiden Nelson

She was going up with the FIFO workers it seems.

Jace Miller
Jace Miller

nani the absolute fuck

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Nathan Phillips
Nathan Phillips

Got caught ball tampering, had a cry in the press conference, every news outlet in the country went into fucking conniptions because muh cricket.

Ethan Brooks
Ethan Brooks

McDonalds gives me diarrhoea.

Bentley Martinez
Bentley Martinez

I honestly don't know why prostitution isn't legal in America. STI rates would honestly plummet because it would be properly regulated.

James Ramirez
James Ramirez

Her official roll to where she went was massassuese since she has a license for it and is actually really good at it.
But she gets a bit more for extra favours during that massage.
Double dipping on money basically, all cash in hand tax free.

Zachary Garcia
Zachary Garcia

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Hudson Nguyen
Hudson Nguyen

This is the kinda shit that keeps one from sleeping

Blake Jackson
Blake Jackson

what kind of idiot would think they could get away with that

Adam White
Adam White

we need to repeal parliamentary priviledge and make political promise ettc. fall under fraud laws.

also delete all polly perks. take out their pay and public servant pay (the beaureaucrats, not the fire dept etc) then recalculate the average australian wage and mandate that no polly or public servant pay can exceed the average wage, nor can they vote to give themselves pay rises. the only pay rise they get is the average wage increase calculated without their currently inordinately high pay distorting it.

a clerk working in an office might be looking at up to 40 K per year depending on how technically demanding the role is

the self same faggot working in public service somehow "deserves" over 65 K?

I would of COURSE implement a Knesset style govt. coalition. whoever gets x percentage of the vote, forms x percentage of the govt.

and if they don't work together as that term's leading coalition, then they're not doing their job and they quit.

remove all golden parachutes of any kind.
cut off the existing ones too.

Isaiah Reed
Isaiah Reed

are you saying there's anything wrong with Little Brown Fuck Machines?

Isaac Ward
Isaac Ward

Fucking Mc OZ mate can't get more 'straylan than that.

Charles Martinez
Charles Martinez

how do you ban something from steam that isn't even for sale physically, faggot

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Henry King
Henry King

speedtest.net/result/7181793719

Henry Williams
Henry Williams

Where did you purchase and for how much?

Lincoln Hill
Lincoln Hill

Boomers are the single greatest plague on the planet and it's still going to be another 20 years until they die. Imagine burning everything good about your country down and having the gall to blame your own children for it.

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Cooper Scott
Cooper Scott

Sounds good, but people with good ideas don't become politcians or rule changers.

Daniel Lee
Daniel Lee

You tell Valve not to allow it on the Australian version

Jack Gray
Jack Gray

Well fucking obviously not cunt because I wouldn't be fucking tapping that every week with me dole check if I didn't like the sexy brown asians now would I?

Dominic Russell
Dominic Russell

boomers
not millenials
"I'm not going to do anything with my life but beg for free handouts"

Leo Roberts
Leo Roberts

Who knows

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Tyler Baker
Tyler Baker

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Nicholas Edwards
Nicholas Edwards

STDs might plummet but trafficking will rise. EU have this problem but they don't want to talk about it.

Aaron Hughes
Aaron Hughes

Australian cricket team being shitcunts as usual on the field and planned to get South Africa's best bowler banned
Saffa gives manlet instigator shit about his wife who slept with about fifty different rugby players before marrying him
Win that Test but get comprehensively BTFO the next one while trying to get their best bowler banned for bumping into him
Completely fail to do so
Complain about crowds despite our head coach actively inciting crowds against specific players in the past at the next Test
Get a patsy to fiddle with the ball the very next day with about fifty cameras on you and try to cover it up
Admit it at press conference at the end of the day and act completely ignorant about the ramifications of it
Get stood down as captain MID MATCH, get BTFO the next day and banned for a year
Subterfuge completely backfires
Sonny Bill Williams entirely responsible for the downfall of Australian cricket
Staying in the same hotel as angry manlet's wife as well
It's been glorious, lad.

Lucas Stewart
Lucas Stewart

hours
thats pretty generous. i swear is was less

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Charles Green
Charles Green

go for a walk
snake bites gets you
go for a swim in the ocean
Jellyfish or shark gets you
go for a swim in the pool
funnel web gets you

Bentley Lewis
Bentley Lewis

So how do blue ringers poison you exactly?

Nicholas Russell
Nicholas Russell

The trafficking problem is not from legal prostitution but the total lack of custom enforcment. It's Illegal in France and it's as bad as in Germany.

Grayson Sanchez
Grayson Sanchez

Bite.

Connor Ortiz
Connor Ortiz

Spoken like a boomer.

Anthony Ortiz
Anthony Ortiz

They bite.

Landon Foster
Landon Foster

fucking this. they took an economic high, and fucked the future in the ass with it for 50 goddam years.

all our politicians went to uni for fucking free, then turn around and make them dogshit tier for-profit useless paper printing factories pretending to be uni's actually cheating foreigners and locals out of money by handing out useless bits of paper.

geee our country will need A LOT more skilleed labour in future! we better shut down all the TRADE SCHOOLS
obviously importing unskilled rapefugees will fill that SKILLED LABOUR shortages!
oh look all these rapefugees who don't even know what a spanner fucking IS are making it even worse, WE BETTER IMPORT MORE

don't even get me fucking started on 'stop the boats' Tones and his 'actually it costs us over a million dollars per rapefugee to fuck them off elsewhere.

if the pollies actually wanted to stop the fucking illegals, they'd tell the RAN to use them as fucking target practice.

especially since these faggots aren't even poor refugees at all, since the fuckers pay black market and organised crime smugglers in asia up to USD 40 K to try and smuggle into AUS.

TL;DR : shits ultra fucked.

Aaron Nguyen
Aaron Nguyen

Used to get up to 100Mbps on the old copper, although the upload speeds are better now at least.

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Logan Hill
Logan Hill

fpbp

Chase Moore
Chase Moore

the first generation of people who will never be able to retire and cannot do anything without getting heavily in debt doesn't want to do anything
man it's a mystery, isn't it?

Thomas Hernandez
Thomas Hernandez

paralysis
your whole body will stop moving including your diaphram within a minute. then you prompty die from suffocation because you cant breath. all the while your brain remains active and you are aware of your surroundings but cant signal anyone or call for help

Angel Reyes
Angel Reyes

They have to blame someone for being overweight and stupid, that just happens to be the children they lazily raised

Brayden Turner
Brayden Turner

I'm going to refuse to work while leeching off my parents into my 30s and complaining about everything in life
Spoken like a millenial.

Lincoln Rogers
Lincoln Rogers

whilst that is true for a minority of the millenial faggots. mostly its

i'm not allowed to even have a job, home and car, so why the fuck am i even going to bother. fuck you assholes, you won't let me live any kind of life anyway, so F this shit.

Austin Jones
Austin Jones

Compare this to:
Moving all of the industry overseas
Inviting every variety of subhuman to live in Australia
Fucking over our one chance at having good internet infrastructure
Recklessly spend all of your money and live off retirement schemes which leech money off your own children
Also making your children pay for your healthcare
Supporting a number of disastrous social movements like feminism and hippies
Crippling your country with debt that millenials will be paying for well into their 40s
Going from being able to walk into a job without any prior education to having 200+ applicants for entry level work
Never experiencing any real hardship in their entire lives and complaining that kids aren't working hard enough these days

Landon James
Landon James

Lap dance.

Matthew Gomez
Matthew Gomez

total lack of custom enforcment
government hiding their own faults
who knew
not from legal prostitution
Most of the trafficked just accept their fate eventually because of money. It's legal because they accepted it..eventually.

Adrian Jackson
Adrian Jackson

And this just in the head coach just resigned absolute top kek
We /cric/ now.

Brayden Hughes
Brayden Hughes

Refugees have enough money for a deposit on a home despite somehow not knowing what a spanner is.
You're an idiot.

Gabriel Scott
Gabriel Scott

hash brown

Ayden Wright
Ayden Wright

Alright cricket boys, I don't follow the game of eternity because I play vidya and only have the free time to support Perth's good footy team when they're on tv. How exactly were the aussie players tampering with the ball? I've heard a few different stories.

Charles Walker
Charles Walker

Nah. Most millenials are willing to work, but you boomers only care about "getting yours" so you ruined the economy for millenials and succeeding generations, resulting in things like expensive housing and wages that don't increase while cost of living keeps rising and we keep wasting money fighting symbolic """Wars""". Fuck you.

Jose Morales
Jose Morales

You could sit here and whine about these things.
Or you could go outside and actually put some effort into your life.

Bentley Baker
Bentley Baker

how do you old fucks even get this brainwashed.

there ARE NO JOBS.

as of 2005 there are over 150 thousand job openings per year in australia.

each year there are over 4000 applicants PER position. what the fuck does that tell you faggot?

the 'millenial' is not ALLOWED to have a job, he or she will NEVER own their own home etc. they will never get to go on holidays, or stop working at all, ever. they are a generation born into slavery. for every austrlian living at this point in time, they must make over 2 million AUD in taxes JUST for the country to break even.

so no, thank you very much you old entitled fuck, you killed australia, i hope you're fucking happy.

Ian Clark
Ian Clark

Don't forget that our government didn't put a cap on how much gas companies could export overseas and just have been basically selling everything overseas which could lead to us being in a possible energy crisis.

Ian Cook
Ian Cook

So sayeth the sage on Sup Forums.

Levi Brooks
Levi Brooks

uuuuh ur obviously not workin haerd ENUGH, pull yerself up by yet bootstraps

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Caleb Price
Caleb Price

it was $2000

I got it from MLN in Melbourne,
there aren't any of those in Sydney
but apparently there's a distributor
(I guess that means it can ship directly to you?)

venomcomputers.com.au/wheretobuy/stockists-australia-new-zealand/

I guess my only complaint,
is my computer gets really loud regardless of what I'm doing
might be my fault living dangerously without antivirus for months at a time before renewing

Jaxson Bailey
Jaxson Bailey

each year there are over 4000 applicants PER position.
So how does anyone ever find work?
You're pulling shit out of your ass to try and justify your own laziness. Not more than 20 fucking years ago people actually put fucking work into their lives. People were happy to work.
Nowadays all the kids just want handouts.

Nathaniel Smith
Nathaniel Smith

Fucking government gives them all that shit for free cunt.
Holy fuck get out of your fucking box and see the world.
Countries fucked and in 30 years your looking at a fucking entire country like Detroit.

William Bell
William Bell

I live in NSW and there's one in my local mall.
I don't think much people go there though

Christian Russell
Christian Russell

yes. they do. the govt. literally hands them giant piles of money.

in my part of AU, the joke is the rapefugees keep buying new cars because since they're retarded and can't drive, and they keep having accidents, the govt. has to let them have another new fucking car.

and they HAD that money. instead of using it where they were to try and make things better, or sending their women and children to wait in line in all the LEGAL refugee things worldwide, they spent the money they had on criminals trying to sneak into the country.

how about you fucking reading comprehension, you lefty cunt.

Ryan Ward
Ryan Ward

gee, I wonder why I don't have a job
maybe it's because an evil secret organisation of old people intentionally take every opportunity away from me
or maybe I'm just a spoiled lazy brat
Hmm, really makes you think.

Charles Powell
Charles Powell

Dude, these people NEED our fucking welfare. Stop being an racist bigot - fucking asshole
youtube.com/watch?v=RaGbCReZipk
freespeechtime.net/2018/01/watch-female-muslim-refugee-says-she.html

Daniel Edwards
Daniel Edwards

I realize now that the reason my country isn't in such deep shit is because our boomers were paranoid xenophobes.

Ethan Gonzalez
Ethan Gonzalez

oh yes. i forgot about the "uh, you know all that natural gas we had, foreign companies sold it all overseas 20 years ago. so if you want gas, or electricity, you need to pay a 500% price increase."

Matthew Taylor
Matthew Taylor

We have one at my local mall. It used to be bigger, but moved to a smaller space several years back. It seems to do decent business.

Alexander Reed
Alexander Reed

Yeah we can browse boorus

I've lived in aus for over 20 years and only like 2 or 3 snakes in my life. Would you people be legitimately afraid of dangerous animals if you came to Australia?

Adam Stewart
Adam Stewart

You really are fucking retarded. I can see why moot hated you dumb fucks now.

Thomas Green
Thomas Green

So how does anyone ever find work?
Presumably, out of those 4,000 people, one person gets the job they applied for.

Michael Lopez
Michael Lopez

that was the CSIRO statistics for emplyment as of 2005 ish, faggot.

also

just wanting a job is a handout now so sayeth the boomer

you're a cunt. a stupid useless cunt too

Colton Myers
Colton Myers

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Logan Powell
Logan Powell

So that would mean Australia has a less than 0.5% employment rate.

Wyatt Lewis
Wyatt Lewis

Only reason companies hire you on is because of the massive scam that is Work Choices.
How they do it is the government pays them about $5000 to hire you on for 6 months then they have to give you full time work.
They fire you just before 6 months and essentially the government payed for you to work at that place and the business payed you only what was given to them.
They fire you and replace your ass with another and keep doing it.
Also they can string you along if they want by giving you 'Permanent Part Time' in which you work full time hours without benefits, so they can exploit you until they decide to fuck you off again.
That shit keeps happening to everyone I know since that is how the system is now, overly favouring the businesses and fucking over the average worker.

Nathan Long
Nathan Long

secret organisation of old people
They're not secret, though.

Bentley Sanders
Bentley Sanders

Wait...have you ever been out of the country? You're retarded/have lived in western Sydney your entire life if you think people Syria are not reasonably well educated to the point where they know what a spanner is.

Jaxon Flores
Jaxon Flores

upload is shit but I don't really notice it

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Nathan Phillips
Nathan Phillips

Because the fucken aboriginals burnt up all our forests.

Australia is 90% desert now.

Luis Cruz
Luis Cruz

Yes, these are also the same companies that did Fracking for natural gases right near the fucking Artesian Basin with their shitty machines that kept breaking down and spilling poisounous chemicals into nearby lakes in farmer's properties. Thank fuck we voted in Labor here in QLD otherwise we'd have that fucking Adani mine that needed $500 million of TAX PAYERS MONEY to start up because every major bank declined loans to them.

Mason Miller
Mason Miller

This is a nice shitposting.

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Lincoln Martinez
Lincoln Martinez

no, its 150 k ADVERTISED positions.

that's the jobs available per yer, each f those get over 4 K applicants going by the numbers.

so australia has a steadily worsening employment gap that is NOT getting addressed in any way and just gets compounded year on year.

Ryder Roberts
Ryder Roberts

Only drones and gynecologist are happy to work

Dominic Bell
Dominic Bell

that's the jobs available per yer, each f those get over 4 K applicants going by the numbers.
OK, user, I'll walk you through this.
X number of jobs get advertised per year. 4000 people apply for each job, 1 person gets that job.
That means 3999 people are unemployed.
That is an employment rate of 0.025%.

Isaiah Peterson
Isaiah Peterson

I don't think he meant refugee but economical migrants.

Lucas Evans
Lucas Evans

They get around that by saying that if you work at least 3 hours once a month you are considered 'Employed' even though no fucking person could live on 1 day of work a month.
Just more shifty shit from the old Howard Government days.
I fucking hate that tracksuit wearing cunt more than anyone.

Levi Jones
Levi Jones

every unemployed person is applying for every advertised job in the country

Christian Jackson
Christian Jackson

Honestly, Fortnite is probably the best fotm game in years.
It’s also nice having a game, during the period of “everyone is an important member of the team!” that lets you effortlessly shit on bad players.

Zachary Clark
Zachary Clark

We need a fucking destructive revolution to rip the government down, go through three decades of fascism and then come out with a nice shiny new government.

Nathaniel Taylor
Nathaniel Taylor

Why are you cunts on Sup Forums on the night before Good Friday?

Why aren't you out clubbing and fucking sluts?

Connor Cook
Connor Cook

evil secret organisation of old people
You mean a greedy generation who couldn't look foward forther than their nose and then blamed it all on their offspring when they turned around and saw the destruction in their wake.

Charles Brown
Charles Brown

and doesn't include the already employed persons, you idiot.

it explains why aus' unemployment rate is growing so badly. because there's comparitively FUCKALL new jobs going year on year, compared to the amount of people needing work.

Luke James
Luke James

tracksuitwearingkoalacreateshousingbubble.jpeg

Nathan Gray
Nathan Gray

Been waiting for one of these.

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Kayden Walker
Kayden Walker

you can get some fairly dece lappys and computers in JB Hi Fi, and places like Harvey Norman and Domain, but they will probs cost you a fair bit, might be better off ordering a laptop online if you really can't get a desktop

Wyatt Allen
Wyatt Allen

Seems like it, yes.

Jackson Rogers
Jackson Rogers

It's 2PM in the old continent

Hunter Brooks
Hunter Brooks

Because that worked great for Egypt and Syria, amirite?

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Liam Lopez
Liam Lopez

this too. the govt. classifies anyone with 5 hours of work a week to be 'employed' and not needing any assistance at all.

Thomas Thompson
Thomas Thompson

How the fuck is that even possible to burn 90% of you continent with sticks and stones?

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Oliver Evans
Oliver Evans

For some fucking reason, my sister wants to go to Perth for college. Give me reasons why, or why not, and I’ll show them to her, since this is apparently the Aussie meeting ground.

Julian Gray
Julian Gray

I'd honestly welcome the fucking caliphate at this point. At least it would be a change of form.

Evan Gutierrez
Evan Gutierrez

Do you have a majority of muslims wanting to enforce sharia laws too ?

Jack Morgan
Jack Morgan

tfw Adam Internet

Joshua Adams
Joshua Adams

yfw any 'revolution' in AU would just result in another fucking proxy war between USA / NATO and fucking CHINA

That's if you believe fucking YANKEE SCUM would even live up to any part of ANZUS

John Stewart
John Stewart

I'm a lazy NEET while my qt asian gf is studying medicine at melbourne uni

Matthew Jenkins
Matthew Jenkins

So is that story about the guy that fingered Hex at a nightclub true?

Jose King
Jose King

Abos worshipped fire, they'd wait for a lightning strike to set a tree on fire and then keep it burning as long as they could
I expect they learned how to make it themselves eventually but that's how they 'hunted' for thousands of years, they used fire they 'found' to waste acres upon acres of forest and jungle and then picked up the burned carcasses the fire left behind

Ethan Hernandez
Ethan Hernandez

la creatura...

Asher Jenkins
Asher Jenkins

I live in Perth, send her to me. I haven't seen another person in so long. It's lonely. Only the huge swarms of sharks to keep me company. We don't even have a college.

Julian Phillips
Julian Phillips

tfw our government is 75% female and growing
Things are going to start to get banned more and more, lads. Making Altier R18 was just the beginning.

Evan Robinson
Evan Robinson

The set the forest on fire to scare out all the animals so they could eat them. Then they moved onto the next forest. Some forests now actually require fires as a cycle of rebirth and growth because of it.

William Harris
William Harris

I've been playing games online since long before NBN was ever even heard of or talked about. Do you live in Alice Springs or something?

Gavin Powell
Gavin Powell

I fingered hex at the nightclub

Ian Clark
Ian Clark

ever since they got to australia 40 odd thousand years ago they'd literally burn any motherfucking forest down they could. ALL OF IT. being stupid plains dwelling faggots, the idea of TREES made their tiny brains hurt, and the fear of ANYTHING having a bigger STICK than them made them decide the only solution was clearing the land for more glorious wasteland , i mean, 'plains'

remember, star wars was filmed in australia because our desolate wastelands look otherworldly.

apparently melbounre does. but F that place, nuke it.

David White
David White

There's plenty of "colleges" in Perth, they're just apartment buildings for uni students

Hudson Price
Hudson Price

What uni is she going to and what course is she doing? If she's going to WAAPA then it's the right choice because somehow we've got the most prestigious performing arts academy in the country.

Christian Evans
Christian Evans

they used fire they 'found' to waste acres upon acres of forest and jungle and then picked up the burned carcasses the fire left behind
The absolute state of bush-woolies.

William Morgan
William Morgan

Why should we care if their maruspials are all ugly?

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Hunter Stewart
Hunter Stewart

24 nugs
sweet and sour sauce

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Leo Collins
Leo Collins

Sup Forums is more civil and informative when talking about anything except video games
How could this happen?

Isaiah Bell
Isaiah Bell

Sup Forums hates video games

Alexander Turner
Alexander Turner

You should see what happens when people talk about porn mate.
Stick around you might find out.

Gabriel Garcia
Gabriel Garcia

Burning all of your vegetation
That's beyond retardation. Thanks for the knowledge anons.

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Andrew Richardson
Andrew Richardson

Work at a primary school, most male students from grade grade 3 up play fortnite, none of them want to shoot people. Why is my country so retarded.

Alexander Williams
Alexander Williams

opossum
The most retarded of marsupials.

Isaiah Hall
Isaiah Hall

There is a reason there was a White Australia policy mate.
Worst thing they did was repeal it and give them everything.

Henry James
Henry James

/pol/ is asleep

its also only 8 ish am in BURGERLAND (central) so meritards are currently chowing down on fat and starbucks.

so there's that.

also; wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg

Austin Reed
Austin Reed

tfw our government is 75% female and growing
what the fuck are you talking about user

Tyler Thomas
Tyler Thomas

uwotm8

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Liam Thomas
Liam Thomas

t.quoll

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Mason Bennett
Mason Bennett

Abos are better off having piss ups down at the beach and drinking goon than being a part of society

Christopher Bell
Christopher Bell

When dad was 16 he walked into a tyre fitting shop and got a job
me, when I was 19, goes around to 3 different towns in my area handing out resumes for days and get nothing back or hear that people only want experiece

Parker Rogers
Parker Rogers

We've got a region called the Nullarbor Plain. See that lighter patch in the picture? That's it. There's no trees there at all.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nullarbor_Plain

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Easton Torres
Easton Torres

seriously, calling it 'white australia' is a misnomer. it was literally a 'no fuck off, stupid fucking retards DO NOT get anything, they can go fuck right off' because it also 'disavantaged' white people who wanted to be welfare faggots.

it was liberal faggots who got rid of national service and land labour battalion, ensuring australia would even HAVE a fucking unemployment rate.

Sebastian Cox
Sebastian Cox

Australia needs to make that no rama rama video
youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo

Matthew Nguyen
Matthew Nguyen

I'd rather be stabbed by an abo than live next to one.

Matthew Peterson
Matthew Peterson

go away

James Parker
James Parker

i was suss at that. maybe he's including local councils and shit like that, not just state and federal.

Isaiah Nelson
Isaiah Nelson

She doesn’t have a specific plan. It probably would be performing arts, though.
I forgot to mention: we’re American.

Jason Williams
Jason Williams

Oi you perth cunts, Rockingham or Mandurah?

Aiden Brown
Aiden Brown

LA LUZ EXTINGUIDO

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Adam Williams
Adam Williams

Going from being able to walk into a job without any prior education to having 200+ applicants for entry level work
The college diploma craze was a mistake.

Samuel Hughes
Samuel Hughes

don't forget the

grad high rape fathers complaining white people are ruining their culture for stopping them from raping all the womenfolk they are the 'elder' of.

reee you can't stop me being an alchoholic paedophiliac deadbeat with no job! i'm the ELDER! it's CILTURAL! REEEE

Owen Ward
Owen Ward

liberal
It was Labor who stopped conscription and the WAP.

Colton James
Colton James

Hownew.ru
Off topic discussion is the only discussion worth having on every single board.
Most people here could pull a university course on video games out of their asshole. That’s not interesting to discuss, everyone knows too much.

Nathan Johnson
Nathan Johnson

Chillin in Brisi.

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Alexander Turner
Alexander Turner

I think it works this way on any board, every fighterZ thread becomes a better dragonball discussion thread than anything you'd ever find on /a/, I've seen some alright videogames discussion on /tv/ as well

Matthew Sanchez
Matthew Sanchez

i didn't mean the liberal party itself.

since the current 'liberal party' is actually the remnants of both country liberal and city liberal, with country nationals and city nationals. because neither has actually been politically viable enough to run for an election separately in over 2 fucking decades.

i should have said 'daft lefty cunts'

and national service =/= conscription

Zachary Barnes
Zachary Barnes

She can't afford to live in Perth. Putting housing prices aside, we're the most expensive city to live in in the entire country. It's stupid and retarded and even if housing is more expensive in Sydney it's not cheap here. Nothing is cheap here. I've been to America and Europe, food is cheap and well portioned. Food is not cheap in Perth and on the lesser side of portioning. As a student she'll be poor and I don't think you get any of the nice stuff like HECS fees as an international student.

Benjamin Jenkins
Benjamin Jenkins

new thread?

Justin Morris
Justin Morris

We’re very very high middle class, potentially more depending on business. With daddy’s money, and all that, she’d be fine. The real question is it worth doing, particularly since she could live anywhere else in the world, or just go to community college for free.

Matthew Taylor
Matthew Taylor

actually reaching post limit in blatantly off topic thread.

I see mods are hard at work again, saving us from any thread with Sup Forums content.

Michael White
Michael White

classic

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Adrian Garcia
Adrian Garcia

There doing that with Newcastle but instead of putting in a train they removed one that went the length of Newcastle and now are putting in a light rail system down one of the busier roads.

And then they lie and act like it's some great thing even though it's been 3 years since the trains stopped and they haven't even started with the light rail.

I miss being able to go from Sydney to the heart of Newcastle without getting off my arse

Luis Rodriguez
Luis Rodriguez

Thank you for your helpful contribution, you retarded Reddit tourist. Don’t you have a mobage thread to post in?

Carson Martinez
Carson Martinez

I saw an abo chick stab the guy she was with in the middle of the main street a few years ago because he wouldn't buy her maccas

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