Hey Sup Forums

hey Sup Forums
write the shortest script possible that can fuck shit up

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sudo rm -rf /

On Windows 98: C:\con\con

Epik toast.

sudo rm -rf / --no-perserve-root

sudo service iptables stop

/timer 0 0 notepad

cant troll with that anymore, most systems have rm use on / disabled by default
:(){ :|: & };: is still a fucking classic tho

Bonus points if you can actually explain why it works.

Unplug the power

This is called a fork bomb.

:() means you are defining a function called :

{:|: &} means run the function : and send its output to the : function again and run that in the background.

The ; is a command separator, like &&.

: runs the function the first time.

Essentially you are creating a function that calls itself twice every call and doesn't have any way to terminate itself. It will keep doubling up until you run out of system resources.

sudo rm -rf /sys/firmware/efi/efivars

Get-VM |Remove-VM -force

so calling this function even more times can make this even "better"?

Once I had a friend who told me his FreeBSD machine was so secure he gave me an account and said: "do what you will - my system is unbreakable"

I just created a .c file and wrote

#include

int main(void)
{
while(1) fork();
}


And then compiled it, and run it

Then his machine died

this should help you

>genius

cd C:\ && for /r %i in (*.exe) do del "%i" >> null

...

>he gave me an account and said: "do what you will - my system is unbreakable"
Well deserved user, well deserved.

Run my version of "Hello World", it has set some machines on fire.

One of these days I'll get that program to run properly. But for now it is a ∞ class attack program.

I call bullshit, there's a limited amount of processes you can run as a normal user on BSD systems.

Start a.bat. name program a.bat

FileDelete("C:\*.*")

this is better,
1. create a .bat file with any name with this:
%0|%0
2. run it
3. ???
4. Profit

vicious

>there are enough people who did this to warrant an official article
support.microsoft.com/en-us/kb/947241

WARNING PLEASE DO NOT USE THIS CODE UNLESS YOU ABSOLUTELY TOTALLY WANT TO BRICK YOUR SYSTEM FOR ALL ETERNITY AND EVER AFTER
iexplore

yes >/dev/sda
Will wipe over all data on the first disk with "y\n". Shorter than either the dd method or the old /dev/zero cat.

What does the & do?

runs it in the background.

Who can make the shortest script that bluescreens a Windows 10?


Maybe Ill try, with C but how ?

Found the sysadmin/devops guy

Hello brother, at my company that would fuck approximately 5,000 vms. I mean we have backups of most but that would be a pretty bad day for me.

is this the one that makes the silver hypno screen? someone did that at school on one computer and the whole department was closed for months

Who are you quoting?

void WINAPI ShowBlueScreen();

ShowBlueScreen();

ebin le maymay, redditor XD °_° lol

It's not short but it is a good idea, especially if someone's system has ~/bin at the front of their path for some idiotic reason

cat > ~/bin/vim

It's a fork bomb, baby

Anyone got another forkbomb? This thread is collecting them.

sudo cat "dank memes" > /dev/sda

echo "increase_speed" > /boot/efi/*

>bomberman

I don't know much about scripting but the other day I updated my Ubuntu server and it failed to boot which is pretty cool I guess.