We give you THE ASUS ZEMBOO!!

we give you THE ASUS ZEMBOO!!

$599 WOW

Giant Leap for Computing

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At least he can speak english, though the random screaming was a little strange.

For reall though this is a piece of shit. There are far better voice engines and they chose the one that sounds like a bored autistic retarded child. The body is pretty fucking stupid as well.

I'd rather take out a loan and buy a $10,000 Nao robot.

uguu~

>Giant Leap for Computing
>probably uses an angry birds processor
lmao

And what are people supposed to be doing with it?

It is a sweet little companion at your disposal.

Is there R34 yet?

That shit look ugly as fuck desu. Literally looks like a broken dyson vaccum cleaner missing most parts with a clued on plastic head.

>it is reary small computar
>looks very naice
>also lot like movie pixar figure

Id rather have that robot vacuum cleaner at my disposal. Roomba or whatever the name was.

>can't even give you a succ
>companion
k

>buy robot
>it doesn't understand my orders fetch me my beloved hotpockets
>the botnet wants me to starve

Can we please ban the Koreans from using Computers, everything they build is fucking tasteless.

>dat ZEMBO!!!! scream

lolno

this

>tfw the matrix is becoming more and more of a reality

Needs to lay off the coke desu.

>foxcon releases 50k employees
Damn right

That shit caught me off guard lmao.

WOWW

He is definitely a great household helper

I want a robot "personal assistant" that I can use as an onahole and it will make me waffles in the morning. Zenbo is perfect.

Is that you, WALL-E?

>the companion humans have dreamed about
>pulls this shit out of the dyson scrap bin

I am mad as fuck right now. Please no, just seriously, why.

The only question that matters

My nigga wall-e got abducted by chinks. Looks like chinese trash now. RIP in peace.

>tfw your robotic companion is hacked and kills you at night

it's their child, WALL-Eve

>pic related

FIVE NINETY NINE
WOW
A BIG STEP FOR ASUS AND ONE GIANT LEAP FOR COMPUTING
HEY ZEMBO COME HERE

>the face of a murderer

so other than being annoying, what purpose is this bot for? can it vacuum? like what benefit would i get by buying one? it really seems like an upgrade Furby with wheels.

But what data does it send into the asus "cloud"?

Replace it with a cute animu grill and we have a deal

helps enjoy a connected digital life and safeguard health and well-being

also a fun and educational playmate for kids!

that POS cant do shit...looks like waste of money

>Furby in a wheelchair

Call me when they attach vacuum cleaner on this shit and a gun

Looks like their kid has some sort of disorder. This is why cross-device mating is wrong and unethical.

>it will see that you're fapping to illegal shit
>calls police automatically

They could've at least made the screen bigger.

I wouldn't mind being followed around by pic related.

All the data.

so an upgraded furby with wheels?

Intel already showed off a prototype of this thing. Has their real sense 3D something something camera built into it.
I guess it could be handy for detecting when old people die or something.

You should work at asus m8, you can up with possibly something they have been working on for months.

imagine the number of adapters needed to mate those two

zenbo.asus.com/developer/#showform=1
Make your waifu app now. kek

Why the FUCK do Android's on-screen buttons show up for a moment when he asks it to take a photo?

But can I fuck it?

Neat but the pepper robot is more impressive.

youtube.com/watch?v=lqlyxg1-gE0

Kek, I just noticed. It's just an android app I guess.

Just buy the onahole extension

Of course this moving piece of trash is just a modified Android

>Sup Forums builds a robot

burst out laughing

this

dat ass thou

I GIVE YOU

THE ZEMBO

How far did the Sup Forums waifu bot project come, as It would seem like this would be a great device to put it on. Bonus points for anyone who manages to port TempleOS to this and writes a Terry Davis AI in HolyC that will scream at you about how you're a CIA nigger.

I

GIVE

YOU


ZEMBO!!!!!!!!

All the data pertaining your emotional issues and needs to develop a more effective advertising.

i'd tap that
with a 3" endmill and epoxy an onahole in dere