Excuse me Sir, we backtraced some IP logs from a verified child pornography and Linux discussion imageforum We are going to need to come inside and take a look.
>Yes, the warrant is right here, signed by (Your local judge)
How fucked would you be in this situation?
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completely not fucked
considering i dont look at child pornography or have child pornography on my computer, not fucked at all
>considering i dont look at child pornography or have child pornography on my computer, not fucked at all
>Excuse me Sir we have determined that is false as you have Linux installed on your desktop computer
in a vm
but i dont and i never have
i use windows 10
Nope, sorry sir. you're under arrest
im good but most people on Sup Forums will be laughed at and maybe arrested
Zero fucked. Because every dumbshit on TOR is a nobody who produces nothing illegal.
I have a few embarrasing pictures of myself (fatfuck weightloss progress) on my computer, but that's pretty much it. No pirated software or media either.
>tfw normie mcnorm
>tfw still paranoid about privacy
I don't even use computers. I have a legion of pigeons to whom I transfer my thoughts through telepathy who then fly over the nearest cyber café or house with internet access and shitpost on behalf of me on Sup Forums.
would they fuck you up for minorities such as downloaded games, films and music if they haven't found what they were looking for?
Hi there officers, feel free to search my home. I'll take a walk outside so you can work in peace.
>detonate bomb once outside
>flee to mexico
If they wouldn't let me copy my thesis, then probably pretty fucked.
That's the best case scenario, because I'm almost sure that if they didn't find anything they would just put something in there to incriminate me. Provincial police does shit like that sometimes.
>police take your computer with your thesis on it find nothing, keep it anyway
that would suck, you should make back ups
I attack the cop and force him to blow my brains out.
Perfectly fine, furry porn isn't illegal
:^)
Why would anyone actually install Linux on his PC? Linux is just a meme, I thought everyone here knew that
>you should make back ups
Yeah, I should know better. Even if they didn't find anything, police is famous for holding your stuff for years.
That's because you are a newfag
Unless you live in Cucknada
I hope you guys have your quantum computers up and running to decypher my hdd's
I dunno about that, there's tons of furry porn artists in Canada.
Luckily for me, Freedom Land stays free.
FBI still has my laptop and all my electronics since 2012....
They couldn't crack the encryption but i'm not getting any of my stuff back. Even if I call and talk with everyone I can they never follow up with any info. I'm calling it a draw.
Sure, "freedom" land.
Exhibit A:
So you got your private property seized by force, how are you enjoying your communist country?
You are a newfag, but it's ok, one day you will realize
What makes you think they won't just install some CP into your PC?
I'm not, nor do i enjoy having to ever deal with the pay-to-play legal system.
for what? I DIDNT TOUCH THOSE KIDS I SWEAR
well, I think /g is smart enough to use full sys encryption on every device
cuff em boys, this guys meme-ing days are over. another sick fuck behind bars. You'll be part of your own "Free Software Movement" in prison if you know what I mean.
>Use Tails
>Can't get tracked
Im sorry sir but we'll have to lock you up until you supply us with the key
On what charge?
i got rekt, but keep in mind this was pre-nsa days when everyone wasn't paranoid and you could host a botnet from your home connection
also everything is super played up for the media
youtube.com
Distribution of cheese pizza(15 counts, one for each reinstallation of X.org server on Arch)
kek how long did you get locked up for m8
never even got charged, they couldn't get my computer open. truecrypt just might not be backdoored ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ doubt it lol
W-were you one of the big ballers?
Nah, but I was pretty close to the center. I used to run with UGNazi and was good friends with what they would consider the star arrest of the operation.
Officer, that'd be against German and European law, let me call my lawyer and the lawyers of the CCC real quick.
not at all. I'm not a fucking deviant who watches CP or am attracted to kids at all. Pedophiles need to be fucking shot imo.
7.1a* ... 7.2 is definitely backdoored
Nope. They can still fuck you. They hold electronics for long periods of time whenever they find something encrypted, because they hope that some vulnerability will come up in the mean time.
Given long enough time, it's probable.
Tell it to the judge, bucko. We can clearly see you have Arch Linux installed. Who the FUCK do you think you're fooling?
defiantly backdoored, lol you fucking autist.
How the fuck do these people even get convicted if they can just encrypt their hard drives?
ITT: pedophiles desperately hope that whatever three-letter-agency they're most afraid of is listening and taking notes about how much they "totally hate CP, pedos should be shot" etc.
I hate to break it to you, guys, but you're no different from "Anonymous" attacking pedo sites on Tor in the hopes of somehow being granted immunity when the party van shows up. The government does not give a fuck why you were there, only that you were. They're never going to believe that you're some "hactivist" trying to rid the world of all the evil child porn, only that you're a pedophile yourself.
>quantum computers my ass btw
I-I-I DONT H-HAVE L-LINUX INSTALLED!!!
U-uuuh d-dont check that raspberry p-pi!!!!
>definitely
the nsa latin message was a mistranslation
good thing I don't participate in the CP community then and genuinely wish they'd all die.
>that is if you are dumb enough to even say a single world to the police
youtube.com
NO POLICE IN NENETS))
Oh boy the judge is going to have a field day with you, you little creep.
Sure you don't. That's why you're in this thread vehemently denying that you do. That alone seems to be enough to get someone to at least take a closer look at you.
>im just going to ignore the police ans theyll go away!!!
Let me guess, you also believe the police have to tell you if theyre police or they cant arrest you too?
Don't care, have nothing to hide. NSA may spy on me as much as they want.
Too hard for your CP loving ass to believe that the majority of people want you to die? Child molesters are literally the least liked people in the world, even less than terrorists.
Stupidity, literally the only way. My friend was busted in the sting because he sold dumps and plastics to the undercovers in person...lel
¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯
this is what i'm afraid of
>IT'S NOT ME! IT'S HIM!
>HE'S THE PEDOPHILE!
Yeah, you're bound and determined to make it to someone's watch list.
I don't know nor do I care. If they want to talk to me, they can do it in the court.
Damn m8
How much did you make off this shit?
>tfw missed the boom and now it's dead because of chips and rifd
As I said, go ahead.
The way you seem so determined to label everyone around as CP lovers just makes me think you are projecting on everyone around you in order to not feel like such a fucking failure and piece of shit that you'd kill yourself.
I don't blame you, it's a defence mechanism, but please don't project your fucking shit onto me you fucking pedophile fuck. I hope they raid you, find your stash and charge your fcuking ass with life.
>How fucked would you be in this situation?
I'd say I'm a black tranny feminist, and they are discriminating me for not letting me diddle kids. The life of those poor cops would be fucked forever.
It's going to be a cold and sad day for you when you realize that if you're accused of being a terrorist or a pedophile that you have no rights whatsoever. Your court appearances will be brief and nightmarish. Any presumption of innocence will be thrown out the window.
If, by some small miracle you manage to escape charges, the Court of Public Opinion will be waiting to string you up. Literally, in some cases.
>PLEASE JUST LISTEN TO ME!
>I'M NOT A FUCKING PEDOPHILE!
>THEY ALL NEED TO DIE!
>ARE YOU LISTENING, FBI?
Yeah, this seems like a good strategy. Stick with it.
Whatever the shit they come up with, it's still better than giving them the information they can use against me.
If they didn't need it, they wouldn't be talking to me in the first place.
Oh, I agree with that. Don't talk to anyone but your legal council.
"I don't remember the encryption passphrases."