Hi Sup Forums since lots of you probably do SE/cs/etc I wonder if any of you tried dating...

Hi Sup Forums since lots of you probably do SE/cs/etc I wonder if any of you tried dating. I have noticed on tinder that anytime I mention that I study SE, I get blocked shortly afterwards. What is the chadiest thing that you can study? I would rather lie than get insta deleted.

>inb4 not technology, this is basically social engineering

it doesnt matter what you study

So it does not matter if its philosphy or law? Cmon, tell me which one girls want to hear. What gives me the best chances.

none, it's your attitude.

seriously you can be jobless and a drunk and still have good chances

Tinder is all about pictures and initial impression

You have to study the way of kung-fu.
Release your mind
Train hard
Pick up rice

I have never encountered this telling people I'm a software engineer. It's probably due to the fact you're ugly as fuck and a gigantic beta.

It really doesn't matter. It's how you act and what you say.
I never used those gay dating apps, so you probably need to look good too if you are trying to pick up chicks there.

This. Be like water.

How else would you pick up girls. I am not really a fan of "lol just go out and talk to them", since I am not autistic.

>you're ugly as fuck
People who think otherwise are absolutely retarded. If OP looked like this and had "homeless"/"work as a janitor" on his profile no one would care.

You have to go to the dojo.
Crave for discipline
Double high-kick
Tatsumaki Senpû Kyakû
Stand before your master when chinese man come to takeover the dojo

>What is the chadiest thing that you can
1. be good looking
2. don't be not good looking

Post a conversation. We'll tell you where you fucked up.

>Curreny year
>Dating 3D sluts
>on Sup Forums of all the places

What the fuck happened? I left for 3 months to wrap up my semester and I can't recognize this place. Earlier some faggots were raiding with porn. Where are the desktop threads?

SE as in software engineering? And stop comparing dating to "social engineering" you fucking autist

kill yourself

>not autistic
>can't talk to females
Have you considered removing yourself from the gene pool?

I tried but failed.

I wish but I got deleted, it was basically like this

>hey are you new in [state]?
she: not really
>so you can speak [my language]?
>she: no not yet
>np english is fine either way, so what do you study?
>she [media smt], u?
>me: SE (i wrote sofware eng ofc not "SE"), so you are single right? (I wanted to kind of open up the topic since I was positive she will answer yes obviously)

*blocked*

Failure is no option
Failure is shame
You commit seppuku now
You never learn Mafuba

Tell us about the japanese guy who cucked you.

You're ugly as shit.

Kick! Punch! It's all in the mind!

Also, do you have friends? Friends have friends and that's how you get to know new people casually. Also, work with other people on something or go to events where people might discuss the event afterwards and introduce each other. When people share an experience, they won't feel like they just walked up to a random stranger. It feels more natural talking to a girl after attending the same lecture or a concert.

Also this. Don't call it "social engineering", even privately. It's so lame, like you've read one of those embarrassing "dating tips and tricks" books zf0 found when they hacked Dan Kaminsky's server.

I tried Tinder once but I ended up swiping no on everyone.

So she matches with me, we talk and then she decides that im "ugly and shit" and blocks me after I mention what I study? Ye, makes lots of sense.

I will probably die soon due to an aneurysm or stroke, don't worry.

please try again

Next time you have a conversation, start out with
>hey bitch wanna fuck

...

I have tried it too, but never got any success, most of the time I managed to get pucc was just casually talking then managing to land a date and go from there. Just sayin "wanna smash" or alike never even remotely worked not even on the ugliest of ugly.

Then stop injecting Krokodil.

Isn't tinder for teenagers anyway? Try a real dating site.

>software engineering, so you're single right?
You should've asked her about what's "media something" like, if she likes it, something about her interests, her city etc. Or you could show her you are interested in more things, not just SE. Like, say you're studying SE, but you are really interested in this and that and how media something seems interesting.

This is how she probably understood you:
>I'm a programmer. So, will I get some pussy out of this conversation?

I think you are right, but if she is too good for me to even answer whether she is single or not, I do not think she would have done anything with me anyway. Honestly I think I will change SE to law or business school though, I feel like SE kind of gives of that "weeb/autistic" aura which girls try so hard to avoid. Only question is whether I should say medicine,law or business school, or if I should just straightout lie and say I am already finished with uni and I am working.

There is too much beta emitting from this post.

So optimizing my chances is now "beta". Interesting, care to elaborate?

Don't say you are studying. Say you already have a degree.