How do we fix the internet?

How do we fix the internet?

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mandatory internet ID card with 3 strikes for hate speech and other illegal content
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Remove women from tech.

no smartphones

What's Garrison trying to depict in this comic?

No more being rude! No bullying. The Internet is a nice place for well-mannered individuals. (´･ω･`)

By you not posting.

Tfw I would actually have to go full tinfoil freetard

gas the autists.

This is exactly the kind of rude behavior that needs to be fixed (´･ω･`)

youtube.com/watch?v=QL2yUonqz5s

I'm not clicking that, rude-o.

The main problem with the internet is the lack of freedom, and to fix that we would need to fix the governments.
For all i care, facebook and tumblr tards can have their safe spaces, just dont fuck with ours.

fuck off, dickhead. you are on Sup Forums. do you need the link to leddit?

just remove women in general
also, remove facebook, tumblr, and reddit
then make Sup Forums invite only or something so normoids dont invade

>taking this fucking b8

Rude-o detected. The Internet is a friendly place for well-mannered individuals. Get nice or get out. (`･ω･´)

facebook, tumblr, and reddit are the equivelent of containment boards. you take that shit away it may dilute the cancer, but it will just spread to other good sites.
The internet is pretty much already too far gone to keep it only for the ones with a high powerlevel. Its already for "the general population". Its about minimizing damages now.

>The main problem with the internet is the lack of freedom

No, the problem with internet is excessive freedom: you can post inflammatory content and misogynistic hate in twitter and snapchat with zero consequences

Static webms

encryption and anonymity

this nigga gets it.

>implying freedom could ever be a bad thing
How exactly is that a problem if no one acts on, lets say stupid accusations on tumblr?
can you imagine if it became globally illegal to call people faggots online? Sup Forums, and imageboards in general would all turn to shit in favor of being politically correct. imagine if encryption software was illegal to distribute? oh well, doesn't matter if your gf sees your porn.

as i said, as long as that shit doesn't spread and infect the rest of the Internet, it is all good.
Its when free speech creates laws to confine and box people in, that is a problem.

This also gives way to things like cp, though. How do you plan to stop that?

>goes from disagreeing with "people shouldn't be dicks on to the Internet" to comparing it to making encryption totally illegal.
Literally a straw man argument.

Now that's what I call rudeposting.

You sound exactly like every eavesdropping politician ever.

Funny thing about encryption and anonymity, is that it's pretty much the only thing protecting kids from internet pedophiles

>be pedro
>live in world free from encryption
>snoop for baby webcams
>fap for days
>sure am glad the gubernment stopped encryption from enabling me to hide my nefarious activities

>be pedro
>world free from anonimity
>snoop about on neopets
>get names, phone numbers, addresses of kids that play it near my house
>swap paint buckets for diddling
>sure am glad there's no anonimity to protect pedros like me

but then how do you tell your images from your videos?

user, you were baited.
Was the really stupid bearface not eanough of a tell tale ?

Kill everyone and everything. Just start over.

I have the solution. Encryption and anonymity... but just for kids !
Vote TRUMP 2016 !

delete this thread

>stupid bearface
ʕ´• •`ʔ

Moderators still exist so the people who are into that would stay in their own area of the new more secure, more anonymous internet.

I'd like it to be legal to call people faggots online, and to be able to have an intelligent conversation with a human being who doesn't insist on calling everyone a faggot.

At least Trump will either MAGA or destroy the world

Shillary will just suck gold for her Jew friends, and Bernie'll enable the commies

Excuse me? Ugh, just go back to your tumblr "safe space" already. I've been posting here for a long time, kid, and in case you haven't noticed, this is Sup Forums. I bet, no, I'm sure, you don't even run Arch Linux. Do you even code? I'm sure whatever "muh feels" politically correct os you run doesn't even have a minimalist tiling window manager, configurable in plaintext. Mine was downloaded and compiled straight from the AUR. Real Sup Forums hackers don't give a sh*t about your "feels". I should know.

The internet cannot be fixed. The floodgates of normalfaggotry cannot be closed. The best thing you can do is find a corner of the internet that they haven't poisoned and do your best to keep them out.

This is probably bait, but that's just Sup Forums's culture. It's been that way since the start, moot's tripcode was literally ##faggot

I'm a faggot, OP a faggot, we're all faggots. You're the one insisting we change our ways for some strange reason.

Wanting to have decent conversations isn't bait.

'Faggot' as a language evolution in which the local culture turned it into a different meaning is fine. What I have a problem with is the attitude. The discourse here is like logging on to a Call of Duty game just for the chatting feature.

all rudeposters must die!! Ree!! (`･ω･´)

But pretending to have somehow not cue in to everyone being a faggot on Sup Forums is either bait or newfaggotry in the extreme.

This is also Sup Forums. As a rule the most popular boards of Sup Forums tend towards more shitposting and less discussion. Compare the average quality of posting here with a smaller board like /an/ and the difference is very obvious.

Bring back chatrooms so i can talk to lonely women

remove non whites (except japs, we need them)
remove women
remove children
there

They still exist. just google horny chat and click ont he 1st link.

sounds like a good way to get pic related

Actually, the 1st link is a pretty based site with an actual community that still exists from way back when it was a moderately popular Cydia app.

And some shit pay4nudes kik spambots because we used to link to it on Sup Forums for some reason.

OK, then we need something that's just like Sup Forums but with fewer people.

That sounds silly, but that's essentially what /vg/ is to Sup Forums (and it's great!).

Seriously, I hope you guys hang your while jerking off. And then your mother finds you in a batman costune with your dick out hanging from the ceiling

unless the car is running the A/C isn't doing shit

>How do we fix the internet?
Who is this "we" you speak of?

Busdriver detected.

>Who is this "we" you speak of?
Yeah, exactly!

If the do make an Internet ID I would laugh my ass off if it were used to keep people with liberal arts degrees from posting on tech forums.

That he's a fucking racist and needs to die

>people shouldn't be rude on the internet
>we need to forcibly restrict them from doing so, and require them to face consequences if they don't comply

Fuck off, statist

"Tumblr tards," maybe, but what you said doesn't apply to most Facebook users. And what you call, "Facebook Tards," are actually just the average person. Period.

>muh sekrit klub

if this happened could you just unplug your hardrive and start fresh with a new one, assuming you didn't give a fuck about keeping anything that was on your computer

by naming them properly. E.g. viruse.jpg.webm

Simple, we get all the normies to install adblockers until it slowly chokes out all the minimum effort click centric content.

by not getting triggered, this includes both feminists and jobless faggots.

Get out EU shill and down some bleach while you're at it

Try south korea

restrict it to only japanese, south korean, east chinese and irish posters

>wanting zyklon ben to die
Shouldn't you be protesting a trump rally?

>Irish Posters
>try to gain access by proxy to the internet
>the Internet IRA blows up my computer
Faith and begorrah

>People who know jack shit about computers or the Internet are in office RIGHT NOW and are proposing laws to censor the Internet
WHY?

Urbit.

Remove moralfag.

Remove smartphones. Only lazy fucks shitpost from phones.

We need all giant shit sites to create a safety network of over moderated safespace-approved sites, and convince all the precious faggots to stay there.

because the primary goal of people in government is to have power over you, and to increase that power at any opportunity. They want nothing less than total control over everything you do.

You can't at this point. There's a reason people were going nuts for "decentralized" internet communities a while back. Just find some backwoods imageboard or userform.

massive nonstop ddos attacks against all major corporations and isps that throttle speeds or bandwith cap their users, and absolutely all ad companies, and captcha.

Sever connections to third world companies, remove kebab, and get rid of sjw's.

third world companies = third world countries* in the last line.

Mandatory tripcodes for everyone.

unique tripcodes generated from a blood sample taken each time you log onto the computer, and the trip code is universal and cross site.

its to fight terrorists and protect your identity.

wtf you can't even see the clown in the 2nd one. this pisses me off

>Internet ID
It's called an IP address.

Nice

its actually your internet phone number you mook

But my IP changes every 15 minutes or so

...

shoop that so the battery is almost dead

We'd have to go back in time and assassinate Jobs, Bezos, Soros and Zuckerjew.

As it is the internet cannot be fixed, those who know how will hide deeper or leave the network altogether. Face it, the internet is now a company and government-controlled network, it will never be a law-less wild west again.

Unplug the cable and go out into the world again.

A private community being capable of self-moderation in order to maintain quality of discussion for its participants is not in any way statist. This is STILL a straw man argument. The post never mentioned "consequences" from the state.

>9gag
kys

what the fuck are you even talking about?

heh

Only anime can save internet culture

God bless Sup Forums