Use iPhone

>use iPhone
>get laid constantly
>be motivated
>be fit

>use android
>fat lazy virgin
>no motivation to improve your own life
>no commitment, be a fat lazy fuck

>use windows phone
>be professional suit and tie
>pretend to work all day, get paid well
>slim but not athletic

>use symbian
>complete and utter poorfag virgin who can barely afford to eat

>use meego
>be a special autistic snowflake shilling your n900 everywhere you go

>use BBOS
>think you're intellectually superior
>you're actually a sentient celery

>use Ubuntu phone
>no comment.


Did I miss any?

You missed the Ubuntu phone.

Beepers.

im so confused. am i going to get arrested for looking at ops pic

>use dumbphone
>achieve nirvana

You're done, kiddo.

Why would you?

No he didn't?

go away butthurt makiposter

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who is this ejaculate advocate?

Can confirm. I use an iPhone and get laid 1-4 times a week, depending how horny I am and how hot the bitch is.

#uniLYF

>ctrl+f source sauce semen demon cock dock
DO NOT REVERSE IMAGE SEARCH
I REPEAT
DO NOT REVERSE IMAGE SEARCH
ITS SO FUCKED UP
OP DELETE THAT FUCKING PICTURE YOU SICK FUCK

>use flip phone
>get asian women all day
>super thin, no muscles
>listen to vaporware

OP is faggot, we already know that.

Tizen, Firefox OS

Is firefox os any good?

Never used it, but I think not

Idk but the devices it ships with were trash. Like 600mhz arm cpu and 128mb ram level of trash.

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forgot Ubuntu phone

Spot on about windows phone, I do jack shit at work. Am also a skinnyfag.

>DO NOT REVERSE IMAGE SEARCH
Well now I know exactly what I'm doing.

Jesus...

I was thoroughly disappointed desu.

Your own fault user.

You forgot dumbphones and a bunch of freetard shit.

>>use android
>>fat lazy virgin
>>no motivation to improve your own life
>>no commitment, be a fat lazy fuck
that shit is scary how true it is, dayum

Fuck I feel like I know her
A girl in my class has exactly the same face traits, hair texture, eyes and overall body morphology, she's 20 though.

Lots of people share traits. I remember reading about how everyone's cousins cause we went almost extinct a bunch of years ago

People look the same, it's bound to happen in a world of well over 6 billion individuals.

>Use Android
>Not virgin
>Gay femboy
>Scary thin

I seem to be a rarity, if Sup Forums is anything to go by.

>>Not virgin
>>Gay
If you haven't put your penis into a vagina you're a virgin.
Sorry mate.

Nothing is 100%, there will always be some outliers to any stereotype.

>not all chinks eat rice
>not all curries eat curry
>not all arabs eat kebab

Nice try Satan, but all jews try their jewish tricks.

oShit I forgot about the jews

asdfsdfsdf

Sup Forums is fucking gay!

You must be 18 years or older to post here, kiddo.

swap bbos with windows

add a special category that includes htc and samsung phones their users are mostly dudebros

who is that?

BBOS is dead though

she is a slut

how do you know?

because whatsapp stopped supporting it?

the people who use bb phones couldn't care less

muh dick

Why do you have that picture on your drive?

opposite experience between iphone and android personally

the real question is why would you NOT have that picture on your drive?

Because it received it's last update 5 months ago and has been ditched in favor of Android.

Most popular guideline for losing virginity is penetration of any kind (usually excluding oral sex).

Because I'm not a paedo

Yep!~

Na, shes just into DDBG.

Nice meme :^)

the gnu debugger?

When you get older you'll realize that getting laid isn't everything, especially if they're spoiled sluts.

>using the smiley with a carat nose

You're a special snowflake

It's still fun though, even if they're spoiled cunts.

Need sauce on that nawimsayin

Yes

>Be sad, pathetic nerd
>Figure you must be a pathetic nerd because you use android
>Associate phones with made up stereotypes
>Buy new phone
>Kill self because iPhones don't get you laid and windows phones don't get you jobs

Only iPhone has jobs user.
>Steve Jobs

not anymore

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Kek

That's hanna hallysem, some random instagram whore

Cool

Kek

>Use android
>get laid constantly
>no fitness motivation because I don't really care
>Read a lot and always try to become more cultured :^)
>can barely afford to eat

fight me nerd

I get laid as much as I want... and I use an Android phone.

It's just a phone, tard. Not a lifestyle. (Though iOS fags really think it is sometimes...)

>become more cultured
Virgin neckbeard basement dweller detected.

1v1 me cunt.

Who is this OP? Why does she look suspiciously like possibly a trap?

I don't see anything other than a bunch of picture of this bitch...

Apparently someone named Hanna Hallysem if the internet is to be trusted.
All the sites I found though were like in Spanish or French or some shit.

Apple is a cult. Not even kidding, I had a job interview there a few weeks ago.

>tfw no ddbg gf

iPhone user here as well, can confirm

literally drowning in pussy

Me too. IPhone 6 user here, struggling to keep women's hands off my junk when I'm out in public.

Had 3 anonymous blowjobs this week just by pulling out my phone

Lel I'm ysing two android phones and I am going running and to the gym every second day I'm more fit than most of you.

>Use no phone at all
>fuck milfs
>fit
>work a little bit every day
>get paid well

It's 2016 what's your exuse for using a phone

It's 2016.

Moron. Autistic permavirgin mentally devoid gigacuck. Windows phone is never used in corporate situations and blackberry almost always is.

Alright Sup Forums, 2 years ago I ended my relationship with my ex and literally became a isolated NEET, shitposting on Sup Forums all day and night, barely getting passing grades on university, didn't even kiss any girl all that years.
A year ago I made the best decision in my life, and bought a 15 inch Retina MacBook Pro®. That's when my life started changing.
With the Mac I really got into iOS development, it's really fun and easy, I started learning Swift and it's simply great, everything just works, and my self-steem started increasing exponentially.

One day, I was at StarBucks developing an iOS App, and a qt girl talked to me. She asked "are you gay"? I said "no". Then we kissed.
The next week I met with her at the mall and we watched Mowgli, it was really fun, I kissed her at the end.
Then she said she's studying to enter a CS university, her dream is to become a game developer. That moment I realized I finally found the woman of my life, she's my 3D waifu, and she's the girl I want to pregnate.

All of that thanks to Apple's great piece of engendering, the MacBook® really changed my life. Thanks Apple!

You're an idiot if you believe that. Girls don't think like that. If you have the same phone as them, they will not be attracted to you. You're much more of a mystery to them if you stick to your guns, than if you have the same toys as them.

Source: my ex-gf. I told her I don't like iphones and she said she understands that because iphones are a girlish phones. She said she would rather see my using a dark phone with some buttons, but well that was a few years ago. Obviously I wouldn't use a blackberry or some shit like that.

>use windows phone
>be professional suit and tie
>pretend to work all day, get paid well
>slim but not athletic
How did you know?

yeah but you're still a virgin right?
To get laid you will need an iPhone.

your phone is the last thing anyone would care about..

Ebic blog :D
Where can I subscribe :DDDD ?

Plenty of normies use android now.
Just because you can customize doesn't mean most people do.

my gf uses a windows phone and only complains about it. I use an iPhone and I'm not her beta cuckboy, when I'm fucking her tight pussy, I'm the alpha.

Why would I want to get laid?

I prefer the iphone os, I guess its called ios to Android

But the phones are overpriced. I bet apple would take back all that marketshare if they just priced their phones appropriately.

I used to think like you man, and I was depressed af. Gf's will increase your self-esteem because that's just natural, humans gets depressed when alone.

The pricing is not that bad, I'm the last one you'd call an applefag or any other apple stereotype but iPhones are the closest thing there is to a perfect smartphone imo.

>tight pussy

Meh.

>yeah but you're still a virgin right?
No. The first time I got laid was fifteen years ago, when cellphones were still miniature bricks you coud use as murder weapons.