Literally fall for the rMBP meme

>literally fall for the rMBP meme
>play an episode of my chinese cartoons
>literally i can cook eggs on the laptop

thanks for the meme, Sup Forums!

I can make games with Unreal Engine without my fan going on, I don't know what you're talking about

Servers you right faggot
Hahahahahaha

2 rupees have been deposited in your shit wiping hands pajeet

thanks

Literally wait, you literally can't be literally serious? Literally eggs being literally cooked. Literally that is literally hot. Literally your bios should literally shutdown before your laptop literally takes damage.

>Bought the rMBP before the imminent refresh

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what player are you using op?

Don't lie you son of a bitch. What player are you using?

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You only need ~80'c to cook an egg in minutes. It would be possible to cook an egg on the back of a 13" MacBook Pro.

>Literally fall
so you fell on your laptop?

VLC

Dude, this place is populated by 12-17yr olds. Why the fuck would you take advice of anyone here? Take this advice, when you really want to get useful info..go to a site that has users who's sole goal is not to fuck over the other users of the site. I mean look at the threads made here daily..and the 1-6 word responses on avg. Real useful shit huh?

use MPV, VLC is trash

better keep literally burning my hands and belly than acquiring literal assburgers

I showed MPV to my girlfriend, who was having trouble with VLC, and she thought it was pretty cool.
She has a MacBook and doesn't give a fuck about Linux. Normie AF.

Fucking warned you bro.

That's like saying "Bought a macbook air before the new Macbook"

>download prefab
>set a default for video files

I think you must be literally retarded if you can't do this

I AM literally retarded, thaths why i bought an apple product because its literally constantly shilled by literal pajeets on some anime forum desu

>thinking Sup Forums supports apple

You should have ACTUALLY listened to Sup Forums and bought a Thinkpad.

>thinking Sup Forums is actually useful regardless of platform.

Duh linux is a great everyday desktop os

Nigga, the macbook can't even run word before nuking itself.

>bios should literally shutdown
>BIOS actively monitoring system after POST and being accurate

are you retarded?

>Dude, this place is populated by 12-17yr olds
don't forget you're talking to a person who watches anime