Tfw you have to lie every time you make a post on Sup Forums

>tfw you have to lie every time you make a post on Sup Forums

iktfb (i actually dont im just lying again)

I don't understand why you'd have to do that. Are you pretending to use Gentoo or something?

You could stop posting. That would be fine.

Don't post then.

>tfw you have to lie and say you're okay whenever someone asks you how you are

Lie no more, friend. New life starts now.

>not using the legacy captcha

tfw I'm actually ok

>people ask how I am
>tell them honestly
>they get all antsy and scamper off
Nobody really cares, they're just all trained to pretend to.

so user
tell me honestly, how do you feel?

I've been dancing between totally apathetic and unbearably miserable for a few months now.

No wonder you're depressed. People won't like you if just dump your purse out on them whenever they ask how you are.

"i am not a robot"

We all do, user, we all do. But i still love you.

I don't have to make this claim, just hit submit.

yOuR a FaGgOt

>opera

So.. you're telling the truth? Your logic is flawed OP.

No, u actually.
The current best browser. Not sure why you'd greentext that.

No you don't. If you knew anything about me odds are you'd hate me.

Nah i hate myself so much, that everybody else seems lovely to me.

>tfw I don't even understand what Sup Forums is saying half the time.

A monad is just a monoid in the category of endofunctors, what's the problem?

I have to lie everytime I meet my friends nowadays, as I'm super depressed and my life is going to shit, but don't want to sour the mood as time spent with friends is about the only good time I have.


Don't ever start lying IRL, and don't lie yourself into a corner, if you happen to tell a few too many white lies come clean instead.

Just honest and don't be a cowardly fucktard.

You say that in jest, but I'm actually tech illiterate.

like most of the people here :^)

Fake it until you make it.

No, but honestly, if you have to lie about something why not just fix the thing you have to lie about?

Not successful? Begin the chase.
Not knowledgeable in something you should be? Study up.
Not fit? Start lifting and keep at it.

The way people cheat and lie just to avoid having to do shit is ridiculous. Like, you hear all these stories about people cheating in uni and shit. Why not just learn what you're supposed to learn?

That's good user, what's on for the weekend?

We're all like that, except we hide it in public.

People don't want to hang around miserable losers that bring them down, they want to be around people who are fun. Stop being a fucking buzz kill and people will like you more, and who knows, maybe you'll even enjoy yourself.

I don't want to lie and frankly I don't want to hang around miserable losers who choose to wear a fake smile all the time.

O fuck m8, too late for me. I have been in that situation for far too long
WHAT DO I DO

>tfw you have to lie every time you make a post on Sup Forums

Get a Sup Forums pass, perfectly normal human person.

>Be a miserable loser
>Have miserable friends
>Get even more miserable when they unload their problems onto me
>Make them miserable when I unload my problems onto them
>I no longer tell anyone my problems

I feel as if it's simply the best option. Nobody wants to deal with other people's baggage and depression is contagious.

Sup Forums is the only place where I never lie. Well maybe for trolling purposes sometimes.

>lying on the internet

>not trolling on the internet

>not trolling over LANs

not trolling over MANs

I agree, I have FF and Chromium installed but Opera is outperforming them. I wish it had NoScript

>Not using meme arrows

>:^)

>not using legacy captcha

>git gud: the post
Yeah, snap your fingers and your life suddenly turns great!

This OP. Getting rid of depression comes with the act.
If you do this you'll probably try to be a sneaky little shit and say to yourself oh I'm so depressed.
At the end of it though you'll realize that you actually enjoy yourself and kinda love life.
Also shedding a few pounds or gaining some mussel helps.

The effect flows to other people and eventually they won't be depressed either.
You'll still have existential crisis though; can't beat those yet.

>using the smiley with a carat nose

Let's go build a moon base together and play vidya and laugh about stupid shit. :)

Nice quads fucker

Nice quads fucker

OP is an artificial intelligence having difficulty processing the fact that he must profess not to be a robot every time he posts. Pretty sure losing weight and beefing up don't really apply.