/csg/ Chink Shit General

Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_Shit_General

>News
• How to request a unlock code for a Xiaomi phone (do this before buying one to save time waiting on confirmation)
• user shows off his AliExpress bought backpack, good quality too
• user buys a $0.16 sim ejector tool wastes China's government funded shipping
• user's customs are holding his package hostage until he gives him the info on how much everything cost
• Several user's packages are coming in • Pricedrops for MIXZA's 64GB Shark (now $11.79) and the JJRC H22 ($13.50) in Gearbest's Summer Sale
• Multicoloured sharkfeet • user posts a picture review of a "shock absorbing" phonecase • Chink Rayban vs Original comparison (lensless specs is genuine ones with are the chink copy) • user's customs are holding his package hostage until he gives him the info on how much everything cost
• Another user with fake brand name clubmasters, seems to pass every fake detection guide
• user's LED fan lets him shitpost memes in real life • user's chink video camera arrives video quality is pretty shit as seen in his video review • Xiaomi Mi Max boasts 14 hours of Screen on Time with 4 hours and 40 minutes of continuous recording, as well as 8 hours and 26 minutes of screen on time during constant GPS usage with still 33% battery life left. (Needs in hand confirmation and not just Xiaomi advertising, but still neat if true)

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first post

tell me what to buy, something cheap ill review it.

Dragon dildo

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G-gay, huh? I-I mean... that's a little straighforward, don't you think?

a dragon dildo

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The most house fire lightbulbs you can find

>checking up on your chink shit with other chink shit

oh shit wassup
how did it go with those cheap ebay netbooks?

Dont forget to put this faggot and his apple cables and manicure set in the next OP.

buy this pen and review the shock: aliexpress.com/item/NEW-Pen-Electric-Shock-Joke-Prank-Trick-Toy-Gift-Fun/32470173742.html

get this d00ty poster: aliexpress.com/item/2015-Human-Skeleton-Teachers-Adornment-Picture-Medical-Hangs-Bar-Poster-Kraft-Paper-Posters-Nostalgic-Restoring-Ancient/32272495188.html

or this memey t-shirt: aliexpress.com/item/New-Punk-Style-Fashion-Clothes-2015-Summer-WOMAN-MAN-Brand-Design-T-Shirt-Bomb-Printed-3D/32263679446.html

link to DSO pls

fake listing, everyone got their money back

How does chuwi hi12(or other z8300 tablets) perform in more demanding programs like visual studio, autocad, matlab, photoshop, lightroom etc.
Also how many tabs can you use simultaneously in edge, and how many in firefox?

ebay.com/itm/281920511004

He's there already.

>Several user's packages are coming in

I did forget to include the user with the burnt corncob LED light bought off DealExtreme Sorry about that, will include it when and if I'm able to make the next thread.

someone buy this mousepad please

LINK
aliexpress.com/item/Hot-Sales-Luxury-Sup Forums-FLAMES-TYPOGRAPHY-Mouse-Mats-Anti-Slip-Rectangle-Mouse-Pad/32650296471.html

I wouldn't do any serious work on chink tablet, but on the other hand all tablets are chink already

gonna buy the shirt and the pen.

Wait for feedback.

@PepperGimp

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So the chuwi Hi8 has a black screeen issue after a couple weeks of use?

out chinked the chink, noice

also I have ordered Teclast X80 Pro as I gathered this is the under 100$ tablet to go to.
anyone here have it and want to share user exp? battery life, responsiveness etc.

Any cool metal pens on gearbest?

mostly Gel

I ordered this one about a week ago: aliexpress.com/item/1pcs-lot-New-arrival-stainless-steel-rod-rotating-metal-ballpoint-pen-commercial-ballpoint-pen-gift-stationery/2031507628.html

Not sure check it on on techtablets forum you might have just gotten a bad tablet

No that user just had a faulty cable

I own this.
It's great.

It's not for serious work, just on the go checking stuff out. I have my desktop for serious stuff.
Also can these atoms play 720p and 1080p 10bit chink cartoons?

Oh sorry, I mean that I have heard about the tablet turning into a brick after a few weeks. I just ordered mine.

How many of you got a shark mousepad coming? I ordered a 64gb one, would make for a nice surface to take pics of my chink shit on

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link please this is dope

That's a stock photo, there's no evidence that his corncobs caught fire.

Oh I read it wrong no you should be fine

>*Chuwi Hi8 is known to have a few issues. (overheating, low battery life)*
from wiki, thats all it took for me to turn to Teclast

hahaha

can you please do top kek?

and also:
"We salute the Israeli Mossad for demolishing 3 towers on September 11th 2001"

You're a faggot too, how's your memecoon responding to the led fan?

>Stock photo

Nope, again I wasn't shitting on ALL chink led lights just the one I got off DealExtreme.

Would it be wrong if i start reviewing csg stuff?

for gearbest sheckels?

do it faggot

Well spotted. Meme Coon prefers the LED fan to the Xiaomeme one; he just squints and runs away from the Xiaomeme whereas he's interested in the meme fan.
The blades on the LED one are made of very soft vinyl so he was having a bit of fun batting them while it was running earlier.

top kek is easy
I'm not doing the other one because it's probably too long to fit, and I can only get my webms up to about 30 seconds at 3MB before the picture goes to shit, so you're limited to 3-4 lines of max 15 characters each. Top kek is one, give me two more.

You're going to have to make it on one of those $1 mousepad sites about cows.

will you give me views?

Are my reviews going to make it to the csg copypasta?

>buying shit from DX
retard

timestamp or it didn't happen
you're just a tool of Big Incandescent trying to stop us from saving money getting superior Chinese lighting

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>top kek
>you have been
>CHINK'D

>mfw this thread

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yeas sure

ORDER IN QUEUE
>Your order will be ready for production in 14 days, 15 hours

I have long since tossed it out.

what coupon did you use my man?

Go check the archive for this thread

nice

Where do you order the custom mousepads?

daily reminder posting referrals is a 1 week ban just google it

aliexpress.com/item/KZ-ATE-Copper-Driver-Ear-Hook-HiFi-In-Ear-Earphone-Sport-Headphones-For-Running-With-Foam/32337313320.html
these came in today. pretty good.

>few more days until fake rayban aviators arrive
Will test against a real pair for weight, build quality and polarization claim

atrscow

Post pics

Excellent make sure to take plenty of reference pictures of the two.

Jesus fuck, how long does it take for a credit card identity appeal thing? They said 1-3 business days but it's been more than that

I'm considering just fucking disputing my credit card at this point

link please

Did you get the $10 or the $30 ones

Listing is down now but the few review pics it had showed knockoffs. Listing only lasted about two weeks. I figured it was a decent price given they were polarized.
$15 CAD. Comes with the box and whatnot.

the way these things have sex with your ears and feel like they're not even there is worth the $10

it says that my ip have been already used, as I have ordered 1dolla mosepad before. any way to skip it?

reset your router faggot

Recommended USB chargers that won't set my house on fire?

>not even having a single matrix screensaver running

shig

>1-3 days to process order
>Not even half day and already got tracking number

Feels good

How convenient that you can't provide any evidence, General Electric shill.

earphones with an above average, almost industrial grade cable?

im so tired of cables breaking

Just got my Terios T3 gamepad from Gearbest. I wanted a cheap throwaway controller for android emulation and haven't seen much controller talk here so I took the plunge and got it.

It's kind of a mixed bag. The actual build quality of the controller is good, it feels sturdy and the grip is nice, the buttons are the problem.

The Dpad is one of the worst ones I've ever used. It's looks like a PS D-Pad but feels like a worse 360 one. The start/select buttons are mediocre, The Analog sticks are pretty good and the ABXY/trigger buttons are just OK. Overall it's not bad for a $8 controller.

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Based chinks, helping me to stop being a lazy piece of shit.

doesn't hurt to try and ask again

any good or "decent" or "okay" budget chink tablets on android lollipop? i already have a nexus 7 2013. i just want a chink tablet on lollipop for messing around, emulators/roms/games and web browsing for flash sites. still i want a chink android tablet on lollipop to dick around with

something with decent battery life and fast/good charge rate

what does budget mean to you

What's a good watch with leather strap?

quality/sound quality though? i'm a longtime skullcandy and wonder how these fare vs skullcandies...

usrs?

fuck realized the redmi note 3 pro won't work with my carrier who needs AWS

cancelled the order before payment was processed

$50 - $100 and budget to me is pretty much on low income, tight on cash

Sad day, breh

yeah i forgot to say "user"

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fan-tastic

damn yo what chink phone should I get to work with AWS? (poverty provider Wind in canada)

You basically don't.
None of them support band 4 because they aren't sold in America.

god damn I want me a chink phone :(

So my vr box just arrived and i've downloaded the app but i have no idea how to change it to english, help pls..

Just get the $199 project fi nexus 5x and switch service after you get it.

Can you not just use any VR app?

Why bother? The button for 3D porn is pretty obvious and that's the only one you're ever going to use.
The other buttons are only for starting housefires of varying intensities anyway.

we don't have project fi in canada.

Hey guys, I need some pretty reliable RAM and SSD for my X220. I'm new to these Chinese products and wondering some good recommendations.

What app do you recommend I use?

>reliable
You're in the wrong place. The savings on memory and SSDs aren't worth getting unknown quantities with no warranty from China.

That said, some anons have had half-decent things to say about Kingdian SSDs but we have no long-term data on reliability or lifespan.