Sweet jesus of mother

Luis Adams
Luis Adams

sweet jesus of mother

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theverge.com/circuitbreaker/2018/3/28/17173308/nintendo-switch-third-party-unlicensed-docks-bricked-consoles
ec.nintendo.com/JP/ja/titles/70010000008546
youtu.be/y8QCFNAgPDo

Grayson Cruz
Grayson Cruz

Inb4 shitters try and say 3rd largest video game market is irrelevant

Lucas Hill
Lucas Hill

japan
relevant
lol

Angel Jenkins
Angel Jenkins

actually believing that japs exist

Charles Martinez
Charles Martinez

Didn't you get the news? Now Europe is the only relevant market when it comes to vidya.
Japan and America are out of the games since they allowed Nintendo Switch to be the best selling thing ever.
ONLY EUROPE MATTERS.
when switch will conquer europe too, we will say Mars is the only relevant market.
Zero (0) Switches sold on mars! AHAHAHAHA SONY WINS AGAIN

Adam Rogers
Adam Rogers

switch breaking records in europe
implying it's not selling in europe

the fuck is wrong with you

Henry Gray
Henry Gray

bricks your system
Come and say it with me: it's okay when Nintendo does it.

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Jayden Walker
Jayden Walker

the only market that matters is a bunch of faggots who only buy systems for FIFA and COD
Vidya is fucked, jews won

Eli Fisher
Eli Fisher

Library mostly consisting of ports, and very few high-quality games besides that
Paid online to come out within the year that'll be $20 per year with the only real benefit aside from the online being a free NES game
Generally poor online services by industry standards
Fragile, with very expensive replacement parts
Bricks itself if you use third party accessories
Selling like fucking hotcakes
I genuinely do not understand.
I mean, yeah there's the whole normie factor of Zelda and Skyrim, but this is honestly getting ridiculous.

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Blake Williams
Blake Williams

what?

Colton Jones
Colton Jones

That's like 4 billion regular units

Alexander Clark
Alexander Clark

Who is Japan?

Levi Hughes
Levi Hughes

sweet jesus of mother
sales matter again after the PS4 dominated Japan for several weeks with MHW
in other news PC got DQ XI and the Switch didn't.
carry on.

Blake Morales
Blake Morales

Updates your console
Bricks it
it's ok when Nintendo does it

Jason Ward
Jason Ward

Europe never counts

Dylan Torres
Dylan Torres

theverge.com/circuitbreaker/2018/3/28/17173308/nintendo-switch-third-party-unlicensed-docks-bricked-consoles

Go ahead and say it's their own fault for using a third-party dock that doesn't scratch their screen.

David Jenkins
David Jenkins

handheld. you aren't confined to play in your seat/cushions/chair etc.

Owen Thomas
Owen Thomas

Only if you bought the cheapest possible one aka Nyko. Insignia dock is still working here.

Julian Hall
Julian Hall

not just buying a screen protector
jamming your switch in to the dock in the first place
Wew

Ayden Myers
Ayden Myers

Wii U had that too, and I don't exactly see people carrying their Switch outside of their house or anything.
I dunno, that just doesn't seem like a big enough factor to explain the sheer fucking madness people express over the Switch, but I'm not a normie so I guess I wouldn't know.

Gabriel Ortiz
Gabriel Ortiz

Selling like fucking hotcakes
sonybro here. why would it not sell ? 70 million already have a PS4 and the Xbox is dead. most gamers want a second console. objectively nintendo's mid gen launch was a brilliant business move even if the Switch's library is poor as fuck.

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Evan Torres
Evan Torres

Been using the default dock since April last year, literally not a single scratch.
Who the fuck cares about people using modded hardware.

Michael Johnson
Michael Johnson

Switch comes with a dock
Gets a cheap third party one anyway
Not getting your touch screen a screen protector
I'm not saying they deserved it, but they could have avoided it

Brayden Gray
Brayden Gray

2 nuke wasn't enough

David Gray
David Gray

most gamers want a second console
...Why not just get a PC?
I've never understood the need to have more than one console.
And, again, that doesn't really explain the absolutely insane sales it's getting, at $300, for a system with a mediocre library.

Austin Johnson
Austin Johnson

The dock the Switch comes with is honestly a terribly cheap hunk of plastic. The difference being they charge like mad for one despite just being a glorified charging station.

Brody Murphy
Brody Murphy

It'll easily outsell the DS in Japan. Imagine when Pokemon comes out. People will literally die for it.

Connor Murphy
Connor Murphy

Ask Bitcoin next time you see him. I bought a Switch because it was cheaper then a worthwhile GPU upgrade.

Ryan Anderson
Ryan Anderson

Didn't the "dock scratches your screen!" parroters get btfo when one of the people with a scratched screen got outed as having ground it into his carpet to get those scratches? Another one was scratching his screen with fucking nails and blaming it on the dock too iirc

Connor Perry
Connor Perry

Why the fuck would you not have already owned a decent gaming PC before the bitcoin craze?
I never understood why the whole GPU price hike has been so devastating for people. I mean, yeah, it's bad, but it's not like you have to replace your GPU every year or two, games aren't exactly hiking up in system requirements like they used to.

Jose Gutierrez
Jose Gutierrez

...Why not just get a PC?
I've never understood the need to have more than one console.

BECAUSE NOT EVERY FUCKING ONE IS A FUCKING BEGGAR JESUS CHRIST.

you pests are literally the vegans of the gaming world. you are probably one of the pricks that "knows computers". how do you think we are posting here you dumb fuck.

Cameron Evans
Cameron Evans

I'm sure some people went out of their way to prove it, but the original model for the 3DS would screen the top screen just by closing it so there was definitely a non-zero risk of the dock potentially damaging the Switch screen. I got a tempered glass screen protector as was recommended and haven't had any marks on it, though.

Justin Hughes
Justin Hughes

I've had one of the things since launch and I figured out pretty quickly that people were lying about the dock since I couldn't actually replicate any of the dock-scratching claims. I was pretty rough with it at one or two points too and I still couldn't actually damage it just through rough but intended use of the thing, you'd have to go out of your way with the Switch to do damage to its screen. Switch + a screen protector might as well be made of nintendium.

Xavier Evans
Xavier Evans

hurr I don’t understand anything please share my opinions
kys my man

Dylan Morris
Dylan Morris

I put mine in the dock every fucking day to charge because I can’t be fucked to use the cable, and there are 0 scratches. I don’t use a screen protector because I’m not gay

Aaron Reyes
Aaron Reyes

Nintendo could literally shit in you nintentards mouths and you'd ask for seconds.

Hudson Moore
Hudson Moore

Free rent space

Ethan Ross
Ethan Ross

third party dock
for what reason? someone give me a legitimate excuse for this? is it just cheap niggas selling their official and buying a cheap one?

Jacob Brown
Jacob Brown

noice

Thomas Gonzalez
Thomas Gonzalez

how many world wide now?

Dylan Thomas
Dylan Thomas

It is, and it isn't. I blame all manufacturers for not adhering to any usb-c standards and making shit noncompatible across same plug. :/

Got 5 devices, all need their original power brick because shit gets fucked, or broken even.

Blake Clark
Blake Clark

umaru poster
wanting to trash ANY THING
LITERAL TRASH
WANTING TO TRASH ANYTHING
ok this bait makes me fucking mad
kill your FUCKING SELF DEGENERATE UMARU SHITTER

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Juan Anderson
Juan Anderson

calls out umaru poster
posts seasonal meme girl

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Noah Lewis
Noah Lewis

i didnt even watch the show but i watched umaru s1
its the deepest shit ever posible so your argument is invalid

Liam Clark
Liam Clark

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Isaiah Russell
Isaiah Russell

ec.nintendo.com/JP/ja/titles/70010000008546
EXPLAIN

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Evan Allen
Evan Allen

DIE UMARU FAG DIE
DIE YOU DEGNERATE!!!!!!

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Dominic Russell
Dominic Russell

buy cheap ass chink accessories
surprised when they destroy your system
You can only blame yourself.

Dominic Anderson
Dominic Anderson

That was their biggest game of the year. Enjoy being irrelevant for the foreseeable future.

Ian Cook
Ian Cook

DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE

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Benjamin Jones
Benjamin Jones

DIE MOTHER FUCKER DIE
DIE MOTHER FUCKER DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Gavin Turner
Gavin Turner

It’s your fault for buying a cheap and crappy 3rd party products. I had my switch since launch and I had no problems because I take care of my stuff

Owen Kelly
Owen Kelly

Ah yes, I'd rather pay $80 for one of Nintendo's official docks so that it can tear mny screen apart. At least the system will be working.

It's pretty fucking despicable that Nintendo went this far. People are annoyed at you overcharging them for a fucking glorified USB cable, so better fucking fry their entire system. That'll learn em to start sucking that corporate cock.

Bentley Williams
Bentley Williams

bricks your own system with cheap chink shit
LmAOIng

Jaxson Roberts
Jaxson Roberts

BTFO

Hunter King
Hunter King

Cheap chink accessories known from their release to cause problems or bricks no less, third-party docks have been warned against by Nintendo and custom dock shell producers ever since they became a thing

Josiah Thompson
Josiah Thompson

so that it can tear my screen apart
Yes. all those horizontal scratches on those Switch screens were horrible

Landon Foster
Landon Foster

so that it can tear mny screen apart
he still fell for the dock shitposts

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Evan Gomez
Evan Gomez

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Easton Lewis
Easton Lewis

FAKE NEWS
ALL THOSE PEOPLE WITH SCRATCHED SCREENS WERE LYING

Jack Reed
Jack Reed

people STILL buy cheap shit from chinks
They get what they deserved.

Bentley Brooks
Bentley Brooks

stock mine's fine post

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Kevin Torres
Kevin Torres

Except they actually were because most of them were putting those scratches there themselves and then blaming the dock, unless you happen to have irrefutable proof the dock did those things

Jackson Hill
Jackson Hill

when Nintendo does it
when Nintendo
Funny how this story has gotten so out of hand.
It is actually very notable to note that the Nyko dock already had a very bad failure rate even before the 5.0 update.
And the other docks that brick the system, lo and behold, were also noted to brick systems albeit at a much lower rate than that of the Nyko dock.

Why did the 5.0 update result in the failure rate shooting up? Who knows. It could be any number of reasons. Including some anti-tampering measures from Nintendo's part. But not even that is certain.
What is certain however is that these docks that bricks Switches have been fucky from the beginning. And they've been manufactured using guess work and do not follow the same protocol as official docks. And that includes how they handle the power draw.
Cue point. These docks were already fucky. Were already bricking systems. Should not be supported. And considering how they aren't technically even working correctly with the system even when they're working. It really is not the most surprising thing in the world to see an update fucking them up. Intentionally or unintentionally

Also. This isn't even the first time something like this has happened. There have been many awful chargers for instance. Most notably before third parties learned how the iphones actually worked. So many fried phones (and house fires) all over the world because of these shitty chargers.

It's not as if Nintendo were looking at third party docks. All of which worked perfectly. Then decided that they wanted none of that. And sent out an intentional kill signal to instantly brick all the systems as punishment and without forewarning.
Rather these were docks that were already shit. And after the update that made the system both more secure and stable. These docks continued being shit and they fucked up even more.

Nintendo may have been able to handle this better. But don't excuse these shitty Chinese third parties only to blame Nintendo.

Brody Moore
Brody Moore

Yep, literally every single person was lying, Nintendo is literally perfect and couldn't possibly have messed up.
Just like hundreds of systems that worked fine suddenly frying themselves after a patch had nothing to do with Nintendo either

Jackson Ward
Jackson Ward

Scratch my screen like a moron, stores won't repair this for free...
Guiss guiss, Nintendo totally scratched my screen
Free repair plz

Cooper Campbell
Cooper Campbell

Close to the PS4, nice

Hudson Robinson
Hudson Robinson

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Dylan Morris
Dylan Morris

Ah, I see, you're in fact here to shitpost, or you believe the proofless post you want to believe and anything else is a big stinky liar

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Robert Nguyen
Robert Nguyen

Like fucking clockwork.

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Cooper Young
Cooper Young

PS4 took 4 years to sell 4 million
Switch did it in 1
lol

Jason Robinson
Jason Robinson

buy a switch and own it for 3 months
GPU bugs out while playing zelda
send it in repair with receipt and is still in 1 year warranty
these kikes actually try charge me for it
Sony and Microsoft would NEVER

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Lucas Jackson
Lucas Jackson

HOW DID NINTENDO PULL OFF THE GREATEST SCAM IN HUMAN HISTORY??

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Ryan Reyes
Ryan Reyes

Literally quality over quantity.

Blake King
Blake King

dumb umaru poster throwing umaru in the trash
sasuga umaru poster
i spit on you

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Carter Bennett
Carter Bennett

Better edited version

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Hudson Edwards
Hudson Edwards

QUALITY

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Gabriel Ward
Gabriel Ward

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Angel Bailey
Angel Bailey

I really think you should delete this post if you know what is good for you.
I will call my steam friends if you don't.
I'm warning you.

Jonathan Flores
Jonathan Flores

The sole flaw of the game.

Carson Davis
Carson Davis

SEETHING

Henry Thomas
Henry Thomas

sole

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Ryder Watson
Ryder Watson

muh screen scratches
muh 3rd party docks
Why not just get a fucking 2$ tempered glass protector?

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Josiah Robinson
Josiah Robinson

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Camden Campbell
Camden Campbell

muh 3rd party docks
But the Nintendo's dock scratches it????

Lucas Nelson
Lucas Nelson

the ones that refuse to accept anything but nintendoom as reality are shitposting and either own a switch but don't care or don't own one and have some bizarre vendetta against it

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Grayson Cruz
Grayson Cruz

all that time cherripicking and hating a game when you could have been enjoying it instead
How sad.

Dylan Jackson
Dylan Jackson

Are the dipshit ban hunters who make these threads even aware that people mostly visit them because they've already given away how triggered they are?

Cooper Rodriguez
Cooper Rodriguez

Smash and Pokemon are gonna give it the finishing strike.

Jace Sanchez
Jace Sanchez

You can do this in any game, man. Zelda's combat is god tier.

Caleb White
Caleb White

you forgot about
muh useless kickstand tipping over and breaking the switch when it falls

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Tyler Gonzalez
Tyler Gonzalez

I don't deny it may scratch (as I got the tempered glass cover day 1), but why not just get a cheap ass screen protector? Why do these 3rd party docks even exist in the first place?

Brandon Diaz
Brandon Diaz

somebody got paid to do that video
The absolute state of gaming "journalism".

Jaxson Walker
Jaxson Walker

Why does he keep pushing it further in when the system's already propped up, and then he's surprised the flimsy kickstand snaps off?

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Luke Hernandez
Luke Hernandez

What does that have to do with the discussion about docks, shitposter-kun?

Brody Wood
Brody Wood

break my stand by smashing my hand into the switch
wtf this thing doesnt work
before i make the vid let me just get the oldest desk in the area

the stand isnt even bad, you're not supposed be retarded and put force on it, it's strong enough to hold the console up, this is just a shitty propoganda video

Easton Johnson
Easton Johnson

breaking the switch when it falls
youtu.be/y8QCFNAgPDo

Jonathan Jackson
Jonathan Jackson

Did they think this video wouldn't make them look completely spastic?

Matthew Stewart
Matthew Stewart

megumeme poster calling umaru dumb

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Brody Scott
Brody Scott

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Jose Johnson
Jose Johnson

The default dock doesn't scratch your screen.

Charles Jenkins
Charles Jenkins

has repeatedly established there's only one prop-up angle
keeps trying to force it down to a more oblique angle and pushes it over or breaks the kickstand off again
Why do people record themselves being idiots?

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Dylan Russell
Dylan Russell

yes you dumb usagi poster
you are second worse after umaru pile of shit

Luis Edwards
Luis Edwards

That's probably the only part that made sense. He was trying to prop it up at a different angle, it even says "there's just one angle, sorry."

Hunter Harris
Hunter Harris

YES IT DOES THE CROWBCAT VIDEO TOLD ME IT DOES

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Ryder Lopez
Ryder Lopez

Not really, he should've gathered from the fact he was facing resistance in pushing it further that it's either going to snap or break off.

Luis Bell
Luis Bell

The funny part is that Nintendo anticipated people being dumb with the stand, which is why it pops off so easily; it's designed to be removable so it can pop off before it gets damaged and be easily popped back in.

Juan Scott
Juan Scott

usagi

Samuel Robinson
Samuel Robinson

Sorry Wojack-kun, you're right. I'll leave the room to you

Levi Sanders
Levi Sanders

My kid literally slams the fucking thing into the dock like he's dunking a basketball(the dock is on a shelf above his height, so he jumps up and dunks it in) and the thing doesn't have a single scratch.

I can only assume that the people who claimed the dock did it either had a really defective dock or did it themselves and needed an excuse so that their warranty would cover it.

Jackson White
Jackson White

If my waifu thread gets deleted while it was in the middle of a decent discussion then this blatant shitposting needs to be corrected.

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Hudson Robinson
Hudson Robinson

How is it shitposting? They were the ones posting that stupid umaru hate shit. All I did was put it into the trash where it belongs. If you hate anime and/or umaru you don't belong here.

William Reyes
William Reyes

The absolute asspain of Nintendoomers

Alexander Morgan
Alexander Morgan

switch is selling too well, better fall back on some debunked shit from its launch last year as a reason to not buy it

Asher Brown
Asher Brown

Why do people with drones act like this

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