New macbookpro retina

new macbookpro retina
>butterfly keys like the macbook
>an oled bar at the top to replace function keys
>4 usb-c ports and a headphone jack

Here's a pic of the sides

>no function keys
What.
How am I going to use htop etc now?

looks amazing. apple outdid themselves yet again

can't wait to pre-purchase this

2 rupees have been deposited in your shit wiping hands Rajeesh!

So macs have no function now?

>now

>nothing but USB-C
Disgusting

macfag here

super mad they're taking away my function keys for no fucking reason

fuck you apple

function keys are not needed for posting on facebook so why would you need them on a macbook pro?

No one cares Pajeet.

If they have shallow butterfly keys like macbook. MacBooks are dead to me.

Why would you need function keys on a facebook machine?

Glad I got one while it still had HDMI

epik meme

When you can't innovate, imitate.

>shitbook pro
>now with negative keytravel

FIRE UP THOSE PHOTOCOPIERS CUPERTINO

>le macs are a facebook machine
>literally every good programmer i know uses apple

>macs
>not facebook machines

Well shilled Pajeet.

ebin

Looks like I may finally be migrating to linux or something.

...

And literally every good programmer I know uses mac or windows. I counter you anecdote with my own.

linux* or windows, fuck

>And literally every good programmer I know uses mac or windows.

exactly

>some use hardware, others use software
Get it right you fucking twit. Apple's OS is not "Mac," it's "OS X."

>FIRE UP THOSE PHOTOCOPIERS CUPERTINO
>this was the real reason Apple almost bought Xerox

Read next post retard.

Read next post retard.

I feel better and better about buying a mid2012 15" MBP.
Last model to have a replaceable battery, HDD, ram and ODD. Also AG screen.

Thanks Apple.

You posted that while my post was waiting for the cooldown retard. My point stands, you're a faggot who uses hardware names for software.

No, I'm someone who literally wrote the wrong word while typing a sentence, because I was thinking about the post topic while typing.

You, on the other hand are an insufferable faggot who will grasp at any straw to try to somehow disprove the fact anecdotal evidence isn't evidence. That was the point of my post, by the way. Just in case you missed it.

There's enough idiots that call OS X "Mac" for me to be able to justify correcting you for doing such a thing. Fuck off.

Macbook PRO
>no function keys
Apple has no idea what they're doing anymore
Cook is taking everybody for a wild ride and there's no way off

wow. I came in my pants

poor people cant afford macs why participate in this thread?

Function keys are used by the system for media control and window management

I bought a 2015 in February, and all I wanted was some buyers remorse. This is worse

Nah you did good. Butterfly keys are literally cancer.

Is my idea or Tim Cook is trying to ruin the mac brand on purpose?

That's what I mean, I wanted something to lust after, an easy upgrade in a few years. Now I'll have to consider Windows or something

Well prepare to get meme'd, it's gonna be renamed MacOS

Even then calling it Mac won't be correct you dipshit.

Who doesn't call it that already? "OS Ten" - which one?

underrated

>"OS Ten" - which one?
Same as when someone says Windows, assume latest unless otherwise specified.
>I use OS X
>I use OS X El Capitan
>I use OS X 10.11

Quit being retarded

That's not what I mean. Plenty of operating systems have a version ten, you can't just say that. "I use laptop 13 inch" "I have car mark IV". Mac OS is the name, X is the version

poorfags buthurt over a decent laptop that can also run windows or linux or whatever.

Go buy chinkshit then, faglords.

OS Ten is the name

I'm butthurt because a very decent brand of laptops is being ruined every year thanks to the imbecile ideas of a bong and a faggot.

Uncomfortably.

Looking modern > Ergonomics

But, if you bought a mac, you're interested in looks first, so why are you using ugly but functional software?

>But, if you bought a mac, you're interested in looks first

>source: my ass

>macshit
>decent

Poo in loo Pajeet.

>Butterfly keys

>muh ugly core 2 duo thinkpad

XPS 13 you fucking retard.

>XPS 13
It's like you enjoy get dicks in your eye.

>macfag talks about gay shit
Business as usual.

>projecting this hard
Enjoy your core 2 duo shit.

The XPS 13 is faster than any 13" mac with better battery life, you fucking imbecile.

>core 2 duo

Jesus fucking Christ they must not talk to anyone who actually uses a MacBook Pro for professional shit. They keep removing shit that works.

Nice english, pajeet.

So at what point does the keyboard just become one button with which you can control Siri/typing?

Name a single person that doesn't use their Pro as a web browsing appliance.

Go to a university campus, professors, students, they're everywhere.
When Apple run out of ways to get cheap marketing by removing useful stuff.

Thanks. I learned with a thinkpad

>I make wasteful purchases, therefore I'm rich.

I've been pricing Latitudes and Thinkpads for a Week, in case this was true.

Wondering if I should jump on the memorial day sale in case these pics are real, and not bullshit.

If this shit is true, it is an unbelievable fuck-up by Cook & Ives.

Lenovo tried the function strip too with the X1C and got btfo, Apple users are so fucking stupid they might pull this out.

>if you're rich you have to be a jew

Why not XPS 13?

The function strip on my X1 Carbon made it unusable - that's exactly why I switched to a Macbook, god fucking damn it.

>XPS 13
>Core 2 Duo

Do some research pajeet

Apple's muscle in their ecosystem means they can force developers to come up with uses for it I suppose

Want the Clit-Mouse

I hate windows trackpads. Tried the XPS last weekend, and it was good, but would much rather just disable the trackpad and use the nub.

But i don't have a Core 2 Duo ugly as sin computer to research.

Should have waited a year for the glorious 3rd gen X1C

Jesus I'm glad I bought a 2015 macbook pro

>no butterfly keys like macbook
>still has function keys
>no disgusting USB C
>no useless oled bar

usb-c? what happened to thunderbolt3?

Apple would probably move the dock down there and an arrow on the right to get all the functions. Sounds like something Apple would do.

is this bait?
keyboard is a matter of preference.
when did usb 3 become something bad?
oled bar will be programmable I'm assuming?

the keyboard is personal preference and debatable.

He said DOESN'T.

Me, mother fucker. I do devops work and live inside iterm2.

USB 3 isn't USB C

>2015 throttlebook pro
ayylmao

>that giant ass bezel with Dell's NoseCam® technology

Fuck off iFag. There's a reason why the XPS 13 is the official laptop of Sup Forums.

Please be joking

Thanks Pajeet! 10 rupees have been deposited to your Dell® account.

Who said I was an Apple user? I'm just making fun of your laptop's flaws. Don't pretend it's perfect because we both know it's not.

Fuck off ishit pajeets.

>he doesn't like my laptop, he's clearly an Apple user
epik

rich people show off by buying yachts
poor people show off by buying apple

Like 3D Touch?

This was the year I was finally going to cave in and buy a macbook pro. If they do that retarded shit I'm not buying it.
Why can't they add one fucking usb 3.0 port instead of usb C?

Does anyone have that pic how of lower, middle, upper class, rich showoff.

>no sd card slot
>no magsafe charger
>no physical function keys

after ten years of using macbooks, I think I will finally look at something else when it's time to upgrade

You can still buy the 2015 or the 2012 user