Yahoo only worth $2~3B

>Sources: Verizon and others are expected to bid $2B to $3B for Yahoo's core business, less than $4B to $8B figure reported earlier

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woman ceo kek

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Yahoo's worst mistake ever was rejecting Microsoft's $45B bid. Now they aren't worth even a tenth of that. They deserve all the bad things that are going to happen to them.

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lol hows that feminism and diversity working out for you now stockholders? Faggots lost 40 billion dollars lol shitheads

>Yahoo's worst mistake ever was rejecting Microsoft's $45B bid.
I still do not understand how Ballmer survived so long after the bid. Just imagine what would have happened if the deal got done. Worst CEO of the century title probably.

goodbye tumblr

lol Verizon is going to fucking gut that pile of shit
fucking glorious

That's gonna forever be Carly Fiorina, I'm afraid.

3 to 4 Bitcoin?

That's still a lot.

The funniest part is they mainly wanted Yahoo for their search engine market share. Shortly after the rejection Yahoo agreed to let Bing backend their searches.

Trips confirm: Yahoo shareholders dumbest to ever exist.

What does Yahoo have that's worth $3B? Even at that price they're overvalued.

Probably Tumblr

Is that ouya lady?

a lot of people have email accounts there
that's about it

um, woefully inferior fantasy sports platforms?

>women running anything
Has it ever turned out for the better?

America is doomed soon.

Die, normie!

No, that's Julie Uhrman. Carly Fiorina is the one who almost ran HP into the ground and who recently wanted to run for president on a reactionary platform.

>Female leaders
>Bad
I can't wait for the US to follow in Brazil and Germany's footsteps.

Not that I know of.
>in charge of child care, children are a fucking disaster
>in charge of education, education is a fucking joke
>in charge of any number of people, fucking calamity where everyone hates everyone
>in charge of companies, massive failure, only sycophants benefit.
>in charge of countries, birthrate plummets, invaded by savages

Down the drain?

Women and chinks are rubbish. Yang was the CEO who rejected Microsoft's billionaire bid.

Every tech acquisition is overpriced. Every week you read about some tech giant paying billions to acquire some service they could have developed themselves for 1% of the cost. Even Google is retarded about that, pretty much everything they've acquired has been a massive flop, this includes Youtube.

>Male CEO ruins company
>Must be a dumb CEO

>Female CEO ruins company
>WOMEN SUCK

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Name ONE white male CEO who ruined a company. I'll wait.

>cherry picking
How about HTC? The company accredit its female CEO to its revival and success. There are plenty of of good female leaders, and others who are not so good. Same can be said about male leaders with the worst of them bringing world wars, financial global disasters, famines...etc

>mfw working for HP
>couple of months ago we got internal email about some retarded diversity initiative

I'm gonna end up homeless, aren't I?

>some males ruin companies
>all women ruin companies

Lets see if your brain can figure it out.

The media is to blame for that. From 2012-2015 they constantly blathered about what a terrific turnaround Yahoo was having under her watch. Anyone who did a little research would see that Yahoo's only real asset was it's Alibaba stake. A stake that existed long before Mayer became CEO. It's only in the last year that the media has started being honest about how much of failure Mayer is.

Ah, right. Ouya lady has my vote for worst CEO even with your post in mind, she fucked up in all the right ways and tried doing right things in all the wrong ways.

What was the name of pepsi lad name who fucked up apple shit? Also Enron, Lehman brothers..etc

Elop

You still have time for a sex change

>HTC
>success

Arent they exiting the phone business

Andy Hornby
HBOS plc

lol this is how virgins think. keep fapping to cartoons, nigga.

>Same can be said about male leaders with the worst of them bringing world wars, financial global disasters, famines...etc

sure, mhmm, "males"

Ouya was always gonna be a joke. "Mobile games on your TV!", fuck that I'll pass.

To tell you the truth she hasn't failed.
She was hired to evaluate and unlock Yahoo's hidden value.
She determined the company was smoke and mirrors with no intrinsic value and thus put the whole thing on sale.

Holy SHIT

The 90s truly were the golden age of Yahoo. Goodbye, sweet dreams of golden parachutes.

I'm in east Europe, I'd get beaten to death in the street if I did.

nope, and the company stock prices are going up in addition to improving products that rivals main competition.

Lehman brothers were all jews, user. Also, I'm pretty sure Kenneth Lay was a jew too.

You should have money to buy a car

get out now, move to a real company that cares about making fucking money and crushing the competition, not destroying it's own morale and treating the people who actually do the work like they're a nuisance.

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She had an idiotic idea though. What Fiorina did was worse, she took a great company and ruined it. HP has never fully recovered.

Meme responses from a child. Go on somewhere kid. You have no idea how the world works.

either way women should not leaders because in the animal kingdom it is always the lion who is the leader.

>money
>eastern europe

They're a publicly traded company. Their stock price is public. It hasn't recovered at all.

>This is what underage boys actually believe
Whats the matter, kid? Mommy take away xbox privileges again?

Is this another stupid leaked Sup Forums meme?

Someone please remind me why we haven't deleted Sup Forums yet.

10% of internet porn and weaboo shit will effervesce to nothingness

Because the board was probably smart enough to keep her on a short leash. She sits in an office somewhere with a fisher price talking telephone thinking she's making billion dollar deals.

>look Chairman I just landed a contract with the cow for 2,000,000 units! Think how many I can sell to the chicken!

Lion is just an example of a single species where the male is the dominant gender. Numerous other species are the opposite though. For example, pretty much every lizard out there.

So? What does their religion have to do with anything?

If you still expect Sup Forums users to be left wing you should migrate elsewhere tbqh

oh you

Enron wasn't run into the ground. It literally never left the ground. Company was smoke and mirrors.

Kek

It did recover and their sales are increasing, are you delusional?

Actually, she was involved closely with operations in the company during their introduction of new products line

Most jewish post of the day

>stop liking what I don't like
>what, you have ideas of your own instead of being either fully right or fully left? why don't you conform to these premade templates society imposes?

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go watch a cartoon or something, faggot

She did what she was explicitly brought in to do - drive the stock price up significantly in very short term.

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M8, you can google companies collapses and you'll find tens if not hundreds of cases that are even more cringe worthy than this which happened at the hands of male CEOs.

>muh sekret club
don't you have homework to do?

You misunderstood me. Also you're not special

well at least she's sexy as fuck

i would still fick this semon demon

>you will never be one of her special "stress ball boys"
._______.''

willing to bet her advisors are males including her engineering team and she would not be there alone without the help of mostly men.

>It did recover and their sales are increasing, are you delusional?

bloomberg.com/quote/2498:TT

Sup Forums isn't your right-wing echo chamber either, faggot.

I would fuck Marissa Mayer slowly but without stop for 10 hours, relentlessly.

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Technology board responds to any mention of India with 'pooinloo', any mention of bypassing phone security with 'give it back jamal', and permanently has a thread calling Chinese people 'chinks'.

Yeah, you're right, it's a balanced forum of debate

>She founded the company
>hur dur males

That's true, and she just returned to the helm of the company releasing a good product being HTC 10 and working on getting the company in the right direction. Whether you like it or not, she's a respectable manager and did wonderful things in her career.

Indians like yahoo news, but there is a curry edition.

>HP has never fully recovered.

No, HP got worse with a stream of jackasses some of whom are worse than Fiorina (Hurd > Fiorina > Whitman >>>>> Apoteker).

Which is done mostly for humor. There's a big difference between calling someone a nigger and making racist jokes on Sup Forums and doing so in the real world.

>I can't tell what's satire from what's not
Yeah, you're definitely from Sup Forums.

well you can't have a company without the superior male brain engineering your phones first.

Tumblr is probably worth $5B, and the rest of Yahoo is probably worth negative $2~3B (the cost of severance packages that will have to be given out when the buyer shuts down non-Tumblr parts of Yahoo and fires all the people who were running them).

*citation needed.*

Xerox had a good woman CEO.

She steered the company back to core printing and document management business after the men before her ruined the company by diversifying into way too many computer peripherals and related fields and had the company hemorrhaging money out of every hole.

AMD's Lisa Su appears to be doing a good job although she hasn't been in the CEO position for too long.

The difference is in the real world you'd get fired. Racist jokes are racist

Jonathan "my-little-pony" Swartz

pony-boy destroyed Sun by open sourcing everything and he only got a $15M payout compared to the $50M Meyers will get

>Schwartz
>white

He's 1/4th pooinloo, actually.

The American Apparel CEO that raped his coworkers and subordinates

>pony-boy destroyed Sun by open sourcing everything

No, Sun was ruined by McNealy selling servers to a bunch of start-ups during the late 90s dot-com boom. When the start-ups went tits up, all the used Sun servers flooded the market, completely killing the demand for new Sun servers.

Swartz had to open-source because Sun no longer had the revenue stream to continue to do R&D in-house on their software products, but needed to rely on outside contributors to keep up with competing offering from IBM and Oracle.

Yahoo Auctions is the leading auction site in Japan. Ebay is only used there by big stores selling internationally.

Yahoo! Japan is owned by SoftBank, which licensed the Yahoo! brand.

Then the brand is worth something at least.

>Then the brand is worth

It's worth something only in Japan where the licensee didn't fuck up the product completely.

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It is the 6th most visited URL in NA.

Also they have a stake in Alibaba worth quite a bit.