This looks like English, replaced with phonetically similar letters...

This looks like English, replaced with phonetically similar letters. Some MS Engineer must have had too much free time on their hands got bored and decided to make an easter egg on that screen.

That video cards ram is so fucked it even garbles letters in text mode.

...

B = 66 (dec)
R = 82 (dec)

diff = 16 (ie 1 bit)
not hard to see this corruption

yep

Ok, wisefags, then explain this one to me.

more of the same.

literally more.

Mine more buttcoins fucktard

came here to say that

Safa lo'e
Safa lo'e
Safa lo'e
Gotta lova lova safa lo've

Kek'd

sound like creole

> or gas aetomatically

I lost it at "prefious stabtup atdempt".

Oh God I can't stop giggling

>Ceconds entil Windows stabts

CAN YOU HELP ME CREOLE, I GOT A LITTLE GIRL WAITIN' AND I WANNA TREAT HER RIGHT

I GOT WHAT YOU NEED SON AS HE STEPPED DOWN IN THE CELLAR, REACHED THROUGH THE COBWEBS AS HE TURNED ON THE LIGHT AND SAID

THERE MIGHT BE A LITTLE DUST ON THE BOTTLE

> Comand Prompd

Is spurdo spärde time?

Your video card shit its pants. Remove card and boot with monitor plugged directly to motherboard to confirm.

>Netwobking

my stage persona

What Strikes me is That its Written Like This I Mean Cmon:
Safe Mode
Safe Mode with Networking Command Prompt
Last Known Good Configuration
does this really not trigger your autism guise?

>what is a screenshot

How would you do it?

>use Windows feature
>without Windows starting

Can someone explain it more precisly, I'm a noob

>pic related

lol i was just about to post a spurdo but you beed me to id

RAM is fucked