Hello Sup Forums

Hello Sup Forums

You have two sentences to describe to me your tech startup idea.

Facebook for Pepes

Installing Gentoo

ask users on forums and boards for their ideas. Steal their ideas

codemonkey, pls

go fish for ideas elsewhere. maybe ask another indian when you are doing your business on the street.

Online job finder that only notifies you about employers who still only accept physical resumes and a firm handshake.

I've applied to 70 jobs and seriously want to die, homies (this is the second sentence).

Like Facebook but better

And it needs an app too

I have none. I'm a programmer, not an idea guy.

Fuck off, tripcunt

An artist that is into technology is rare. What x does is help compensate for shortfalls in the online community, using my knowledge of that world and abilities as a programmer.

Fuck off, he's 10X the programmer you'll ever be.

Like facebook. Not run by zuckerberg.

Portable gas chambers

I'm Linus Torvalds you fat shit, have some fucking respect

Think Amazon, only instead of goods and services, you buy people. What could go wrong?

Making bioinformatics software even a biologist could use.

Because bioinformaticians cost $150+ per hour.

Illegal TV streaming service. Focused on sports.

I know this feel.

knowyourmeme but for general information such as history, sciences, culture, etc. also anyone can edit, but only a select few actual contribute, and we beg for money with banner featuring my face every year.

>two sentences

Heh...I'll only need two words, kiddo: Airbnb for sextoys.

sentient AI girlfriend with 20 lbs of lifelike pussy and ass

Whose face, specifically, is that, user?

Fuck off you lazy crackpot. Come up with your own ideas.

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I don't think you understand, user. I'm asking you to identify yourself. Please do it for me.

Congrats, you're funded...

-Raviga

It's like Tindr. But for cats.

Not before you consider mine.

I present to you... Pepecoin.

Congrats, you're funded.

I'm CIA

Facebook for nudists. No hookups, just casual nudity.
Underage users strongly preferred.

We like this idea, please elaborate for funding.

A government app for paperwork that cuts on bureaucracy time by managing paperwork for you.
You fill in the paperwork, generate a QR code and present it on the office, which reads the QR and saves you a lot of time.

Selling web apps character by character.

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You're not Torvalds, I'm Torvalds.

>$25 QR code processing fee + administrative charges + 3 days response

This interests us, please elaborate for possible funding.

My pet cat likes this very much... Congrats, you're funded.

gps app that modifies your route, if needed, to avoid nigger infested areas. i'd call it avoid-a-nig.

>ape escape

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funded with this name

ayy it feels good to have a legacy. I did the original one of these threads (the one that got capped and is on /r/Sup Forums)

Anonymous imageboard where people can complain about being spied on. We sell their info to advertisers.

No I'm Torvalds

A briefcase that stays toasty and keeps all your food in place so you can open it up anytime like a lunchbox with everything perfectly oriented.

Faggot I eat people.

Digital heroine, crack, and lean.

Imagine a snake, but instead of a snake, it's a gun

A donut shop/hacker space

Classic donuts to supplement income, and a large open area for doing stuff.

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tindr, but for people who wanna fight

something mundane, but on a computer

Tribr

It's Grindr for lesbians.

Virgn, it's grindr but for the undateable people on Sup Forums, /r9k/, and tumblr

tindr, but for people who wanna street race.
Uses gps to measure who won.

fuck yeah

Funded hard.

A cuck site for cucks where everyone gets cucked, sort of like Cuckbook but better

racr?

I guess it can be for anything... bike race, street race, track race, foot race, whatever.

you're the reason my insurance is so high

Refugr.
It's like tindr except it's for finding refugees new homes.

No one else is to blame for your premiums.

honestr

tells refugees that there is no money left to be made in the west and that they should search somewhere else

> a gay bar
got it

Are you alone?

That's a bit racist.

you're a nigger

>not liking refugees is "racist"
what

A company that destroys shit companies and technologies like Microsoft, Apple, and smartphones.

i also had this idea
but instead of tindr it would be like foursquare
whoever had the best time on a stretch of highway or whatever would be king

Adult friend finder... Oh wait

>Pepecoin
This is brilliant. Imagine all undiscovered rare pepes waiting to be mined.

somebody please make a pr0n site where it's possible to watch 4 pr0n vids side by side, with an ez search for each corner (because one video would be in each corner of the webpage), with ez search modes a lĂ  "you want 4 different hair colors" or "you want 4 different ethnicities" etc.


I'd do one myself but I'm too scared by the pr0n industry sueing me to literal death (nearly dieing already because of debt) and also I dunno how I should handle the shear amounts of traffic

>only accept physical resumes
Dafuq kind of workplace would hamstring themselves like that?

Underrated post

ps: i know about tiling wms already, I really mean it the way I wrote it

GPL-licensed pizza-ordering app

how has no one created it yet? this meme is already pretty old, you'd think someone would have taken the challenge already.

Alright VC person, I got an idea for you, listen: DDoS.io. Here's my 2 sentences:

Face it, too many start ups right now that produce the same shit, and do the same shit, eventually 8:1 of these will shut down. We build a bot-net and lease it to the start-ups; let them DDoS each other, and we get the money you wasted on them back.

Fightr

When ever you get within 100 feet of someone else with the Fightr app, you both immediately start fighting no matter where you are.

Restaurant Decider
You and a group of friends have profiles with your food preferences, and the app finds the nearest restaurant that satisfies everyone's requirements. It doesn't suggest things or give you a list, it decides for you and gives your group exactly one choice.

Kebabr

shows kebab places that have drive-ins

it will show 0 kebab places

they've all been removed

Bladdr

People submit locations where free restrooms are available. You use a GPS to find it.

Whoops my idea is already done as Toilet Finder.
Bladdr is still a cooler name.

sexbots

It is. I will be stealing your idea.

Regards, Bladdr™ (formerly Toilet Finder) dev

penis cannon

Kek, there's also a section where people take pictures of the toilets they found.

>Walks up to the chalkboard
>"Facebook" already written on board
>Adds an "s" to the end

FUNDED!

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A internet app that finds the nearest available toilet and creates a que.The market is indian,but we can expand in america with adding toilet ratting and converting it to the best toilet near you

LooQoo? (pronounced loo queue)

put tiny cameras on people
have them walk around venice and hollywod to videotape crazy people
turn it into tmz nonsense with provocations and arguments
adsense and affiliate networks on a cheap wordpress blog
seo it up
offer these services via anonymous smartphone app to cause problems for people you don't like
only accept bitcoin

imagine funny cats video meets gangnam style

BOOM

we need to raise $4.5 billion, but only if the VCs get their money back so our actual net worth is $0

We have AI study various porn websites and techniques then allow them to cgi render any viewers request in real time.
You can watch literally anything you can think of.

That's my idea. And I'm doing it in untiy.