Hello Sup Forums! You're watching... Adventure Call!

Hello Sup Forums! You're watching... Adventure Call!
My name is Falconhoof, and I will be your guide.

Greetings traveler on Line 1, are you ready to begin your quest?

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Let's get going then!

Kill jesta.

You're a toilet

JUMP THE FUCKING CHASM

Kill the jesta

Get troll

You awake in Voldesath's labyrinth, their are paths to the north, south, east and west, what would you like to do?

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>limmy
>funny
Pick one and only one.

Look around

kill jesta

Go into a fetal position and masturbate furiously.

take a sip of my barry's red cola

North by Northwest

I'm sorry but I cannae take more than one instruction. What would you like to do?

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kill the jester

Back from whence I came

Do them in order.

You open the West door with your key.

Inside the door... is a large mirror. You see yourself for the first time in your adventure.

You are wearing a large colourful hat, with small bells dangling from each point.

Your trousers are poofy and baggy.

Your shoes end in small upward points.

You are a Jester traveler... what would you like to do next?

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kill maself

Kill jester

Masturbate on the spot. Preferably while staring at anyone present. If multiple other actions are given, do this one first.

Lift a kg of steel and a kg of feathers

Is mah money, is mah game. Kill maself.

Claim your waifu

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kill jesta

Fellate Falconhoof

Do a dance

Remove the outfit and immediately present my naked body to the nearest women. Begin masturbating vigorously

DAS PEIYE, DAS PEIYE MATE

Drink some Barry's red cola.

Strip off all my clothes. Search room.

kill the jesta

get mirror

THE BEAST

Do yer 'ing

oy mate you still there this call cost me 3 quid

YOR NAWT WEARING THA WING SAHNDAHLS