Dad want's to check something online

>dad want's to check something online
>give him my laptop
>he sees my cute anime wallpaper
>calls me a faggot

Stop being a faggot then you fucking cunt

that's what you get for having a weeb background

he'll probably forget about it

That's because you ARE a faggot.

He's not wrong.

Hasn't Sup Forums taught you anything about hiding power levels?

I don't think he actually called you a faggot.
He really should have though.

Hey, the man knows a faggot when he sees one.

OPs face is my face when.

>Wears waifu on t-shirt
>Mom notices and asks if I'm gay

That's what you get for being a faggot

>time fly's when you're a faggot

Fucking kek anyone got the screen cap?

Kek

But OP, you are a foggat!!!!

Anything other than a solid color desktop is a waste of CPU time.

This

>mfw a black background on an OLED sceen.

>gf wants to check something online
>give her my laptop
>she sees cute asian girl on my desktop
>yells at me for 30 minutes straight, leaves, comes back after an hour and says she's sorry

>gf

dumb meme poster animu fagoo

you're such a disappointment, like most of Sup Forums

I would hate to have kids like you.

What wallpaper was it?

>weaboo
>has a gf

You wish.

>in a new year of uni
>assigned groups for a project
>group member sees my running gnome
>"you have a penis"
mfw

>girl at uni asks to use my laptop
>give her my laptop
>she sees my riced out i3
>"are you a hacker??"
>she notices that my laptop has no touchpad
>"umm... nvm thanks anyway"

OP this could have been avoided if you had changed the wallpaper before hand.

Faggots are better than tripfags

QUAD DUBS
HOLY SHIT

how does being attracted to asian women make me a weeaboo exactly?

Y E L L O W
F
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>gf is black
>HAHA JUNGLE FEVER XD
>watch asian porn
>HAHA YELLOW FEVER XD
how come there's no such thing as white fever anyway?

Both of those are racist and antiquated terms that nobody under the age of 45 actually uses.

There's no such thing as "white fever" because everyone looks to white people as the default standard of beauty.

Beat me to it. Also, get ready for conservative Sup Forums to call you a sjw cuckoo, repeatedly.

>cuckoo
Bloody autocorrect.

reported

Fuck off dad.

why this is youe fault the list
1. lettting other people use your computer
2. living with your dad for this to happen seriously you are 45 move out
3.having a cute anime wallpaper at 45
4. not loggng you dad into the guest account if you insist on letting use your labtop

>having a cute anime wallpaper at 45
Who says growing up means you have to be dull?

>I'm the faggot in this thread for gettin' wrecked

Who legitimately has an animu wallpaper?

he's right
you're supposed to close anime once you blew
not use it as wallpaper

wording this

>things that happened

Show us that wallpaper.

Only normalfags hide their powerlevel. I wear anime clothes, walk around with anime merchandise, riced my phone with anime, have an anime ringtone, etc. I speak very little English these days instead speaking superior languages like Japanese. I hope someday to get a job in Japan and reunite myself with my Japanese brothers and sisters in the motherland.

...

>unironically using a weebshit wallpaper
>especially if other people are going to see it

You should be embarrassed. Your father is right, and probably wonders daily where he went wrong in raising you.

>someday to get a job in Japan

this, should actually be ashamed.

But these anime fucktards are as back as

>go visit parents
>bring laptop full of animes
>start watching some in living room
>laptop hooked up to TV
>family gathers to watch anime together
>they like it

>mfw

were you watching nge by any chance?

>father needs my laptop
>log into guest session
ezpz

I will be accepted as one of them in japan and will be popular with many friends. I will even have japanese girlfriend and we will watch superior anime also known as eastern animation that you brain-dead westerners call it.

>whole family of cancer
Burn down the house

you're really autistic but thanks for the gif