Get in here
Tech Cancer
Josiah Wood
Henry Howard
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Oliver Johnson
>demand equality
>want to be treated like an empowered snowflake for being a codemonkey
Hunter Edwards
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William Harris
at least that abomination weeds out the non-touchtypers
Sebastian Nguyen
Fucking hell
Camden Baker
...
Jaxson Brown
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Anthony Taylor
Don't see nufin wrong here
Anthony Barnes
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Nicholas Mitchell
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Justin Cox
it looks like the server room of my old job
Mason Young
can i workz therez? Herez my resume hehe
Jackson Phillips
>arch cuck trigger warning
Luis Cook
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Benjamin Cook
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Lincoln Allen
Well im out. Dump you Pajeets
Josiah Walker
M8
Jaxon Torres
HTC m8/m9/m10
Asher Lee
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Luis Williams
oops, meant to post this classic.
Jaxon White
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Michael Thomas
my keks were heard all over the country.
Ethan Lee
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James Hall
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Joseph Barnes
>can't believe this is real.
>do the research
>it's all real
I have no face for this.
Gavin Reed
kek
Mason Long
Mass Effect 2?
Dominic Perez
>Tech Cancer
mechanical keyboard
Josiah Morales
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Robert Anderson
bitcoin farm?
Lincoln Anderson
Aside from all the pony faggotry, that resume is pretty fucking solid.
Justin Ramirez
This autist got to work for NIST. Why even live.
Isaac Morris
Hey, look on the bright side. At least you're not a horsefucker like him, right user?
William Roberts
I've seen the insides of industrial vaccuum cleaners that look cleaner than that.
Easton Kelly
[spoiler]There's nothing wrong with the show, though. It's just harmless cutesy shit.[/spoiler]
Angel Lewis
So... horsefucker and no job at NIST.
Congrats dude.
Jaxon Garcia
>Sony's audio system
>Nokia's battery
>Blackberry's security
>Samsung's memory
>MEMORY
>iphone's camera
fuck you and whoever made that stupid meme
Kevin Martinez
i would hire this faggot, then fuck him
Nathaniel Hall
I'm gonna shit on his gmail now
Lincoln Wilson
I love MGR memes.
Jaxson Morales
If they touch type its ok
Oliver Clark
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Julian Baker
Two classics then.
Angel Sullivan
eyesore
Owen Allen
Normal Windows
Ryder Morris
wtf
Austin Flores
Why is his desktop performing like shit?
>Falling for 12 gib ram in 2011 and buying extended warranties
Such a good goy.
Benjamin Jenkins
Damn man he gave you one out, to not be a horse fucker, and you still went horse fucker.
Ryan Baker
Heil!
Joseph Myers
>Arch get him too?
good&lost
Ethan Thomas
>One TERABYTE Hard Drive
Every fucking time.
Austin Kelly
gets wet
Bentley Morales
Silence of the lambs
Mass Effect 1
Matthew Garcia
>Foxconn
Stopped reading
Ian Butler
sorry bro
>horsefucker
Landon Smith
am I the only one who thinks this is kind of reasonable?
Hunter Thomas
no
Chase Murphy
kük
Levi Mitchell
This
Jayden Peterson
>plug in hdmi port
>water comes out of the other end
Pure motherfuckin' magic.
Easton Edwards
>dell
>gaming
>mouse
Do those even exist
Noah Lopez
Not enough ram power
Asher Jenkins
Kek'd. I must've missed that one many times.
Michael Foster
You raff you roose.
Aiden Fisher
>Nokia battery
So a 700mAh brick battery?
Neat.
Wyatt Thomas
>liquid cooling is the only completely silent cooling system
Adrian Parker
>fell for the 12 gigabytes of ram power meme
Justin Rodriguez
>cooling directly to your cpu
Charles Scott
I'm gonna shit on your drive and laugh with my friends with codes XD
Camden James
>memory with 12gb of RAM powerrrrr
Hunter Ortiz
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Jace Sullivan
>oito the smart solution
>universal hdmi to H2O Adapter
>plug your HD XL Hose to your computer
>direct cooling to your CPU
>download mineral water from the Web
>don't use with other kind of liquid
Kayden Flores
He obviously meant battery life, you fucking autismo.
Parker Powell
More of a funny one
Benjamin Wright
>download mineral water from the web
Kek
Jason Wright
did this guy dump molten candle wax all over his keyboard or what?
Andrew Evans
Probably semen mixed in with that half eaten sausage
Jack Hernandez
Talking of which, I applied for a trainee deckhand job today.
Colton Harris
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William Carter
Yes very droll, now lick my banjo string u fag
Logan Smith
On purpose? Why?
Josiah Richardson
Because I think it will be interesting. Makes a nice change to programming all day.
Benjamin White
I remember that thread
Ryder Diaz
but will you be able to browse dank memes
Wyatt Cook
Holy shit, should have never left his parents' basement. It is a he, right? right?
Isaiah Robinson
Probably not. Apparently it's going to be "at least" 6 weeks out at sea and I have no idea what my access to tech will be. OTOH I'll probably be too tired all the time to browse memes, dank or otherwise.
Nathan Clark
did you just abbreviate 'on the other hand'? why? what is this world coming to?
Thomas Green
Lmao are those fans actually doing anything?
Brody Howard
Iphone camera is currently the worst. Is that the joke?
all these are the worst qualities of each
Parker Wood
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Ian Sullivan
Just felt like desu m8
Joshua Nguyen
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Henry Gray
Have fun user
Jayden Richardson
thats actuallly a pretty easy fix.
Eli Baker
Do Pajeets take care of their tech? Or do they poo in it as well
David Kelly
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Henry Baker
Are you sure?
It doesn't say battery life in the image, and even if true it's really easy. Use your phone as much as you used one of those nokias and battery life should be roughly the same, if not much better. People forget that they didn't spend 10 hours a day shitposting on those old Nokias.
Alexander Perry
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Jeremiah Ross
>implying that the twitter nigglet who made the meme knows what mAh capacity