/csg/ Chink Shit General

Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_Shit_General

>News
• Xiaomi's Conference is about to start, come watch it with us!
s1.bbs.xiaomi.cn/livemimax/live_pc.html
• user shows off his loot with his asian cat keeping an eye on his chink shit from a distance • user's having trouble with his RUIZI mp3 player • user got his flipflops • user's real happy with his Custard X20 DAC • Another unboxing and some reviews including a MotoSpeed Mechanical Keyboard some Xiaomi Bluetooth speakers a shark and a wireless gaming mouse • user takes apart the Motospeed K104 mechanical keyboard and shows off its internals Previous thread

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twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

First for stuck at customs

Waiting waiting waiting for my chinkshiiiiiiiiiiit

I want to buy cheap chink laptops on ali
all the places want money up front
how do i keep dirty commie slants from ripping me off?

You're planning to buy a chink laptop, you're getting ripped off regardless.

Half an hour to go!

any day now...

Recommend me a good, cheap soldering kit

Yahua 936

You forgot that /csg/ is now /cat stuff general/

you really give a shit about the max?

Wew lad just literally buy a used thinkpad since they're now technically chinkshit after IBM sold production and development to lelnovo

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I have some interest in the Mi Band 2.
And some anons have interest in MIUI 8.

>chink
>being a racist shithead

fuck you assholes

calm down pajeet

XIAOMI BROS

W

W

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Xiaomi stream just started, IM SO HYPE.

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I've got one of these coming in soon, will post a review once it shows up.
gearbest.com/pocket-knives-and-folding-knives/pp_259117.html

IT'S ON!!

TURN ON YOUR TV! THE NEW MEME PHONE IS ABOUT TO BE ANNOUNCED!

s1.bbs.xiaomi.cn/livemimax/live_pc.html

if not in a cuck country nanny state, then enjoy the knife

which user will be translating this in real time for us?

You can translate the live feed

>s1.bbs.xiaomi.cn/livemimax/live_pc.html

I got nothing better to do

MIUI 8 based on the idea of kaleidoscope

lots of UI/UX changes

how do you pronounce "Xiaomi" anyway?

Its gonna take 1-6 months for the chinks making an global/english version of MIUI8 right?

SHOW mee (-sh as in ship, -ow as in now, -ee as in street, note first syllable stress)

Xiaomi.

Yep.

e-ereader at least?

The airflow arrow memes are real!

underrated post.

what is he talking about now? Is it just moon language improvements?

They're talking about how they made changes to over 20,000 chinese characters so it looks better

They pulled an OSX and changed the font

Canada... might get held up a customs for a bit, but massdrop seems to have no issues shipping spring assisted thumb openers here.

>thumb openers
Sounds brutal

>tfw wanted to buy shit but moving soon so can't wait on shipping

Wait until the patents on e-ink expire.

is there a /csg/ approved ~7 inch android tabled with SIM support for use networks

not a phone, preferably not a "phablet", but with access to at least 3G and 4G on some carrier

>20,000 chinese characters

I feel bad for chinese school children having to learn this inconvenient alphabet because of honor/nationalism and not because it will help out in their education.

How do you say "um" in Chinese?
>nigga

Make a wishlist

Truly we are living in the future

Its how you say 'this' or referring to something.

Just arrived.

Innovation

FUCK the stream is laging, what is happenig?

they're giving us a chance to catch our breath

3.8 million people are watching

I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE

B-but how are we going to get 13 years old bare pussy and tits if now they can censor them before sending?

Xiaomi what the fuck!

Did the guy with the RayBans ordered through WhatsApp return?

Also, anyone else having the 'missing calls while in standby mode' bug on their RN3Pro?

ok what the fuck was so impressing with their calculator?

are asians just so fucking hyped about anything involving math?

Will redmi 3 pro prices drop now that the latest piece of shit is out?

currency coverter in the calculator?

sweet

SEARCH BY MITU

what's it with poorfags and cats ?

Does it update to the current exchange rates when you open up the app?

more wallpapers, recommends some based on usage pattern
indications of media type in gallery
saves your downloaded images in mi cloud
image compression
lets you filter images when you try and share them
lots of editing options for photos/videos
lets you take extended screencapture

calculator now does conversion, and bunch of other stuff you probably don't need

built in scanner now scans product code, and can search for items if you take a picture of it
scanner does translation from picture to text
scanner now does image conversion if original was shit angle

SCANNER FUCKING DOES WOLFRAMALPHA SHIT

I WANT TO FUCK THAT BUNNY

no idea, i dont speak chink.

its not a bunny, its mitu you newfag fuck.

>has bunny ears
>isnt a bunny

>audience wooooo
They added a feature that was already available with countless third party applications.

>Brothers Mac book pro (2009) starts to shit it self
>Apple store claims faulty battery and charges $360 and he pays it
>same problems of randomly turning off
>apple store says new motherboard another $400, it's not worth it
>stays under his bed unusable for over a year

I bought some nice chink SSDs for fun and remembered his laptop. Literally threw it in and used apples (honestly its really great) network recovery to reinstall osx. The mount doesn't hold the ssd well at all so I'm sure scotch tape is fine.

nice. Care to provide more details? Cost? Specs? Ease of install? Any other parts you needed?

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What is this ? Does it actually automatically censor nudity ?

This guy is dying on stage.

MULTIPLE ACCOUNTS ON THE SAME PHONE

use anti-static tape holy shit for the love of god.

Just a brush effect

no, you can set your brush to pixelate

How do I stop my pistons 3 from falling out of my ears while running?

Why are they cheering? WHAT IS HAPPENING!?

>sticky tape
jesus, user

use the bigger earplugs you got?

don't wear iem's without hooks for running...

lunashops.com/goods.php?id=2616

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Does it matter? It'd only touching plastic, the ssd, and the case.
Must be better than letting it have over a cm of play

ha

MIUI 8 lets you have two different, independent accounts on the same phone. Within each account, you can have 2 independent copies of the same app.

Couldn't you leave a few playing cards in there to fill in the space?
>Xiamoi announces total US Buyout

I think they are just being autistic about not doing it the right way.

If it works fine, then it's fine, but personally, I would have used double-sided foam tape to secure it.

Why don't you cut out a piece of foam to add some padding? The tape will come lose over time due to heat. Hell even a folded piece of cardboard should do.

If you wanna go really fancy pants get some antistatic piece of foam.

>that tape
absolute madman

>TFW you just ordered a Teclast X98 Pro and Xiaomi announces a 9.7" Mi Pad today

did they mention the release date of the MEOW8 ? And if it'd come to RN3Pro

See-ow mee

t. Chink

developer comes out next month, red mi 3/remi note 3 gets it

Posting guide for chink mousepad

thx


jeeeesus that ad

lfmao these commercials

Meh.

EXPLOSIONS

oh thanks user, I hope this works!

global rom when?

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Only one of you offered some actual advice. It's like you all missed the context where this was spontaneous. This ssd was meant for as yet another ssd for my desktop but this serves a better purpose.

I put in some folded post it notes

6.44" phone?

WHO THE FUCK WANTS THIS?