Buy case, ram, cpu, gpu, fan, etc

>buy case, ram, cpu, gpu, fan, etc
>connect the cables and screw the screws
>"i built a pc!!!"

>writes 30000 lines of code
>spends two months debugging
>finally I can connect to wifi on my non botnet freedom Lincucks OS.
>writes another 3000 lines of code to make this post

>buy android company
>give them shitloads of money
>"google made android!!!"

sorry i have nothing to bitch about

It's all just like Lego. You can't fail but you get good bang for your buck.

This is now rant thread:

>Be AMD
>Buy outdated blueprints from Samsung spyes
>Release inferior CPU and GPU line
>mfw people are still buying it
>mfw people actualy blame other companies on how shitty our products are

>I am a retarded faggot who has no idea what he is talking about.

Triggered lincuck detected. You lost your life coding apps that are already on market, how does that feel? Pretty bad I guess.

you don't have to code anything to use linux, and driver support is actually quite good

>>finally I can connect to wifi on my non botnet freedom Lincucks OS.
What?

>apps
kys

>buy unity and a bunch of assets
>throw it together with a ctrl+v first person script
>make a pretentious voice over
>"i made a gayme!!!"

You have no idea what you're talking about.

>OP writes post about how easy it is to build a rig
>First post is someone from Sup Forums being triggered by this
I know that you Pee-Cee Gayy-murrs like to be proud of the fact that unlike those console "peasants" you didn't just pick a box off a shelf, you "built" your PC. However putting together a modern day pc really isn't anything special. It may have been something in the 70's when you needed solder components onto their correct places on the board, but today even my mother could do it if she could be bothered.

You under estimate retards. I once met a guy who bought the wrong type of ram and instead of realizing his mistake and taking it back he pushed it into the slot as hard as he could and cracked his motherboard in half. Then he asked if I could fix it and got really made when I told him it was fucked.

It might not be difficult but I don't understand your frustration, are you mad that people are building computers in general?

that's what every luserland programmer does p. much

>guys, look, microsoft word
>lol staroffice already existed you wasted your time

>buy wood
>buy screws
>connect the wood and screw the screws
>"i built a shelf!"

Never was there a more appropriate comparison.

Average Linux hater, hasn't even used it

a friend of mine bought the cheapest cpu. Of course it broke and fried half his components. He is dead now.

>Find an image macro that you saved
>Write some passive aggressive bullshit using meme arrows
>"I made a shitpost!!!"

>research price/performance ratio for each part
>read reviews detailing noise, heat, and power consumption
>read reviews discussing case features and build quality
>research case size vs motherboard, gpu, and cooler dimensions
>install components without damaging them
>install operating system
>tweak operating system for performance
>tweak BIOS for best CPU performance
>tweak GPU with program for best performance

There's a little more to it than that.

>buy slut
>Impregnate her
>"I created a child!!!"

>buy lego set
>connect all the bricks and plates
>"i built a car!!!"

A U T I S M

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I assembled a PC.

Learn your fucking language, guys.

>>buy case, ram, cpu, gpu, fan, etc
>>connect the cables and screw the screws
>>"i built a pc!!!"

I always build my own PCs, because I can't stand the weird proprietary components that inevitably get used inside a Dell/HP/whatever.

It's always embarrassing for me when people ask me where I got my PC, and I say "I built it". They look at me with astonishment like I just built my own manned space capsule or something. I've actually had cases where I had to spend 5 minutes explaining to someone why I'm not a genius. "Look, I'm a software engineer, so it's a good idea for me to know how to build PCs. I just buy the parts and put them together like a kit. The parts just hook together like Legos. A 12 year old could do it. Seriously, it's not that big of a deal."

>whining like a fag that PCs are easier to build
>back in my day sonny...
Oldfag detected

Terry, is that you?

Mobo standoffs. New pc builders forget/ are ignorant of these.

>coding apps
commit suicide by firing squad

>I've actually had cases where I had to spend 5 minutes explaining to someone why I'm not a genius.
Iktf, I'm far too modest

>buy wood
>buy screws
>connect the wood and screw the screws
>"i built a Fermi card"
Ftfy

>Buy concrete and cement that you didn't even make yourself from scratch
>steel with iron that you didn't even smelt from iron ore that you dug from the ground with your hands
>built a building
Hello, I'm OP and I'm a faggot.

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