Will using an iPhone get me laid?

Will using an iPhone get me laid?

I'm 21 years old and tired of being a virgin.

You can get 3-5 hookers for the price of an iPhone, you faggot.

That's not the same thing though

Fucking accessories doesnt count OP, get a phone you like.

It is tho.

>insecure beta is so beta he lets other people dictate which phone to buy
And you wonder why you can't get laid. Girls smell your beta from miles away

Except it isn't

Same thing. Stop being a pretentious cuck.

A pussy is a pussy. Paid or not.

It won't hurt.

One of the biggest mistakes I made in college was not having a cell phone.

It's not the same when you have to give her money for hanky panky

>will having a mobile phone which everyone has single-handedly grant me access to a girl's vagina for intercourse

You have severe autism.

Will it help though?

You're gonna have to spend either money or time or both to get laid.

Why not just pay $50 to get it over with.

Because it's morally different

>posting his fap collection on Sup Forums
>complaining that he is a virgin and cant get a girl
>thinks that an accessory might help
Doesnt matter what you get, you're a lost cause if you dont do something about it yourself. An accessory WILL NOT get you laid.

What the fuck?

Physically it's all the same.

Are you a religious nutjob? I don't understand what the issue is.

Just pay for a hooker or go fap till the end of times.

You need to get the fuck off this board if you think that in real life anyone who's not a sperglord gives a fifth of a shit what fucking smartphone you bought.

Its a phone, a fucking mobile phone, it will not make you more attractive in any way unless you traveled back to the 1960s and showed it off to some hippy chick who thought it was cool and wanted to fugg.

This is like trying to approach a girl and chatting her up using your Timberlands. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you.

It might help though

Jesus will help you get laid because jesus loves you. Believe.

You're helpless

It won't satisfy me if I have to hire a whore

Is Jesus an iPhone?

yes

>"deserves" a gf
>why doesn't noone love me
We got another Elliot Rodger here guise.

Hire a cute whore then.

Should I just buy into the whole apple ecosystem?

>dem feet

Is it fap time already? I think so.

Buy into a gun and kill yourself you fucking sperglord.

HOW CUTE SHE IS DOESN'T MATTER

wtf

>Is it fap time already? I think so.
Yeeee boyyeee

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More asians pls.

girls are technology

IPhone is technology

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Just use tinder and swipe everything

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