Made me make a thread while I'm at work edition, expect missing news will catch up when back from work.
Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.
>NEWS °user bought some tactile buttons and has been buying chink shit for years °There's a chink shit gen discord now °user buys silly shit reviews some of it °Updated measurements of fake Piston 3s vs real ones v zircons measurements for Xiaomi Hybrid and KZ ED3 / ED9 °New video review from Unbiased Tech user, posts his socks youtube.com/watch?v=uoo3aXRESVA °Test using bm800 and somake °Anons chink shit came today Previous thread
Batteries are scary, add water to the mix and you get some nice burns.
Lincoln Brooks
B-but \/ape/\ation... That chinky dinky forgot to turn off the power. To do that on a EVOD press the buttom five times and it'll flash then turn off.
Dominic Martinez
Kek more reason not to buy chink batteries.
Elijah Parker
can't find anything. Execlan is the producer?
Noah Peterson
hahahahahahaha fucking china action
Brandon Martin
New to buying chinkshit, do things ever leave Singapore?
Benjamin Edwards
He might have meant Excelvan
Josiah Lewis
I think he might. Thanks!
Jace Perry
After all, Chinese invented fireworks
Colton Baker
lmao dude ripped one sick cloud
Angel Morgan
\/ape/\/ation
Christian Morales
dispatch my shit you chinks reeeee
Jackson Morris
Please don't buy chink shit if you are expecting it to work. I just recently bought a laptop cooling pad and one fan doesn't work. At least I learned a lesson.
Anyone else recommend the pistons air? I'll be using them for running and biking (not in city traffic, don't worry). My KZ-ATE are build like shit and sweat seeps into the housing very easily.
Wyatt Clark
There's a reason it's called chink shit you fucking idiot
Nathaniel Morgan
My Xiaomi miui kills background apps, anyone know how to stop it?
Leo Sanders
Did you try to fix it? It's not even hard if you got a spare fan.
inb4 pissbait post
Ayden Hernandez
oooor maaaaybeeee you can repair it easily ?
Jeremiah Bennett
Only one user has them so far
Hudson Hughes
So, a question for all vapefags here: what western brand of ecig shit should I go for that has a great price/performance ratio?
Caleb James
> using a video camera to record a movie playing on a monitor instead of just converting the file to a webm
You don't belong on Sup Forums. Go back to redit.
Carter Morris
>implying he made the video
Nathan Hughes
lucky me. It's for 118$ at gearbest compared to ~280$ at ali
Anthony Long
Use the catalog. There was a new /csg/ thread created seventeen minutes before this one. (OP)
Jonathan Thompson
>shit op >no news fuck off kid
Luis Reed
Aren't those laptop cooler things useless anyway?
Matthew Garcia
They also have a bunch of cheaper models from $50 to $70 that do 720 just as well
Jeremiah Peterson
The problem isn't just the OP but everyone else participating in two generals covering the same subject matter. What's the point of having generals if not to keep the discussion to a unified, single thread?
Leo Moore
yes they are, you should simply get a notebook than can cool itself instead of consumer/ gaymen tier trashbooks.
Cameron Jackson
>What's the point of having generals if not to keep the discussion to a unified, single thread? the point of news is people can catch up on previous thread they missed because of sleep or work
Luis Ward
Depends on your laptop really. My laptop has dumb fan placement so it only draws air from behind the back rather than underneath it. Meaning only half the laptop gets cooled. So I bought a cooling pad and the fans stopped it from averaging 50c down to 30c. Fucking shitty work laptops.
Aaron Collins
>the point of news Non sequitur a lot?
Luke Clark
>implying it's not security footage where he has no access to the original file
Luis Green
No if your laptop overheats you need one. I used a laptop for 6 years and without one it would just shut down.
Blake Jones
If you're going to make a thread do it right or don't do it at all
Brandon Morgan
Underrated post
Parker Hill
There's two other brand projectors on sale in Gaybests deal section for $72 no clue about their quality though
Joshua Wright
I can't decide between Teclast X80 Plus and X80 Pro. Both are dirt cheap today - £57 each. I think the only difference is 1080p vs 720p, but at 8 inches won't 1080p just be a battery draining meme?
Joshua Gomez
> 8"
if 8" is barely enough for a girl to feel anything, why would you think it could satisfy a man?
get a 9.7 or 10.1
Sebastian Barnes
Sup /csg/, just finished receiving a bunch of stuff from gearbest, gonna post as much as I can and give quick details, I might take a while to post it all.
Carter Smith
Should have gotten the 850 evo, but yeah post pics and reviews
Isaac Peterson
We simply do not know
James Flores
I already have a 10.1". I want an 8" because I have to carry a Thinkpad for work and want my own device to be light.
Nathaniel Williams
A quick update on the GPS trackers I got out of the 4 I ordered 1 works like a dream 1 has a mind of its own and turns on and off and the other 2 refuse to work unlike the hands of their creators. Pic is the working one in a Hyundai I20 it was a bitch to install in that car.
Ayden Garcia
I'm pretty sure he took the gif directly from redit. Seen it there a few days before.
William Roberts
Goobies pls answer this
Tyler Nguyen
>redit. Seen it there how about you go back there then
Best cheap and small graphics tablet? I want to be able to quickly write down equations in lectures, whilst still using my laptop to type notes.
Chase Reyes
captcha eaten two reviews already, sorry for the delay.
First off the backpack. Really comfy, even with heavy loads. Padding on all the spots that matter (straps, back and bottom) and the laptop sleeve -just- fits my 13" Macbook Air. Would not fit a laptop any bigger than that, be warned. The buckles are magnetic making it pretty quick to access the pockets, and the main opening has a drawstring so your contents are secured by more than a simple loose flap on top.
At the price it goes for, bloody fantastic. 5/5 bretty gud
Jace Barnes
Pick set up next, this one comes with a whopping 2 sets of picks and probes, along with a transparent padlock. I use it to occasionally do breaking and entering for location scouting and having it handy for when anyone forgets their keys. Strong metal is used, the picks dont get fucked up straight away and can take a bit of force.
The second set of picks comes with no plastic handles, and the whole lot fits in a credit card slot of a wallet, making it super convenient.
4.5/5, the practice locks build quality ain't great. Be careful of getting your picks jammed in there.
David Baker
can you get cheap bags to put tablets in for travelling?
Blake Carter
i got 29 euros store credit on gearbest but i don't know what to buy because i don't need anything, but i still want to buy something because i'm a consumer whore
Michael Rivera
Craft knife next up, it's only a dollar or two and comes with a standard craft knife, cap protector for when not in use and 5 extra blades. Bloody sharp. Great product.
5/5 would use to escape sweatshop with.
Cooper Baker
7 Port USB hub, this thing fucking sucks.
Comes with a shitty power adapter, I superglued it together so it would actually just stay plugged in. The USB 3.0 cable it comes with is about 10cm long, essentially useless.
The worst part? 4/7 ports don't actually work at all. They only provide power to the usb port and no usb connectivity, only the 3 closest to the end will allow USB connectivity.
1.5/5 Don't waste your money on this shit.
Tyler Moore
I got one of those in my last load of chink shit. Its a great hobby knife. I keep it in a pencil holder on my desk so I always have a small hobby knife handy
Samuel Reed
PS3 Charging Dock:
Fits two standard PS3 Controllers at the same time, doesn't provide anything other than a power source, be aware of this. That being said, charges the controllers both at a great rate. Red light indicates fully charged and Green indicates charging.
Angel Diaz
It's great hey?
Jaxson Clark
Now that I've finished my review, here's a question for you cheap neet fucks.
How long will you hide in your basement? You'll never get mad pussy.
Fucking faggots.
Camden Gray
>fucking not white females
ewww
Owen Torres
got a snoop dogg g pen off of aliexpress for 9 euro it feels exactly like the real one, it even has the signature lightly engraved on a side - very impressed. came here very quickly too, just keep in mind the G pen isnt a proper vaporiser - while a lot of your herbs will vaporise, they will also burn a bit
Isaiah Bell
This is a blue board, you might get banned for posting that
(posting from work tb.h)
Michael Phillips
That's an ugly pussy. I hope it's tight at least.
Gavin Cruz
I hope you get fired :')
Then you can do more reviews!
Dylan Russell
Does the Ruizu x02 accept 128gb shark memory cards?
Does the wheel work like that of the ipod?
Chase Butler
>refuse to work unlike the hands of their creators I chuckled.
Angel Bennett
>australian >is a shitposter I'm not surprised at all
Kevin Thompson
lay another turd on the board mate
John Rivera
That is not the same as the ausfag posting new reviews at this time.
Xavier Gray
Here's a gift m8.
Review this.
Stop pretending to be me cunt.
Robert Davis
WHO WANTS TO SEE A REVIEW OF MY PENIS???
Lucas Campbell
I'm just gonna ignore the fact someone is using a name to shitpost anyway.
LED Strip next up:
Pretty self explanatory, the chinks sent me a power adapter for AUS plugs which is pretty convenient. The remote for this thing is hilarious though, the "strobe" and "smooth" settings are actually swapped, and the strobe effect they programmed is exactly like the flash effect. Has different brightness controls too.
4/5, kinda pricey for the right power adaptor compared to identical products.
Carson Myers
I'm going to use these in my kiddie rape dungeon.
Shits so cash yo
Adam Perry
Just use a trip in this thread, is not that hard.
Chase Sanchez
Yes it does No it doesn't, the wheel is just for show.
Tyler Brown
I DON'T WANT TO
Josiah Phillips
Samsung 750 Evo up next:
Comes without any cables or connectors, and non-formatted. If you're on windows use diskmgmt.msc in the run terminal to format the drive.
Comes out to be 111 GB after formatting NTFS. As far as I can tell, it's legit. Inform me if there's another way to confirm it's authenticity.
Kevin King
Oh look it's the pissphone/chinese shopping autist mad nobody's posting in his thread
John Taylor
Filtered :')
William Hernandez
>Inform me if there's another way to confirm it's authenticity. install samsung magician and have it run the sn
Jason Sullivan
Use Samsung Magician
John Russell
>Inform me if there's another way to confirm it's authenticity.
samsung ssd are made in korea, chinese ssd are mad in china.
Isaiah Russell
Its real, they don't come with anything but the booklets and cd
Carson Baker
The cardsharks are pretty self explanatory, can confirm for not a meme.
Lastly is the Orico branded enclosure. Kinda stiff to unlock, but that's better than the entire thing being loose. The USB 3.0 cable that is supplied kinda sucks, it keeps disconnecting the drive. Works alright otherwise, used it to format the SSD I bought with it. The body is solid however, actually sort of heavy considering the size.
3/5 okay I guess, kinda pricey.
Gabriel Thomas
>using a pad >not replacing your useless optical drive with a dedicated side turbine
I am tempted to try out.
Zachary Diaz
Does anyone tried to buy chinkpads from china? I'm temped to pick a X220 from this seller: item.taobao.com/item.htm?id=43820633263&toSite=main#detail The great detail of this guy is that he offers modded thinkpads with IPS 1080p or TN 1440p screens. Any toughts?
Colton Lopez
>very quiet lot of cold >nice design your friends be envy! >regulate wheel for much air out
