Seriously, it took you Atheists 5000 years to discover the Creation?

Seriously, it took you Atheists 5000 years to discover the Creation?

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god farted so hard that he created the universe. prove me wrong.

How was The Bible able to tell 5000 years ago the universe had a beginning?

God told the people to write it down
>easy lies are easy to convey

How is this Sup Forums related?

The universe is an invention.

Who invented the inventor?

I'm gay

He didn't have an inventor. It's necessary by logic he exists above time and had no begining, otherwise it'll be an infinite chain without a force to make it keep going.

Woah, dude, how, like, things even have a beginning? Must be Jebus.

Exceptions are illogical.

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atheists BTFO

A lot of scientists weren't atheists. Newton for example did more publications on theology than physics. Maybe if he browsed /x/ less he would've discovered those spectral lines in the suns light.

The Universe could be 5 minutes old at this very moment and there would be no way to tell.

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>A lot of scientists weren't atheists. Newton for example did more publications on theology than physics. Maybe if he browsed /x/ less he would've discovered those spectral lines in the suns light.
Yeah a lot of early scientists were Christian because they had no choice

About 100 years ago scientists discovered that it's impossible to prove anything. Most people will never know that, nor understand why.

There was never a beginning. You are just dreaming user. Remember who you really are.

>Yeah a lot of early scientists were Christian because they had no choice
Not that guy but Newton also lived in a house with a straw covered floor and believed in alchemy. Why the fuck do people think that just because someone was knowledgeable in one field or part of one field that they're now an expert on all things?

If Einstein said that eating boogers strengthened your bones, would you start eating your own nasal discharge?

You'll be surprised but this has been linked to Gödel's first incompleteness theorem. The conclusion was that God can exists only in a self-contradicting Universe. Theists may start searching.

Doesn't the law of conservation of angular momentum disprove the big bang?
>galaxies and planets and shit spinning in different directions

Shit bait / 10

>Doesn't the law of conservation of angular momentum disprove the big bang?
Absolutely not. That's a creationist argument and like all creationist arguments it's based on a "common sense" interpretation of complex scientific principles to confuse the unwashed masses.

How does it work then?

I'm not entirely sure what you're asking. Do you mean "Why doesn't this violate the conservation of angular momentum?" then the simple answer is "It doesn't work that way."

Have you been listening to Kent Hovind? To simplify it greatly, he implies that the universe has always been spinning, which is bullshit. He then applies this universe always spinning bullshit to ask why everything isn't spinning the same way. This is a gross oversimplification and the grossly over simplified answer is that everything in the universe was formed from particles moving in random directions with varying degrees of interaction and influence on each other.