/csg/

/csg/ chink shit general

Maki thread, as it should be.

Cutest tomato :3

fine but dont fuck up the OP you faggot.

First for op is a faggot who's into AIDS-infested vegetable whores.

Shark + usb 3.0 adapter worth it?

>shitty anime picture
>no news

Eat shit weaboo

Wow finally a good thread based op!

>implying shark cards are usb 3.0 compatible

Rude.

OP is a fag for posting cartoon girls and expecting to be taken seriously

See
Seriously though no news or anything, just a pic of babby's first shit taste. How can you fuck up this badly?

They're not?

>weeabo
>no news updates
Your life must just be a list of failures

Cool, permavirgin thread

When's the new memeband coming out?

Please explain to me how I'm the fag for not wanting a a /csg/ thread without a proper OP and a shitty irrelevant OP image

Stop asking legitimate questions, we are laughing at OP's animu faggotry

All you have to fucking do is Ctrl+v you fucking retard, jesus christ how do you fuck up this badly on such a regular basis

You're a fag

Before you ask that, do you really wanna know about shitty weeb memes?

>*fruit whores

>unique poster count didn't increase

At least try to hide it

OP is a fag.

/thread

VEGETABLE. I will not stand by this "Tomato is a fruit" faggotry. It isn't even sweet (just like Maki).

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

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I want to eat her poop

>lololol post anime cause it will be funny
Why d you crave so much attention child? Who hurt you?

TOMATO IS A FUCKING FRUIT

FUCK OFF FAGGOT, IT'S A VEGETABLE

Waiting for the real /csg/ thread, leave the anime faggots circlejerk here

...

Is it just one autistic faggot on Sup Forums who takes over all of the generals so the slut is in them one way or another?

This is the real thread.

Nice try dipshit

The same article says tomatoes are a vegetable in cooking, asshat. And nobody except nerds care about how a fucking plant is structured, but a lot of people care about how it's cooked, so it's a vegetable by virtue of science is for nerds.

this is proof weeaboos are cancer

Stop feeding the troll.


Let this thread 404

I am beginning to think that it is in fact the mods who are the maki fanboys.

>maki thread

It's about time she blessed csg! :3

I'll feed the trolls all the vegetables I want, faggot.

make a new thread
i don't know who is maki

What are you talking about? I'm on your side

I was actually directing that to op

Maki is the heart of g!

Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I’m not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano’o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.

I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu.

I’m definitely NOT Talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after Alucard, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu and having eaten Popeye’s spinach. I’m talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Legendary Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with his Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after having absorbed Alucard as well as a God Hand, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit, with Kryptonian DNA implanted in him and having eaten Popeye’s spinach while possessing quantum powers like Dr. Manhattan and having mastered Hokuto Shinken.

anime a shit f a m hahahaha

Rude.

jade harley

it's a no brainer

in fact is there any character that can even think about fighting jade harley without the laws of physics governing that character suddenly deteriorating, killing them?

What does this trollop have to do with cheap Chinese technology?

Maki is technology :3

Maki is cheap to buy, very versatile and is readily available to the anons of Sup Forums.

Maki is the heart of csg

FUCK YOU

Vegetables and fruits are not mutually exclusive

True.
Just like chicken and beef are still meat

Maki and Sup Forums should be, though.

Just as I thought, nothing. No compelling evidence that she is relevant to this general at all.

Yes she is

Well is jello a liquid or a soild?

maki is such a hot slut

It's solid because it doesn't spill

...

Maki maki gimmi that faki

But it pours like a liquid?

Is this the real thread?

Why are there 2?

Are panasonics from aliexpress legit?

What's the deal with the shark?

Micro sd cards. It's like 18 aud for 64GB

>nothing but maki fags shitposting
>still wonders if its the real thread

Ask again in the right thread

Not the real thread, we're all waiting for the real thread. Now there are 2 /csg/ thread in which weaboos circlejerk

> from aliexpress legit

Nothing form aliexpress is legit, but i still love that place

karen is a hot slut

It says csg in the op?

So you gonna answer, or you gonna be a stuck up shitbag

Pls answer instead of circlejerking

Good point

forgive english, i am Russia.
i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.
We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

>unfamiliar with the shark meme
>posting anime shit
What a fucking surprise.

Seek help for that user

I will seek help getting maki to poop on me

rude

Anime is the best

My wife looks like maki.
I put my semen into her every night

It really feel good, no?

Did you spurt in other mans ass too?

So I ordered a shark card a month ago. It made it to Kentucky and was out for delivery. All the sudden it didn't come. It got stuck in Kentucky last month on the 22nd of last month. It's been a full month and I emailed both FedEx and gearbest and they both said just wait.

I'm just never gonna get it am I.

Just wait. It'll get there eventually

One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored live and rubbed it all over is head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.

>80+ replies ITT
>other thread has less than 20

This is the real thread

Jealous.

Man this sht is so wrong in so many motherfuking levels yo…I was talking to one of my white friends and he sent me 3 videos with the name only labeled “Boku” I said to this dude, What’s this sht? He just giggled and said “Just watch them and MAKE SURE NOBODY IS AROUND YOU WHEN WATCHING IT!” Then I thought it was some weird porno or some strange sht but as I watched the first video, I was like “Yo…..what the fuk..” THEN IT CONTINUED and I was like “Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo…….” THEN THEY GOT IN THE MOTHERfukING CAR AND THEN I SAID “YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!” I couldn’t fuking believe what I just saw, It was like Satan gave me his porno collection, sht was so disturbing..YET I COULDN’T STOP WATCHING IT, THEN VIDEO TWO AND IT WAS TWO OF THEM…..THOSE NIGGAS…YOOOOOOO…….THOSE NIGGAS….AND THAT GIRL SAW THEM THEN SHE…YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO… THEN THAT NIGGA TOOK THAT DOG TOY THEN YYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO……..IT WAS LIKE YOUR bich WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU BUT SHE WANTED TO SOMETHING “DIFFERENT” AND IT WAS SO fukED UP AND CREEPY, YOU JUST…KEPT WATCHING IT…AND THAT’S WHAT I fukING DID!!!!! THEN I SAW VIDEO THREE…THREE NIGGAS…THRRREEEEE!!!!!! IT…WAS…THHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! AND COCO WAS HIS NAME NIGGA, COCO WAS HIS MOTHERfukING NAME!!!!!! OH MY GOD,I AIN’T GOING TO HEAVEN NIGGAS, I ALREADY SOLD MY SOUL TO LUCIFER! So I Just want to tell you all right now..DON’T WATCH AN ANIME LABELED BOKU, DON’T DO IT NIGGA, IT’S LIKE SUCCUBUS. REMEMBER WHAT I’M SAYING TO YOU NIGGAS!

Kek

Pics?

Bump

If you dont get your tomato maki head ass out the board

Maki is the best :3

>he doesn't love maki

I like tomatoes

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on.

>claiming I have bad breath
I BRUSH MY TEETH WITH TOMATO EVERY NIGHT

Rude.

Oh my MOTHER****ING ****. I WAS JUST MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS TOTALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER FAPPING AWAY TO A VIDEO ON REDTUBE. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY DICK, LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY STICK OF DEODORANT ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT BITCH FELL OFF AND LANDED DEODORANT-END-DOWN ON THE HEAD OF MY COCK. HOLY ****ING **** DID THAT HURT, AND ON TOP OF THAT IT HIT SO HARD THAT IT ACTUALLY FORCED SOME DEODORANT INTO MY URETHRA. I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING BURN SO BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUMPED OUT OF MY ****ING CHAIR AND STOOD UP BECAUSE IT HURT SO BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED OUT OF MY SPEAKERS, WHICH CAUSED "OH YEAH BABY COME DEEP IN MY TIGHT TEEN ******* UH UH UH" TO GET BLARED THROUGH MY ****ING HOUSE AND ALMOST MAXIMUM VOLUME. NOW MY EYES ARE WATERING FROM THE PAIN OF THE DEODORANT INSIDE MY COCK BUT I MANAGE TO PUNCH ONE OF MY SPEAKERS HARD ENOUGH SO THEY TURN OFF. I LOOKED DOWN AND NOTICED BLOOD DRIPPING OFF OF MY COCK; I GUESS THE LIP OF THE PLASTIC DEODORANT THING BIT INTO MY FORESKIN AS IT CONNECTED WITH MY COCK. THE BLOOD WAS DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG.

I hope this really happened

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