>use iPhone >get laid constantly >be motivated >be fit
>use android >fat lazy virgin >no motivation to improve your own life >no commitment, be a fat lazy fuck
>use windows phone >be professional suit and tie >pretend to work all day, get paid well >slim but not athletic
>use symbian >complete and utter poorfag virgin who can barely afford to eat
>use meego >be a special autistic snowflake shilling your n900 everywhere you go
>use BBOS >think you're intellectually superior >you're actually a sentient celery
>use Ubuntu phone >no comment.
Did I miss any?
Sebastian Green
You missed the Ubuntu phone.
Justin Smith
Beepers.
Jaxson Powell
im so confused. am i going to get arrested for looking at ops pic
Julian Stewart
>use dumbphone >achieve nirvana
Wyatt Sanders
You're done, kiddo.
Jaxon Wilson
Why would you?
No he didn't?
Isaiah Ross
go away butthurt makiposter
Joseph Thompson
...
Tyler Cooper
who is this ejaculate advocate?
Christopher Wright
Can confirm. I use an iPhone and get laid 1-4 times a week, depending how horny I am and how hot the bitch is.
#uniLYF
Landon Allen
>ctrl+f source sauce semen demon cock dock DO NOT REVERSE IMAGE SEARCH I REPEAT DO NOT REVERSE IMAGE SEARCH ITS SO FUCKED UP OP DELETE THAT FUCKING PICTURE YOU SICK FUCK
Camden Sullivan
>use flip phone >get asian women all day >super thin, no muscles >listen to vaporware
Eli Campbell
OP is faggot, we already know that.
Bentley Brooks
Tizen, Firefox OS
Cooper Walker
Is firefox os any good?
Zachary Hall
Never used it, but I think not
Jordan Gonzalez
Idk but the devices it ships with were trash. Like 600mhz arm cpu and 128mb ram level of trash.
Kevin Diaz
...
Owen Edwards
forgot Ubuntu phone
Isaac Johnson
Spot on about windows phone, I do jack shit at work. Am also a skinnyfag.
Jose Wilson
>DO NOT REVERSE IMAGE SEARCH Well now I know exactly what I'm doing.
Matthew Miller
Jesus...
Nolan Robinson
I was thoroughly disappointed desu.
Gabriel Gray
Your own fault user.
You forgot dumbphones and a bunch of freetard shit.
Luke Wright
>>use android >>fat lazy virgin >>no motivation to improve your own life >>no commitment, be a fat lazy fuck that shit is scary how true it is, dayum
Kevin Rodriguez
Fuck I feel like I know her A girl in my class has exactly the same face traits, hair texture, eyes and overall body morphology, she's 20 though.
Austin Morgan
Lots of people share traits. I remember reading about how everyone's cousins cause we went almost extinct a bunch of years ago
Matthew King
People look the same, it's bound to happen in a world of well over 6 billion individuals.
Dylan Cooper
>Use Android >Not virgin >Gay femboy >Scary thin
I seem to be a rarity, if Sup Forums is anything to go by.
Aaron Diaz
>>Not virgin >>Gay If you haven't put your penis into a vagina you're a virgin. Sorry mate.
Wyatt Myers
Nothing is 100%, there will always be some outliers to any stereotype.
>not all chinks eat rice >not all curries eat curry >not all arabs eat kebab
Brayden Watson
Nice try Satan, but all jews try their jewish tricks.
Owen Phillips
oShit I forgot about the jews
Colton Cook
asdfsdfsdf
Aiden Scott
Sup Forums is fucking gay!
Kevin Martin
You must be 18 years or older to post here, kiddo.
Aaron Sullivan
swap bbos with windows
add a special category that includes htc and samsung phones their users are mostly dudebros
Nolan Cox
who is that?
David Richardson
BBOS is dead though
Brody Morris
she is a slut
Ethan Butler
how do you know?
Jayden Gray
because whatsapp stopped supporting it?
the people who use bb phones couldn't care less
Colton Watson
muh dick
Nathan Bell
Why do you have that picture on your drive?
Colton Johnson
opposite experience between iphone and android personally
Michael Gray
the real question is why would you NOT have that picture on your drive?
Oliver Mitchell
Because it received it's last update 5 months ago and has been ditched in favor of Android.
Daniel Sanders
Most popular guideline for losing virginity is penetration of any kind (usually excluding oral sex).
Jack Parker
Because I'm not a paedo
Joseph Bell
Yep!~
Blake Hughes
Na, shes just into DDBG.
Bentley Ward
Nice meme :^)
Dylan Watson
the gnu debugger?
Jaxon Perez
When you get older you'll realize that getting laid isn't everything, especially if they're spoiled sluts.
Asher Rodriguez
>using the smiley with a carat nose
Daniel Robinson
You're a special snowflake
Jeremiah Hill
It's still fun though, even if they're spoiled cunts.
Joshua Allen
Need sauce on that nawimsayin
Lucas Bailey
Yes
>Be sad, pathetic nerd >Figure you must be a pathetic nerd because you use android >Associate phones with made up stereotypes >Buy new phone >Kill self because iPhones don't get you laid and windows phones don't get you jobs
Henry Morales
Only iPhone has jobs user. >Steve Jobs
Jeremiah Murphy
not anymore
Adam Flores
...
Jack Cox
Kek
Cooper Williams
That's hanna hallysem, some random instagram whore
Jaxson Carter
Cool
Cooper Gomez
Kek
Joseph Lopez
>Use android >get laid constantly >no fitness motivation because I don't really care >Read a lot and always try to become more cultured :^) >can barely afford to eat
fight me nerd
Bentley Nguyen
I get laid as much as I want... and I use an Android phone.
It's just a phone, tard. Not a lifestyle. (Though iOS fags really think it is sometimes...)
Kayden Evans
>become more cultured Virgin neckbeard basement dweller detected.
1v1 me cunt.
Jose Bennett
Who is this OP? Why does she look suspiciously like possibly a trap?
I don't see anything other than a bunch of picture of this bitch...
Apparently someone named Hanna Hallysem if the internet is to be trusted. All the sites I found though were like in Spanish or French or some shit.
Henry Jenkins
Apple is a cult. Not even kidding, I had a job interview there a few weeks ago.
Grayson Evans
>tfw no ddbg gf
Brody Turner
iPhone user here as well, can confirm
literally drowning in pussy
Andrew Jones
Me too. IPhone 6 user here, struggling to keep women's hands off my junk when I'm out in public.
Had 3 anonymous blowjobs this week just by pulling out my phone
Jordan Smith
Lel I'm ysing two android phones and I am going running and to the gym every second day I'm more fit than most of you.
Matthew Adams
>Use no phone at all >fuck milfs >fit >work a little bit every day >get paid well
It's 2016 what's your exuse for using a phone
Brody Moore
It's 2016.
Oliver Perry
Moron. Autistic permavirgin mentally devoid gigacuck. Windows phone is never used in corporate situations and blackberry almost always is.
Aiden Harris
Alright Sup Forums, 2 years ago I ended my relationship with my ex and literally became a isolated NEET, shitposting on Sup Forums all day and night, barely getting passing grades on university, didn't even kiss any girl all that years. A year ago I made the best decision in my life, and bought a 15 inch Retina MacBook Pro®. That's when my life started changing. With the Mac I really got into iOS development, it's really fun and easy, I started learning Swift and it's simply great, everything just works, and my self-steem started increasing exponentially.
One day, I was at StarBucks developing an iOS App, and a qt girl talked to me. She asked "are you gay"? I said "no". Then we kissed. The next week I met with her at the mall and we watched Mowgli, it was really fun, I kissed her at the end. Then she said she's studying to enter a CS university, her dream is to become a game developer. That moment I realized I finally found the woman of my life, she's my 3D waifu, and she's the girl I want to pregnate.
All of that thanks to Apple's great piece of engendering, the MacBook® really changed my life. Thanks Apple!
Aaron Torres
You're an idiot if you believe that. Girls don't think like that. If you have the same phone as them, they will not be attracted to you. You're much more of a mystery to them if you stick to your guns, than if you have the same toys as them.
Source: my ex-gf. I told her I don't like iphones and she said she understands that because iphones are a girlish phones. She said she would rather see my using a dark phone with some buttons, but well that was a few years ago. Obviously I wouldn't use a blackberry or some shit like that.
Kayden Thompson
>use windows phone >be professional suit and tie >pretend to work all day, get paid well >slim but not athletic How did you know?
Daniel Sullivan
yeah but you're still a virgin right? To get laid you will need an iPhone.
Daniel Ward
your phone is the last thing anyone would care about..
Gabriel Sanchez
Ebic blog :D Where can I subscribe :DDDD ?
Chase Myers
Plenty of normies use android now. Just because you can customize doesn't mean most people do.
Thomas Russell
my gf uses a windows phone and only complains about it. I use an iPhone and I'm not her beta cuckboy, when I'm fucking her tight pussy, I'm the alpha.
Dylan Wright
Why would I want to get laid?
Juan Hall
I prefer the iphone os, I guess its called ios to Android
But the phones are overpriced. I bet apple would take back all that marketshare if they just priced their phones appropriately.
Austin Martinez
I used to think like you man, and I was depressed af. Gf's will increase your self-esteem because that's just natural, humans gets depressed when alone.
Ryder Hughes
The pricing is not that bad, I'm the last one you'd call an applefag or any other apple stereotype but iPhones are the closest thing there is to a perfect smartphone imo.
Austin Evans
>tight pussy
Meh.
James Nguyen
>yeah but you're still a virgin right? No. The first time I got laid was fifteen years ago, when cellphones were still miniature bricks you coud use as murder weapons.