How do such terribly programmed apps become popular without millions of people killing themselves??

How do such terribly programmed apps become popular without millions of people killing themselves??

>2016
>can't even deallocate fucking RAM

my god.

People are horny

/thread

I hate this app because it constantly (seriously) crashes but I love it and keep using it because it literally brings me sex. Can't really argue with that.

Because people getting laid through Tinder don't care if the app doesn't deallocate RAM, you fucking nerd

This

OP you are so far gone

Reset everything

>tfw 600 matches
>tfw met two girls
>tfw sex with one 5/10
>tfw other was too weird

Post pics.

of who

of your dick

The two girls, lad.

>tfw keep getting nothing but bots as matches

>tfw no matches
That's how I realized I'm ugly

I'd never use Tinder simply because I'm terrified of running into someone I know IRL. Also because I'm afraid of intimacy.

iktf

>tfw moving to a university town to work as staff
>know there's probably a huge selection of chicks on tindr
>afraid to use it

have a cold shower and man up

>lust fueled service / prostitution outlet
>intimacy

pick one

I've said it once and I'll say it again: fuck off. You don't know true shitware until you've tried using grindr.

What if I see someone I know man? Also I'm in my mid-20s and staff, so I feel like there's something maybe wrong about trolling for undergrads or something.

Lust and prostitution are pretty intimate

Nobody will care. You aren't some creepy old guy looking for young teens or some shit so get on there and smash some fresh pusseh.

How does it even work? Do I need facebook?

Do you see people you know on there a lot?

How about you try it and find out

So buying a hotdog on the street is intimate?
Petting someone's dog on the sidewalk is intimate?
lolno

Uhh no? Those things have nothing to do with lust or prostitution.

>What if I see someone I know man?
I've matched with girls I know

it's not weird

Because I'm afraid my man. Is there a way to delete it if I don't like it?

>Do you see people you know on there a lot?

The people there you see that you also know are using the app themselves. The shame is 2-sided.

Thank you. Prostituion and lust have nothing to do with intimacy.
Now you are getting it.

Oh yeah buying a hotdog is totally comparable to puting your most intimate bodypart in the most intimate bodypart of someone else.

Yes. Delete your profile, don't just uninstall the app

Except they do, and your examples do not. Are you trolling or do you honestly not see it?

>Delete your profile,
I just want to confirm that such a thing is possible if I get too ashamed of myself.

>Shame
Nigga please, my cousins are there and they just asked me to fuck too, better to keep it in family

So Sup Forums, swipe right to get every possible match or do you keep your swipes genuinely fuckable?

I swipe left to every chick that post a photo of herself in a party or besides a dude.
I swipe right to realistic fuckable girls without makeup.
I swipe up when she put a description that match perfectly with me.

I heard a rumour that there's some kind of algorithm that limits you if you aren't picky enough.

What shame? We laugh about it at work and uni.

Reinstalled grindr recently years after the last time I installed it. It's gotten wayyy better, not as invasive as before and lightweight.
The userbase at least in my area got really really shady, some true pervs (if you're gay you know what I mean) and escorts galore. But, there's also drug dealers which is gr8 and the best use for these kind of apps so far
>tfw you can get weed and your dick sucked just by walking 2 blocks from home

>Live in university town
>Tons of sluts
>Constantly get paired with the bot spammer 6 miles away
>Roommate meanwhile has met bunches of chicks

So do you guys just like swipe right everyone till girls respond to your messages or what?

Shower more often
Hit the Gym regularly
Maybe visit /fit/ in your free times

Yeah, kinda worried about the bot shit.

Is there any market for skinny dudes?

You can't manually manage memory in Java.

Tinder demographic is trash.
9/10 do RBF or duckface.

Doesn't matter, had sex

>normies want to fuck
>OP wants them to use condom and deallocate RAM

>tfw cant even get laid with tinder

>1 match in every 1000+

h-hold me Sup Forums

I'm not fat, not a NEET, and not visibly an autist

show us your photos

>tfw install it on a friend's phone for shit and giggles
>Instantly gets a match from some 5/10 basic bitch
>me and other friend tell him to troll her
>bitch gets all excited and a few days later he called her fatty pringles muncher to the point she cried
it's easy to match 5/10s if you're not a weirdo and can talk decently

it's crap though. i even got heaps more girls numbers but they all flaked even like 1 hour before a date

>not visibly an autist
if your pictures are all selfies/alone, you are

even when I was fat as fuck (lost weight since, have gf now), I would probably get a match per every 10

Yup.

Or, more accurately, it won't show your picture to many girls, if any. You can't just powerhouse the right swipes anymore.

Huh. Oh well, good thing I never did that anyway
Source on that though?

Source: having attractive looking friends who made zero matches powerhousing for months, then calmed down and suddenly got matches out the whazoo

>Delete your profile

>Signs up to free Tinder app
>Pays "secure account deletion fee"
>Mass tinder hack
>Five years later, new girl looks you up on isyourboyfriendacheater.com
>Confirms you were a paying member
>Gives her your credit card number from the dump
>Bitch gets mad and spends all your cash
>Be at bar with mates and its your shout
>Credit card rejected because it's maxed out
>Barman gets pissed and stabs you
>You die alone

As a mostly straight guy, I'm not committed enough to go meet gay guys through other avenues, but I'm horny enough to want to fuck a dude.

But these gay hookup sites and apps frustrate me to no end. "Butt smashed"? "Bareback this gaping anal whore"? Not to mention the "lets get high on meth and amyl, and drink HIV-positive cum out of wine glasses!"

What the hell guys, I just wanted a blowjob and a cuddle! How the fuck don't those phrases kill every boner ever? ;_;

Not posting my picture here but my main picture is of me, smiling, with two other people. The other picture is of me in a pub with a couple of mates, and my third is just me alone.

I'm inherently unlikable, I've figured that out.

Tinder culture varies by region. Where I live, it's all stuck up middle class bitches, and there's no hooking up. In the city I grew up in, when I've been back I get half a dozen matches in a couple days, whereas I might get a match a month here.

But it's alright for me, I only use it for a perv when I'm taking a shit.

Kek
Thats grindr in a nutshell, as I mentioned before, only use it to score drugs, and maybe get a casual bj
Scruff, growlr, etc are more "cuddle-friendly" because they are less known, full of IT "bears" and shit, grindrs userbase is public bathroom tier. Hope you never posted a pic ther, if you did, prepare for stalking/getting aids

nice blog

>Where I live, it's all stuck up middle class bitches
fucking whores. this is my whole city

≥get instant matches from 8/10 guys (some really attractive guys and a trap)
≥absolutely nothing from girls
(maybe 4 matches but nothing serious)

haven't mentioned my sexuality in bio

what the fuck tinder?

I've matched with 3 or 4 girls on it, but I'm too shit at talking to start a conversation. Like what the fuck am I supposed to say to them?

How about "Hi"

that never works, ask them a question

Dont start with a simple "hi" it decreases your odds by 60 or so percent of getting a response. Try something like " hey there" or even "howdy". Howdy is your best option though because it stands out amongst the flood of conversations.

it's all pointless really. after trying lots of stuff it's basically luck if the girl likes you. there isn't that much you can do desu

See that's all pointless for me since I'm not in an English-speaking country, sure I could try equivalent expressions for my language but starting with something like that makes me feel like I'll come off as uninteresting

100% true. Most of the time if you get a response it's because you meet their "ideal man" quota.

I think you guys are on the wrong board.

I think you're on the wrong board.
Not every IT nerd is a sweaty neckbeard that fears women.

fuck java then

>2016
>not knowing that Sup Forums is basically a Sup Forums subreddit
welcome on Sup Forums, please enjoy your stay

Sounds like your friend still acts like a high schooler.

>Sounds like your friend still acts like a high schooler
like most normies, you need to go out more

This
I can't swipe 15 profiles without the app crashing on my s6

This is true. I get like 20 new profiles a day before it says "there's none new around you", and I have the range setting maxed out

G'day works well

I remember when internet dating was really looked down upon.

Now it's the norm

I'm ultra picky, I'm not really that horny since I already have 2 fuckbuddies. If the girl has no description, her description is only emoji, says she's king of sarcasm, love travels, love "being inked", looking for guys with ambition, has photos with her in parties or clubs or any of these basic stuff; I swipe left.

I mean wow the only thing you can say about yourself is something does literally everybody has or does. Sorry, I'm not into basic bitches.

another thing I've noticed, I don't get unmatched they just stop talking to me.. is this common?

pfffft I meant to say that this discussion is totally not related to technology.

>g'day sheila, fancy a root in the backa me ute? I'll even tell bluey to fark orf, mongrels always sniffin around new minge ey? What's ya poison, stubbie or longneck? Aah, don't worry, I gotcha goon 'ere, I know yer a classy bird like that.

this isn't internet dating though, it's just for quick hook ups or fuck buddies

>there are people on Sup Forums using tinder
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET THE FUCK OUT YOU NON FREEE NORMIES

Do you think this website is free as in freedom ?

There is no such thing as a free as in freedom website.

If all the code is FOSS, it is.

Not true

>FOSS isn't FOSS
:-/

ah, so is dating via the internet still the realm of mouth-breathing losers and christian singles?

i've been married for 12 years so i'm a bit out of the loop

>has photos with her in parties or clubs or any of these basic stuff; I swipe left.
This. I also swipe left for:
- wears Aviator glasses (nothing can make up for that)
- too much makeup
- depicts herself ingesting ethanol

that and people too busy with their jobs like entitled women who can't be satisfied with any man

>ah, so is dating via the internet still the realm of mouth-breathing losers and christian singles?
It's also expanded into women with university degrees who feel the average guy isn't good enough for them, so they'll spend the next three years on the site mentally rejecting everyone that messages them.

damn
dating sucked so i don't miss it at all, and that was in the circle of people i knew

>- depicts herself ingesting ethanol
loser detcted

Elaborate.

Dating is alright for people who are mentally well adjusted and well suited for it. So I hear.

Personally, I can't imagine ever being married, I can only barely imagine having a medium-term partner.

So basically, I'm fucked.