Which piece of tech can I use to impress a girl with?

Which piece of tech can I use to impress a girl with?

An ATM machine.

5-headed-turbo-plus-ultra-ritual-effect-rotating-dragon dildo+15

iPhone

OP said girls not homosexuals.

I hate when namefags post shit that's funny and correct

you just feel guilty about liking it

kek

that's a tripfag

You haven't been here long. Kys

What was the name of your site for PC specs?

An automatic transaction machine machine? Thats an odd thing to have

a dongle

>automatic transaction machine
If you're going to correct someone, you should probably be sure you have it right first. Fucking idiot.

Agree, tripfags are the worst. People wanting to show how special snowflake they are on an anonymous imageboard are absolutely repulsive.

Its a fucking teller machine numbnutz
>everyone on Sup Forums was born after 2003

>People wanting to show how special snowflake they are on an anonymous imageboard are absolutely repulsive.

this is you.

Or is it me?

Or that other user?

Or are we samefagging?

Women are not impressed with technology, only men are.

Expensive transportation tech.

Smart home and home media server

Fucking wifi RGB led light bulbs

apple watch
cmd/terminal on your computer
some kind of diy electronics

your System's D

CRT monitors are notorious for getting a pussy happy.

A huge dick made of chocolate that ejaculates money.

i miss having my cat sitting on my monitor

Congratulations on your successful business.

A BMW

Lol

Ass To Mouth machine.

More like this , and I will quit telling you to fuckoff

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This will be my first CRT cat habitat. I snatched it up for $25. It is supremely comfy.
She would be there right now, but she is in heat and currently ...busy.

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>not knowing that thefalcon created the logicalincrements lists
He has a valid reason to be using a trip

>He has a valid reason to be using a trip
No he doesn't. I don't give a shit what his “accomplishments” are. (If you could even call them that. Lol, making a list - good job)

Go suck his dick if you think he's that special, I don't give a shit.

Guess who doesn't give a shit you are a piece of shit?

Please respond.

It's alright, you don't need to find excuses for being a newfag. Go lurk more faggot.

I've probably been here longer than that tripfag has.

Sure thing

Late 2009/early 2010

Why shoul it matter what you have done and for how long when you are anonymous?
Dipshit.

Stop fighting you nigger and just filter the fucks you don't like and stop complaining like

Good idea

Underrated post.

Can I dig my Topre out of the closet to impress her fämälämäzoids?

AHAHAHAHAAHAHA pls post pastebin I beg of you

It's so you know specifically which one it is you dip

Laptop with Gentoo

When you know she's looking, open up a terminal, type "emerge libreoffice"

She'll think you're one of them hackers

This user gets it.

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So anyone that has a modest accomplishment in life deserves special snowflake status? Nah, get fucked. Pic related.

Are you fucking your cat?

>An Automated teller machine machine
Retard

Heterosexual women use iPhones.

Sex toys because of the "I wanna fuck you" message those carry, which is about the entire base of most relationships early on.

But only after you are close enough.

>He
I, ftfy

thanks for logicalincrements tho

is that lilly?

Not quite

literally anything. a girl saw i had 2 monitors and thought i was a wizard. if she says that in 10 years she'll probably be right

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why are you posting the same women 6 times?

They are like berries

OSMC gets all the bitches wet

like, streaming shows and movies without limitations is magic for them. and I once connected my Pi to the lan to host a hotspot in the class and they freaked out

I'd taste their berries if you catch my drift

>Luxury
>cooking your own food

rofl

hitachi magic wand with digital speed control.

>2010
So you came from reruns of Fox News

>implying a woman wouldn't like a machine that dispenses machines that dispense money.

a brain

dragon dildos is actually an appropriate answer!

This. Of course it really depends on the girl.

Really, why are you asking this?