What would make a programmer patrician tier, Sup Forums?

What would make a programmer patrician tier, Sup Forums?

>languages
>frameworks

actually writing code instead of wasting your time bikeshedding

JS + node

C/C++

Plankül for "I'm so pro that I can use old german made programming language"

And Python because they fucked up in life and they want to be fucked by a phyton.

Being able to read other people's shitty code.
Understand design patterns.
Understanding version control.
Understanding product management.
Understanding release management.
Understanding how to gather user requirements.
Approaches to debugging.
Problem isolation.
Understanding databases, filesystems, networking.

Any procedural OO language (C#, Java).
Any declarative presentation language.
Any declarative query language.

Clean shaven.
Non creepy smile.
Firm handshake.
Eye contact.
Ability to mix with others.
Ability to ignore the ignorant and idle whilst enabling them.

>Ability to ignore the ignorant and idle whilst enabling them.
you clearly aren't a patrician programmer, else you wouldn't be posting ITT

how so?

not on Sup Forums is a good start

this

Nobody will hire me, and there's nothing worthwhile that one programmer can do by himself, so this is my best option.

It's Plankakül, you idiot.

It's a good job you have the efforts of decades of open source developers to help you then isn't it.

You're not alone.

Found the sjw.

Kalkül
calculate

Force yourself into a schedule. Do 4-5 problems a day and understand how to solve them. Once your get your first job it's easy from there. Just practice those interview problems.

having a job where you get paid to write code so you can move out of ur moms basement and stop jerking off about how great haskell is

How is giving free labor to freetards a better use of my time than staring at the ceiling?

you're building a portfolio that you can present to potential employers, as opposed to telling them you spent the past X months doing wank (literally and figuratively)

>OS
Gentoo
>Language
C
>Editor
Vim
>Build tool
GNU Make
>Compiler
GCC

Dressing in girl clothes.

underrated

I'd just add haskell and lisp, to make your overall skill cleaner

I'll pick an educated guess and say you are contradicting yourself by saying 'ignore the ignorant' while posting in Sup Forums

Gives you experience and something to show when you're being interviewed to apply for a job.

>Ability to mix with others
you sound disgusting

Would Erlang fall into that category?

>languages
C
>frameworks
What are you, some kind of a faggot?

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