I'm new on Ubuntu

I'm new on Ubuntu
Gibe tips plox

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Install Windows

For ultimate optimised RAM usage, type:

sudo rm -rf /

in the command line. Ubuntu has a way of bloating itself with too many processes. This removes any unused packages and daemons.

Install a different DE. Unity is for cunts

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replace systemd with upstart

this botnet meme has to die, the newest ubuntu has this disabled by default anyway

Install the Flatabulous theme with ultra flat icons.

Didn't know that. Still, they have lost my trust like the uncle who molested me one Christmas. "The new version of him doesn't do that anymore" my ass.

Drop out of school

Drink bleach

uninstall it and reinstall windows 10

What does alt+~ actually do?

Install gentoo

Install Windows 10.

Remember to only ever use the terminal

Install the Numix circle icon theme and Numix gtk theme. Also get synaptic because the Ubuntu market thing is shit.

I'm sorry you were molested.

same thing as alt+tab but it automatically opens submenus/shows miniatures

install xfce

Don't do it Op, this will delete all your system at once !!!!1

don't do this op, it makes mustard gas

Buy a copy of Windows 10. LOONIX is for autists and poorfags.

Ask for genuine Microsoft software.

Remove unity, install gnome, install mpv, use icecat, learn how to use aptitude and sudo, read the debian administrators handbook, learn how to use search engines in case of problems.

Why is that even allowed to happen? Shouldn't there be some form of protection against it?

This

There is and it will throw an error. You need --no-preserve-root to make it run.

Switches through windows of the current application, and not all of them like alt-tab

>What is sudo

>try friendly linux thread

format and install hackintosh.

There is. That command is totally safe as it is.

>fixubuntu.com/
isnt that the same as the amazon search in settings > privacy

would
sudo rm -rf /*
work?

Yes