Post the greatest women of /tech/

Post the greatest women of /tech/

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Isis Agora Lovecraft

She is a core dev of Tor project

Based as fuck goth anarchist chick

Also: find a flaw in my waifu, protip you cant.

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>find a flaw in my waifu

Tiny tits.

that's a positive though?

butter face

>feminist critical theory
Stopped watching there

>goth anarchist chick
There's your flaw.

>shitty voice
>valley girl mixed with vocal fry

Oh dear. Not off to a great start.

nasty-ass hair
>feminist studies

I think she's damn cute and I have repect for what she does.

+1 because she sounds like the ghost in the shell gurl.

But I thinks she's trying too hard to look "special". I'm not really into that goth stuff, though..

I don't know what your problem is..

There are differnt types of "feminists":
The fugly ones that dislikes man simply because they wil lnever considerd hot;
And the hot ones, which are the greatest sluts (in a positive way) you' ll ever encounter.

Like the "slut walk" girls or femen. They are feminists, but also yummy as fuck..


>Source: don't ask, don't tell.. :)

Another CIA asset moved to Germany because of the big bad FBI. I wonder if she'll be staying close to Agent Appelbaum...

>tor
>not an NSA honeypot
Step your shit up baka desu family

>Source: don't ask, don't tell.. :)

She's too good to not be a government agent.

i kinda like her voice, and she looks fine to me
those dreadlocks though, yucky

>Isis Agora Lovecraft
have we reached peak goon?

>dreadlocks

>tits
She has tits???

I can understand why someone would find her appealing, but she isn't really my type. She reminds me of a real life Lisbeth Salander.

Daddy problems.

>study feminist critical theory

le trashman

>greatest women of /tech/

non existent.

Needs to work on her speech inflection. Every sentence sounds like a question.

>posts a core dev of Tor
>entire thread is Sup Forums talking about whether she's attractive

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>vocal fry
>a bad thing

Vocal fry is just another way of policing what women can and cannot do. Evidence shows that vocal fry doesn't actually harm vocal cords like men say it does.

...

>There are differnt types of "feminists"
Yeah, and all of the ones who studied feminism to get university credits are the wrong kind.

>feminist critical theory
>physics

>not a cryppie
>not a CS grad

>find a flaw in my waifu
>goth
>anarchist
>stickers on laptop

>feminist critical theory
Had no idea what the fuck that is. So I looked it up. It's basically as follows:
Feminist Critical Theory is an explanation of the misogynistic tendencies of a patriarchal society in the spheres of influence of education in particular sciencesn; where women are strongly discouraged to take any science degrees in favour of liberal arts to continue the disparity and discrimination of high salary jobs.

Qt but literally who

Being a goth just means you have poor fashion sense and being an anarchist just means that your beliefs are more grounded in fantasy than reality.

There's nothing strictly wrong with any of that.

If you are technically skilled like her I couldn't care less what you actually study to get credit points..

Also: Story time

>freshman's year
>meet girl at party
>see her a few times, things turn out for we become friends - which is cool
>going to a lot of parties with her
>someday I find out she studies "gender studies"
>ewww.gif
>"hey user, wanna come to my course?"
>"uhm.. ..uhm.. ..OK, why not"
>go to course
>only man in the room
>surrounded by AT LEAST 8/10 cuties
>half of them constantly smiling that "hey user, I want your D so desperately.." smile
>holy fuck, THIS are your friends?!

Long story short:
Don't knock it until you tried it.

whats being 12 like

Wait, so it's a topic that attempts to explain the reason something exists, despite the fact that it doesn't actually exist?

Isn't this how an Orwellian government works? Just invent people, problems, and solutions out of thin air?

>your full of shit
>nothing wrong with any of that

You mean like proofs in math?

Oh, the irony..

Lisa Su, savior of AMD.
>completely sidesteps questions about her gender and diversity because she just wants to do a good job running AMD instead of my womyn pride
based

Proof by contradiction is more like "Yeah this can't exist, here's my evidence, see my point?"
whereas your description is more like "This thing exists and we're ignoring all evidence to the contrary"

First of all, the words I would use to describe her are gross, creepy, and uncomfortable. She obviously looks as if she's trying not to reveal the fact that she is a public masturbator who can't believe she is being allowed to present in front of a working crowd.

>sticky keys are a great thing

she's running fucking windows?

anarchy is a childish ideology and won't work as long as niggers exist.

>specifies her pronouns on her twitter page
>they're not "she/her"

Absolutely fucking D-R-O-P-P-E-D

who has said vocal fry harms vocal cords? I think it just sounds dumb but that's about it

she's a cringelord lol, trying so hard to look hip and different

>give up your political beliefs so you can bang girls

youtube.com/watch?v=wXF8MIG_HQI

Who said anything about harm? It's extremely irritating.

Let me guess: the Arabic sentence says something along the lines of "this sentence is nothing to do with terrorism, stop being a judgmental racist!" or something similarly virtue-signalish.

>they/their
Maybe s/he has split personality disorder.

>Tiny tits
>flaw
Pettanko is Love. Pettanko is Life.

I assumed it was her name in Arabic.

The fact that she calls herself isis agora lovecruft should have been enough to drop her.

It says "Freedom for all!"

LIKE HONESTLY YU GUYS WHAT THE FUCK I SERIOUSLY CANNOT EVEN THIS FUCKING BITCH HOW CAN YOU EXPECTED SANE DECENT Beings TO WATCH THIS SHIT

Way too long.

If you search for her first name in arabic you'll probably end up on a list

Calls herself a hacker. Goes against the manifest.

I can't believe Joanna Rutkowska has not been posted. She is very approachable and knowledgable and I really like Qubes!

Joanna is a fucking tranny bro

Now I know how anime niggers feel when you insult their waifu.

>thinks he knows what "hacker" means

From her slides:
>“Arguing that you don’t care about the right to privacy
because you have nothing to hide is no different than saying you don’t care about free speech because you have nothing to say”
>—Ed Snowden, Reddit AMA, 21 May 2015

Well that's bollocks because everybody has something to say. But only criminals have something to hide.

I literally couldn't be more in support of surveillance. Paedophiles and terrorists need to be locked up, so I want them monitored 24/7 with full access. If it means GCHQ can read my banterous group convo with my mates, do I give a flying fuck? No, I don't.

>manifest
>man
MISOGYNY

Go away NSA

Awwwwww...

It's true bruh

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>She's widely renowned for being the first transvestite to admit her condition on a security faggotry conference.

>Lisa Su, savior of AMD
>completely sidesteps questions about her gender and diversity because she just wants to do a good job running AMD
>based

Wholeheartedly agree. Lisa Su is worth 100 of these virtual-signalling tech posers.

If you read more articles on that site, you can see that it's mostly a troll website. I wouldn't take what it says too seriously.

> Feminist
> Proponent of critical theory
> Dev for government honey pot
> No tits
> Dread locks
>No ass
> Goth
Shit waifu desu senpai. It's current year. Who the fuck supports critical theory instead of superior analytical philosophy?

The file name gives you her funny sounding name that you can go Google. She's an engineer and founder of Adafruit.

>Well that's bollocks because everybody has something to say
That's the point.

>only criminals have something to hide
You're missing the point.

Everyone has something to hide. It doesn't matter how benign it is.
The main property of dragnet-style intelligence gathering is that it captures and stores everything. So when they finally put you on their shitlist, they have all the evidence they need to convict you, embarrass you, or otherwise ruin the life you've built up in your neighborhood and workplace and be forced to start over or move to another country.

she's asian. "diversity" (aka forcing more niggers and other incompetent shitskins into the work force) doesn't benefit her in any way.

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wow wtf i always thought she was like some fat dude pretending to be woman.

nvm she is now a goddess amongst mortals

I'm a philosophy grad and you really shouldn't concern yourself with analytical philosophy either.

Well analytical is better than continental or other airy-fairy bullshit I guess, but then again it's all bullshit at the end of the day. That's what you learn from a philosophy degree. All of philosophy is complete bullshit. Read the classics for your own amusement if you want but otherwise, spend your time on something vocational and practical because philosophy is literally a waste of your time. The phrase "intellectual masturbation" describes nothing as fittingly as it does philosophy.

don't fall for the bait you fucking mongol

Fuck off, GCHQ

You put far too much effort in that retarded post for it to actually be bait.

Or are you just pretending to be retarded?

I didn't even post what you first replied to but anyone, with the exception being you, can see that that post was bait.

My history class professor unironically uses womyn

>The main property of dragnet-style intelligence gathering is that it captures and stores everything. So when they finally put you on their shitlist, they have all the evidence they need to convict you, embarrass you, or otherwise ruin the life you've built up in your neighborhood and workplace and be forced to start over or move to another country.
What sort of fantasy world do you live in? You've been reading too many books and watching too many movies my friend

In the real world you have to commit a crime for the police to come after you.

They'll only trawl through your internet history and shit if it's relevant to the case (e.g. if you're distributing movies online, or you're plotting terrorism online, something like that. I.e. if you just knicked a Snickers from the local newsagent, they're not going to go to GCHQ for information are they?)

FURTHERMORE, say that the police get information from GCHQ regarding what you've done online. Only, as I say, the relevant stuff, will be permissible in court. If you're uploading movies to torrent sites, then the fact that you have an Asian porn fetish isn't going to be relevant to the case is it? Yes, a GCHQ worker might have a giggle to himself when he sees it. That's about it.

which is GREAT.

if she had tats and piercings she'd be a total fucking badass

>a small group of distant people whose identity and motives are secret to you
The motives of GCHQ are secret to you? Are you fucking kidding me?

Sorry mate I forgot, you're right, they're not an intelligence agency whose purpose is to protect the United Kingdom (and who are answerable to the courts, the government, and therefore ultimately the electorate) at all! They're actually a covert network of super secret ultra evil spies! Headed by Dr. Evil himself! Ahhhh!! What are we going to do!!!!!!

There is only one type of feminist: A feminist. A retard who compensates for their laziness and unwillingness to tackle and accept both Humanity and life itself as complex thematics,
and instead chooses the simple-minded road by relegating their mindset to that of a fucking soccer match where they choose to support one single team.

Go throw your "50 Shades of Feminism" bullshit into the toilet.

Same thing goes for maninism.

>Based as fuck goth anarchist chick
Do you hear yourself nigga?

web.archive.org/web/20070208025303/http://www.rutkowska.yoyo.pl/

It's a dude, dude.

Disclaimer: I like Joanna and her work.

>da courts gonna getchu
Nobody said that ``only the courts" are the weapons of the government.
Are you delusional?

Before you even stand before a judge they're going to run a massive smear campaign to take public sympathy away from you. The public isn't going to give a shit about I quote, a "paedophile and a terrorist that needs to be locked up." Trust me, your browsing history will at least tangentially match that description.

And by that point, the court case is all but won, assuming you didn't flee the country after your entire family is disgusted by you and you're blacklisted from the industry.

The exact same thing happened to Edward Snowden. The government revealed him to be a "weeboo degenerate."

>tor
fuck off pedo

She looks like ted cruz had a sex change

>feminist critical theory

And close tab.
That was fast at least she didn't take long enough to present to everyone shes a whining bitch.

You're most likely right but at least analytical philosophy is trying to be empirical. Continental philosophy can be okay sometimes too. I like listening to what Ziziek has to say about certain topics.

>Also: find a flaw in my waifu, protip you cant.

She's being hunted by the FBI

money.cnn.com/2016/05/17/technology/tor-developer-fbi/

>but at least analytical philosophy is trying to be empirical
And feminism is trying to be egalitarian,
except egalitarianism can only be achieved when everything is viewed from an individualist lens and gender categorization is completely thrown out of the window, which is opposite of what Feminism by name and organization is.

And i'm sure there is some Creationist movement somewhere that also tries to be "empirical",
and that Scientologists are also try-hard empiricists.

Bunch of pseudo-intellectual crock shit trying to pass off bullshit with self-righteous self-legitimizing gamey dictionary.

>twitter

>We have lost everything to live here in peace
You are able to protest and the government is protecting you, what more do you people want???

>five seconds in
>>i'm not actually a programmer
>>I majored in English and Feminism

I get it, but the critical theory ones are the bad feminists.

Good feminists are individualist and maaaaaybe anarcho.

Jesus, she looked nuts in the photo, feminist shit is just the icing on the cake.

kekkers, how's that whole waifu thing working for you, OP?