This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by...

This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the US department of energy.

I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water utility.

After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC regulated channels to see what the national weather service of the national oceanographic and atmospheric administration determined the weather was going to be like using satellites designed, built, and launched by the national aeronautics and space administration. I watched this while eating my breakfast of US department of agriculture inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the food and drug administration.

At the appropriate time as regulated by the US congress and kept accurate by the national institute of standards and technology and the US naval observatory, I get into my national highway traffic safety administration approved automobile and set out to work on the roads built by the local, state, and federal departments of transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the environmental protection agency, using legal tender issued by the federal reserve bank. On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the US postal service and drop the kids off at the public school.

Then, after spending another day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to the workplace regulations imposed by the department of labor and the occupational safety and health administration, I drive back to my house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and the fire marshall's inspection, and which has not been plundered of all its valuables thanks to the local police department.

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I then log onto the internet which was developed by the defense advanced research projects administration and post on freerepublic and fox news forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can't do anything right.

Then I installed gentoo

Haven't seen this copypasta in years, am I back in 2009 era Sup Forums? Do you save this stuff in a text file or what? How and why do you keep this crap?

I'm not the OP, but yes. Why wouldn't you want to conserve interesting/weird/memorable moments of history?

Everyone knows the more popular copypasta, but I like one-off posts that might never be seen again. You never know when you might have the chance to resurrect them. The best is when the original poster recognizes their own post from several years ago.

Then I memed.

How much storage space have you dedicated to this site?

C-Can you upload that?

Haven't seen this pasta in a few years, thanks user
Anyone got the libertarian version?

Nigger he could keep all those .txt's and spare copies in a fucking floppy

Mfw there are people with children browsing 4chin

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>youtu.be

>Sup Forums - technology

>which has not been plundered of all its valuables thanks to the local police department
How? Most houses don't even have alarms and literally nothing's stopping anyone from kicking down your door.

This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock, powered by energy generated soley by Southern California Edison and manufactured by the Sony Corporation.

I then took a shower in my house constructed by Centex Homes, sold to me by a Century 21 real estate agent, and mortgaged by Citibank.

After that, I turned on my Panasonic television which I purchased with a Washington Mutual credit card to a local NBC Corporation affiliate to see what their team of hired meteorologists forecasted the weather to be using their weather radar system.

While watching this, I ate my breakfast of eggs and bacon, both produced by a local farm and sold to me by my local grocery store, and took my prescribed medication manufactured by Pfizer, GlaxoSmithKline, Astra-Zeneca, and Novartis.

When my Motorola-manufactured Cable Set Top Box showed the appropriate time, I got into my Toyota-manufactured Prius vehicle and set out to my graphic design workplace and stopped to purchase some gasoline refined by the Royal Dutch Shell company, using my debit card issued to me by Bank of the West. On the way to my workplace, I dropped off a package at the local UPS store for delivery, and droped my children off at a local private school.

Then, after spending another day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to the company-mandated standards enforced at my workplace, I drive back to my house which had not burned down in my absence because of the high manufacturing quality of the products inside and of the company which built my house, and which has not been plundered of all its valuables thanks to the alarm services provided by Brinks Home Security. I was able to rest easy knowing that even had this happened, I would have an Allstate insurance policy which would cover any damage to my home and anything that was stolen.

I then logged onto the internet, financed and ran in part by various different private corporations such as Google, Comcast, AT&T, and Verizon, and posted on the Huffington Post and Daily Kos about how capitalism is the source of all evil in this country.

pic related, public transport maintained by socialists

>C-Can you upload that?

s000.tinyupload.com/index.php?file_id=52089668285867951457
Password: popcorn

Warning: There's bound to be a lot of junk. Some of those posts were only relevant for very a short time (if ever) on specific boards, but there you go.

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>bernouts digging up ages old copypasta
Back to /r/sandersforpresident you go.

God you are a massive faggot
None of that would be possible with capitalism
Sup Forums is a consumerist board bernout, why are you here

All those government regulations can only happen due to private self interest and gains from trade allowing the provision of things like cars, giving you a place to be employed, and enough tax revenue to pay for all that regulatory oversight to begin with.

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I would like to remind you that you've just felt for something you get after googling "how to troll g"

So by any and all definitions you are the newcunts here and should divert back to Sup Forumseddit immediately

Funny how conservards are so uptight about socialized health care, when they have like 38th best, or whatever the World Health Org rated it as, and pay more per person than anywhere in the world. And uninsured niggers who show up at the ER get treated anyway, and the cost of that goes on your premiums, anyway. And the whole fucking idea of a bunch of people paying into a collective fund in case certain individuals need help on a bad day sounds kind of like socialism anyway. And the only fucking place death panels exist is in the USA. And they let themselves get all stirred up by braindead fucktards like Sarah Palin who's family used to sneak into Canada for health care, and the conservative PM of New Brunswick or wherever the fuck he was from, went to the US for some heart surgery, when a hospital in Toronto was recognized as the world leader for that proceedure. Fucking conservatards. They got brains like computers. Any new information has to be punched in. "Punched in"..get it? Fucking stupid.

>Funny how conservards are so uptight about socialized health care, when they have like 38th best, or whatever the World Health Org rated it as, and pay more per person than anywhere in the world. And uninsured niggers who show up at the ER get treated anyway, and the cost of that goes on your premiums, anyway. And the whole fucking idea of a bunch of people paying into a collective fund in case certain individuals need help on a bad day sounds kind of like socialism anyway. And the only fucking place death panels exist is in the USA. And they let themselves get all stirred up by braindead fucktards like Sarah Palin who's family used to sneak into Canada for health care, and the conservative PM of New Brunswick or wherever the fuck he was from, went to the US for some heart surgery, when a hospital in Toronto was recognized as the world leader for that proceedure. Fucking conservatards. They got brains like computers. Any new information has to be punched in. "Punched in"..get it? Fucking stupid.
T - male feminist, black supremacist, and proud stepfather of two

I just downloaded the zip, that's a lot of stuff mang, it's actually interesting to look through. Thanks!

I am familiar with the pasta, I just want to comment on the ideas contained in it.

>And the whole fucking idea of a bunch of people paying into a collective fund in case certain individuals need help on a bad day sounds kind of like socialism anyway
That's literally the textbook definition of insurance.

Nice, thanks

I feel like this was a thinly veiled AllState ad

i like this copy pasta
regretably admit it changed some views i had.

>2016
>watching the weather channel
shiggy

I just keep all my copypasta in a dropbox its 2016 nigga

plz share

>implying I am not trolling ironically as well

You mighty be the densest person alive.