What is the most obfuscated hello world you can write in your language of choice?
What is the most obfuscated hello world you can write in your language of choice?
Chase Collins
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Jason Hall
Who cares.
Jason Edwards
Which language is that?
Wyatt Watson
Lain kills god at the end snd you find out she never existed.
Worst fucking shit I have ever watched dont even fucking bother watching it.
To stay on topic brainfuck is the language.
Sebastian Gonzalez
brainfuck because brainfuck
Carter Miller
++++++++++[>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+.
Justin Collins
Malbolge
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Asher Rodriguez
ziim
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↘
↘ ← ↙
⤢↘ ↘← ↑
↘← ↑⤡↙ → ↙ ↓↙↙
↙ → ↗ ↙
↘ ← ↙↙↘ ↙↘ ↙ ↑ ↘←
↘ ↑↕ ← ↓↓↑ ↙ ←
↘ ← ↙ ↕← ↗ ↔↙
↗↓ ↑↑ →↖ ↙← ↓ ↘
→ ↘ ↘ ↓↘← ↗ ↙↙
↙ ↖ ↘ ←↓↙← ↑ ↑↑
↑ → ↘ → ↙
↘ ↙ ←↙
↘ ↕ ↔ ↙↙ ← ↙
⤡
↑ ↘ ←↓↓↓ ↓↓↓ ↙↘
↘→ ↘ ↙ ← ↑
↓ ↘ → ↘ ↙ ←
→↘ ↓ ↓ ↙← ↕←
↗ →↘ ↙←
→↗ ↓ ↖← ↖ ↕ ↔ ↙
↗↔ ↖ ↑↓ ↙↑ ↖← ↑↘
↙ ↓ →↗→↖↑ ↑ ↑
↗↖ ↑→ ↙↓ ↙
↑ ↗ ↔ ↖↙←↙↓↖
↗↔ ↕ ↑ → ↙
↘ ←↗ →↖ ↘ ↕ ← ↖ ⤡
↗ ← ↙ ↑
↙ ↖ ↓↖← ↖ ↑
↓ ↓↑↙ → ↘↑↓↖
↗ ↙← ↑ ↙→ ↕
→ ↖
⤡ ↖ →↗ ↓ ↖
↑ ↑ ↗↖
Isaac Wright
How can Lain be real if there is no God.
Gavin Thomas
fuck off. you dont know those. anyone can go to esolangs. write something in a language you know. thats the point of this thread faggots
Ayden Thomas
I used Wikipedia.
Dominic Reyes
I'll write it in JavaScript, include 7MB worth of libraries, and have multiple XSS vulnerabilities.
Jaxson Mitchell
#include
int JUST(int l) {
if(!l) return 288;if(l==1) return l+100;
if(l==2 || l==3 || l==9) return 108;if(l==4 || l==7) return 111;
if(l==5) return 64;if(l==6) return l+113;
if(l==8) return l+106; if (l==10) return l+90;
}
int main() {
int i;
for(i=0;i
Kevin Murphy
Hello world in javascript: pastebin.com
Grayson Barnes
Doesn't compile. It gives an error to the 9th line.
Cameron Phillips
Does that thing work? If so, I think we have a winner.
Aiden Lopez
It works
Leo Hughes
It does. Try it in your browser's javascript interpreter.
James Cooper
Java script best script.
Luke Mitchell
underrated post
Nathan Cox
Step aside, fucking amateurs
pastebin.com
Brody Richardson
"Hello World"
Christopher King
Not even best JavaScript hello world
pastebin.com
Lucas Price
She never existed because she reset everything so she'll never have existed. It's a pretty bittersweet ending.
Xavier Turner
Still simpler than java
Xavier James
What happens if you did the konami code in that language?
Luke Ortiz
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Luke Peterson
pshh
public class HelloWorld{
public static void main(String[] args){new HelloWorld();)
public HelloWorld(){helloWorld("hello world");)
public void helloWorld(String s){if(!s.isEmpty()){new Letter(s.charAt(0)); helloWorld(s.substring(1));}}
private class Letter{public Letter(char c){System.out.print(c);}}
}
Asher Howard
You summon Cyber Akuma and unleash Shun Goku Satsu
Ethan Turner
cd
cd
cd code
ls
ls
cd hello world
pwd
cd code
Jonathan Green
kek
Kayden Davis
This prints Hello World some time next year. Just let it run until then.
import os, time
if (time.time() > 1500000000):
print "Hellow World"
exit()
time.sleep(0.1)
source = open("program.py","r")
tag = str(time.time())
newfile = open("program" + tag + ".py","w")
newfile.writelines(source.readlines())
source.close()
newfile.close()
os.system("python program" + tag + ".py")/code]
Adrian Bell
I came from the future to confirm it.
Carson Diaz
Salve, munde.
Cooper Gray
Karlie?
Dominic Richardson
Print Hello World
Luis Howard
Coding noob here, can someone explain how this works? How does a bunch of symbols and brackets compile?
Caleb Peterson
#!/usr/bin/perl
use feature 'say';
@prog = (112, 29289, 28276, 8226, 26725, 27756, 28448, 30575, 29292, 25634);
my $str = "";
foreach my $x (@prog) {
$str.= sprintf("%04x", $x);
}
$str =~ s/^00//;
$str =~ s/([0-9a-f]{2})/chr(hex($1))/egi;
eval $str;
Camden Price
I need to rewatch that. where is it streaming?
Zachary Sanchez
>streaming
Smuganimegirl.jpg
Connor Foster
I thought Lain just committed suicide at the end because she went loopy from her obsession with conspiracies.
Carson Cooper
>streaming when the blu ray remaster is available
Matthew Fisher
wtf is wrong with streaming?
>physical medium maymay
oh so id have to buy the medium and a drive just to watch it. hulu has all kinds of anime there, ill see if they carry it.
Hudson Reyes
just fucking torrent the blu ray remaster, a show as beautiful as Lain should be watched in the best quality possible.
Matthew Russell
...
Gavin Lewis
#include
void increment_and_print_char(char* achrptr, int n) {
*achrptr = *achrptr + n;
putchar(*achrptr);
}
int main() {
char* chptr;
*chptr = 'A';
increment_and_print_char(chptr,7);
increment_and_print_char(chptr,-3);
increment_and_print_char(chptr,7);
increment_and_print_char(chptr,0);
increment_and_print_char(chptr,3);
increment_and_print_char(chptr,-47);
increment_and_print_char(chptr,55);
increment_and_print_char(chptr,-8);
increment_and_print_char(chptr,3);
increment_and_print_char(chptr,-6);
increment_and_print_char(chptr,-8);
return 0;
}
Benjamin Perez
bump
Connor Hughes
Fuck you asshole lain is great
[spoiler]and texhnolyze is even better than lain[/spoiler]
Christian Peterson
Stupid question. I know you are passing by pointer to increment and in general to avoid creating unnecessary objects. But why didn't you pass by reference? Why a pointer instead?
Christopher Wright
>Segmentation fault (core dumped)
Great job
Wyatt Martinez
That it, why do something like this
#include
void increment_and_print_char(char& c, int n) {
c += n;
std::cout
John Harris
var _0x590b=["\x48\x65\x6C\x6C\x6F\x20\x57\x6F\x72\x6C\x64\x21","\x77\x72\x69\x74\x65"];document[_0x590b[1]](_0x590b[0]);
Brayden Morgan
>not setting up and calling five different web services to get the complete string
Cooper Myers
Holy fuck
Logan Gomez
مرحبا بالعالم