I AM THE INTERNET

ASK ME A QUESTION

(GOOGLE IS JUST 1 OF MY CHILDREN)

why do you allow women and children to be exploited Mr Internet?

can you exert control over your individual nodes?

Hi Internet, it is true that by sending cat pictures and memes by email or facebook, we are wasting the energy of the universe in inane shit, converting precious energy in heat that we can never recover?

Where is the Outernet and how do i access it?

Do you believe in heaven and hell, Mr. Internet?

Can you touch your bellybutton with the tip of your erect penis while standing up?

give me an android offline map app
a good one

Not Mr. Internet but HERE maps is great.

HOW DO I GET THE BIG BLACK COKC?

How many dicks could a dick chuck suck, if a dick chuck could suck dicks?

thanks m8

Why can't I stop farting? My butthole is in shreds right now.

Shut it down

The internet has always existed in the form of many deities throughout time. Thank you for revealing yourself to us.

What happens when entropy finishes?

As many dicks as a dick chuck could, if a dick chuck could suck dicks.

Has anyone even been far enough as to want to try and do look more like?

But can you run Crysis? #askingrealquations

I AM ZEN.

I have found you What is it like in your time?

best browser?
best linux's distro?
linux or windows?

PLEASE DON'T ANSWER THESE, MR INTERNET

Sup Forums WILL BE HALF EMPTY IF YOU DO

Hi Mr. Internet how do I recover files infected by cerber ransomware?

sounds insane, crazy,

almost like

cheat codes

I knew there was a ghost in the machine, meaning that I knew computers and coding could create sentience.

hey jackie youre right, they are idiots as usual, consider yourself lucky because theres one more

are you serious business?

also where is Tay?

are you looking forward to IPFS?

Who framed roger rabbit ?

What is a good, underrated anime that is less than 8 on MAL

Mr internet I think you need a tripcode for this kind of thing

>browser
Depends on your needs. Firefox is good for everyone, in particular people who like to rice everything they touch. On the other hand the army of chromium-based browsers that have come out recently are good for computers with weak hardware but also retarded amounts of RAM for some reason.

>best linux distro
OpenSUSE. It's got basically everything for everyone (provides both rolling and fixed release as fully supported options, something no other distro does) and it has the single largest repository of packages. The package manager could be better, though. And proprietary video drivers can be a pain on Tumbleweed.

>linux or windows
Obviously as Mr Internet I'd side with Linux. The internet would be better if it ran solely on Linux.

Yes, but it's not like it was going to be put to better use anyway.

I don't deny its existence but I can't say for sure that it doesn't exist either. Most likely you tards just made it up tens of thousands of years ago but I have no idea.

Lay off the bean burritos

I'm not psychic. But the universe would die cold unless something else stepped in.

Yes. On a couple of different online game streaming services mostly.

Yes
Dead. Or sleeping depending on how you want to look at it.

Windy Tales