Just got home from college, and I have 2 weeks before I leave again to start my internship. what should I do until then...

just got home from college, and I have 2 weeks before I leave again to start my internship. what should I do until then, besides masturbate?

(pic unrelated)

release your stress inside of a qt trap

>masturbate?
>(pic unrelated)

you must masturbate very differently from me

hookers and blow

-Read books
-Watch series/movies
-Go ride a bike

don't think the gf would approve but i guess she doesn't have to know...

got any recommendations?

I would personally work nonstop trying to put yourself in a good position upon entering the internship, assuming you haven't already.

The Long Walk by Stephen King

b-brother?

>internship

>what should I do until then, besides masturbate
You could do women
Or men
I'm not here to judge

that's because you're a brown nosing bitch.

Relax, enjoy your vacation.

Don't do what said, you already got the job there's no need to put in anymore work.

Great read. I used to have one of his Bachmann short story books and this was one of the better stories

I will judge you. Faggot.

kill yourself
;^)

Hey man I'm totally straight

Sure. Faggot.

>I have no potential career paths because I am a retarded NEET, better make fun of this upstanding citizen thats actually doing something with their life

wew

K.

You seem insecure about your sexuality.

>tfw no college and no internships but still makin bank as a back end dev

Hook up with a qt3.14

You're a useless cunt if you have to come to the asshole o the internet to get advice about what to do with your life.

Consider suicide.

I'm putting some Maki here so people have SOMETHING nice to look at when they fall for your shitpost.

>actually doing something with their life
>by doing something you mean buying mr.shekelstein a new leer jet
hurry hurry wagie

why do you bother with internships etc

literally find a job with a degree

i mean unless you are ambitious and enjoy working i suppose

the money and experience are good. i'd say i'm pretty ambitious, too.

dont mind me.. just bitter i dident get more enjoyment out of my college summer vacations

>the asshole o the internet
Get the fuck over yourself, you pretentious fuck

read Introduction to Algorithms