Prove to me that Jobs didn't just fake his death...

prove to me that Jobs didn't just fake his death, gain back the weight and do facial reconstructive surgery to look like this guy so he could keep running Apple as a massive faggot..... PRO-TIP: you can't.

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He died of cancer you faggot, that is terrible. Let him RIP.

He died of an easily treatable kind of cancer, because he was a retard and took herbal remedies instead of shit that works.

Who is this faggot?

I could see Venom Jobs as a real thing

Can I get "Cook" for 500 points?

>he wanted to die fast instead of having a slow painful death with many peaks and Relapses, each one worse than the last.
It's like trying to quit drugs, except any amount of willpower is useless. I've seen it.

>easily treatable kind of cancer
>pancreatic cancer
Pick one

Steve would not have let the watch release in the state it did. Therefore it can't be Steve.

If he wanted a quick and euphoric death he would have ODd on morphine

If he wanted to do shit before he died he would have taken real treatment

The only reason for him taking herbal remedies was mental illness

His type of pancreatic cancer WAS easily curable. He just decided to trust alternative medicine instead. Which, of course, didn't work.

This electronic device is going to change everything.

What is Surface Phone?

>let him RIP
Show some respect, he was a faggot not a fucking beyblade

Stupid is as stupid does.

what the fuck is apple doing in china?
they can't compete with the chink knockoffs

Think different.™

We're al going to die a slow painful death with many peaks and relapses, each one worse than the last.

I think you missed that this time, they invested in the chink knockoff

I think that Uber's ceo looks like Ian Murdock.

You know what's funny I keep thinking that the Gates have done this surgery as well. Especially after the Zika thing. Bill Gates keeps looking more Russian and Melinda keeps looking more like their competitor's mother. Lmao.

Steve is still alive somewhere. Didn't he believe in transcendentalism?

Underrated

he was probably a dead man walking already since the day they diagnosed him cause pancreatic cancer is really fucked up, he probably took all that meme herbal medicine as a last resort

Steve Jobs did a MUCH better job of running the company.

DNA exchanging mosquitos anyone? lol.

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telegraph.co.uk/technology/apple/8841347/Steve-Jobs-regretted-trying-to-beat-cancer-with-alternative-medicine-for-so-long.html

He refused life-saving surgery in favour of snake oil. He did take surgery as a last resort but it was too late.

ruining*

Wow, it was hard

Lmbo

Tim Cook is a supply chain / numbers guy not a visionary, if Steve was still alive there would have been no huge iPhone, instead would have used the same size form factor and eliminated the bezels entirely by now and integrated e-ink display sub-layer and several other true technological advances which would have kept the competition in mimic mode. Apple instead has listened to the marketing research guys oh yeah we'll make more money by giving the people the same thing that Samsung started giving them 4 years ago and so Apple has lost its pioneering spirit and so the stock will come to reflect this change in status from innovator to just another phone manufacturer.

Been a while since I last saw this

Another thing that Steve would have done is avoid branching the iPhone into all these variants because it refutes the entire idea of the iPhone as the one single perfect smart phone platform. Now the idea is skewed, confused for the customers and the app developers. Want a larger screen? That is what the iPad was designed for!

Because it's been a while since I last bitched about this, fellow user!